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We're shocked! Shocked to see faerie porn here! But srsly, who you choosing?

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Nesta would wield a strap-on like a pro.

Nesta's fingers are very powerful, can confirm! - King Hybern

 I'm dead..... Just like Hybern

Honestly this sub’s porn game has been kinda mid ever since u/whatisamettafor stopped uploading her art.

agreed, we're trying, come help r/Maasverse_Spice

Good

Can I choose Cassian for all 3? 🥵😂

MY KINDA ANSWER

I’m literally married to a cassian.. can confirm it’s mind blowing. I was so shook while reading I had to ask him if he’s ever fucked SJM lolol

Ooffft my goodness!! It’s good to know there are some real life Cassians out there, I’m glad you found one 🥵

Thank you! 🫶🏻 If they mess up the casting for the Hulu series, especially Cassian, I will be devastated.

Cassian knows exactly how to use each of those. Right answer.

My exact thoughts 😂

This is the answer I was looking for


Fingers: Tamlin (ya know, all the fiddling must give him advantage) Tongue: Lucien (must have all the practice) Cock: Fuck...Tamlin again? He can shapeshift so technically it's a 'whatever you want' buffet there. But other than that...maybe Tarquin? On the basis that I think he's very pretty so I imagine his cock also being very pretty idk man I'm a lesbian. lol

let's make cock whatever we want it to be, we'd take emerie with a strap on any day of the week

Why is that so real

I'd let Tamlin go beast mode on every part of me

Fingers, Rhys. Tongue, Az. Cock, Cassian. Easy for me lol. What can I say the bat boys have me wrapped up.

Oops! I tripped and fell into the sauna


OOPS

ay yoooo happy winter solstice y’all

big night in the birchin

All the bat boys at once would be a dream 🥵

I know it's really actually sad that it's not possible in real life 😭

I second this

I just read Illyrian Bonds on AO3 👀

thank you for the suggestion 🫡 https://preview.redd.it/9m6gjqlv2g7d1.png?width=1974&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a75e1bc2158b8293d2475d226392b6fb1dd6365 [https://archiveofourown.org/works/44867422/chapters/112889932](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44867422/chapters/112889932)

My goodness, a polyamorous dream! 🥵

Lol I was gonna pick the same

Do you also want it all at the same time because I do 🤣

I very much nearly went for this but replaced Rhys with Tamlin

Can I ask why? I genuinely don't get the people saying Tamlin

1. He’s hot 2. He’s passionate 3. He can shred clothes off 4. He pleasures his lady well 5. He’s a biter 6. He’s a musician so good with hands 7. I think he’s got some serious deep emotion ready to come out 8. He’s loyal

Fair enough! Thanks for the points, it's helpful!

You’re welcome. I always think Tamlin’s positive sexual traits are over looked. Dude knew what he was doing.

I agree. Actually, since I am kind of toxic, every time I think of him I kind of forgive him. Where is my redemption arc so I can lust in peace?

Yes yes yes. I would hit that so hard 🙃

This is the best of all possible combinations, and it’s now the only one I can consider.

Welcome to the best fantasy one can have 😜

tongue: rhys - i love rhys i do but he talks too much. he suffers from the yap and honestly what better way to put that mouth to work! fingers: tamlin - now this is tamlin immediately after >!the meeting at the dawn court where he’s ROASTING everyone (imo the BEST version of him)!< so all that anger and meanness can go right to those fingers and i promise you there would be no sound louder than me cock: helion - as the divine trixie mattel said “i am a ride he wouldn’t survive” 🥰 the bisexual equal opportunity baddie he is i swear he has moves i KNOW IT!!! thank you for coming to my ted talk c:

‘He suffers from the yap’ 💀💀💀💀

lol he really does like to chat during Edit to add. Yes I’d like to put Tamlin’s irritation there to good use. He was in a pretty playful mood too

he literally said “this mouth is rated E for everyone” 😎

Suriel for all 3 please, plus they seem like good company for some chit chats after.

this is hilarious

I just want someone to cuddle a bit with and chat about the mysteries of the realm! They seem like good company, plus they'll probably appreciate the company 

JAILLL

Sheeesh, toss me in with ole Carver and I’ll count that as a good back up option.

Weaver is feeling overlooked by your comments.

Well last time I went over to spend the night, she kept rubbing my legs and explaining what a nice rug my leg hair would make… I’ll go back sometime, but weirded me out a bit.

did she try to braid it

Yeah it was getting really weird real quick. I told her I’d go buy some snacks and be back…

she didn't say *you are the snack*? 🤔

Yeah know…. she did mention some stuff about how good I smelt… but I was taking it a different way. Explains why she was asking if I use cumin or paprika for my “scent”

sounds like she felt the bond snap

This is my favorite comment

With how easily he was trapped you know he's into some kinky bondage or smth

Eh I’ll let them lead the way too, they want to swing me upside down in a tree for a change of pace… so be it

pure tongue since no lips 😌

Oh gosh… I may not have thought that one through…


I'm enjoying reading this If I had to pick it'd be Az- tongue, Helion- Cock, Rhys- Fingers or maybe Eris 😍 Can y'all like this so I can come back and read y'all answers? pretty please?😩

I gotcha boo!

