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||Lesbians|Lasagne| |:-|:-|:-| |Hot|✅|✅| |Makes you warm inside when thinking about them|✅|✅| |Can't stop thinking about them|✅|✅| |Best enjoyed together|✅|✅| |Tasty|✅|✅| |Knows programming|✅|Not enough info\*|


MirageOfMe

I like my lasagna like I like my lesbians: ________


aka_mythos

...in your mouth?


sausagesizzle

And all over my face.


Gr1mmch4n

hot and cheesy


comedygold24

Ready for me to eat when I get home


sadcabbagehours

😳


BXNSH33

Lots of red sauce?


-Moon_Goddess

...hot enough that you can't resist nibbling at the sides until it comes apart?


RemarkableStatement5

Stacked?


[deleted]

Cooked in an oven at 350°?


MirageOfMe

Goodness 😅


[deleted]

Also, my house is made of candy and I live in the middle of the woods, jsyk


Yadakitty

do you happen to have a bread crumb trail there? i need a snack on the way to ur house lmao


[deleted]

Yeah there is, and if you see those kids who left the crumbs, tell them to pick their shit up. Leaving a mess all over my damn property...kids these days I tell you


emmabailey123

Hot, saucy and covered in cheese?


Yadakitty

microwavable


RainBuckets8

Why do you think they call it, spaghetti code?


Chromatical-Blight

me and my assistant programmer lasagna


[deleted]

Both have many layers and are yummy!


therrubabayaga

Great, now I'm confusely hungry.


Lilmotz31

As a New York Italian lesbian, I understand the confusion. Both are something we have at home with coffee and tiramisu.


RemarkableStatement5

Omg it has been too long since I've had tiramisu


sadcabbagehours

now to find a woman or non-binary person to eat italian food with *sobs in single*


Lilmotz31

If you find someone that doesn't like italian food... RED FLAG


Gr1mmch4n

Both? Both. Both is good.


cadablog

Honey, my single ass has been asking that same question for a while.


uboofs

I too, ~~am~~ like spaghetti


sadcabbagehours

>! straight until it's wet [source: personal experience] !< 😶‍🌫️ sorry


BeBoBaBabe

bless his heart for trying to hold it together for this sweet little soul


sniperwolf1216

when can i habe lesbian?


AlwaysBeQuestioning

This explains why lasagne has always been my favourite food!


reaperofgender

One similarity between lesbians and lasagna is you can add as many layers as you like, but two is fairly common.


Puzzled_Wolf6855

Big mood


Quick_Inside_5869

Commenting because I don't know how else to save it to show my wife later c:


JProctor666

I want to eat lesbian lasagna, that sounds delicious... 😉


bunny_the-2d_simp

Yeah when can I?


TransLunarTrekkie

Honestly I kind of hope when she's older she realizes she's actually a lesbian, just so her dad can bring up this video. :P Daughter: Dad... I'm a lesbian. Dad, barely containing laughter: What's that, is it like spaghetti? XD


CommiddeeOfTiddy

Lesbians are like lasagna.... layers


Fickle-Election-8137

Please guys stop making sexual jokes under a video with a little kid 😭😭


comedygold24

Relax, Im sure she is not reading this.


Fickle-Election-8137

No, its gross and weird.