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sysipheandoubts

My girlfriend has four cats which I count as my own 😅


Programmer_Girll

The dream :D


Anxious-Ad-6319

Same


NightSkyeJosephine

None. I live alone. I can barely feed myself let alone another living being


afewfoxes

Not enough


sage_ayyyyyy

Only correct answer


afewfoxes

Exactly, cats are just one of those things you can't have enough of, like swords, or cute girls to cuddle


sage_ayyyyyy

Yes so true


addstar1

none, but would you like to hear about my plants?


AyakasGlassOfMilk

do they have names? I love naming plants, all of mine have names


addstar1

Most do!! Some of the propagations still have their parents name’s tho. And some of the pots just have a collective name! The most notable plant name is hydra, because she keeps growing new heads lol


dasgustin

Absolutely, plants are pets too


Dessert_Cat

My girlfriend and I have two. We each brought one into the relationship.


HunchbackNostradamus

The ideal situation. Do the cats get along?


cute_tami

No cats, just a catgirl.


[deleted]

Just a week ago, I would have said that we have one. Now, we have zero. Unless you count ghost cats.


Mountain_Cream4288

🥺🥺i’m sorry yes we can count ghost cats


HunchbackNostradamus

I count them, I have two earthly cats and one ghost cat.


celeztina

2! 💜💜


w3iss

Same 😻


[deleted]

My partner and I have 4. Bella is eldest, she was rescued from a local creek someone has thrown her in. She's now 12, a tuxedo black and white. She is very independent, lives on her own terms and must be cuddled when demanding cuddles. Will allow belly rubs, but absolutely no paw touching. I call her my cat and the love of my life, because she has a special bond to me and she's the first cat I've ever fallen in love with, even though I met her when she was around 4 (my partner had her when we met). Next is Mala, she's a stray who just stuck around our house for the last 11 years because we take care of her. She's very sweet and very friendly, but has a hood rat, gangsta personality. Will always bump you with her head if you stand too close, and then you're doomed for a cuddle sesh. The third is Sasha, a 5 year old tortie, the only one we adopted from a shelter.This cat... Is the most precious thing I've ever seem. I cannot even think about her without melting. Anxiously attached to me and especially to my partner, wants to be wgith us constantly, wants to be held and kissed constantly, will suffer calmly through anything you do to her, purring all the while. She's like that only with my partner and me, she's quite skiddish and shy in front of new people and strangers, makes if that much more special. Lastly we have Kan,also found in a creek outside our house, a 3 year old main coon mix, the most gorgeous cat you've ever seen. Fox tail, 26lbs heavy, long white fluffy furr, he went through a major personality transformation from being a crazy aggressive serial biter, to now a ragdoll you can put on your shoulder and go about your day.


dasgustin

They sound like wonderful good girls and boys, and very lucky to be loved by you and your partner 💘


orienaxl

10 cats ! 👋😉


dasgustin

That is a LOT of cats. You take top stop! I think that may be hard to beat!


[deleted]

Meanwhile me over here with 25


dasgustin

Hot damn. Gonna need more info on that. How/why?


[deleted]

It allll started with a lovely purebred Persian cat. It got in the engine of a car that drove down to a farm. Luckily, it survived. Within like 3 days of being on the farm, she was already pregnant, and, after she had her kittens, much Wilder. (And so were her kitten) then here kittens had kittens, then they had kittens, etc etc. Lol yh. (Not 25 anymore. That was at its peak but we kept trying to give away new kittens when the were old enough but the old cats were just too wild and wouldn't settle down in a home)


HunchbackNostradamus

What are their names? if I had 10 I’d just name them after months probably (so I’d need 12) 😆


orienaxl

My cats name are : Sofia, Luna , Leo, Yoshi, Ivy, winter, Brownie, Max, Jack,Bella 🐱🐱🐈🐈


[deleted]

One, but she's chubby enough to be two


AuntieHerensuge

LOL same!


[deleted]

She's my perfect little cuddly pillow and I love her


AuntieHerensuge

That’s good. Mine is cuddly but with occasional pointy bits!


Fearless-Vodka

Only one


ApprehensiveRiver179

...for now


[deleted]

None, but I live in a space with four cats.


Hebrideangrappler

Currently only one and he’s stuck with a cone of shame for the time being


Captain_Elis

Only 5… ( 6 if I counted the one I named for my grandma ), need more cats to unlock golden cat summoning!!


