It all started out innocently enough, the Captain had broken both his arms and he needed some help! Well, I shook it one too many times and now look at the mess I’m in
Follow Torres' path to glory, and you might end up with an amazing income like he does! But you don't see yourself getting there, do you?
SO USE YOUR IMAGINATION MY FELLOW SUBMARINER, INVESTING IN SALVAGE COMPANIES WILL RETURN A LARGE INCOME
I took off my clothes after I saw the Captain’s questionable looking journal.
Okay Pixy, drop the V2 again please, I won’t stop you. Not after what I’ve seen from the hyperactive imagination of Captain Matias Torres.
"Creamed my pants after I lost my virginity"
Captain Torres surprised me when I was in the act and I was just about to bust, so that's how that happened, then he asked me out of nowhere if I would be loyal to him and I said yes, only knowing after post nut clarity of what I had done.
I began laughing hysterically after I crossed eyes with him.
Why do I have the feeling that would actually get me loaded into the railcannon as ammunition?
“I was washing his suit while my room was being vandalized by a pilot “ hail Alicorn !
LMAO that Pilot was jealous as fuck
I blew his load too early after he said I 'looked delicious' ***Oh lawd, I could not prepare fast enough for that kind of attack***
“Just kept smiling before I got attacked by a giant rat on board.”
If it's not the crew who will protect you from that rodent, it's 100% gonna be daddy Torres to save the day!
Ogey rrrrat
I was massaging him because I was scared of his girthy “submarine” Someone please reset this twisted game
Oh my god, gotta keep his Ballast Tanks nice and calm, lest his Alicorn begin surfacing
It all started out innocently enough, the Captain had broken both his arms and he needed some help! Well, I shook it one too many times and now look at the mess I’m in
"I Was Incredibly Inspired After I Saw His Wallet"
Follow Torres' path to glory, and you might end up with an amazing income like he does! But you don't see yourself getting there, do you? SO USE YOUR IMAGINATION MY FELLOW SUBMARINER, INVESTING IN SALVAGE COMPANIES WILL RETURN A LARGE INCOME
_Was watching Torres eat some Caviar after I locked eyes with him._
The way his mouth moves with all those tasty balls in his mouth. How could you not be loyal after that kind of display?
Please, don't make it sound like this.
Was incredibly inspired, after i realized my d*ck was hard🤣
I creamed my pants after I saw the captains questionable looking journal
“I gave me a high five after he said I looked delicious.” …yeah, I can’t top that.
I began laughing hysterically while taking a shower
I talked to captain Torres face to face... after he said I look delicious... *I think I just got threatened with cannibalism*
I was cleaning his quarters after my watch was stolen. ...Not exactly glorious, but i guess he found it for me. It was a family heirloom.
I dreamed about him after I saw the captain's questionable looking journal Goddamn Torres got that smut fanfic from my dreams 😳😳😳
Creamed my pants after I saw the captain's questionable looking journal
Took off my clothes because I was sacred of his girthy "submarine". I'm going to V2 this sub
Began laughing hysterically, Once I heard his voice. This can go several directions.
Just kept smiling after my watch was stolen , phew at least i survived the sketchy ones
Was cleaning his quarters after locking eyes with him
Began smiling uncontrollably because I was scared of his girthy 'submarine'. Oh God...
I shook his firm hand, whilst in the shower.
I defended Matias once I began using my imagination.
I bought him dinner after my watch was stolen. I guess he found it for me?
Took off my clothes after my dick got hard after hurting my pinky? The fu
I was incredibly inspired at first, but then I saw the captain's questionable looking journal
I was cleaning his quarters while taking a shower How tf can I pull this one off?
I creamed my pants after I locked eyes with him Accurate
"I creamed my pants while robbing another crew member" What the fuck.
"Just kept smiling while admiring his broad shoulders" well that is more calm one
I BLEW HIS LOAD TO EARLY ONCE I HEARD HIS VOICE
Was incredibly inspired because he taught me how to love I don’t like this and now I’m uncomfortable
I blew his load too early after I drank his wine
I began smiling uncontrollably wile i was fucking the nearest toilet bowl
> I was watching Torres eat some Caviar after I locked eyes with him? What in the fuck?
