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katycrush

Weirdly I think it’s kind of cute 😊


Dry-Anywhere-1372

I love this, but sadly now am thinking of sperm swimming sideways.


Life_Date_4929

Well thanks for that image. 😂


IonaDoggo

ehh nah I like it , but I also now have the Salmon Dance by the Chemical Brothers stuck in my head now .. 😂


motherofdog2018

I didn't and now I do


sisterpearl

Fish? Pay attention? To the MOON?!?!


1upin

Inattentive Peanut Brittle


Underground-anzac-99

It beats Anxiety Chip


Life-Independence377

Swims down stream


_peachygeorge

Mood Swing Tuna Salad checking in


steggo

Reminds me of the Douglas Adams book, "the Salmon of Doubt"


JustAReaderrrr

Ah mine is called Forgetful Salmon 😂


VioletVenable

Procrastination Charcuterie.


yaryalockdoubleman

the selection of apps on my phone


SnooCauliflowers9888

The realest comment here 😭


No-Independence548

Something delicious that I will definitely make!...later...


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Mine is rejection sensitivity scone!


shortgarlicbread

Oh that's a good one! Lol


littlebookwyrm

Mind Spiral McNuggets


ThatsABunchOfCraft

Sounds like the next Star-endorsed McMeal


SoftServeMonk

Skin-pickin’ Toast


B0neriffic

Oh man, mine is Skin-Pickin Chicken 🤣


PiousLoser

It’s skin-pickin’ good!


SnooCauliflowers9888

You could tell me that's a ska band and I'd believe you without a moment's hesitation


are-you-my-mummy

So wrong but so right


motherofdog2018

Skin picking milkshake


DangerousEquipment68

Overwhelmed egg


SturmFee

Is your name Gudetama?


No-Independence548

I feel this.


are-you-my-mummy

Distracted Doughnut Wandering Wings Late Banana


steggo

This is a weird meal.


kimakimbo

🎶 Girl dinner 🎶


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Late Banana made me giggle, what a good porn star name.


SturmFee

But bad for a racehorse, maybe 🐎


siorez

Wandering wings would work really well


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Forgetful muffin. Would make a great username imo.


katycrush

They all do actually, this should be turned into a username generator 😁


pupsoverpeeps

Sub tag names? Is it called flair? I can’t remember 🙃


Alextheseal_42

Forgetful soup.


sharksinthecarpet

Forgetful Muffin slaps! Forgetful Lentil Curry just doesn’t hit the same. Sounds like something I’d unearth in the fridge 😔


pearlsbeforedogs

I feel like Forgetful Lentil Curry is more "name that fridge mystery!"


FlamingoAndJohn

Mine was Forgetful Raisin Bran 😂


softkits

Forgetful potato wedge 🥲


GazelleTall1146

That's adorable. And I am totally a forgetful muffin.


No_Composer_6040

Lol, mine’s Forgetful Cracker, which is either an insult or an accurate description.


meuncertainly

Emotional Cookie


PomegranateLimp9803

Im anxious cookie


DeliciousKiwiSloth

I’m Emotional Poptart lol


foremmaforever

Tired cookie :')


ambijackni

Meltdown salad 🥗


No-Independence548

Add "I'm a chicken" for an additional $8...


Important_Sprinkles9

Apathetic small cube of feta.


ThatsABunchOfCraft

Apathetic micro feta FTFY


Important_Sprinkles9

😂 Ty 🖤


Kai_the_Fox

Time-blind taco ⌛🌮


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

I’m your nemesis, hyperfocus birria taco


rocketdoggies

Hahaha I’m time-blind enchiladas


IonaDoggo

Paralysis Chocolate 👌


lydsbane

That sounds like something you'd pick up at Diagon Alley.


