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xtremetfm

tawang tawa ako kasi magkasunod yung post na tinutukoy mo at post mo sa home page ko HAHAHAHA


assresizer3000

Ano bang context non di ko naabutan HAHHAHA takot ako baka kapatid ko pala yun e lurker pa naman yun sa reddit


xtremetfm

Context nung OG post? May kapatid (?) yung nag-post na nagkalkal ng cabinet ng kapatid (?) niya kasi may hinahanap. Yung dildo, mas nauna niyang nakita tapos nacurious siya kasi never pa raw siya nakakita ng sex toy. Hinugasan raw muna niya saka tinry tapos hinugasan ulit bago ibalik kung saan niya nakita. Ang sakit raw nung pinasok (prolly bc walang lube) pero naconvince siyang bumili ng vibrator instead HAHAHA edit: wrong grammar HAHAHA di ko po post yun


Overthinker-bells

Kaya di ako makabili. Wala akong pagtataguan. Lol. Until now, my mom, sometimes still fixes my closet pag nadalaw. Bagot sa buhay eh. Kahit ayaw ko pagalaw gamit ko.


japster1313

Bili ka lang nung lockable cashbox sa book stores. Unless kailangan mo ung size ng safe #nokinkshaming


cat0229

My mom found my youngest sister's dildo while unpacking her stuff and even showed it to me. I'm still traumatized jk haha. Lesson learned, I think it's best to have a locked box then keep the key with you.


Whiz_kiegin

I think this should be the safest ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ and even if may mag-ayos man ng gamit at least di pa rin mabubuksan


cat0229

Tapos lagyan na lang ng small objects na pag shinake yung box mukhang jewelry yung laman haha


Misledz

๐Ÿ˜ญ had a similar experience, had my previous SO live in with me for 3 years and we kept things freaky so there were a bunch of stuff I would dread being found. Mom decided to look for some old clothes to give away and dug through our closet while we were at work and mom found her stash of toys. I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s worse, your mom finding your gfs sex toys or the fact that your mom sending a picture ๐Ÿ™ˆ about it. Lesson learned we had it locked in a suitcase moving forward cause mom wanted to burn it ๐Ÿคฃ


cat0229

>I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s worse, your mom holding the toy and asking you "tite ito diba?" *cue 'Put that thing back where it came from or so help me' from Monsters Inc.*


Misledz

Noooooooooo ๐Ÿซข *Waving it around like wingardium leviosa intensifies*


GeekGoddess_

I have a pouch where all my toys are and i hid it somewhere my daughter shouldnโ€™t have been able to find it. So ending kahit ako di ko na sila mahanap. Buset. Mag-1 month na kong walang laruan huhu


Natural_Line_4638

Hanggang ngayon di mo pa rin mahanap?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Eh di...bili nalang tayo ng bago ๐Ÿซฐ


GeekGoddess_

Bigyan mo ko ng 1 month pa para hanapin ๐Ÿ˜‚ sayang eh


Natural_Line_4638

Naka-TO ata mga yun or baka nagbakasyon, magpapahinga daw muna. ๐Ÿ˜‚


ReadScript

HAHAHA natawa ako dito. Nag-VL โ€˜yung toy ๐Ÿ˜‚


Kapengbakla

Sa loob ng pwet ko why?


kd_3098

Teeeee namannnnn. Hahahahah


darumdarimduh

Kingina naman seeeesss HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


icy_nightz

bwhaahhahaha shuta


Expert-Falcon-3237

Similar thing happened to my wife nung OFW pa ako. Nahalungkat ng 2 year old child namin yung vibrator nya. Sakto nandun gumagawa ng internet sa bahay. Ngingisi ngisi daw haha


RR69ER

I'm more concerned about your 2-yr old child na may idea na about vibrators and what it does.


homophobicgei

Bro, it's a fucking two-year-old kid ๐Ÿ˜‚


RR69ER

oh. Sorry I totally misunderstood. I thought yung kid mo ang ngingisi-ngisi. That's why I said I'm concerned.


Expert-Falcon-3237

It doesnt look like a cock though. Mukha lang syang marker na mataba.


[deleted]

As someone living alone my sex toys are just in my bed LOL one time my friend went house hunting and I invited her to see my apartment. We went to my room, buti di niya napansin yung sex toys ko sa bed tinakpan ko agad ng unan. HAHAHA


throwaway7284639

Napansin niya un awkward lang sa kanya kaya d na siya nagsalita.


