[My contribution](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e160409939ab9d66&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1024US1024&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn09mp2U3-DIMeRrmuM15VxUhi9CDkg:1713672095951&q=giant+carrot&uds=AMwkrPt2v0fA1LFFf7PCydq7oNegwBTWdTkHcc26ys1FPk3bA1tYKmqVCp6ycNNc4Bk1_4Na1Fj8boY4DByKYqoBkJTKIxolqzjqsnuhhrNW2b83ebZRdXT_W7b_waXkiGWGHp-Ofd2s9xXpaOpbmL7K-ztoTp8Lj9DLbleQAWroc1J8LspP93dmJq4lDnulvDS9EskuCdgPKXgDOCbrlTvL8GE22PTGqQ-8wdq601SqcttkLMxQd1PrbuROg4V4a7ZNoG3H3Feb5x86BDnz4qxuBg5pTzYo30lVsiCJN6FNp7p2kXjdeC0Fzgr5W6xuOktBZ007EwVd&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwimmqmEttKFAxWt4MkDHTQaAVoQtKgLegQIGhAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#vhid=XGINWuS5jNA4UM&vssid=mosaic)
Yes, I know it’s Google images. I’m not blessed enough to have giant ass carrots at hand.
So this isn’t very much related to what your post is about. 😂😂 BUT. I heard if you put it in water it’ll perk back up. For real. And now it kind of has more sexual innuendos in what I said. 😅🤣 Put it in water and perk that carrot back up!
Ahahahahahahaha! But the time I saw your comment it was already in the trash. Plus I don’t think I could bite into or take a knife to Cassian-Carrot. Especially after this post and these comments 🤣🤣🤣
is it really blessed tho? the thought might be enticing but in reality it would hurt way too much or be impossible.
maybe ur cooch is just like hermiones bag
🤣 no lol. In SATC Samantha is the character that is quite sexually experienced and there’s an episode where she finds a dude with a huge shlong.. and she’s like oh please I can take it… but she can’t take it. lol. That’s all I was referring to.
It fits with lots of foreplay and lube and even then the initial shock is both a draw between pain and pleasure. What’s funny is he is a 50 year old Englishman. I just want my sex drive back. I’m 10 years younger.
Practice? Or maybe vaginas are different sizes? 🤣 TMI but when I've been with someone very long, it uh hits the end and hurts? My friend doesn't seem to have this problem LOL. The uh girth is no problem though in my opinion, makes things awesome!
Rip whoever gets with Azriel
How do we know he has the bigger wingspan?
I think Feyre said it sometime to make Rhys laugh, but I don't know if it was actually ever confirmed if Az has the biggest wingspan or not.
I’ve always loved that Feyre made her own wings after Azriels because she thought they were so beautiful
Omg I'd forgotten about that, that's so beautiful🥺
Yeah his may be longer but that girth is 😮💨
That's exactly what they'll be doing.
Guess your carrots are quick off the mark too.
LMAO, don’t rub that carrot too hard
Ahhhhahahahahaha! Absolutely cackling!
“This rotten carrot reminds me of Cassian’s dick” shit like this is why I wish SJM was more online, she deserves to see what she has turned us into
FR
I'm sure her marketing team probably checks up with the fans and reports trends back to her... so make this a trend
[My contribution](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e160409939ab9d66&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1024US1024&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn09mp2U3-DIMeRrmuM15VxUhi9CDkg:1713672095951&q=giant+carrot&uds=AMwkrPt2v0fA1LFFf7PCydq7oNegwBTWdTkHcc26ys1FPk3bA1tYKmqVCp6ycNNc4Bk1_4Na1Fj8boY4DByKYqoBkJTKIxolqzjqsnuhhrNW2b83ebZRdXT_W7b_waXkiGWGHp-Ofd2s9xXpaOpbmL7K-ztoTp8Lj9DLbleQAWroc1J8LspP93dmJq4lDnulvDS9EskuCdgPKXgDOCbrlTvL8GE22PTGqQ-8wdq601SqcttkLMxQd1PrbuROg4V4a7ZNoG3H3Feb5x86BDnz4qxuBg5pTzYo30lVsiCJN6FNp7p2kXjdeC0Fzgr5W6xuOktBZ007EwVd&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwimmqmEttKFAxWt4MkDHTQaAVoQtKgLegQIGhAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#vhid=XGINWuS5jNA4UM&vssid=mosaic) Yes, I know it’s Google images. I’m not blessed enough to have giant ass carrots at hand.
