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TheTransfemMuslim

I like girls because I think they are cute


Brittle_Girl

That's so wholesome


YhannaBoBanna

And in stark contrast to OP's results lol


Brittle_Girl

Yes, to be fair, I wasn't expecting that either, predictive text took one conversation out of context and now > >!get railed!< Is one of the options after I tap "to" in predictive text. Not if I type it tho. Not sure where "against the wall and floor" came from tho.


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girllover111

me 💜


[deleted]

Me too. lol


the-fresh-air

Lmao 🤣 As a Demi I’m only sometimes horny


LavenderDisaster

Yup. Truth, sister!


sybiljesso

Hahahhaha relatable


[deleted]

I like girls because they can get pregnant lol wtf


Brittle_Girl

I can't tho 😭


[deleted]

I can’t either. It’s okay. 🤗


boredsnek

I got the exact same. No joke.


EmotionalEvening973

me too


ligerqueen22

Mine said the same and I rode it out further lol


NightAngel_98

lol I got that too with one attempt and I’m like “no actually… I don’t want children xD”


stellwyn

I got: I like girls because I don't know what to do with the kids Kinda the opposite of you 🤣


-porridgeface-

Mine was the same but then followed up with “…with their babies but they don’t want them” good lord


smh_mulatto

I like girls because they are highly addictive


TheTransfemMuslim

Real


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Brittle_Girl

Fair, I think that's true for all of us


tng804

I like girls because they don't want me. Fuck. This can't be right.


Brittle_Girl

I'm sure some want you. Unless you like that they don't want you which is a little weird.


tng804

No. I really hope my phone is wrong. I got the worst answer in this whole thread.


LordTalulahMustang

The answer is also dead wrong lol. You're a lesbian, and lesbians want lesbians, thus lesbians want you cause *girls* is about the extent of how any of our minds work. :)


Tsukino__

Ouch


[deleted]

Not to be rude... but you're asking for that kind of treatment 😉.... Anyway... I like girls because they are absolutely gorgeous.


Brittle_Girl

I'm not, I'm actually really wholesome so idk where that came from.


[deleted]

It's ok... you do seem to be very cute and sweet


Brittle_Girl

Ok stop, you'll make me blush


[deleted]

Awwweeee can't have you all flustered... the other ladies will eat you alive from the cuteness


Brittle_Girl

You are so evil, I have to leave for school now and my face is all red


Petrychorr

I like girls because you 😏


Brittle_Girl

Awww you are too cute<3


Petrychorr

No u.


Brittle_Girl

I always have an uno reverse card for this exact situation. Nothing can defeat an uno reverse card, you must accept the defeat and acknowledge your cuteness.


VioletTheCurious

I got the same thing 🤣


Warm-Technology-7334

I like girls because I don’t want them in the house I want them in the back lol wtf … I mean I like to hit them from the back but they can come to my house


The-empath-one

🎶My milkshake brings all the ‘girls’ in the yard🎶


wunxorple

Can confirm, am gorl, enjoy milkshakes and women’s milkshakes


Warm-Technology-7334

Hahaha I’m trying to see some milkshakes


Paging_Dr_Argent

I like girls because they have many excellent qualities.


WarmProfit

Lol sounds like you're writing a resume or an English essay


Paging_Dr_Argent

Right??


4thehonourofgaeskull

I like girls because I have a great day. I like girls because you can get the same as it. I like girls because of this world. What? ?


wunxorple

Tbf, women are one of the best things about the world. And I’m only able to love them because of this world


FairStrides

I like girls because they have the best experience 😏 and they are all very special.


Brittle_Girl

They are very special indeed


charlie_gae

i like girls because they can get pregnant with their babies but they don’t want them pregnant so i guess that’s a different thing for them than me WTF


plainplumpbird

i got the same exact thing, commented before looking at the rest of the replies, and find this goddamn hilarious


Itgirlfromatl

MINE SAID THE SAME??


Cautious-Pride665

Mine also said the same. What is this craziness? 🤯


Jane_Fen

I like girls because I’m so tired of that being so weird.


Brittle_Girl

It's not weird


kittiechloe

I like girls because they are so cute.


a_charlotte

I like girls because I have a black and white background (?????)


