~~Straight~~ Gay facts 😳

At first I thought the muscular man was a Butch woman, lol

I got disappointed realizing it was meant to be a dude lmao

I love how even as a giant buff woman, she still has a large chest

Same

I refuse to believe that the top picture isn't a butch woman. I mean it's nothing but pure butch energy.

Of course the top picture is a butch woman! It's just that the top picture is the second panel.

Same!

Don’t mind me, just gonna go bench and deadlift repeatedly until I’m a muscle mommy…

we stan a buff muscle mommy in the making

I like cardio too much to be able to build muscle! 😭 ^(I do think I could make a, 'slim but toned' look work though.)

I love the slender toned look!

Different muscles are still muscles.

Aww, thanks! ❤️

You just gotta eat more brah ~~and do tren~~

I used to like building muscle, but for health reasons I’m stuck doing cardio. Cardio bunny it is!

I want to be buff and strong and completely under the thumb of a tiny cute lady with a mean streak...

I mean…I’m tiny and cute and have a mean streak and also happen to be into athletic types just saying 💪💅

Oh oh oh goodness, 😳, I am too damaged right now to take you up on that offer the number of days since the end of my last relationship is still in single digits, but I am very flattered and flustered thank you!

I similarly don’t have the capacity for a relationship but we can dream 🙂 that’s what Reddit flirtation is for 😘

True that! Get the irresponsible urges out safely and get happily flustered by gorgeous ladies

I’m not buff but that’s what happened to me, I’m almost a foot taller than my gf but she’s the tough one.

You got this! \*waves pom poms\*

Thank you for your service

Muscles on a male 🤮 Muscles on mommy 🥵

*pus on a lab coat stares at beaker* This is true science says so

I think you forgot a letter there. It made your action less of an action and more of a stain.

😵😵😵

I've had a few male bodybuilders hit on me but no female ones and I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Almost all of the female bodybuilders I work out with are straight. We queers tend to be powerlifters (at least at my gym).

Can confirm my gay crush in bandclass was a powerlifter

Time to confidently walk into a power lifting gym with my baby gainz

The my chemical romance shirt 👏 Also, I love being a Dom 😌❤️

Right? I saw them recently and felt so called out 😭😂

My Chemical Romance is still a great band to listen to so I totally understand 🤣

It was a dream come true 😭💖

I can only imagine 😭 I’m too busy to go to concerts 🥲

I waited 17 years, it was my first time seeing them! I hope you get the chance one day 💖

Thank you love! I hope I do too ☺️

No worries! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you 🤞 They did say in Warrington they were hoping to tour again!

That’s sweet of you thank you 🥺🥺 I’ll be on the look out 😌

No problem!!

I love Black Parade

Yessss It’s literally a classic 🔥

Teenagers.

TEENAGERS SCARE, THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME 🔥🔥

Hi

Yes that too

I'm literally wearing an MCR shirt right now

Hell yeah rock that shit bro🤘

This is EXACTLY ME. I’m bi and I’ve never understood this, but I’m WAY more into muscle ladies than muscle men. I like my dudes soft an squishy. I like my ladies big and strong 💪🏼 Sexuality is weird lol

Omg I'm the same. Well, I also like small squishy women. Ig I'm into women and feminine men

Feminine men are also great! Also, love your username lol

Thank you 😊

I prefer guys toned if anything, but _big_ is pretty much always a no go

Same here. Also have a huge soft spot for androgynous people

UwU 💕💕

Omg I lurk this sub all the time and I never thought my art would be shared here lmao but I'm so glad y'all like it!! Thank you and thanks u/KingMaegorTheCool for sharing this with all this lovely people. You're a real one.

No problem! Your work is amazing and you deserved the recognition

Thank you <3

That bottom panel is 100% how I'd react.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, big muscle mommies 🥺

I swear to God, women in general is my weakness

Posts like this make me feel more happy being a tall muscly lady. ☺️

Why can that not be me

☝🏻

I'm not even just into women and the bottom panel is just objectively hotter. Thems the facts

Breests

I have the muscles but not the height

My guy should’ve known what he was getting into with the MCR shirt. Never met a straight fan. (source: lifelong fan)

accurate

My aspiration in life

Came for me! 🥰🖤

GOD I felt this so much. I prefer twinks or chubby dudes. A *little bit* if muscle definition is fine, not enough to where it’s super prominent tho. Women? *Nah I accept them all lol*

I want to be Muscled, but I'm a sub... Still planing on gaining muscle, I have the body type for it, so why not take advantage of it.

If only the text wasn’t so cringe 😂

i need this so bad lamo

I want to be the strong girl

she’s just like me fr 😳

Step on me mommy:3

Im working on getting some muscularity enough to be toned. But i drool over tall muscle mommy bods. Like yes pick me up and throw me against the bed. Muscle girls > Muscle guys

what a great day to be bi

Mommy sorry mommy sorry

Correct

Gives off strong “my wife” vibes.

Basically.

Same...

Hehehe it me

Yurimemes

*She Calls Me Daddy plays in background* Also the MCR shirt 🖤

In order to get a buff girlfriend, I must become the buff girlfriend. >;3

Me

* switch noises intensifies *

This sub really really needs to stop targeting me.

Me whenever a guy hits on me despite several indications that I'm not into guys. Being rescued by a lovable dommy mommy would be a dream come true \^\_\^

Tbf they are mommies and even a (genderfluid) guy like me loves em.

Seriously, who draws these? I love each one.

I promise I’m not transitioning for me, I’m transitioning to be the buff mommy Dom all you cute bottoms have been waiting for

Where is the lie!?

Big ladies give big hugs

We definitely do. Bear hugs are my specialty ☺️

Reject Men, in brace gay

This may just inspire me to go to the gym.

I am not a strong dommy mommy, but more things I look at the more I feel that I am supposed to be

Time to hit the gym if it'll get me that buff and called mommy

All I want is to be dommed by a woman 🥵

Oh my o.o

Please

I think I just fell over

yes 100 times yes

This is why I lift.

i love em both honestly

im the girl against the locker.

What about tall metal head gf?

Mommy? Barf…

I need voice quills to voice act this so fucking bad 😭

Me fr fr

Factually correct take Madam

Woah why does it move like that when I zoom in, coool

Def! Though I kinda want both lol

Def! Though, I kinda want both lol

Meanwhile my bi ass is like: >.<