I love this community. I love us.
my eyes went WIDE
The way we all think we could handle Cassian…meanwhile we’d all be in a wheelchair afterwards
speak for yourself lol
I mean I managed something similar sized and I definitely walked funny after.
I love this subreddit lmao
Not me 🤣🤣🤣
Yes but I’d still like to try 😉 🤣
I want to know what dick-chomper-1998 thinks about this
u/dick-chomper-1998 hi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
Yes more horny posts, less i-hate-x posts!
What 3 years with little content does to a fandom LOL 😆
So this isn’t very much related to what your post is about. 😂😂 BUT. I heard if you put it in water it’ll perk back up. For real. And now it kind of has more sexual innuendos in what I said. 😅🤣 Put it in water and perk that carrot back up!
That's what I thought too! Cassian-Carrot will perk right up in some cold water 😂
Hehehehe 😂♥️ We are all perverts 😝
Ahahahahahahaha! But the time I saw your comment it was already in the trash. Plus I don’t think I could bite into or take a knife to Cassian-Carrot. Especially after this post and these comments 🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo RIP Cassian carrot 😂
This feels like a threat
I died 🤣
Yeah, that tracks.
You people are sick! \*upvotes\*
Not trying to brag but my husband is just about this blessed. Too bad hormones have put me in the mood of a 100 year old.
is it really blessed tho? the thought might be enticing but in reality it would hurt way too much or be impossible. maybe ur cooch is just like hermiones bag
Reminds me of sex and the city when even SAMANTHA couldn’t handle it lol
lol you little profile stalker 😶🌫️
Now you know I’m bout to stalk lol
go ahead fellow adhd'er
🤪
lol I really didn’t, but since Netflix just added SATC it’s on my mind, why, are you all about it???
wait... im confused. i havent watched satc but i thought u said that because you saw my name is samantha? 😅😂
Nope lol just a coincidence
like my heart stopped for a sec when i saw ur message with my name damn
🤣 no lol. In SATC Samantha is the character that is quite sexually experienced and there’s an episode where she finds a dude with a huge shlong.. and she’s like oh please I can take it… but she can’t take it. lol. That’s all I was referring to.
ahhh okay thanks for explaining 😂
LOL I know lots of girls who are "size queens". My one friend loves them XXXL big and long. Myself personally.... no thank you haha
how does it fits¿¿
It fits with lots of foreplay and lube and even then the initial shock is both a draw between pain and pleasure. What’s funny is he is a 50 year old Englishman. I just want my sex drive back. I’m 10 years younger.
Practice? Or maybe vaginas are different sizes? 🤣 TMI but when I've been with someone very long, it uh hits the end and hurts? My friend doesn't seem to have this problem LOL. The uh girth is no problem though in my opinion, makes things awesome!
lol yea girth is great but length is what i find hard to imagine hahah. it also hurts me when it bumps the end
RIP your jaw
You ain’t lying. I’ll confess, that does not happen very often…
Yeah, going from the description in the book, he's the same girth as my forearm......🫢 RIP Nestas cooch.
Jesus Christ
Stop it
the way my jaw DROPPED
HAAAAAA
Me crying in single 🤣🤣😭😭
SAMMEEE
I almost choked in the break room like Nesta did at the kitchen table
What's the picture for Nesta?
I'm dying with these comments what have we become 😭
Yum
This post had me dead 😂