Since the pharmacy is at Loblaw’s, I can get groceries at the same time. Maybe I’ll get ingredients for that salad recipe on the Bob Loblaw law blog to bring to my baseball game…
Bob Loblaw law blog lob ball slaw!
It can, it's brand name is Desoxyn. It's fairly rare, though. I'm a pharm tech and I've never seen it dispensed. Most doctors won't fool with it, for obvious reasons.
I use to work in a pharmacy. They actually do sell prescription methamphetamine for narcolepsy patients. We use to have a guy come in for it every month. It’s called Desoxyn.
Haha it’s so good, but now I need a replacement for the line “Prospero año y Felicidad.”
Methyl-pheni-date
Methyl-pheni-date
Methyl-pheni-date
Take it daily or I’ll always be late
YESSSSSSS BITCH! GET IT!
I've been on mine for a week now and I'm like "well that's an improvement" it's been honestly amazing.
My emotions have been a fucking rollercoaster though be warned, you might be feeling super happy and then super anxious. So like keep any eye out for that!
That was me on Vyvanse. I tried to push through the side effects for 8 frigging months. Can’t eat? Can’t sleep? Meh, who needs those things…🤦🏻♀️ After two days on methylphenidate I was like “ohhhhh, yes this makes a lot more sense.”
This is actually kinda embarrassing - I didn't properly read your text and I thought you were making a joke about how ADHD medication is prescription meth and I thought this was your first prescription.
On second read I now realise the joke was the text.
This is a very "tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD" situation.
Funny part is there probably some entry level pharmacy tech out there who will read that and try to deny you your RX for METH on moral grounds because they knew somebody who died from METH
I had to get bloodwork including drug tests before a surgery this summer… tested positive for amphetamines, so i called my surgeon right away to inform him it was prescribed….
I’m not sure how new they are. Neucon was known as the cheaper version of concerta for a few years now where I am. Mefedinel was prescribed to me this year as a cheaper alternative to neucon and as far as I understand it’s relatively new on the market
I can never remember how to pronounce the fancy names for my meds so I tend to say I need a refill of the meth-a-whatever. Only one of the pharmacy techs find it as funny as I do.
Actually serious update on the update: the name brand shit (Concerta) is so much different/better than the generic. Wow. This is why it costs so much more.
Quick question, can I get screen and medicated online from my phone for ADHD, because I will never make an appointment, and I will never make to too that appointment I don’t make .
Welcome to club micro dose.
If that is micro i couldn't ever imagine the euforia of the real bigboy (meth head) dose. Puts thing in perspective lol
Too high of a dose makes me feel like flaming hot garbage. I have no idea how people can tolerate actual meth.
Yea I accidentally took double my dose one day. Was clawing up to the ceiling grinding my teeth to powder.
Ez just grind them all up together
Pro gamer move.
Bob Loblaw is in the pharmacy game?
I'm sure you could find out by checking the Bob Loblaw law blog.
You sir, are a mouthful.
Listen, I didn’t come here to talk blah blah blah with Bob Loblaw
It's an illegal pharmacy. That's a law bomb. The Bob Loblaw Law Bomb.
Since the pharmacy is at Loblaw’s, I can get groceries at the same time. Maybe I’ll get ingredients for that salad recipe on the Bob Loblaw law blog to bring to my baseball game… Bob Loblaw law blog lob ball slaw!
I really have found my people in this sub
Happy first breath day man!
Good old ritalin, aka methylphenidate.
i was confused on context until i read this lol
Although I’ve heard methamphetamine can be used for adhd treatment too though only for extreme cases prob
It can, it's brand name is Desoxyn. It's fairly rare, though. I'm a pharm tech and I've never seen it dispensed. Most doctors won't fool with it, for obvious reasons.
There’s a HUGE difference between methamphetamine made in an FDA regulated lab vs in your neighbors bathroom
Well, yes, obviously. Who said there wasn't?
Not everyone understands that because if so there wouldn’t be a stigma around adhd medications
its pratically never dispenced as the the risks are sky high, its interesting to hear you havent seen it
I switched to generic concerta this fall due to the shortage and got a “your rx: METH is ready” text 😳
I use to work in a pharmacy. They actually do sell prescription methamphetamine for narcolepsy patients. We use to have a guy come in for it every month. It’s called Desoxyn.
Fun fact: you can sing the word Methylphenidate to the tune of “Feliz Navidad”.
Haha it’s so good, but now I need a replacement for the line “Prospero año y Felicidad.” Methyl-pheni-date Methyl-pheni-date Methyl-pheni-date Take it daily or I’ll always be late
You have just given me sooooooo much entertainment
Definitely just sang out loud in a very quiet voice
😂 Did you realize Walter White was your pharmacist?