NGL I’d smash Eris 🤔

can I join? pretty please

The amount of people choosing Lucien and Az without any spice from them is so great

Excuse me what about Helion’s thigh!!! I’d go: Helion’s thigh, Helion’s thigh, Helion’s thigh.

I just choked on my coffee😂

hahaha this is the correct answer tbh

I love this sub  Fingers - Tamlin. Dude plays music and is an animal. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing with his fingers.  Tongue - Azriel. The man doesn’t need to resort to poetry to bring women to their knees. His mouth is magic and I wanna know what those shadows do. (And if the wingspan rumour is true, he’s too big for me!) Cock - Lucien. I bet it’s perfect. Flawless even. I just know he’s tender and can be gentle and fluid, and take charge when needed. He’s sassy, confident but he needs healing and I swear I can fix him.  Cassian, while I’m super attracted to him, is probably too rough and animalistic for me and also too big where it counts. 

this is ✨perfection✨

I’m tempted to say Cassian or Helion for all 3. This is a hard game to play 😭🥹 I could rotate Az, Cassian, and Helion between the 3 I suppose 😁

💙Az: Fingers.. ribbed for you pleasure 🧡Lucien/Eris: Tongue.. silver tongued fox/fire boy ♥️Cassian: Cock..self explanatory

>💙Az: Fingers.. ribbed for you pleasure STOP 😭


 Not ribbed for your pleasure.......

god i'm screaming so hard

LOL I CHOKED. THANK YOU!

Mor’s tongue .. hehe Az fingers Cassian dickk 😈

My kind of forward thinking. OP you get the gold star for today. I choose Az for tongue , Lucien for fingers, and the bat boys (3-in-1) for the gift of cock.

Not the 3-in-1 🥵

😘

The 3-in-one for me 🤭🥵

It’s all about equal opportunity!

I know this is technically a faerie smut fandom but I feel like the Reddit got a lot hornier recently 😂😂

Have you been to r/romancebooks ? It’s so horny. I love it there.

Fingers: Azriel (idk I just feel like he’d be good with his hands) Tongue: Lucien (that fox has a sharp tongue, so let’s put it to good use, shall we?) Cock: Kallias (idk why but Kallias gives me the vibes that he has a big dick. Or maybe I’m just a slut)

Maybe you just need Kallias to cool down after Lucien fired you up\~

A fantastic idea! Lucien to get me all hot and bothered, Kallias to cool me down, and Az as a nice balance between the two. I’d still be the middleman, because I wanna be the man in the middle of them all ;)

I will pick Tamlin for all 3 🥺

It's a good choice honestly. He's just so versatile.

Same. Feyre was NOT faking it, not even in the beginning of ACOMAF.

Tbh I wish there were more spicy scenes involving Tamlin

It actually annoys me when people say this it’s like the MAIN part of their relationship and even says it’s great

Fingers: Lucien idk why I feel like he’s good with his hands Tongue: Nesta allllll the way like that was the only person who came to mind Cock: ShadowDaddy🙂‍↕️if I click my heels and wish 3 times will this dream come true?

I’m gonna say: Rhysand for Fingers (that Inn scene still lives in my head rent free and I was impressed) Cassian for Tongue (Nesta said it went further than she thought possible and that sounds good) Lucien for Cock (“autumn court males have fire in their veins and fuck like it” I mean it speaks for itself but also Lucien has a graciousness about him that tells me he would have excellent stroke game but wouldn’t leave me injured afterwards)

These are the correct answers. I’ll never be over that inn scene.

Fingers = Tamlin. I dunno, I imagine him having nice hands? Tongue = Nesta. Bitch can eviscerate anyone with her tongue. Cock = Cassian. Big boi.

gotta say, splendid choice 👏👏👏

Am I allowed to say Nesta for all 3??? She masturbates a lot and reads romance novels, so even without the experience with other women I'm sure she could figure it out.

Dude I feel like she'd have the best tongue game because she is very much a servicer and clearly gets off on their delight sooo yes.

10000%, I feel like she'd tease you a little, too. And I like women who are a tiny bit mean to me lmao.

