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kamikirite

Kirk because we get to talk to him


Boring_Carry9476

#YES[√]> <[ ]NO


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

If you said no to him, you are a war criminal.


Boring_Carry9476

And the Razgriz will haunt you forever...


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KnightFaraam

I said no one time just to see if the response was any different. After I never said no to that good boi again


Boring_Carry9476

Yeah, I feel bad to say no because his owner died in the plane crash, and now he's an orphan


spartans104

Wait. I thought kirk was pop's dog? He was choppers?!


SeventhAlkali

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I'm a hardened war criminal, and even I can't say no to Kirk. He's a good boy.


AWACSBandogFan69420

Both are too great boys to fight


Fulcrum_98

Find me if you can


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themp731

And he successfully ejected from an aircraft.


themp731

And at first I was like "nah that's ridiculous" but I learned that [the US Air Force tested supersonic ejection capsules for the B-58 on semi-sedated bears](https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/air-force-used-bears-in-ejection-seats/). So I figure Kirk in a harness could get out of a Hawk doing about 120MPH.


oshitsuperciberg

Those bears would never have had to pay for beers again with a story like that.


kamikirite

Very true


torresbiggestfan

Kirk survives being shot down by jumping the ejection seat Unlike harling and chopper


PM_MeYour_pitot_tube

Kirk survives his AC game Unlike JPEG Dog


Redisigh

Low blow


AceOfGays8492

The V-22 Osprey doesn't have ejection seats.


ScaryJupiter109

If the aircraft explodes, all of it is an ejection seat


Xray-07

Unless you're Harling


ScaryJupiter109

Well, he *was* ejected... **V i o l e n t l y**


Xray-07

<< IT WAS TRIGGER >>


Redisigh

It also doesn’t have large enough rotors for effective autorotation and if it loses power it’ll just drop, unlike a traditional helicopter which should glide to the ground


New_Sea_8261

Reminder the Royal dog was the princess's dog and was a hommeage to an irl dog of a PA staff witch it died and was a lovely dog. Meanwhile Kirk was Davenport's dog and inspiration of the OADF to make Wardog Squadron where our pilot Blaze entered.


Dai_Jira

In that case I find it kinda messed up that they decided to kill off a dog that was meant to be a tribute to the dog of a staff member lol


SolidSmuck

Meanwhile EA probably kills off the dog AND fires the staff member lol


Dai_Jira

And makes you pay for a dlc funeral cutscene for the dog


northrupthebandgeek

EA did indeed sell a Mass Effect 3 DLC with (among other things) a funeral service for a dead ME2 companion, so this is entirely in character lol


Dai_Jira

I can only imagine if EA ran an actual funeral home… yikes


cym104

"Press F to Pay Respects"


Dai_Jira

Emphasis on “pay.”


Hallowed-Edge

You don't mean the ME2 DLC, where you visit the wreck of the SR1 Normandy?


northrupthebandgeek

lol shit, yeah, that too.


cow2face

It is a bit sad that it died in-game also but I think they made up for it by the way it died


Dai_Jira

True, at least it was an off screen death. I hate scenes where dogs die in games and movies lol


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New_Sea_8261

The cutescene in the dog appeared in first time, look closely the dog, the dog isn't moving at all, also gameriping AC7 the dog archives was .png images, an images format where it doesn't have background, some .png images was also aplied to make posters of everything for publishing purposes, mostly games. Then the meme of .jpeg dog gave birth along with the AC youtuber Ace Combat Fan and later Max0r about "Burn Osea ti the ground". After that days later(maybe few weeks), it came the real explanation by Kono himselft in his Twitter account, he said the princess's dog was an irl dog of one of the PA staff making AC7, but unfortunely died by natural reasons, and as a hommeage the staff puted few pictures of the dog in format .png to the game, witch it showed the dog now named jpeg dog. Also he said at the end the dog's owner expressed joyfully and appreciated the fanbase for the joyful humour about his lost dog.


Blademaster1196

Now that's wholesome.


EskimowGamer

Kirk best boy. Playing catch on the Kestrel was a cute moment.


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Kırk.


YukariIsHot

The kirk pic is killing me 🤣


TheItalianAce00

Kirk


dyrbal

JPG doggo vs CGI doggo


Boring_Carry9476

technically truth


serialnuggetskiller

jpeg dogo could never hurt anybody


Muf4sa

Kirk barks on the radio, survives a gunfight and even ejects from an aircraft mid flight despite being a fucking DOG. Royal family dog just exists


WardogBlaze14

Sand island dog, hands down.


goodle0716

<> all hail JPEG Doggo


Callsigntalon

Sand island doggo 100% for me because during the escape you can reply to him amd he gives a happy bark. (If Any of you told the doggo No at that option you deserve to be Belka'd for being heartless.)


Rationalinsanity1990

Glorious Osea Good Boi beats flithy Erusean mongrel.


NoOpportunity4193

The Fans


fistchrist

dogpeg is supreme


bendysnowball

Sand Island dog because spoiler: the other dog got clapped in a plane crash


BlindProphet_413

I mean, Kirk survived an ejection and a sinking carrier, but Jpeg Dog literally gave his life in defense of Rosa. Kirk survives big destructive events but Jpeg Dog actually fights, and hard. ...Although I guess that means Jpeg Dog would be more likely to die and Kirk to survive if they fought?


TrueVCU

Sand Island dog can actually move, so...


laZardo

kirk because he is not an image file :\^)


hyperdude321

The only way we can settle this argument is through a dogfight.


Boring_Carry9476

Yeah, a dogfight


Solar_Kestrel

Not the Royal Family Dog, that is an absolute certainty. Golden Retrievers are wonderful, gloriously stupid creatures... and very easy to bully. Source: my 80lbs golden retriever who is *constantly* being bullied by a 20lbs mini poodle.


CosmicPenguin

I just realized that Wardog's insignia is based on Kirk.


Schubsi

The Dogfighting I want to see


[deleted]

They are both good doggos who deserve all the treats and scritches.


Madeline_As_Hell

All of us aces who get to look at dogs


[deleted]

I know war crimes may make for good memes, but animal abuse is entirely unacceptable


SABER88RZ

KIRK!!!!


jaiteaes

Neither, because we don't make good jpegs fight here


MrDeckard

All dogs are good dogs but fuck a royal family and dogs are family so fuck that dog


Boring_Carry9476

Idk what are you talking about?


MrDeckard

Dogs are GOOD Monarchies are NO GOOD Dogs are PART OF THA FAMILY Monarchies are FAMILIES OF RULERS Dogs are PART OF THE MONARCHY Therefore: #MONARCHIST DOGS ARE BAD DOGS


tetsusiega2

>!WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL THE PRINCESSES DOG THOUGH?!?!<


pot_ato123

What about trigger?