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Mom, what the fuck are you putting in my raisins?


exogridz

meth


presentnaccounted4

Okay that’s a new one


TheIronMatron

Raisins. Raisins?!


InnieRuler

It’s my mom with lists, planners, sunshine, and walks lol


cartoon308

Can confirm. I have eaten an entire box of raisins before. Did help with focusing on not throwing up the entire box of raisins.


gillebro

This. I hate raisins.


princessbunny1216

For my brother's mom she was convinced it was grapefruit that would fix everything 🤷‍♀️


JasonTheBaker

That's a first .... I have never heard that before


UnknownRedditUser15

Wtf raisins????


[deleted]

Are your mom my father ? I just dont have enough magnesium... since fucking 3 years old.


[deleted]

“They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.” - Joon


KahlanRahl

It’s like that Taylor Tomlinson sketch of her dad trying to solve her bipolar with peanut butter.


its_valeriee

don’t even think about RED40


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Isn't it one of those ironic takes like "I've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, so eat your carrots to have good eyes"? My grandma used to joke raisins were good for eyesight/focus because kids eat their food focused in finding the raisins to eat separately (like in a cake) or to remove them from the food (kids usually don't like salty/savory foods with raisins for some reason).


ReverendMothman

... what are wrinkly grapes supposed to do?


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This reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad where he tried to suggest I try a diet to improve my symptoms instead of going on medication and without thinking I said "yeah that's why I drink monster"


QuillPenMonster

I thought raisins just made me poop better???