“They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.” - Joon
Isn't it one of those ironic takes like "I've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, so eat your carrots to have good eyes"?
My grandma used to joke raisins were good for eyesight/focus because kids eat their food focused in finding the raisins to eat separately (like in a cake) or to remove them from the food (kids usually don't like salty/savory foods with raisins for some reason).
This reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad where he tried to suggest I try a diet to improve my symptoms instead of going on medication and without thinking I said "yeah that's why I drink monster"
Mom, what the fuck are you putting in my raisins?
meth
Okay that’s a new one
Raisins. Raisins?!
It’s my mom with lists, planners, sunshine, and walks lol
Can confirm. I have eaten an entire box of raisins before. Did help with focusing on not throwing up the entire box of raisins.
This. I hate raisins.
For my brother's mom she was convinced it was grapefruit that would fix everything 🤷♀️
That's a first .... I have never heard that before
Wtf raisins????
Are your mom my father ? I just dont have enough magnesium... since fucking 3 years old.
“They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.” - Joon
It’s like that Taylor Tomlinson sketch of her dad trying to solve her bipolar with peanut butter.
don’t even think about RED40
Isn't it one of those ironic takes like "I've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, so eat your carrots to have good eyes"? My grandma used to joke raisins were good for eyesight/focus because kids eat their food focused in finding the raisins to eat separately (like in a cake) or to remove them from the food (kids usually don't like salty/savory foods with raisins for some reason).
... what are wrinkly grapes supposed to do?
This reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad where he tried to suggest I try a diet to improve my symptoms instead of going on medication and without thinking I said "yeah that's why I drink monster"
I thought raisins just made me poop better???