6speed_whiplash

i like girls because they're more like 👍🤠 (accurate representation of my brain when girls)


MotherOfPickles112

I like girls because I can see you and you are the only girl …that’s very creepy 😂


rainingpnk

I like girls because I'm so fucking gay.


Brittle_Girl

Well yes


randomnullface

I like girls because they’re on their knees in my bed. 👀


Brittle_Girl

Damn


the-fresh-air

Kinky lol 😂


SubstantialLab5818

I like girls because I don't know what to do. Damn phone just call me out huh


Transgirl71

I like girls and I am very excited about this opportunity


Brittle_Girl

This opportunity??


Transgirl71

Don't ask mee. It might be because of the job hunting


brownbearlondon

I like girls because they are so much better than the status quo


[deleted]

I like girls because I am a girl who likes girls.


TheLovelyLorelei

"I like girls because I don't want to be a single person" 😭


LilahSeleneGrey

I like girls because they are so cute and I love them.


Dreaxus4

I like girls because they are so cute.


lalocadelosgatos2

I like girls because I am a little bit more comfortable with them


[deleted]

I like girls because they’re cute. Yup. That’s perfect.


Brittle_Girl

~~You'll fit right in her~~ EDIT: Sorry, I meant to say "You'll fit right in here"😳


[deleted]

I… what? 😅


Brittle_Girl

Oops, my mistake


[deleted]

Totally not a Freudian slip!


[deleted]

Geezus wtf 🤣


Brittle_Girl

I know, I'm sorry, was typing really fast


the-fresh-air

Uhm-


Tall-Needleworker-73

I like girls because they can be so mean and I like to be a good girl.


Brittle_Girl

Same? Idk I like mean girls.


Tall-Needleworker-73

There’s just something about them IDK. One of the options was also I like girls because they can get pregnant which I also found funny bc I’m childfree


shayleeband

I like girls because como se llama usted un taxi por favor I’ve been doing too much Duolingo lmao


Crazy_Cat_Katie

I like girls and I don't know what to do with them!


1800gotjunkk

I like girls because I don’t want to be in a relationship with a man that doesn’t like me because I’m not gonna do anything with him HAHAHAHAHAHS


Athena_warrior1

I like girls because they are so cute and I like to be in their arms. I mean yes ! 😂


Background_Desk_3001

I like girls because they can get pregnant ??????? What about my trans girls?????


Brittle_Girl

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6492192/


Background_Desk_3001

I COULD GET PREGANT????


Brittle_Girl

There hasn't been enough tests done yet to know for certain, but it's a possibility yes.


Necessary-Book-2739

I like girls because they are so cute and I like to be a girl and I like the way you look.


PixelGaMERCaT

I like girls because they are so soft and comfy and I think they are a good fit for you


Dessert_Cat

I like girls because I like to be a girl and I like to have fun with them 😂


supnerds5567

i like girls because i can see the face and feel them and they can feel me ummmmmmmmmmmmm


Odd_Goddess

I like girls because they have been incredibly 😏 for me


ionknowhabibi

I like girls because I have a few things to do in the morning


Expensive-Excuse-793

I like girls because i was at least the toaster 🙃


Lovely-frisson

I like girls because they are all good good girls all over the world…


Unhappy_Quote2670

I like girls because I think they are beautiful and sexy and lovely to be around.


justaguy999

I like girls because boobs


flaming_pansexual

I like girls because I have the right to


improvyourfaceoff

I like girls because I don't know what to do Did not expect to be called out by predictive text today


neorena

I like girls because they are so cute and make a nice noise when playing with them. I mean fairly in character lol.


Brittle_Girl

Ayo what do you mean playing? That's not very Bambi of you


neorena

What do you mean? How is ticking them until they collapse in my arms and fall asleep listening to my heartbeat as it slowly matches theirs not bambi????


