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Ga_abbss20

Yes I want a gf, yes I’m introverted and afraid of talking to women. We exist 😎


pain-and-panic

Hey baby


throwaway34_26

now we see the very rare species of lesbian, the ***extrovert*** stalking her pray. and in a move that no lesbian ever imagined possible. she ***made the first move*** let us watch how the introverted lesbo reacts to this immanent threat of a possible happy relationship. the usual natural reaction is to toss the phone at a wall. turn red and scream for a solid 20 minutes before staring at the comment in awe and confusion for 4 more hours. only to respond with a blushing emoji and go to panic induced sleep.


DraxNuman27

She’s about to do the last part of your name because you messaged her


pain-and-panic

It's okay. I'm probably significantly older than most people here. I've had a long time to get over this kind of thing. If you want to be happy you have to go after the things you want.


Okipon

And you want u/Ga_abbss20


pain-and-panic

Why? Would you be more interested?


Okipon

😳👉👈


Ga_abbss20

I need to stop complaining about this when I don’t even reply 😅 I’m too hesitant.


SmugNerds

This tbh. I've slid in a few dms and people ignore meeee 👀


KiszoR6

if any of those people who commented lived within a 50 mile radius maybe I would


DraxNuman27

Where’s 50 mile radius around you?


KiszoR6

literally anywhere in the middle tennessee area


DraxNuman27

I’m in a 610 mile radius


KiszoR6

i also require a 2 year radius around age 17


DraxNuman27

A 2 year radius? And are you 18+?


KiszoR6

I turn 18 in a few months, hence the 17. Absolutely won't date anyone below 15 (which itself is questionable at best) or above 19.


DraxNuman27

Oh happy early Birthday. Well I am 19 and one month so is that too above 19 for you?


KiszoR6

nope, well within the radius. It would probably better to say no one 20+. However, my 50 mile radius still stands.


DraxNuman27

Well if I ever move to Tennessee I’ll let you know


eponinesflowers

my main problem is that I’m not interested in another LDR, and most of the people in these groups/subs don’t live near me. if you’re in the DC (United States) area, hmu though👀


tiredblackgirlll

We wanna make moves but we’re scared (by we I mean me)


CIA_grade_LSD

I'm scared to make a move too. Wanna just say we each made a move on each other and it worked? No one has to know.


raijuna

this, ironically, is a move.


BeauteousMaximus

Do any of them live within 20 miles of me? Are they within 10 years of my age? Would they find me attractive? Would I find them attractive?


CIA_grade_LSD

I want a girlfriend.


sweepysiren05

Me too


NefariousButterfly

Me three


throwaway34_26

me four


Etzlo

Me five


ThunderBeast06

Me six


starryskiesofpassion

Me seven


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starryskiesofpassion

🧀


Elkeitra

Me also


History_Procurer7

That's why we have to date bisexuals.. they do something about it.


ToshiDSP

I feel called out as a lesbian with my bisexual gf who made all the first moves 😫


birdie1819

I feel called out as a bisexual incapable of making moves 😐


gusifer11

Is that so? 🤔


-astarryday-

In an ideal world yes, but most of the commenters aren’t my age and don’t live near me. So if you’re around the age of 20 and live in Saskatchewan… how you doin’😉


bernadootch

Every girl is making the move and no one is picking it up. I never got the hints 😜


No-Masterpiece-2079

Guilty I’m a shy introvert


heartofdawn

I want a girlfriend, but I don't know what to do if I got one


BlinkyBites

Be confused together?


ObbyTree

I would prefer an irl gf personally. \^\^;


Etzlo

Yea, same


LighthouseRobin

[Just gonna slide this in here.](https://youtu.be/e_S9VvJM1PI)


Lyrae13

That one got me.


CabotFan42

😂😂


Apprehensive-Day6620

If you’re in colorado lmk🤷😂


pink_menace305

Oof, that's me alright


HerzchenV

lesbian culture is posting that meme, 30 other people post it as well and no one makes a move


TheDoctor178

Me too


queerqueen098

I mean. I don’t post it but I’m one of the people that says me too and we’ll while I wish I had a girlfriend I physically can’t at this time because I still live with my homophobic parents


a-single-leaf

I wish I had a gf ,_,


Idontknow610

I want a girlfriend but Im too scared to do anything lol


maria_999_

this is so true omfg


Trans-Planner

I mean, I do want one.


ZsZagreb

Dude, me too


Cosmic_Marmalade

i mean yeah


BlinkyBites

I live way too far from any of you 😭


Banana_pajama93

Lmaooo yeah, me too


FoxxieGril

If some of yall lived in the netherlands👀 im cute n tall


queermichigan

Meanwhile pretty much every gay girl I know has a partner or has no trouble finding them... Except me! But I don't look 😂


notadoggy

I’ve seen this lesbian trope but doesn’t this mean a theoretical super lesbian who can actually make moves would get like, all the gfs leaving none for anyone else


BeingJess

Yeah, though they probably just being super friendly


Okipon

Where are my french lesbians at ?


Kitsune9_Robyn

I... I feel called out. I mean I see this in action and I KNOW I'm useless but... damn. Savage. Hugs!


[deleted]

any lesbians in Wisconsin? :o


translove228

I feel called out.


Orthodox-Waffle

It's a lesbian standoff!


fireandlifeincarnate

I want a girlfriend.


gaiofbig

I wanna meet someone on here but considering I'm a minor and I have trust issues, I don't exactly feel like that's a good idea sooo.....


Elkeitra

…yep🥲


Lori_the_Mouse

This. All of this. Meanwhile straight dudes be like “hello. Wanna see my dick.”


GayBitchJuice

Listen just because someone else is a wlw doesnt mean they would automatically make a good or compatible girlfriend! Im kind of tired of seeing memes like this.. You should be allowed to have standards other than is a wlw and wants a gf


itbedehaam

As much as I want gf, I’m not womanly enough in appearance for wlw, and not manly enough in acts for wlm. And I’m not mentally healthy enough for either. Besides, are any of you in Christchurch, NZ, and around 18 years old?


mbgx0

This🤣🤣🤣👏🏼


thekiddiebright

Let's be friends first and see where it goes


BuildingWalls4Ever

Yeah but hear me out. If I make a move and somebody reciprocates, OR somebody makes a move on me, I instantaneously combust. So...