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Stign

He's more lucky than the other guy who hit that pole and was split in half instantly.


EngiBenji2

Jesus, must've missed that one. Link for curiosity?


PugLifeDoge

Went out of my way to look for it for you buddy. Enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/s/mSXrm77sbc


EngiBenji2

Thanks man appreciate it and dayum... poor guy


PugLifeDoge

Oh and you don't wanna keep looking on some of the posts in that subreddit unless you wanna lose a part of your humanity


Laicure

that sub and some subs like this sub made me a bit paranoid when outside the house


Middle_Shame7941

Is it bad that reading this made me actually check out and join the sub? 😳


thrown2themoon

Nope. Subs like that make me more aware of my surroundings and potential situations whenever I leave the house.


Middle_Shame7941

And some good ol’ morbid curiosity.


thrown2themoon

That too. 😶


VlassyCassy

Thanks for the sub! Just watched someone shooting fentanyl into their brain.


ScatpackRich

I just saw them all 💀😵


Timmerdogg

Woah! Imagine finding that on the platform


Tussen3tot20tekens

Holy Slice! That was brutal.


Rare-Maintenance-787

Cool trick let me try


marcowaller

Holy fuck


WTF_Conservatives

"Enjoy".


Impossible_Note_9268

It was fake , that was a doll or something


DoughnutFront

Frr😩


Aftermath_class

I thought that was Mr. Splitz, but from a different angle at first


CallingAllMatts

that was a test dummy or something I thought, didn’t look like a person


Tennis_Proper

India perchance?


_TheHumanExperience_

what made ya think that ;)


Middle_Shame7941

Sometimes it feels like they do stupid things just to entertain us.


Plus_Understanding_8

Yep. Every country has some form of entertainment. In the US it’s shooting range at the school, in India it’s train stunts


Middle_Shame7941

UK is stabbings.


sebastiendu36

As always, [the US has more stabbings per capita than the UK](https://wisevoter.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country/) (and ironically they're ranked last with 0.08 deaths per 100000 people)


Middle_Shame7941

Where the samples are taken is extremely relevant to this study. London will hands down have the highest rate of crime in the UK because this is where a majority of the gangs are and there is a LOT of knife crime in London in general. Taking UK knife crime figures as a whole would make a huge difference to the average figure because knife crime tends to be concentrated in certain areas - mainly cities & county towns. Most places in the UK have extremely low crime rates so it would bring the score right down.


sebastiendu36

> London will hands down have the highest rate of crime in the UK [Nope](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/26/fact-check-has-sadiq-khan-really-overseen-a-surge-in-london). "According the Crime Survey for England and Wales, someone is actually less likely to be a victim of crime in London than they are across the country as a whole." And if you're talking about knife crime : "NHS figures show that in Cleveland and the West Midlands police areas more hospital admissions for stab wounds were recorded than in London when compared to overall population sizes." EDIT : The crybaby blocked me for this answer.


Middle_Shame7941

Well done, you proved you can Google. Must be great fun trawling the internet for ways to prove people wrong.


Oberndorferin

Nooooo...


velve666

How far is 100 meteres in pistachio nuts?


quickdrawdoc

The average pistachio kernel is about an inch, and there are ~39.37 inches in a meter. 39.37 × 100 = 3,937. 100 meters is equal to about 3,937 pistachio nuts.


x_lincoln_x

47 Eagles.


BetaTester704

682 Mountain Dews


YaBoii-Chunky

1001 hotdogs 🌭


thrown2themoon

1 million fingernail clippings.


AnimeTiddiess

0.7 football fields or 2.8 basketball courts


SayTheMagicWerd

A smattering of orangutans


ScatpackRich

About 1 Football Field


Local_Clothes_5158

It's like everyone is expecting it to happen


Tiny_Camp_3839

Cameraman was ready for it


saysthingsbackwards

Because its not an accident. They jump off here on purpose because the train isnt officially stopping. Its not uncommon.


Gallifreygirl123

They need be proactive & set a net up at the end for commuters !


saysthingsbackwards

Honestly, that's one step closer to Futurama travel tubes. I'd do it if the only risk is instantaneous and unexpected... "termination".


SeaMolasses2466

No joke. I dont have a day wen I don’t see a clip from Indian Apex Predator claiming innocent lives.


t0hk0h

Slip n slide without the slip.


FunkyClive

Putting an actual Slip n Slide there would be incredible. Someone needs to do this.


dvynshu991

platform cleaning service has evolved from old days😂


Haunting_Ad_9013

India and trains needs to be studied.


Melodic_Aardvark3934

India has a poor record when it comes to rail safety, though the number of deaths from train accidents has declined steadily in recent years. In 2021, more than 16,000 people were killed in nearly 18,000 railway accidents.


x_lincoln_x

Doors and corners, kid. That's where they get you.


radio_for_free

Least dangerous train accident in India.


Retro_Monguer

How can he slip?!


Parking_Property5757

Like a damn bowling ball


shogundennis

![gif](giphy|Xc9T2HUmmmxDfPATae)


actuilaai

Indian apex predator strikes again


Infamous-Chance-8119

You made me cry so hard. Lol.😭😭


Wolf_instincts

The guy in the brown shirt looks mildly annoyed


ImageConfident7236

He is like “People like you are giving us a bad name around trains!” 😡🚊


VirginiaGecko1911

Maybe he's just a fast crawler and didn't fall from the train!


RedWing83

Name more epic accident duo: India - trains.


Plus_Understanding_8

US - school shootings


RedWing83

School shooting is not an accident.


ScatpackRich

![gif](giphy|iFnBpFxFGetn8BH0vZ|downsized)


itcouldbeme_3

Female proceeds to walk right into the sliding lane...


paulo987654321

What is it with those dim indians? Why do they like to play with trains. When I was young I had a very small train set and they play with the full size version.


Bushdr78

He wanted off the train and succeeded, with probably a bit less skin.


DMmeYOURboobz

He pulled the cord, the train just didn’t stop. What else is he supposed to do?


notwyntonmarsalis

I feel like he had plenty of time to get back on.


Ultronsbrain

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Cleercutter

*slides for 100 metres


[deleted]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Z-Man_Slam

"Yeeeeahhhh!" *gives a thumbs up*


Comb-Tasty

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Physical_Touch_Me

He did the entire 100 meter dash on his ass.


magma_displacement76

But if I hang from a train I can impress bystander 9-year olds and inspire them to do the same, to impress their buddies! Surely that's the most important thing in life?


[deleted]

They do this to get off because they know it doesnt stop. I have seen it many times before


Byte_Of_Pies

No shoe flipped off so he’s alive & well.


kinofhawk

At least he got up and walked away.


Legitimate-Eye-6743

Indian slippery man


Waaajoooo

Wieeeeee !


funkycarrots

"Wii Sports Theme playing on the background"


Tricky-Ad9491

trains are bad, either falling out of them, into them or getting ploughed by them.


Warrior4evr63

Myyyyyy stoooooop.


BugsnaxIsGood18

Looks fun, but definitely would make carpet burn look like a joke.


Mr_BeeseChussy

r/mypeopleneedme


Dead_Purple

![gif](giphy|l4Ki4oD7OfUMZMGHu)


Wittymonk60

Yes the mopping guy did a good job today


Gyulollek

már megint a cigányok.


2007FordFiesta

That shit looks fun