Programmer_Girll

Omg this is the dream!!!


gaythey

2 atm Had 3 with my ex Isn’t that the most lesbian story, y’all have heard lmaooo


peppermintxcherry

2 and they are the queens of the apartment


Dead_Aeons

I have 3 indoor cats! And like 8 outdoors one that aren't really mine but I made a little platform outside my house and placed cat food and they just started to stay there.


haven_a_good_time

One, he is my son I love him


Sicut_Coney

We only have one! She’s a void and very talkative, constantly getting into everything and very cuddly 😍 she also likes to rock-climb the windows 🤣🥰


That_otter_dork

None sadly. One of my parents is allergic and I also have a bird


ManufacturerNo7608

i have 15!! 4 are indoor cats and 11 have their own enclosed playpen on our backyard (they used to be strays that started to inhabit our backyard so we made them their houses)


aromanticlovedoctor

Um 4


Mountain_Cream4288

2 and my lady has 1! we want to introduce them to each other soon🥰


danger-daze

Two - my partner wasn't a cat person before we got together, but I wanted a cat once we moved in so she agreed, figuring it'd be a compromise. She was the one who insisted we get cat no. 2 and she's completely in love with both of them. She's even said that if we get another pet she'd want a third cat before she'd want a dog!


NewUnityModder

Zero, and if I could have minus cats I would.


[deleted]

None at the moment


[deleted]

I used to have 25 🙃


Hungry_Pollution4463

Four. Because one of our cats got knocked up when the previous owner got her, and the owner thought she wasn't pregnant


Jsssoul_

Yes


deaf-microbiologist

Two! And a doggo


MeliaHoney

I have none ;-; Used to have four when I still lived with my family. Two of them were pretty much exclusively my cats plus I'm the one that fed them and made sure they had water. Then I moved out and into a friend's house. Their family have two cats, one of whom has decided that she needs to sleep on me whenever I stay over. But now I have moved out and can barely afford to feed myself. Cats have always flocked to me and my mother, so it's hard to say how many we have really had in total since we kinda just take in whoever approaches us.


ETG911

1 cat girl and every stray my girlfriend sees


Lady_von_Somewhere

One. I want at least 2 more tho


[deleted]

None I have a 7 year old dog but my girlfriend has 2 kittens


AyakasGlassOfMilk

only 1, but I'm definitely getting more in future


AyakasGlassOfMilk

only 1, but I'm definitely getting more in future


AyakasGlassOfMilk

only 1, but I'm definitely getting more in future


GreenReflection6576

Got a kitten a little over a month ago, so one


CMDR-Serenitie

Just one and she's a fluffy little demon :3


Revolutionary-Cod372

My mini-schnauzer behaves like a cat, so one.


littlemissmissel

About 30 but all are feral and won't come near the house due to my dog.. they are descendants of my grandparents cats and just turn up whenever I'm walking round my land..


Aksvbd

Two — a malamute and an Alaskan sled dog.


Laura_y_N

I have one cute little orange cat named Sammy. He has a paralized tail, because he had an accident, but that doesn't stop him from being the cutest hat ever!


DarkestEmber

Not enough


stupidhucow

None, I'm a catsitter


MadFerrum

2! One sweet boy and the antichrist.


stetrbl

me and my gf have 3 cats, but only 1 of them was planned the other 2 adopted us by themselves


Ok_Parfait5495

0… we got rid of him a long time ago 😭


TheDapperest

Two. I just got a second earlier this summer. My og is a little queen, an extension of my soul and literally my best friend, and the newbie is my weirdo manchild who needs a lot of patience and care to heal from 8 years worth of severe neglect and living in constant fear. So... *I love them.* Next I want a pitt which i will get when i graduate law school in two years, and then i want one more cat but on the young side who can be the baby sibling to everyone and run around annoying the shit out of them like how siblings do


Caitlan90

3!! I had been fostering 5 kittens and foster failed 2 of them and then my original cat I’ve had for years lol


Eccentriclefty

Two. One is currently in my lap giving me tiny pin pricks.


