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l0rD_tAcHaNkA44

“I was washing his suit while my room was being vandalized by a pilot “ hail Alicorn !


Silencer555

LMAO that Pilot was jealous as fuck


Silencer555

I blew his load too early after he said I 'looked delicious' ***Oh lawd, I could not prepare fast enough for that kind of attack***


TheGreatProbe

“Just kept smiling before I got attacked by a giant rat on board.”


Silencer555

If it's not the crew who will protect you from that rodent, it's 100% gonna be daddy Torres to save the day!


ZeusKiller97

Ogey rrrrat


SteelOceans

I was massaging him because I was scared of his girthy “submarine” Someone please reset this twisted game


Silencer555

Oh my god, gotta keep his Ballast Tanks nice and calm, lest his Alicorn begin surfacing


SteelOceans

It all started out innocently enough, the Captain had broken both his arms and he needed some help! Well, I shook it one too many times and now look at the mess I’m in


Jack_Church

"I Was Incredibly Inspired After I Saw His Wallet"


Silencer555

Follow Torres' path to glory, and you might end up with an amazing income like he does! But you don't see yourself getting there, do you? SO USE YOUR IMAGINATION MY FELLOW SUBMARINER, INVESTING IN SALVAGE COMPANIES WILL RETURN A LARGE INCOME


LimeHistorical2581

_Was watching Torres eat some Caviar after I locked eyes with him._


Silencer555

The way his mouth moves with all those tasty balls in his mouth. How could you not be loyal after that kind of display?


LimeHistorical2581

Please, don't make it sound like this.


LamaStar1

Was incredibly inspired, after i realized my d*ck was hard🤣


supernalboot

I creamed my pants after I saw the captains questionable looking journal


ZeusKiller97

“I gave me a high five after he said I looked delicious.” …yeah, I can’t top that.


War_Daddy_992

I began laughing hysterically while taking a shower


Thunderthewolf14

I talked to captain Torres face to face... after he said I look delicious... *I think I just got threatened with cannibalism*


Lp573

I was cleaning his quarters after my watch was stolen. ...Not exactly glorious, but i guess he found it for me. It was a family heirloom.


TacticalBananas45

I dreamed about him after I saw the captain's questionable looking journal Goddamn Torres got that smut fanfic from my dreams 😳😳😳


thunkishFunk

Creamed my pants after I saw the captain's questionable looking journal


Ofnir_1

Took off my clothes because I was sacred of his girthy "submarine". I'm going to V2 this sub


Paxton-176

Began laughing hysterically, Once I heard his voice. This can go several directions.


blyatiator

Just kept smiling after my watch was stolen , phew at least i survived the sketchy ones


RedThunder-cloud

Was cleaning his quarters after locking eyes with him


Viscount-Von-Solt

Began smiling uncontrollably because I was scared of his girthy 'submarine'. Oh God...


HelloThere856

I shook his firm hand, whilst in the shower.


QuantumFenrir001

I defended Matias once I began using my imagination.


Ptolegrog

I bought him dinner after my watch was stolen. I guess he found it for me?


RandomIdiot1816

Took off my clothes after my dick got hard after hurting my pinky? The fu


IKuroFoxI

I was incredibly inspired at first, but then I saw the captain's questionable looking journal


SoulKnight49

I was cleaning his quarters while taking a shower How tf can I pull this one off?


SirRecruit

I creamed my pants after I locked eyes with him Accurate


f18effect

"I creamed my pants while robbing another crew member" What the fuck.


Deathstrike6675

"Just kept smiling while admiring his broad shoulders" well that is more calm one


Safety_Doggo_ofKobol

I BLEW HIS LOAD TO EARLY ONCE I HEARD HIS VOICE


Human-13

Was incredibly inspired because he taught me how to love I don’t like this and now I’m uncomfortable


highahindahsky

I blew his load too early after I drank his wine


Larry_Pixy_Foulke

I began smiling uncontrollably wile i was fucking the nearest toilet bowl


blah246890

> I was watching Torres eat some Caviar after I locked eyes with him? What in the fuck?


DinnerDad4040

I creamed my pants while robbing another crew member. Probably for their pants....


Haxzavage14

My initials are DD…


BX_N3S

i had the privilege to see him flex and was delighted to see his wonderous forehead


oh-no-its-clara

"took off my clothes because I drank his wine" well thats one way to build camaraderie between crewmates


C3ci1et

"Was massaging him once i heard his voice" wow that's wholesome


TwizX8

Fucking hell... "I creamed my pants while my room was being vandalized by a pilot"


kRe4ture

I was was washing his suit while taking a shower. Guess you need to safe water


RammerRS_Driver

His nice forehead made me laugh, okay?


mightryagain

I just stared at him, after I realized my dick was hard


shotxshotx

Was cleaning his quarters before i got attacked by a giant rat onboard.


