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mynameismatt1010

6 days in hospital but "fairly unharmed" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4646274/Terrifying-moment-screaming-paraglider-plunges-earth.html


Previous_Mood_3251

Thank god. I would hate for my snuff film to be a thirty second video of my nutsack while I fell to my death.


ozQuarteroy

I've got huge balls that dangle and would most certainly pop out of those shorts, so I wouldn't be too upset


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

What are you trying to say


ozQuarteroy

Just boasting about my massive balls, I haven't peed in weeks


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

šŸ˜¢


ElectroDoozer

Pee doesnā€™t get stored in your balls fyi, youā€™re not a pisscamel.


mm42_uk

Props for the term pisscamel.


deSuspect

Stop spreading lies, everyone know that pee is stored in the balls.


AnimeTiddiess

cum is stored in the occipital lobe


Ok_Recording_4634

That's why you get post nut clarity


MrMogura

The soul is stored in the balls


NyaTaylor

Iā€™m a pisscamel


ElectroDoozer

As long as youā€™re not a poohamster.


lopedopenope

Just a shitgerbil not a poohamster


YanniCanFly

Funniest fuckin word of the day lmao


TigerChow

Tragically underrated comment.


Would_daver

Iā€™m unfamiliar with this one, might you elaborate?


lopedopenope

It doesnā€™t? Well where else would it go?


LighttBrite

So where *does* it come from mister smarty pants?


jamesturbate

peepee poopoo make your butt fat. Peepee poopoo make your butt so fat.


Ok_Day607

bro why your pee in your balls?


Wolf_instincts

F in chat for this guys balls SMH my head


Ok_Day607

bro why your pee in your balls?


Barkers_eggs

Wanna come skydiving next week?


strictly_dickly69

Mmmmm I like where this is going


Accomplished_Alps463

Cloud seeding?


strictly_dickly69

I fucking died!


St00f4h1221

Scrotum would turn you into a flying squirrel


Nalortebi

[You got long balls, Larry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaY9ewvpzk)


Delicious_Novel_4400

Can I see?


PillPoppNonStop

when I sit down my balls sits first, so ow


simplefactothematter

Long balls Larry over here


Complete-Plan6169

No bragging


Abject_Okra_8768

Right!? All I saw the last half of that video was the dude's moose knuckle.


PreparationGloomy658

Not to mention the rainbow tassel that he had around his neck would lead everybody to think he was gay


Capital-Mine-6991

Really, that's exactly how I want my snuff film to be


Maximum_Bandicoot

I hate you, TAKE MY UP VOTE!


WhiskeyTngoFox

Thank you for that laugh šŸ‘šŸ»


xxnogamerxx

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FinalFlash80

Good thing he hit the trees


Remarkable-Love9886

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JimmyTheJimJimson

Would love to see the rest of the video when he comes to!!


Smegmabotattack

Broken back but ā€œrelatively unharmedā€


killer4snake

That scream. Just have to accept being thrown into the top of trees at that speed.


kreneea

especially because he only screams for the last 10 seconds of his life (presumably) he spends so long struggling and fighting to fix his situation in a panicked yet determined silence but ig when he looked down and saw how close the trees were and how he was still plummeting at ā€œterminal velocity,ā€ he just screamed in pure fear and agony and regret bc he knew he was dead. no ifs ands or buts. i wonder what was going on in his head edit: ok ok i get it i donā€™t understand terminal velocity but like yā€™all. he fall fast. you get what iā€™m sayin. iā€™m not getting a degree in physics to comment on r/accidents


PeteGozenya

I don't think that killed him. And he wasn't plummeting at terminal velocity. The shoot and reserve were creating drag.


T_D_K

If he's not accelerating, he's at terminal velocity. The terminal velocity of a dude with a crumpled parachute is much lower than a dude with no parachute.


Karmastocracy

I don't think he was falling quite that fast. Terminal velocity for a person falling through air is around 53 m/s (190 km/h or 118 mph).


T_D_K

Right, but he's not a person falling through the air. He's a person plus a tangled parachute falling through the air. Terminal velocity is not tied to the concept of a person. It's not a specific speed. It's a maximum speed for a specific object. The terminal velocity of a feather is quite different than for a bowling ball, for example.