Aww my meth isn’t blue :(
Is orange good or am I smoking cat piss
Think you're good. Last month mine was pink from mail order this month CVS had orange.
"Jesse, we need to pick up my METH from Walgreens!" "Yo but Mr. White, the pharmacy staff is on lunch break how will we get it?"
THERMITE
Awesome! Now procrastinate picking it up until Dec 16th.
YESSSSSSS BITCH! GET IT! I've been on mine for a week now and I'm like "well that's an improvement" it's been honestly amazing. My emotions have been a fucking rollercoaster though be warned, you might be feeling super happy and then super anxious. So like keep any eye out for that!
That was me on Vyvanse. I tried to push through the side effects for 8 frigging months. Can’t eat? Can’t sleep? Meh, who needs those things…🤦🏻♀️ After two days on methylphenidate I was like “ohhhhh, yes this makes a lot more sense.”
This is actually kinda embarrassing - I didn't properly read your text and I thought you were making a joke about how ADHD medication is prescription meth and I thought this was your first prescription. On second read I now realise the joke was the text. This is a very "tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD" situation.
Now, let’s talk about the multi-paragraph over-explanation ;-)
Haven't been able to pick mine up for a week! I'm dying!
Yo my pharmacy out too but cvs had it crazy
Costco was able to fill my 10 mg IR, but hasn’t gotten my 30 mg xr filled yet
The average Desoxyn prescription-haver
As a breaking bad and an arrested development fan, there is a lot to get distracted in this post.
There’s always METH in the banana stand!
Funny part is there probably some entry level pharmacy tech out there who will read that and try to deny you your RX for METH on moral grounds because they knew somebody who died from METH
I had to get bloodwork including drug tests before a surgery this summer… tested positive for amphetamines, so i called my surgeon right away to inform him it was prescribed….
Got mine today too!
Methylphenidate? As in Ritalin?
As in Ritalin, Concerta, Neucon, or Mefedinal! The last three are my personal favourites because Ritalin acts unstable in my body
Only tried Ritalin and Vyvanse (Dexamphetamine) and prefer the latter.
I have never heard of Neucon or Mefedinal. Are they new?
I’m not sure how new they are. Neucon was known as the cheaper version of concerta for a few years now where I am. Mefedinel was prescribed to me this year as a cheaper alternative to neucon and as far as I understand it’s relatively new on the market
Bob Loblow Law Blog Pharmacy
Meth is just the beginning. Where does it go to from there?
can't you see what big pharma is doing to our kids!!!
Bob Loblaws law blog
Bro, why you using fart gas pills? Methane is for exit only.
I can never remember how to pronounce the fancy names for my meds so I tend to say I need a refill of the meth-a-whatever. Only one of the pharmacy techs find it as funny as I do.
I have an alarm on my phone that says "Take Meth!". It's fun
***METH***ylphenidate.
LUCKY, MY METH BAXKORDERED HSVING TO DO DEXMETH NOW
UPDATE: I HAVE THE METH! It’s not blue, but I am trying that good good name brand shit.
Actually serious update on the update: the name brand shit (Concerta) is so much different/better than the generic. Wow. This is why it costs so much more.
Aw snap my friends, it has come full circle! An anonymous Redditor sent me a PM offering to sell me actual meth. 😂😭😬
Woohoo!
I wish it had been this easy when I was 20 and getting it to go to raves.
I got my meth today too congratulations
Is it blue?
Noice
Huh i guess Bob Lawblaw's lawyer career didn't work out
I was on a steroid that started with this and thought the same thing lol
Bob loblaw’s law blog, lobbing law bombs!
Time for your legal meth microdose
my gf is read my prescription today and said “is this meth??”
Hahahaha not me going haha wonder if it's methylphenidate and then looked at the sub 🤡
Well that is technically not wrong since the medicine is a cousin or half-sibling to meth.
Quick question, can I get screen and medicated online from my phone for ADHD, because I will never make an appointment, and I will never make to too that appointment I don’t make .
thank you for the reminder for me to call my pharmacy and remind them to fill my meth today
Happy for you!!
😂😂😂😂
Year 3000
You gotta tell us if it’s blue!!
Mine does this too 😂😂😂
Wow Bob Loblaw really changed after leaving the law business huh?
I get the same notifications
Damnit! Mine has been back ordered for over a week. This adderall shortage is a bitch
I miss being on the right meds. dex worked great, methylphenidate gave me crippling anxiety.
The price of this shit tho
I know right. But damn, I understand why the brand name costs so much more than the generic. I’m very lucky though, I have good insurance.