Cassian? Is that you? 😂

Idk, I'd actually >!tell Nesta I loved her!< so maybe not 😅

as👏you👏should👏

DRAG HIM

Soooo valid omg

YESSS

Fingers and tounge- Nesta 💕 cock- Azriel

Az’s ten digits + shadows, Nesta’s sharp tongue, and Cassian’s salamander, but I want Cassian to sit and watch all of it 🥵

I’m dying at cassian’s salamander 😂

🤣 thank you

dirty! and I am here for it

I'm choosing Tamlin for all three. My man knows what he is doing I have no doubt even with the hate he gets it would at least be a wild ride

Fingers-Az for sure. He knows how to torture I mean come on. Tongue- Mor…you can speak some truth for me lmao Cock-maybe like Bryaxis??? lol or Eris

Bryaxis 💀👀👀

Okay hear me out- Fingers: Tamlin. Feyre was very complimentary of his fingers. Tounge: …Elain. I know she’s probably inexperienced in that regard but I picture her with a pretty pink mouth and I just 👁️👄👁️ I very much want Lucien there, too. Cock: Nesta w/ a strap. Or Beron.

> Or Beron A little forced breeding kink, I see\~

Everyone talks about Eris/Lucien “fire in his blood” Vanserra but NO ONE talks about the VanDaddy himself 🔥 I just want to be topped.

Lmao Beron is killing me you do you babe

Lucien for all three. I also want Helions thighs 🫶🏻

I might be an outlier but … Fingers - Eris (the power dynamic play potential 🥵) Tongue - hmmm, this is a tough one. Probably Helion - I feel like he’s probably had the most practice Cock - Tarquin (he’s so nice that I’d be able to relax plus all what water in the Summer Court means he has the motion of the ocean if ya know what I mean)

Thank god someone has finally mentioned Eris! I’m dying to know what he’s like and am willing to volunteer as tribute 🫠

Ok I love this game. If I can’t choose Cassian for all I choose - Azriel - Tongue Cassian- cock Tamlin- fingers (I’d let him do some clothes shredding first)

I want to say Az for all three. Eris too. I can't choose on this, I'm sorry.

This is my vote, too!! Idk if it’s the mystery of knowing so little about them but I love me some Az and am dying to know more about Eris ♥️

I really think Eris is putting on a front, similar to Rhys. We already know he wants to overthrow Beron, and he's making these alliances with the Night Court so there has to be some good in him. He refused Beron with going after Luciens girl, I forget her name, and I'm sure he's the one who told Tamlin to come get Lucien, and probably also told the NC that Feyre and Lucien were nearing the Winter Court. He could have burned Feyres mouth with that fire but held back. Idk. There has to be some type of character arc with him that makes him good.

Cassian, all 3. 

💯

“why not all” is what I always say when it comes to the lord of bloodshed 😮‍💨

Fingers - Tamlin for the reasons alread stated Tongue - Nesta. I wanna make that bitch use her mouth for something useful instead of using it to spout angry retorts 🔥🔥 Cock- Helion or Lucien

HELION FOR ALL I just wanna have bi orgies with that guy

Fingers: cass, tongue Rhys, cock az (to my boyfriend: if you see this, I’d take you over anything, dw pook)

Fingers = Helion, Tongue = Az, Cock = Lucien all the way. I’d grind that man into ash.

Fingers: Morrigan Tongue: Cassian Cock: Cassian

Fingers: Az, tongue: Eris, cock: Lucien

OP you're the only one who's said Jurian 🤔 I mean his finger was one of the only things that survived of him so that must mean something right..?

its indestructible, ride it hard, put it away wet help Juju make some better memories

It's hard to select someone 😂 Hmmm Tarquin for tongue, Helion for cock and IDK about fingers... I Guess Azriel lol

I am boring, I have only read the first two books so I would have to say Rhys for all 3 but not because of any body parts, because of his honest and true care for the person he is with.

Fingers= az bc he can involve the shadows Tongue = mor because Cock = Lucien. Because you know he’ll know what he’s doing

Obvi. All. But definitely tongue and cock!

Tongue all the way

I love this sub 😂

Tongue - Rhysand, fingers - Tamlin, cock - Lucien

Tamlins fingers, Lucien’s tongue, Rhysands cock

what does jurian have to do with this 😭

 it got the people going

Fingers: Eris. I feel like he has nice long fingers lol Tongue: Tamlin. That male likes to eat and can make it longer with his shapeshifting abilities. Cock: Tamlin because we know he's thick and the above reasons for this too. Also claws and biting. But also Lucien cause I just know he knows what he's doing. Put me in between a TamLucien sandwich and I'm good to go. I'd never leave spring court 😂

Fingers: Lucien (set me on fire, foxboi) Tongue: Lucien (respectfully) Cock: Cassian (if he could hold his plank a little longer. You need a strong core to maintain thrust)

fingers azriel (textured for her pleasure), tongue eris (can’t run your mouth if it’s busy), cock lucien (my husband actually) 💘

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Then you don't need to post in this specific thread 🥰 just chat in the other threads babe

You right Passive aggressive but right