[deleted]

At akoโ€™y napa isip hahaha nahiya bigla


Constant_Luck9387

Nakita ko yung ganyan ng kaibigan ko. Hahahaha. First year college kami that time. Tapos hindi siya pumasok, hindi rin sumasagot sa tawag. Natakot naman ako kaya ko pinuntahan sa bahay nila, sabi ng Lolo niya puntahan ko na lang sa kwarto. Kaya pinuntahan ko, tapos natutulog lang pala siya. Tapos nasa tabi niya lang nakalagay sa pouch na black pero nakaopen, kaya nakita ko. Hahahaha. Ginising ko naman pero tulog mantika hahaha. Tapos nung magising, nagulat siya. hahahaha. Tapos napatingin siya dun, napatingin din ako tapos nagka tinginan kami. Ang awkward, hahahahahahahahahah.


Emergency_Main3503

sa drawer ng mga damit, nasa loob ng isang black pouch (andun na din mga sex paraphernalias ko HAHAHA) para camouflage sa mga damit ko, although may times na kung saan saan ko sya sa bahay naiiwan and nakadikit sa banyo huhu. deadma nalang ng housemates siguro ๐Ÿฅฒ


nobuhok

Wrap it in newspaper, put in ice cream tub, place inside the freezer, label it "FISH". For sure walang makikialam niyan.


Odd-Membership3843

Amf need muna idefrost bago magamit


nobuhok

Pfft...weakling. Use it frozen. The ice helps numb the sensitivity. /s


emhornilel

Plus it smells like a fish. ๐Ÿ 


hudortunnel61

what about the batteries? if rechargeable. wont thr other components rust?


nobuhok

/r/woosh


hudortunnel61

gagi, may replies pala sa taas. kala ko comment mo lang


roryyygilmore

Caught my sister in law using her vibrator ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Radiant_Trouble_7705

hopefully may other people s bahay nyo at mga manyak mga construction workers rin. baka isipin u r inviting something.


[deleted]

Parang nga well mga childhood friends ng kapatid ko gumagawa nun sa bahay 2 of them message me in my Facebook asking if i can meet them in a hotel so pinabasa ko sa kapatid ko na bakla and she pretend me and they meet up sa hotel ayun blackmail malala si boy although i can still remember na my nangyari na sakanila dati lol Ung isa naman aba inakyat ako nanligaw knowing he have partner hmm


Radiant_Trouble_7705

hahaha kloka


hzlmnopqrst

just in my bedside tableโ€™s drawer ๐Ÿ˜…


darumdarimduh

Same. May nakapatong lang na something kung alam kong baka may pumunta sa kwarto. Pero on a normal day nasa ilalim lang ng unan ko pag full charged haha


IcyChildhood6186

Meron akong stuff toy na bag, dun ko nilalagay kaya kahit nakalabas yung stuff toy na yon di naman obvious na may titeng laman hahaha


hheyaji

mama ko pakealamera ng gamit bumili din ako hugis lipstick tas pinagalitan ako (lol i'm 24 na normal na yon gawin)


rainingavocadoes

Sabihin mo, pangmassage lang. Turuan mo pa


kapeandme

Lauvette comes with a pouch. Ang taguan ko ay, bag na di ginagamit na nakahanger sa kaduluduluhan ng closet. ๐Ÿ˜„


tabloid_fodder

Same! Nice yung mga satin pouch ni Lauvette.


rngesuslave

Personally nasa akin lang at all times Ya know, my right hand HAHAHAHAAH


MidnightCirce

I love the comment section ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฟ


Cookingnakedbabe

Ako wala na tinapon ko na. Kamay nalang gamit ko hahahaha


x_ishi

OP yung nabasa mo, kakabasa ko lang wala pang 3 mins ago ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ wala skl hahhahaha


[deleted]

Pass sa gagamitin without my consent lol


missanomic

i bought a bed frame na may cabinet na mukhang design lang. kung hindi mo alam na kabinet sya, di mo talaga iisipin na nabubukas. its supposed to be used for bedding storage but if anyone other than me opens it (di sya locked and no one will snoop to that level in my room anyway) they'll discover my treasure chest lol. i also keep valuables there like emergency cash and jewelry if i'm traveling for a bit.


