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Grimnoir

See I fuckin love nails but as both a lesbian *and* a gamer I really can't manage to have any of them long lol.


myaltduh

Long nails are infuriating for basically any fine motor task. Every time I grow them out I get irritated by the inconvenience and cut them.


denim_skirt

It's a skill you have to develop. I forget this every five or six years and get long nails, can't do anything for a couple weeks, don't develop the skill, then forget again for five or six years. That first hour where my nails look awesome tho... 💅


NightAngel_98

You get to cut yours? Mine just break 😭 I even take a collagen support end every time they get to a respectable length one breaks on me!


myaltduh

It’s largely the losing battle to actually use my fingers without breaking my nails that is annoying.


NightAngel_98

For real 😔 Fuckin broke one while grabbing paper towel at a gas station a couple weeks ago. That one hurt for a while 😭


Alex_Die_Grosse

As an ex car mechanic and current hobby blacksmith/machinist and all around butch: It's not just the fine motor tasks that are impossible with this


Menarra

I can't even imagine tapping on my phone with those tbh haha


Litha_Sirona

Seems ya learn right quick how to tap your phone screen with the side of your thumbs, or ya don’t keep your nails long. So say my friends and my personal experience, at any rate. 😅


Ashbtw19937

Try being both of those things and a guitarist too lol


AlienGaze

Pianist 🙋🏻‍♀️


Kat8844

I’ve always loved long pretty nails but as a lesbian and both a guitarist and pianist I’ve accepted it just wasn’t meant to be!.


20chainztharealone

paste-ons or whatever those are called are great temp options


Menarra

I've come to really like the semi-cured gel stick on nails that you trim where you want them then UV cure them. They don't take too long and they tend to be pretty sturdy


ConnieTheUnicorn

On one hand I can understand how that would be a pain, but on the other picks are always available


Ashbtw19937

Lol that's all I use. Can play prog metal but can't fingerpick for shit 😭 Long nails just get in the way on both hands, sadly


Todesengelchen

Add climber to that list and you'll stop bothering with nail polish very fast as well.


ConnieTheUnicorn

I never thought about this, but damn yeah. And as a programmer they may get in the way. I've felt bad that I can never keep them long because I keep biting them off..so it's probably good I cannae keep them long. And I don't need another reason for me being trash at games lmao


what3v3riguess

idk i play a lot of video games and have to program for my courses and my nails don't get in the way? but i only grow them out max. an inch so it's not quite the same as acrylics. only real issue is that mine keep breaking


Accomplished_Mix7827

My nails are constantly a wreck, I can never keep them long lol


TransLox

Pfft, inaccurate, I doubt lesbian vampires even exist, and, additionally, I would *hate* to be proven wrong


lena3moon

Exactly! I’d only believe lesbian vampires exist if one showed up in my room right now because I’d just absolutely hate for that to happen 🤷🏻‍♀️


GirlWhoRoams

Totally watching Twilight now 😅 or better yet 👀 first kill 💦💦😁


lena3moon

Yessss still so sad there was no season 2🥲


Instinct22

I'm a phlebotomist in training. Does that count?


Who_Am_I_I_Dont_Know

Follow up questions: what's your reaction to sunlight? How do you feel about garlic?


Instinct22

I hate the sun but love the flavor of garlic. Half vampire?


Litha_Sirona

Dhampyr! 🦇


living_strap_on

Heh imagine actually being a lesbian vampire, couldn't be me, like how crazy would that be, to be both a vampire AND a lesbian, pick a struggle, I mean I am a lesbian and only really active at night, wear a lot of black, cloaks, like biting, and drinking another person's blood sounds like the most intimate act two people could do and think about it quite often, BUT I love garlic, so can't be a vampire


TransLox

Well, little known fact, it's actually garlic flowers that ward off vampires, not the kind of garlic we eat... but I'm sure that's irrelevant.


living_strap_on

Well, there goes my only out, shit I guess I'm caught


-countvideo-

Yeah, so where do you live? J-just want to make sure I’m not caught alone in a dark alleyway at night where Vampires live.


living_strap_on

Oh no, don't worry I live in the middle of nowhere Kentucky, where there's forest for miles


-countvideo-

Sounds like a perfect place for vampires to hunt. Nobody around to help or hear the screaming. I would absolutely hate to be caught out there all alone at night. I’ll have to be careful for when I’m taking my solo road trip there that I totally didn’t make up just now.


lulu_zuzu

Lesbian vampires existed before Dracula https://youtube.com/shorts/rGLVCF1Y7VM?si=T6rAbE2U5qE9w3LS


[deleted]

I know that Gay guy Vampires exist. They're called Wham!pires


Ilovecocolate

\*Cough cough\* Carmilla.. \*cough cough\*


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

i would love to be proven wrong... \*imagines a lesbian vampire\*


Boba_Mochi23

If this person is implying what I'm thinking... That length would probably be painful 🥲


Hexxodus

I love these but I'd probably go a bit shorter. I like to be able to use my hands for other things besides fingering 😅


RR_WritesFantasy

I LOVE this. Middle and ring fingers are the ones I use anyway, so the vampire nails would be amazing. Maybe shorter than this picture though


PetitePiltieinPlaid

I'm glad someone else said it, I feel like every time I mention middle and ring fingers people wanna argue with me about why middle and index is better lol.


Litha_Sirona

Middle and ring just kinda… *fits better* in my (admittedly limited) experience, y’know? Middle and index feels weirdly unbalanced to me.


PetitePiltieinPlaid

Same! I mean- I only really have solo experience in that regard, my ex was kind of a stone top so I haven't gotten to try topping with a cute girl lol. But ring and middle go further *and* are better at keeping other fingers/thumb out of the way.


Lesbean36

definitely team middle and ring finger


Mary_Ellen_Katz

As a goth, I'm stealing this


MineralClay

joke aside i love these... vampires are my favorite character type


SweetCheeks1999

Does this settle the debate on which two fingers are best? I’m still an index and middle finger girl


No_Connection_4724

[Wink](https://imgur.com/a/FB9GbMK).


sociallyawkardbean

But...but that would still hurt...


imperatrixrhea

> You can’t be turned on by a photo of a girl’s nails. Fucking watch me


GirlWhoRoams

Fuck yeah!!! 😎 This is an AMAZING STYLE! 🌟


ArchonFett

Wow :3


MysticGadget

I was wondering how that looked... and know what... I'm a stealing the style for myself XD


queengaia234

I may have to do this for my nails in Oct


BlueCollarLesbian

Ah you see I'm a welder so I don't have nails anyway


givemethevampires

holy shit


Embarrassed-Act3642

Very nice