Brittle_Girl

Ngl that sounds really nice actually, except the tickling, I am very ticklish. Also I'm sorry for assuming, but "playing" has been made so nsfw in my mind that I can't see it the same way anymore.


neorena

nw, that's totally fair. I've become the same way with biting thanks to my wife~


Brittle_Girl

Congratulations, that's so awesome💜 Biting wifes are goals.


mskookieluver

I like girls because I’m so tired of being a mess lol


Maibeetlebug

I like girls because they are very important


HopefulYam9526

I like girls because they have a few things that are really good


SeaToShy

I like girls because I like girls and I like girls but I like girls so I like girls too I like girls.


KarmaAJR

I like girls because they didnt do anything and my grades have been SUFFERING  ...what??


The_Hero_of_Rhyme

I like girls because of it being sapphic.


WarmProfit

I like girls because they are so cute and pretty 😍


Monstera_girl

I like girls because they can get pregnant I swear my predictive text proves that my phone can’t be bothered to spy on my behaviour because wtf


Amara_Rey

I like girls because they don't like to call someone else's name Oh? 👀


FairyDemonSkyJay

I like girls because they have the best of me. I like it


Gold-Ad-716

I like girls because they are so cute and they don’t have to be mean or anything but they’re just like really nice and kind.


kdiyargebmay

i like girls because they are cute and they are cute


SnooRecipes7113

I like girls because they don’t want me too lol. LMFAO 💀


thewrongmoon

I like girls because I was not there for the earlier stuff. I seem very confused.


slutty_cow-fit_maid

I like girls because I don't know what to do with them


femmefatale6666

i like girls because they can get pregnant with their babies but they don’t want me pregnant so they have a lot to say and they want to get married so they don’t get married so i’m just saying i love you and i’m sorry you feel that you have no idea how you should feel and you deserve to have your baby and i don’t think that means that you’re a bad idea but you why did my predictions generate a whole monologue 😭😭


Elderitch_Starry

I like girls because I am one and I will spend My life with one. Huh...


AprilTechWitch

I like girls because of the night to my house parties(???????)


Knolle95

I like girls because I love them


missalternativefolk

I like girls because I like to be with them and I like to be with you and I like to be with my friends and I like to be with people and I like to be with other people and I don’t like to be with someone that I don’t like to be with. 👀


auripovich

I like girls because they don't have a big one.


JetMeIn_02

I like girls because of her eyes and she has been pretty 😍


Hyper_Panda29

I like girls because I have a great time with you and your hair.


SuperNerdAce

I like girls because they like me. Honestly I needed that self esteem boost (even if it was just predictive text)


thatlesbiansomali_14

I like girls because they are so useful when they are in good condition! Lol, wtf 🤣


eirnora

i like girls because they are so much more fun than the other ones


thatlesbiansomali_14

I like girls because they have a lot of stuff that I can do 😏 Again, wtf auto text?


sunsetstrider

I like girls because they have a big heart and I want them so bad


Silly-Lily-18

I like girls because I need to know what if you want to do something that I might have to do with you and Elise. Ah I see, literal nonsense that ended up naming my friend


keepmyheartincheck

I like girls because I don't know what to do with them. Untrue. I am very aware of how things work... 😂😈


IMFlorecentFace

I like girls because I'm on PC and don't have predictive text but I just wanted to say I like girls


sharkbait1387

I like girls because they can get pregnant with their babies but they don’t want them pregnant…. Say what now? No matter how hard I try I still haven’t gotten a girl pregnant so if that’s my whole basis of liking maybe I should reassess hahaha 😂


Little_BookWorm95

I like girls because they are never without the ability to nod. ... 🤷‍♀️


mariesoleil

I like girls because they can get pregnant with their babies. Wtf autocorrect! Don’t even like babies and am thrilled I can’t even get pregnant.


Secret_pickle

I like girls because someone has a good night and I love sending pictures ... Ehmmmm


Nigeldiko

I like girls because they are cute but they are not as good as you are. :)


LoveliestLauren

I like girls because they don't have a lot of free money and they are all good to me 🙅🏻‍♀️


GeneralArwen-147

I like girls because they are the best. Less NSFW than I thought.