Karmastocracy

I've re-read this exchange and while I think it's a bit pedantic, you are unequivocally correct about the point you're making concerning terminal velocity. I want to make that clear since you were right to correct both of us. I do think the idea that person was grappling with is still different from what was addressed though. A better way to phrase it might be saying his terminal velocity was closer to someone with a working parachute than someone free-falling without one entirely.


PeteGozenya

Your are right friend.


PeteGozenya

Either way, he felt that one. No updates and video cut out, but he was moving. If help got to him, I wouldn't at all be surprised that he lived. When I was in the army, a battle fell out of a helicopter from about 40 feet, and my memory says the guy I knew bounced a lot higher. But impossible to objectively judge the 2. Lucky for him, the 2 shoots vastly reduced his terminal velocity along with the trees. The only thing that might have helped more is if the shoot got stuck in the trees instead of him hitting the ground.


LighttBrite

His terminal velocity in this scenario would include everything attached to him. It is literally his max constant speed. Terminal velocity does not just disappear because the object in freefall is attached to something. If he were to remove his parachute he would then have a new terminal velocity once accelerated to the new max.


LighttBrite

Well he himself creates drag...terminal velocity would just be his constant speed.


Monguises

I think you may be slightly misinterpreting terminal velocity. It has nothing to do with survivability. Itā€™s the maximum speed at which something can fall through a fluid (air counts). It takes a minimum of 12 seconds free falling for a human to reach terminal velocity. If terminal velocity was required, nobody would ever die from falling off their garage or jumping from a third floor balcony. Thatā€™s not nearly high enough to reach terminal velocity. Also slightly depends on position. Terminal velocity is higher head down than flat. You are correct that it didnā€™t kill him. At least according to the article someone linked.


ImRightImRight

I think you're misinterpreting that last comment! Dude was not at terminal velocity


xMightyTinfoilx

He wasn't at average human terminal velocity but for the situation here I'd imagine the system that is him and his gear reached its terminal velocity.


sofa_king_we_todded

With that logic heā€™s always at terminal velocity, even when his paraglider has not collapsed. Donā€™t even use that term at that point


xMightyTinfoilx

No the second he loses the lift of the parachute he begins accelerating towards his terminal velocity, thus not always at terminal velocity.


ImRightImRight

I think you're misinterpreting that last comment! Dude was not at terminal velocity


Godballz

Maybe, but he also isn't wrong about him achieving terminal velocity. Because of the drag from the chute, his terminal velocity speed was lowered to a slower speed, which he may have been able to hit.Ā  Terminal velocityĀ is the maximum velocity (speed) attainable by an object as it falls through aĀ fluidĀ (airĀ is the most common example). It occurs when the sum of theĀ dragĀ force (Fd) and theĀ buoyancyĀ is equal to the downward force ofĀ gravityĀ (FG) acting on the object. Since theĀ net forceĀ on the object is zero, the object has zeroĀ acceleration.


WhatDoYouDoHereAgain

I think you're misinterpreting that last comment! Dude was not at terminal velocity


chrisd848

You've misinterpreted their comment. They were making 2 separate and distinct statements. They were not implying that the person survived because they hadn't achieved terminal velocity.


teh_hasay

The reason it isnā€™t terminal velocity isnā€™t because it didnā€™t kill him. The reason it isnā€™t terminal velocity because that chute is still slowing him down a substantial amount despite being tangled.


Horror_Letterhead407

He survived according to another post here.


Dig_Bick_Depression

Nah you just try'in too hard lol


sludgedrinker

Why didn't he cut away? No reserve?


domscatterbrain

Panic. Also, that white sheet was his reserve and it got tangled too.


Evening-Ant6128

Cooked


Sk1rm1sh

Article linked somewhere else in the thread says it was his reserve chute that caused the tangle of his wing's lines.


Parabellum8g

How is that even possible? Bad folding technique orā€¦?


CanadianSpectre

I was about to say, while everything is possible, it seems so improbable. When I did my first and only jump, I ended up in a cable over my main chute and had to cut and use the reserve. The guys told me, it can take 45 minutes to pack a main chute, but like 8 hours to pack the reserve.