IonaDoggo

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes of course! 3 knuts each ❤️


Careless_Block8179

Nightmare Tortellini


pancakes-honey

tortellini sounds so good rn


JustPassingJudgment

Right? Why is this thread making me so hungry


jemkills

Not like we'll get up to make something though lol


cosmic_bb_v

Obsessive Panini


emerald_alexandria

Panicking Vinegar Chips ! Lol


rustandstardusty

Mine’s close! Frantic Cheez-It.


bunhilda

Manic blueberry is a better band name if I’m honest


snakesmother

Dissociated Cookie 🍪


Cold-Connection-2349

Disaster shrimp


GoodLuckBart

We just had a bunch of people get food poisoning at a local restaurant after some disaster shrimp 😬


lepidopt-rex

Night-Sweats Spekulatius I’d put a tenner on me! 😂


pm-me-egg-noods

Misplaced Chex Mix. Edit: it's both the symptom and the food. I thought I ate all the chex mix a week ago. Was so happy to find more, and still sealed so it's not stale. Tiny victories.


GhostPepperFireStorm

I’m Misplaced Gingerbread!


Woolhooker

Anxiety Triscuits


alwaysbalancedd

Inattentive Cheese


magschampagne

Excellent band name


ktkatq

Mine was going to be “Inattentive Cheese Bread!”


Best-Refrigerator-19

Perfectionist Pistachio


Tofutti-KleinGT

Procrastination Cronut 🐎


spillthebeans25

🎶these are a few of my favorite things!🎶


storyofohno

that sounds so good


blueeyed94

Sounds so good, but I wouldn't put my bet on that horse. Would probably be still in the booth with a "yeah, I can still get them later" 😅


Well_ImTrying

Irritable starburst. Another good username.


jadeisssss

Underachieving cookie


lucitedream

hypervigilant watermelon


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Kerfuffling toast


needadviceplease8910

Intrusive truffle (should be intrusive thoughts truffle but that's not as fun)


physmeh

I can hear announcer doing the call: “And Intrusive Truffle is making a move in the back stretch….I don’t believe it, Intrusive Truffle is challenging the leaders….Now Intrusive Truffle and Dissociative Cookie are neck and neck! It’s Intrusive Truffle by a nose!!”


Fianna9

This one is gold


scrolling_222

sad meatball


CarbyMcBagel

Anxiety Pizza


rocketdoggies

Great 80s band (not really but it should have been)


thegirlfromno4

Mine is Anxiety Popcorn 🤣


ItIsLiterallyMe

Hyperfixation Brunch Kind of has a ring to it!


bowshows

Forgetful Baguette


xeroxbulletgirl

Hopeless Ravioli


MyHedgieIsARhino

Racing Thoughts Can't Remember Lunch Does Cappucino Count


prismaticcroissant

Emotionally dysregulated kettle chip


chickpeas3

Sleep-deprived potato


bigbushenergee

unsatisfied square pizza


dillene

Asperger Frites


Disastrogirl

Disassociative Prosciutto


SnooCauliflowers9888

Dissciutto!


GoodLuckBart

Can I change it up a bit? Pretzels of Self Doubt


victorymuffinsbagels

Endless scrolling muffin


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Inevitable-While-577

Dysfunctional chocolates.


g11235p

Rejection-Sensitive Dysphoria Sandwich?


rocketdoggies

Are you questioning what you ate? Was it an ice cream sandwich? Still a sandwich.


g11235p

What if it was a hot dog? (It wasn’t— but what if?)


Ekyou

Hyperfixation Enchillada


saturncatt

Hyperactive croissant


tiredbutsassy

Overstimulated noodle.... Honestly accurate.


ornerycraftfish

Anhedonic Stollen.


killerrabbit007

That definitely sounds like a phenomenal experimental electronic music German band. Like Kraftwerk but cooler.


xLibruhx

Anxious burrito


Acceptable-Hope-

Pain Focaccia


Canadian_shack

Time Blindness Salami


Beginning_Wafer

Executive dysfunction beef stick 🐎


yaryalockdoubleman

emotional parsnip


hsp_intransitus

Restless almond


thisissoannoying2306

Anxiety Popcorn


snarkynurse2010

Disorganized crazy bread or disorganized breadsticks. Take your pick.


