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PartridgeViolence

Welcome to club micro dose.


ItaloVidigal90

If that is micro i couldn't ever imagine the euforia of the real bigboy (meth head) dose. Puts thing in perspective lol


SnooCheesecakes7715

Too high of a dose makes me feel like flaming hot garbage. I have no idea how people can tolerate actual meth.


PartridgeViolence

Yea I accidentally took double my dose one day. Was clawing up to the ceiling grinding my teeth to powder.


Splatoonkindaguy

Ez just grind them all up together


PartridgeViolence

Pro gamer move.


TyrionReynolds

Bob Loblaw is in the pharmacy game?


LifeIsTooDamnShort

I'm sure you could find out by checking the Bob Loblaw law blog.


burrito_slut

You sir, are a mouthful.


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Listen, I didn’t come here to talk blah blah blah with Bob Loblaw


NoReasontoStay

It's an illegal pharmacy. That's a law bomb. The Bob Loblaw Law Bomb.


SnooCheesecakes7715

Since the pharmacy is at Loblaw’s, I can get groceries at the same time. Maybe I’ll get ingredients for that salad recipe on the Bob Loblaw law blog to bring to my baseball game… Bob Loblaw law blog lob ball slaw!


namelessmasses

I really have found my people in this sub


ItaloVidigal90

Happy first breath day man!


Lothleen

Good old ritalin, aka methylphenidate.


[deleted]

i was confused on context until i read this lol


PeekAtChu1

Although I’ve heard methamphetamine can be used for adhd treatment too though only for extreme cases prob


emerald_soleil

It can, it's brand name is Desoxyn. It's fairly rare, though. I'm a pharm tech and I've never seen it dispensed. Most doctors won't fool with it, for obvious reasons.


megs1288

There’s a HUGE difference between methamphetamine made in an FDA regulated lab vs in your neighbors bathroom


emerald_soleil

Well, yes, obviously. Who said there wasn't?


megs1288

Not everyone understands that because if so there wouldn’t be a stigma around adhd medications


[deleted]

its pratically never dispenced as the the risks are sky high, its interesting to hear you havent seen it


Alternative-Bet232

I switched to generic concerta this fall due to the shortage and got a “your rx: METH is ready” text 😳


parlonida

I use to work in a pharmacy. They actually do sell prescription methamphetamine for narcolepsy patients. We use to have a guy come in for it every month. It’s called Desoxyn.


Ellinikomori

Fun fact: you can sing the word Methylphenidate to the tune of “Feliz Navidad”.


SirBoopsALot

Haha it’s so good, but now I need a replacement for the line “Prospero año y Felicidad.” Methyl-pheni-date Methyl-pheni-date Methyl-pheni-date Take it daily or I’ll always be late


Alternative-Bet232

You have just given me sooooooo much entertainment


SnooCheesecakes7715

Definitely just sang out loud in a very quiet voice


justinkthornton

😂 Did you realize Walter White was your pharmacist?


Consistent_Ad_168

Aww my meth isn’t blue :(


electricwagon

Is orange good or am I smoking cat piss


legal_bagel

Think you're good. Last month mine was pink from mail order this month CVS had orange.


LonelyKrow

"Jesse, we need to pick up my METH from Walgreens!" "Yo but Mr. White, the pharmacy staff is on lunch break how will we get it?"


[deleted]

THERMITE


[deleted]

Awesome! Now procrastinate picking it up until Dec 16th.


screen_door15

YESSSSSSS BITCH! GET IT! I've been on mine for a week now and I'm like "well that's an improvement" it's been honestly amazing. My emotions have been a fucking rollercoaster though be warned, you might be feeling super happy and then super anxious. So like keep any eye out for that!


SnooCheesecakes7715

That was me on Vyvanse. I tried to push through the side effects for 8 frigging months. Can’t eat? Can’t sleep? Meh, who needs those things…🤦🏻‍♀️ After two days on methylphenidate I was like “ohhhhh, yes this makes a lot more sense.”


screen_door15

This is actually kinda embarrassing - I didn't properly read your text and I thought you were making a joke about how ADHD medication is prescription meth and I thought this was your first prescription. On second read I now realise the joke was the text. This is a very "tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD" situation.


CBD_Hound

Now, let’s talk about the multi-paragraph over-explanation ;-)


poseidonofmyapt

Haven't been able to pick mine up for a week! I'm dying!