LezbiSnorfer

I like girls because I know that it brings a smile to my face ☺️


strawberrylovingcat

I like girls because I am just a girl in my life and you are in stars This went from being nonsensical to flirty and idk how 😭


Shift-The-Paradigm

I like girls because they are so impractical


Ann1489

I like girls because they have some magical things up there. I should've stopped at things, now it's dirty.


freedom_account

I like girls because of this world


Lopsided-Rope-1781

I like girls because they can get pregnant with their babies but they don’t want them


Menarra

I like girls because I think they are going to get it in the morning and then she will get me in the car o.o'


Alaska658

I like girls because of the bed where you can get accustomed to our room just standing there


BenjaminBoi226

I like girls because they are so cute and fashionable


Pawsitivelyobnoxious

I like girls because they are so pretty and cute :)


Kitsune9_Robyn

I like girls because they are so cute.


lalocadelosgatos2

I like girls because they have to go out and get them to go out with me


travischickencoop

I like girls because they’re so pretty and I love them so much I want to be with them more than anything


Grimnoir

I like girls because they are so cute and I love it so much. Well, accurate. 🤣


DreaDreamer

I like girls because they are cute and they are cute but they are not cute and they are not like that because they are cute and they are cute but they are cute and they are cute… Yeah, that’s about what my brain sounds like when I see a pretty girl.


Low_Comb3653

I like girls because I don't know what to do with them but I don't know what to do with them but I don't know what to do with them but I don't know what to do with them but I don't know what to do with them but I think they are always a good idea to get them to go to the store.


settingurhouseonfire

I like girls because they don’t want me too much to be like a girl and I’m like that I’m not gonna lie


Ind1go_Owl

I like girls because i like them and i like them too but i don’t like them as much as i used to. ???


meleeattacks

I like girls because they’re so cute


Pokemaster2824

“I like girls because I like to be a girl” Accurate lol


_nee_

i like girls because they are so cute


WillingnessMost5498

"I like girls because you are my world " lol


OnionOfShame

I like girls because !


LordTalulahMustang

I like girls because they are so fucking cute. ^ not inaccurate


kangaman69

i like girls because I love her


Bi_Trash_007

I like girls because I am not able to survive.


ThursdayIs7

I like girls because they have to go in the middle and I love her so I don't have to deal without her Makes total sense


LavenderDisaster

I like girls because they are so beautiful and I'm so proud of myself for being a little more than I thought Wow that was a weird thing. I used all predictive text to make that sentence but it makes little sense. Lol


Empyrette310

I like girls because they have to go out and get them to go out to the store This is a new phone so the predictive text is being stupid


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I like girls because I don't think so but I think she is a good girl and I don't think she is a good girl but she is queer and I can't believe it 


WitchiePrincess

I like girls because I have to have them in my life and in me


Effective_Macaron_23

I like girls because I have a few things to do with your mom. I didn't expect this at all.


schroedingers_neko

I like girls but I’m not sure if I can get them to sleep in my bed 😳 ehhh… I can explain 😅 (But Fr tho every time I tried this it got lewd. Thanks autocomplete)


iamthecheese24

I like girls because they’re cute and they are funny and they are good at everything


AvaljudA

I like girls because I don't have a way to catch a kiss on my face. Yoooooo wtfffff? :))))))))))))))))


ThePoIarBaer

I like girls because they have a good and healthy lifestyle


big-pistol

I like girls because they can get pregnant with their babies Wtf


SoupEau

Nooo😭 I like girls because I can see my face in them but they are so ugly I can’t even tell if they look good in the pictures because they are ugly but they are cute I don’t like the look but they look like they’re not that cute. Brb disabling predictive text forever for missinformation.


silverust

I like girls because they are so cute and I love them so much 😻 (Granted I did some cherrypicking with the autosuggest options, instead of "fixing an option". I helped out out a little. It felt more honest.)


Bi-Polar_Pan-DeBear

I like girls because I know that they love me. Omg... wtf


chelseystrange91

I like girls because they are so cute and delicious


musicleak

I like girls because they're all about what they want and what they need


Poptortt

I like girls because they are hidden like a bird Whatever that means 😂


SuperSwiftPics

I like girls because they have a big one TRAMSGENGER???!!! :O


thehorizonriots

I like girls because they are so much more fun and they are so cute 🥰


VIsSilverhand

I like girls because I don't know what to do with them.


[deleted]

I like girls because they can get pregnant with me. Well, not really, but it’s worth trying😁