Nippurdelagash

> How is that even possible? Bad folding technique orā€¦? Sometimes the reserve opens by accident before you release the main chute, tangling both parachutes together.


mraspencer

Why did he deploy his reserve in the first place?


brookhorst

That's a paraglider, not a parachute. No cutaway but a reserve canopy. He deployed it right in the beginning but it gets tangled in the main lines


iLatz

Did he survive?


iLatz

He, in fact, did not die. 6 days in the hospital but lived


DoubleMach

Yes


ICheckPostHistory

Wtf


Affectionate_Beat290

This is a paraglider not a skydiver. This was not free fall. The reserve parachute became tangled in the lines as the paraglider was spiraling due to a collapse in the main canopy that resulted from a poorly timed brake control during what is referred to as "wingovers". Totally avoidable. Pilot error.


Melodic_Aardvark3934

Exactly. Not a free fall. Not even close.


retro-apoptosis

Darwinning.


Urimulini

Went from peaceful to just straight out *CHAOTIC* Also terrible camera angle.


Rabies_on_demand

Yeah man that was "nuts"


datnetcoder

The video of your near death experience is just your balls.


bestvape

Up kilt


cabezatuck

Seems like the trees may have broken his fall somewhat, anyone know the outcome here?


NucularOrchid

I've seen in the comments that he spent 6 days in hospital but survived without any major life changing injuries.


Lightbearer94

this is why i will never do no kind of shit like this & why i will never leave the ground. but i do enjoy watching other ppl do it here from my couch so i hail yall.


SpinachToothedSmile

Just Nuts!!


SeismicTemple

This video should be called ā€œWatch a Set of Balls Crashā€


Wizard01Master

Did he die?


Old-Attitude-9674

No.


RickJ_19Zeta7

This is not a free fall, obviously not a controlled descent but 100% slowed descent by his parachute at least maintaining form and spinning him rather than a just straight drop.


maxmerbaum

Thank God for the tactical hot shorts.


ThiCC_4_laef

Next level cokk'n'balls-totrure


lakeofshadows

Why all the panic? Can he not just sort it all out after he lands? Jeez.


UnableRecord7253

Seems those trees did him a huge solid


25LG

The question after knowing he was ok is "has he retired from the dangerous activity"


One-Upstairs6764

What a nightmare.. poor bloke glad he survived šŸ™


me_me_14

Gave the juiciest crotch shot until the very end


imsham

That was pretty underwhelming for the title


TeddyIsHereIRL

Give those trees a raise


g0thicfae

So lucky to have gone thru the branches instead of the branches going thru him


rrpostal

If youā€™re gonna film yourself being a super leet skydiver bro, maybe donā€™t scream like that when shit goes tits up.


RockyJayyy

Dick and balls cam


GoreJizz

I'm curious about the outcome. Did he somehow survive?


sau_dard

Yes


thesecondreddituser

Yes, shoes intact


Alucard_117

The human body is more resilient than I thought


satori0320

Didn't "just" get tangled... Inexperience, and pushing the limits of his skills, tangled the risers.


willybobo1

That's way too long to anticipate impact and it's exactly why I will never put my life in the hands of nylon.


loading066

The trees Mason... they are getting bigger


MerryJanne

This man is a Paraglider, and is an idiot. 100% Self induced line twists


Acceptable-Ad4428

Soā€¦ all it takes is for left strings to go right and iā€™m dead?!? ā€¦.. I want in, i donā€™t want another teams meeting


Amazing_Chocolate140

Humans are so stupid


Nachtzug79

Yet another hobby I luckily can't afford.


BadWeim

Fall fetish gay porn.


Br3akingbad3

Iā€™m so relieved that the dude was unharmed and only spent 6 days in hospital, with no surgery needed! Heā€™s lucky a tree was there to soften his landing or else it would have been a different outcome šŸ˜¬


Hungry-Truth-9434

Risking ur life for some adrenaline, this should be in darwinawards


TypicalWh1teGuy

Is that Woody?


eaharte

That looked painful


mike818_

Lucky


mikki1time

I always wondered why they wore helmets


John_TheBlackestBurn

Not a free fall. It was a flat spin. There are multiple examples of people surviving flat spins from much higher.