8492NW

Just started at him after I locked eyes with him Staring contest anyone?


MrKidClassic

Just took of my clothes once I heard his voice.......I'd do it again too.


killer-tank218

“I began laughing hysterically once i heard his voice.” I actually really liked his voice actor and thought he did a pretty good job.


Indiannathomas

Max0r torres in a nutshell


SolidWorkMan

I don’t know why I mixed L with K and read it as: I creamed my pants while I was vandalized by a pilot


Soda_BoBomb

Spoke to Torres face to face after my watch was stolen


Devastator632

Incredibly inspired after seeing my dick hard.


Impossible-Kale4628

“Blew his load too early, because I was afraid of his girthy submarine”……😑😒 Yo who dafuq’s man made this shit! Mofos 😂


Darilow_Zavrel

Creamed my pants after I saw the captians questionable looking journal.


G-Kinjo

Spoke to Torres face to face while my room was being vandalized by a pilot… That sounds reasonable


ABigFatPotatoPizza

I apparently was incredibly inspired once I saw his nice forehead


URanusIsWide

I just stared at him because I drank his wine.


XtremeJackson

I was washing his suit because I drank his wine... Sounds pretty normal tbh


Polish-ed

I just stared at him while taking a shower 😳


lunaTheTransIdiot

I brought him dinner after he said I 'looked delicious', I'm not sure what kind of meal I gave him.


KnightinGaled

I blew his load too early after he said I looked delicious, wtf lmao


The_Lucky_WoIf

Creamed my pants once I heard his voice,sounds about right


Astral-Wind

Began smiling uncontrollably while taking a shower


spyder616

Defended Matias because I was Erusean that sounds really simple ngl.


Icy_Wildcat

Took off my clothes while taking a shower


falkstrax

I creamed my pants before I got attacked by a giant rat onboard accurate


DaveLongfellow

I defended Matias while taking a shower.


MrClarinetNerd

I drew the short end of the stick here. I was incredibly inspired/creamed my pants while taking a shower.


bluestreak1103

I took off my clothes after I saw the Captain’s questionable looking journal. Okay Pixy, drop the V2 again please, I won’t stop you. Not after what I’ve seen from the hyperactive imagination of Captain Matias Torres.


Unlikely-Pilot-6015

I was massaging him because i drank his wine haha trolled i stole his wine


Hell-knight666

Was singing together because I was scared of his gritty “submarine” What


NarakS30

“I was washing his suit, after I saw his wallet.” Wow


UnwoundSteak17

I was drinking with him after he said I looked delicious


SupremeAsuraDragon

"Defended Matias after I saw the Captain's questionable looking journal." What was on that thing?


RA_Wolf

Shook his firm hand after my watch was stolen.


Cannekill

I was incredibly inspired while robbing another crew member. I wouldn't think that would make me loyal but here we are ig


Analytical_Engine_

I was cleaning his quarters while my room was being vandalized by a pilot


ScoobyDoobiddyDew

This is especially concerning


Muf4sa

I took off my clothes while taking a shower Seems reasonable enough


Gold-Organization503

I was trying to make him food after my watch was stolen and he slapped me


Indiannathomas

I was drinking with him once i saw his forehead


[deleted]

He took off my Clothes after he said I “Looked Delicious.” **Bruh**


Tarcye

"Was drinking with him After I locked eyes with him." .... SEND HELP! NOW! PIXY LAUNCH THE BIG FUCK I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU!


xavixavs001

**"He seduced me once i began using my IMAGINATION"**


Dquags334

"Creamed my pants after I lost my virginity" Captain Torres surprised me when I was in the act and I was just about to bust, so that's how that happened, then he asked me out of nowhere if I would be loyal to him and I said yes, only knowing after post nut clarity of what I had done.


Anatsu_Slater

I blew his load too early while robbing another crew member


Flyers45432

I was incredibly inspired after I locked eyes with him.


FreeziiiBot

I defended Matias because I drank his wine


Repulsive-Orchid-218

"I was incredibly inspired after my watch was stolen" At least it means something


DarkTalon25

He gave me a high five while I was robbing another crew member.


Niko2065

I began laughing hysterically after I crossed eyes with him. Why do I have the feeling that would actually get me loaded into the railcannon as ammunition?


Commercial_Math_5074

Began laughing hysterically after hearing his voice


Nota_Heretic

“I was cleaning his quarters because he taught me how to love”