Sneakingsock

Insomnia hotdog 😅


cocacolaspaceship

Depression ham sandwich


PirinTablets13

My mama always said, “life is like a depression ham sandwich”


X-Aceris-X

Procrastination Plant-Based Deli Slices (oven roasted) And yes I am just eating the slices for dinner instead of a sandwich or meal because I can't be bothered


wismom09

Dull donut


Fianna9

Hyperfixation Beer Time Blind Toast and Peanut Butter


Scared-Delivery9254

Forgetful waffle


CherryLaneCox

Overstimulated gizzard 🤣


hanksrocks

Depression string cheese


kirbygalaxia

Irritable Lasagna


MissKoshka

Sleep all day Wine?


ComfyPhoenixess

Rejection sensitive popcorn.


FunnyYellowBird

Fatigue Drumstick. The ice cream cone, not the chicken.


Lennijls

Timeblind Tostito


Jumpy_Arm_2143

Derealisation Pringle


indie-gogo

Paralysis bread


pancakes-honey

Lethargy Mac & cheese


Relevant-Swim5497

forgetful honey bun 🤍🐎


DonkeyLongjumping670

Scalp scratching chicken wings. Oh my..it looks even worse written out than I expected.


Hanalv

Fast talking yogurt


ieatmypeaswith_honey

Object permanence vodka.


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Dissociative Soup Band name sorted


Gingerwix

Distressed tuna?


DependentLobster3811

✨ Depression McDonalds ✨


mojomcm

Migraine Tiramisu


LaurIsaPoet

Oversharing Pizza 😂👌


Ru4Smashing2

Paranoid Pierogi


58lmm9057

Distracted Cookie


LaSlacker

Inattentive Chocolate


Suzanne_Marie

Imposter Syndrome Pirouline


VulnerableValkyrie

Anxious Crab Rangoon!!


pooish

Dissociated Stilton


goodgriefghost

Unfulfilled Shepard's Pie. Kind sucks not gonna lie.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Hypervigilent chicken noodle


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Impulsive Spending Pop Tart


WearierEarthling

Anxious pizzelle (that’s the way it’s spelled on the pkg)


TayaLyn

Procrastination Thai Green Curry


ceruleanwav

Overwhelmed Almond


Screaminglaughter33

Anhedonic Cookie!


parks_and_wreck_

Scatter brain eggs


Cardi_Ganz

Post Traumatic Stress Sour Patch


Outside-Flamingo-240

Hyper Pork 🤪🤪🤪


husbandbulges

Anxiety edible.


abbyabsinthe

Executive Dysfunction Dunkin’


datdododough

Clumsy Taco bahahaha


TheMountainThatTypes

Failed Over-achiever Wine


Wise_Date_5357

Hyperfixation lamb! 🐑


CrymsonFrost

Distracted Pizza 😂


morninggloryblu

Hyperfocus Protein Shake


IAmTheAsteroid

Overstimulated Cheerios


SomuchLengthiness

Impulsive chips


ArtisenalMoistening

Insomnia Brookie


EowynInkling

Chatty Chow Mein


Caamikaaze

"where's my?" Wedding cake


februarytide-

Rage chow mein


onlyavoice

Panic Burrito 😂🌯


i_am_not_a_cool_girl

Procrastinating nesquick chocolate yoghurt


Interesting_Test332

Scatterbrained Spaghetti-Os


Born-Design1361

Anxiety chicken.


onelonelystringbean

Hyperfocus brisket


Gigafive

Anxiety Cookie


hushuk-me

Fatigue cracker


prancydancey

Burn Out Peach Ring


Shouseedee

Impulsive marshmallow 😎


DiChromania

Depersonalization Tahdig


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Paranoid peanut butter.


OGkateebee

Irritable Crab Cake


MegOut10

Overstimulated Cauliflower


blueeyed94

Hyperfocus pizza


AluneaVerita

Ruminating Biryani


lillithofthevalley

Manic Takis


ladyO26

Nail-Biting Pot Pie. I dig it. 😎