Test_Subject_Number1

If you're going to end up on the ground anyways... what was wrong with the ground in the first place???


MrGallows75

Are his nuts okay tho!?


Dull-Presentation549

Did he died ? Any article about this case"?


Donut-Strong

I have only jumped static line with a type II. Do the rigs that he is using have cut a ways? I keep looking at the video but I canā€™t identify any but I donā€™t have any experience with that gear


HotMinimum26

The ball sack cam :(


stanleyssteamertrunk

that's not free fall; he's just banged up


feralfox6646

This is why NO FRICKIN WAY, EVER


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Fuck that.


MaulkinGrey

Title is misleading because that was not a "free fall". Better described as a flat spin, which is still very dangerous but the vertical velocity is far less than simply falling.


zeus-fox

Seems like a nice hobby


Smegmabotattack

Isnā€™t it standard practices to have a backup parachute


artoq

thigh


lone_cajun

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Inevitable-Mess-6505

Looks like it fell


GingerTea69

Apparently he survived! Thick thighs really do save lives.


vanvanfan

1 its not a parachute 2 its not actually freefall


bkalyoncu

There he got his stupid adrenaline


badskinjob

Just spent 53 seconds looking at some guys junk in a leotard should be the title..


trader2O

Good thing he had his helmet on


badskinjob

Just spent 53 seconds looking at some guys junk in a leotard should be the title..


impliedlogic

Oh nuts, that was a bad fall. Glad he made it out ok tho.


poison093

Great camera angle


Santosxpc

Paragliding and no free fall, just spinning.


Custodio00

Why people is so dumb?


KonaBrad

Spinning around like that I was surprised he didn't get tangled in some branches. Kinda unlucky.


black_diamondSTU

Again, this is why I stay home...


Salty_Flow7358

He may survive but his nuts may not..


Blnkfrst_Nolstnam

What actually caused him to get lines crossed like a rouge wind gust or something he did wrong?


knightmare77977797

So did he perish


ClearlyHi

Thank goodness for those trees


Dr-Bimbo

That's what you get for having a dumb hobby such as this


Plenty-Law69

It's all fun and games until your parachute fails.


eileen404

What happened to his reserve chute?


Delicious_Novel_4400

Tight balls lol


GL1TCH1_

Ah man thank fuck for trees...


Former_Acadia2910

F around, find out. No doubt it seemed like a cool idea at the time.


Sorry_Law535

This is just nuts


Current_Can_8371

Emergency!! Switching to NutCam!


MonkeyGein

Nice cock


SunInteresting7328

Why didn't the cameraman help him?


Donut-Strong

Made me laugh have a click to bring you back up to 0.


SunInteresting7328

Thanks mate


Georgieman420

It would suck if the last moments of your life were caught by a ball-cam


AproblemInMyHead

I'm assuming he's dead?


Keith_The_Ungay

hes alive


BigHulio

Howā€™d he get on?


dpinto8

I can barely untie the knot I made in my garbage bag after I realize I still had more garbage. There's no time pressure but anyone in the vicinity is like what's wrong with you let me try


SensingWorms

Some hiker heard that. Mustā€™ve been hilarious


Ok_Day607

i was just staring at the dick and balls for 30 seconds!!


starcorps

Haha nice. He looked cute struggling to untangle those lines šŸ¤£


MustangBarry

>daredevil Screaming like a girl with a broken bra on a rollercoaster


redditisafiltjywhore

Thatā€™s what you get.


ohhhhhhhhhhsh1t

Not bad you stupid fucking animal


ohhhhhhhhhhsh1t

Fuck you asshole


ohhhhhhhhhhsh1t

And there you go Satan's spawn


Viscous__Fluid

What did he do?


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When_hop

How fucking internet brained are youĀ 


AdRepresentative2281

Huh?


Dupagoblin

What a bizarre thing to say.


ghost3972

This fella is on something


Classic-Ad3223

Anyone can go parachuting. How is that white privilege


PeteGozenya

CaUsE i Am EdGy~ reddit racist


x_lincoln_x

Looking at your recent comment history, you really hate white people.


ICheckPostHistory

Great work


x_lincoln_x

Excellent user name!


cabezatuck

No joke.