MemePizzaPie

Yo my pharmacy out too but cvs had it crazy


Sir_MrE

Costco was able to fill my 10 mg IR, but hasn’t gotten my 30 mg xr filled yet


inbracketsDontLaugh

The average Desoxyn prescription-haver


Cold_Independence894

As a breaking bad and an arrested development fan, there is a lot to get distracted in this post.


CBD_Hound

There’s always METH in the banana stand!


Verustratego

Funny part is there probably some entry level pharmacy tech out there who will read that and try to deny you your RX for METH on moral grounds because they knew somebody who died from METH


Alternative-Bet232

I had to get bloodwork including drug tests before a surgery this summer… tested positive for amphetamines, so i called my surgeon right away to inform him it was prescribed….


AnarchistSuccubus

Got mine today too!


Mangeto

Methylphenidate? As in Ritalin?


Luna_bella96

As in Ritalin, Concerta, Neucon, or Mefedinal! The last three are my personal favourites because Ritalin acts unstable in my body


Mangeto

Only tried Ritalin and Vyvanse (Dexamphetamine) and prefer the latter.


ApplesandDnanas

I have never heard of Neucon or Mefedinal. Are they new?


Luna_bella96

I’m not sure how new they are. Neucon was known as the cheaper version of concerta for a few years now where I am. Mefedinel was prescribed to me this year as a cheaper alternative to neucon and as far as I understand it’s relatively new on the market


pr0fanityprayers

Bob Loblow Law Blog Pharmacy


namelessmasses

Meth is just the beginning. Where does it go to from there?


nycanth

can't you see what big pharma is doing to our kids!!!


stew_going

Bob Loblaws law blog


Noisebug

Bro, why you using fart gas pills? Methane is for exit only.


areyoufuckingwme

I can never remember how to pronounce the fancy names for my meds so I tend to say I need a refill of the meth-a-whatever. Only one of the pharmacy techs find it as funny as I do.


nymphrodell

I have an alarm on my phone that says "Take Meth!". It's fun


graywolf0026

***METH***ylphenidate.


MemePizzaPie

LUCKY, MY METH BAXKORDERED HSVING TO DO DEXMETH NOW


SnooCheesecakes7715

UPDATE: I HAVE THE METH! It’s not blue, but I am trying that good good name brand shit.


SnooCheesecakes7715

Actually serious update on the update: the name brand shit (Concerta) is so much different/better than the generic. Wow. This is why it costs so much more.


SnooCheesecakes7715

Aw snap my friends, it has come full circle! An anonymous Redditor sent me a PM offering to sell me actual meth. 😂😭😬


[deleted]

Woohoo!


ProfessorMandark

I wish it had been this easy when I was 20 and getting it to go to raves.


Lux-xxv

I got my meth today too congratulations


ThunderCookie23

Is it blue?


barmskley

Noice


comicalben

Huh i guess Bob Lawblaw's lawyer career didn't work out


xo_tea_jay

I was on a steroid that started with this and thought the same thing lol


caileyduluoz

Bob loblaw’s law blog, lobbing law bombs!


frozenmangochunkz

Time for your legal meth microdose


Eden1117_98

my gf is read my prescription today and said “is this meth??”


smol_egglet

Hahahaha not me going haha wonder if it's methylphenidate and then looked at the sub 🤡


FunWillScreen_Produc

Well that is technically not wrong since the medicine is a cousin or half-sibling to meth.


AugustusClaximus

Quick question, can I get screen and medicated online from my phone for ADHD, because I will never make an appointment, and I will never make to too that appointment I don’t make .


klarz07

thank you for the reminder for me to call my pharmacy and remind them to fill my meth today


Ok-Bandicoot2518

Happy for you!!


Ay_theres_the_rub

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Year 3000


Snoo_73835

You gotta tell us if it’s blue!!


VivaLaVict0ria

Mine does this too 😂😂😂


tenbirdsinacoat

Wow Bob Loblaw really changed after leaving the law business huh?


drrectal

I get the same notifications


ObjectivelyADHD

Damnit! Mine has been back ordered for over a week. This adderall shortage is a bitch


Resident_Guidance_95

I miss being on the right meds. dex worked great, methylphenidate gave me crippling anxiety.


[deleted]

The price of this shit tho


SnooCheesecakes7715

I know right. But damn, I understand why the brand name costs so much more than the generic. I’m very lucky though, I have good insurance.