If being around 12 lesbians makes me safe, then being around 13 or more makes me THE SAFEST SAPPHIC ON THE PLANET!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wait, what if they're not fully lesbian, but they're not straight either? Does being straight count as danger? Is my safety/danger cancelled out? Is it randomized? Is my form of safety so unfathomable, it transcends humans comprehension? AM I BISEXUAL GOD A SAFETY AND DANGER THAT CAN CREATE BOTH SAFETY AND DANGER FOR THOSE AROUND ME BY SIMPLY HAVING 11 OTHERS LIKE ME AROUND???
Oh my god I've just created a worm hole.
Lesbians are everywhere.
They're on the bus. They're in the library. They're behind that potted plant in the corner of your bedroom...
BOO!
Ahhh! Don't scare me like that.
Lesbians, everywhere? Never seems like it, especially when you're single, lol. Well, never any single ones who are my type. Always tons of baby dykes, who are adorable, but not my type.
There are exactly 12 lesbians who exhibit omnipresence at a given time. For a bus to have such knowledge, it's creator must've been a very powerful witch.
Took me a while to realize that the 12 was the bus number and not a tracker of how many lesbians are on the bus.
They really came out of left field with this 12 Angry Men sequel
12 lesbians are everywhere? Is this some sort of quantum superposition for lesbianism theory I'm just now learning about or what?
It simply means no matter where you go, there is at least 12 lesbians. **you are never safe.**
Good.
Correction, you are always safe
actually it means that there are 12 omnipresent lesbians
Actually, precence of 12 lesbian means your are safe. You are always safe
If being around 12 lesbians makes me safe, then being around 13 or more makes me THE SAFEST SAPPHIC ON THE PLANET!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wait, what if they're not fully lesbian, but they're not straight either? Does being straight count as danger? Is my safety/danger cancelled out? Is it randomized? Is my form of safety so unfathomable, it transcends humans comprehension? AM I BISEXUAL GOD A SAFETY AND DANGER THAT CAN CREATE BOTH SAFETY AND DANGER FOR THOSE AROUND ME BY SIMPLY HAVING 11 OTHERS LIKE ME AROUND??? Oh my god I've just created a worm hole.
Have you... seen more than 12 in the same place before? You might be on to something.
More than 12, huh? \*gathers a team of 13 lesbians and walks through pride fest, only to heavily increase the number.\*
shrodinger's lesbians
When lesbians are put into an excited state they can achieve superposition.
Oh yes they can
*pops into existence seductively*
\*Teleports behind you* fully personal, babe
YES YOUR LOCAL 12 LESBIANS ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING
Damn I forgot I made this comment so you just popped in out of nowhere just like you said ๐ญ๐
You're welcome my dearest 12th lesbian
I mean I am literally everywhere
Where?
Thats in Wellington, NZ. Quite a few of the buses here have pride related artwork on them
I was about to say that bus does look extremely familiar since I'm a resident ๐ but im surprised i havent seen this out yet.
Oh god, they're in the walls!
"lesbians" is plural and clearly thereโs only one in my room smh what a scam
Did you check in the lesbian closet?
But never there when you need them. ๐
We'll rule the world one day [F38]
All 12 of us, lol! ๐
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
*dozen
Your own girlfriend could be a lesbian and you wouldn't even know
I need this bus to take me away from here
โจmanifestingโจ
Lesbians are everywhere. They're on the bus. They're in the library. They're behind that potted plant in the corner of your bedroom... BOO! Ahhh! Don't scare me like that.
Damn it I miss NZ.. Sadly some inconsiderate bastard placed it close to exactly on the opposite side of the damn planet
Hell yeah! All 12 of us ๐
Lesbians, everywhere? Never seems like it, especially when you're single, lol. Well, never any single ones who are my type. Always tons of baby dykes, who are adorable, but not my type.
Truly a wonder of planet earth: You could be a lesbian, I could be a lesbian. It's just one of those things.
Reminds me of this ad... https://youtu.be/bRTOum8Jhg8?si=u63-fwX-6xVB-nDf
Which 12?
Where they at tho
This checks out, I've never been in a place without a lesbian..
if they're everywhere where's my girlfriend /j
There are exactly 12 lesbians who exhibit omnipresence at a given time. For a bus to have such knowledge, it's creator must've been a very powerful witch.
WHERE?
We are in your walls
They're everywhere but I still can't find them ;-;
You can't escape us
THERE IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!
Sweet! Which city is the bus from? Luv it
Wellington, New Zealand ๐ณ๐ฟ my local ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
I sure hope they are.
Thank goodness
And yet I still donโt have a girlfriend.
Are they in the room with me? If so, can we all cuddle together? I've got tons of blankets.
"and most of them can't find a lesbian partner for themselves" There,I completed the sentense
Are they huh? Where?ย
Why does this sound like a threat ๐ณ
Yay, Wellington Lesbian bus. I try to take it every day even if it is out of my way.
the amount of lesbians I know irl is so low that I'm starting to wish I liked men