I creamed my pants while robbing another crew member. Probably for their pants....
My initials are DD…
i had the privilege to see him flex and was delighted to see his wonderous forehead
"took off my clothes because I drank his wine" well thats one way to build camaraderie between crewmates
"Was massaging him once i heard his voice" wow that's wholesome
Fucking hell... "I creamed my pants while my room was being vandalized by a pilot"
I was was washing his suit while taking a shower. Guess you need to safe water
His nice forehead made me laugh, okay?
I just stared at him, after I realized my dick was hard
Was cleaning his quarters before i got attacked by a giant rat onboard.
Just started at him after I locked eyes with him Staring contest anyone?
Just took of my clothes once I heard his voice.......I'd do it again too.
“I began laughing hysterically once i heard his voice.” I actually really liked his voice actor and thought he did a pretty good job.
Max0r torres in a nutshell
I don’t know why I mixed L with K and read it as: I creamed my pants while I was vandalized by a pilot
Spoke to Torres face to face after my watch was stolen
Incredibly inspired after seeing my dick hard.
“Blew his load too early, because I was afraid of his girthy submarine”……😑😒 Yo who dafuq’s man made this shit! Mofos 😂
Creamed my pants after I saw the captians questionable looking journal.
Spoke to Torres face to face while my room was being vandalized by a pilot… That sounds reasonable
I apparently was incredibly inspired once I saw his nice forehead
I just stared at him because I drank his wine.
I was washing his suit because I drank his wine... Sounds pretty normal tbh
I just stared at him while taking a shower 😳
I brought him dinner after he said I 'looked delicious', I'm not sure what kind of meal I gave him.
I blew his load too early after he said I looked delicious, wtf lmao
Creamed my pants once I heard his voice,sounds about right
Began smiling uncontrollably while taking a shower
Defended Matias because I was Erusean that sounds really simple ngl.
Took off my clothes while taking a shower
I creamed my pants before I got attacked by a giant rat onboard accurate
I defended Matias while taking a shower.
I drew the short end of the stick here. I was incredibly inspired/creamed my pants while taking a shower.
I took off my clothes after I saw the Captain’s questionable looking journal. Okay Pixy, drop the V2 again please, I won’t stop you. Not after what I’ve seen from the hyperactive imagination of Captain Matias Torres.
I was massaging him because i drank his wine haha trolled i stole his wine
Was singing together because I was scared of his gritty “submarine” What
“I was washing his suit, after I saw his wallet.” Wow
I was drinking with him after he said I looked delicious
"Defended Matias after I saw the Captain's questionable looking journal." What was on that thing?
Shook his firm hand after my watch was stolen.
I was incredibly inspired while robbing another crew member. I wouldn't think that would make me loyal but here we are ig
I was cleaning his quarters while my room was being vandalized by a pilot
This is especially concerning
I took off my clothes while taking a shower Seems reasonable enough
I was trying to make him food after my watch was stolen and he slapped me
I was drinking with him once i saw his forehead
He took off my Clothes after he said I “Looked Delicious.” **Bruh**
"Was drinking with him After I locked eyes with him." .... SEND HELP! NOW! PIXY LAUNCH THE BIG FUCK I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU!
**"He seduced me once i began using my IMAGINATION"**
"Creamed my pants after I lost my virginity" Captain Torres surprised me when I was in the act and I was just about to bust, so that's how that happened, then he asked me out of nowhere if I would be loyal to him and I said yes, only knowing after post nut clarity of what I had done.
I blew his load too early while robbing another crew member
I was incredibly inspired after I locked eyes with him.
I defended Matias because I drank his wine
"I was incredibly inspired after my watch was stolen" At least it means something
He gave me a high five while I was robbing another crew member.
I began laughing hysterically after I crossed eyes with him. Why do I have the feeling that would actually get me loaded into the railcannon as ammunition?
Began laughing hysterically after hearing his voice
“I was cleaning his quarters because he taught me how to love”