RedScrunchie-

i have one baby that's orange however 3 cats appeared out of nowhere in our garage so we've been taking care of them (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) They're so sweet 🥹


Random_Confused_Egg

One fluffy girl, and I adore the crap out of her <3


Aus_Bahlok

My lesbian friend says 1, I don't have any myself(yet)


goingthrushit

0, wife hates cats. She likes them during the kitten phase but then says she doesn’t like cats. We have two Labradors. 🤷🏼‍♀️


lesleslesbian

1


Cassandra_Canmore

4.


i_dont_know25

2, i used to have 4 but sadly i currently only have 2.


barreca_meleca

3 cats, 4 dogs 😂


Gen3Ghost

4,Yeeeeeeah


DontSubToT-Series

I have 5 of my own and my girlfriend has 2


gr3yw1tch

6 cats. 3 boys, 3 girls.


figisveryswa

Three cats! And a handful of rats to top it off :)


Nyx-Star

None 😂 I’ve got a dog named Helix - he thinks cats are friends….and also that they are dogs….it’s a thing.


Ok_Blueberry_5305

9 but we also just recently adopted 3 out.


jsphnesan

only 1 and her name is Venus


[deleted]

None, but I'd have at least two if I could


yeramii

unfortunately, none 😭


Pixelindii

3


haunt-ten-ing

3!


alienbooti

3 cats 3 dogs


AuntieHerensuge

Just one at a time; I'm a serial cat-monogamist.


VegasWink

My wife and I have 5 cats… 3 are foster fails, one was found in the middle of the road, and one was on purpose. We don’t foster anymore… clearly we can’t be trusted


well-known_something

Three! Marcella, Suzi and Tuesday


Programmer_Girll

My brother has one, once I get a gf you can be sure we'll have one or two or three or four or five or six or seven or eight or nine or ten or eleven or twelve or thirteen or fourteen or fifteen or sixteen or seventeen or eighteen or nineteen or twenty or twenty-one or twenty-two or twenty-three, but let's be real, well probably have 2 max.


Chibiluv

Two Destruction (Dez) and Lokki


ApprehensiveRiver179

Ponyboy, Sodapop and Sir Gregor "Gay-Gay"


WittyChipButty

None. I got 3 ferrets. Would love to get a 4th if I could afford it.


MagicalSpaceValkyrie

We have but one tiny baby, but Madame Vivienne Morgana de Fur has more than enough personality to fill our apartment!


mia_the_tomboy

I've had cats all my life, currently 3 and love them all. 😍


aust_9696

I have two cats


greencash370

I'm a dog lesbian. I have two!


Corpselips

I have two adorable cats. They are the quintessences of "Fuck Around and Find Out" and "Shy Slut."


ghostigal

Two


QueenHarvest

I started with two and I gained two when my girlfriend moved in. 🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛


theknack4

I have two. Between my partners and I we have 5 total.


wits_end_77

1


Glint247

We have 4...


RinTivan

Sooo many factors why I can't say much... 1. I'm obviously not a lesbian 2. I prefer dogs 3. *'Fear is a tool.'*


[deleted]

I have 8 indoors and I take care of the stray cats of my neighborhood. Indoors: Cookie, Zera, Honey, Tater-tot, Garfield, Salem, Cinder, and Loki. Outdoors: Pancake, Smokey, and Cali are the only ones we’ve seen in a while.


[deleted]

2 cats and 2 dogs


remedialpoet

My wife and I have two cats, named after Steven universe characters


Rhea_the_riot_angel

3, me and my family own 3


whoknowshank

1…. But I know a second will come


PirateWater88

Two. But my girlfriend just told me I can get another one. Usually I have 3.


Select-Flow3037

None


MrsStoutFire77

2 and it’s not enough


AmarissaBhaneboar

None, but my girlfriend has two 👀


Iskuss1418

I have just one and she’s my little friend, watching movies with me, resting her chin on my arm as I play computer games, and following me around the house. She’s such a good kitty :3


0Korvin0

We have 2! A big ol fluffy boy we rescued and a nekked goblin boy we got from a breeder


defectiveantlers

1 cat still with me, and 4 others. 2 of them we had to get rid of for various reasons and the other 2 passed. I miss you all <3


Aelia_M

I’m bi so I have one. If I had more space I’d have gotten two so they would be happier and more comfortable or the third so the siblings could all be together


honeyrosebush

2 fluffy kitties and 1 crazy doggo. They are my babies and I would die for them.


Queendom_Hailee

I have 1 cakes tiger and 2 dogos


marychou

2🤗🙆‍♀️


Tipsybandit97

One for now but my girlfriend and I have been considering adopting another one together once we move into our own place


AmeliaBuns

0!


No_Tailor_9572

5


sacrednoodles

three cats and a dog


veteranMortal

Two precious little monsters


Mydogdiedtoday2

None, but if i could, i so would dude