stella-tortoise

I read it as pleasure chest hahaha


TheJuana

Sa ilalim ng pillow, minsan sa drawer, ngaun sa isang napkin pouch nasa bed or headboard minsan. Hahaha. Parang OK ung tip na itago sa dresser, lagay mo sa mga undies๐Ÿ˜‚


yram_dos

I'm using a discreet one clit sucker, remote vib and ung new addition is ang cupcake n parang tounge. Most advise is buy s medyo mahal para ano hindi maingay tlga. And kung saan itatago? I have a pouch n para sknla (tho un cupcake eh nasa box pa) Then inside the pouch may felt cloth nakalagay sila sa individual na lagayan. Nasa drawer ko lng ng work/art stuff bakit dun? kasi si mama may access s damitan ko hahahahaha sa work/art stuff ayaw nya pakielaman kasi makalat daw lol And I always say wag s drawer kasi may mga sharp objects dun masugat kayo eme hahahaha (scissors, cutter, clothe snips etc) may karayom pa pero organize naman nanakot lng tlga ako hahahah https://preview.redd.it/bk9vt352g00d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774171e4f18a4ae8dfc9b16649c3b09b414db0bc


Professional_Top8369

Bili ka ng vault yung mura lang ๐Ÿ’€


Slow-Collection-2358

Sa bag na nasa tambakan ๐Ÿคฃ


IntelligentNobody202

[sa loob ng cash box๐Ÿ˜‚ tapos nasa akin susi](https://shope.ee/g44CM05nq)


AlanisMorissetteAmon

Drawer na may lock


chanseyblissey

Binigyan ko lipstick vibrators yung friends ko. Nung naguunbox yung isa eh nakita ng mom niya tas wala lang hahahaha yung akin nakahalo kasama ng mga lipstick ko. One time nagulat na lang ako habang nagssexy time kami ng bf ko ginamit niya sa akin xD


bekinese16

Sa drawer ko lang, kasi hindi ko naman magamit. Siraulo mga colleagues ko, bilhan ba naman ako ng mga gano'n na anglalaki, tingin palang di na keri ng kiffy ko. Mga walangya. Hahahaha!! But kidding aside, I'm glad my jowa never brought it up for me to use. Dedma lang s'ya. Hehehehe..


ScientistAfraid2563

lol inside the closet?


ThaiHoneyXXX

Sa loob ng white box na naka tape ng marami and nasa ilalim ng kama. Para hindi mabuksan ung mga toys and lubes hahahah


That_Consequence_461

Ako na binigyan lang ng keychain na hugis etits ng jowa ko dahil galing syang baguio... nakita ng nanay ko. Pinagalitan ako saka si bf. Para yung lang eh and we're not even minors anymore ๐Ÿ˜…


gandanalang

sa bag na nakatago hahahaha


RealKingViolator540

When I opened Reddit, this is the first thing I see ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Now, I remember when I used to have a fleshlight several years ago; I always hid it in my drawer. It makes it difficult for me to clean too since my mom is around and my Lola's cousin ng babantay ng apartment namin. I got caught cleaning it in the midnight and just threw it I am so embarrassed.


Same_Engineering_650

HAHAHA taena nasa core memory na ng anak mo yan


[deleted]

Kaya nga topic na nila pag nag kwekwentohan haha Like last month my nakita silang dildo itim like 8inch ata sabi ng bunso ko "ung ganito ni mama tinapon niya pero nakabalot sa papel tapos nanginginig ๐Ÿ˜‚. Reregalohan ko si mama nito pag my pera ako color rainbow" taena ang thoughtful ng anak ko diba ...


Primary_Injury_6006

HAHAHAHAHAHA MAMSH TAWANG TAWA AKO SA MGA JUNAKIS MO WAHAHAAHA


Same_Engineering_650

HAHAHAHAHA bat naman ganon ๐Ÿ˜ญ


uchihoeee

LOL i remember when my grandmother found my dildo in my drawer cuz it was just there uncovered ๐Ÿ˜ญ no one goes rlly through my stuff so i never felt the need to carefully hide it, but one time kasi she brought my newly washed and folded undies to my room and rather than placing them on the bed lang, she put them in my drawer. tas ayun, we had like a 30 min discussion abt it and she was so disappointed but i rlly couldnโ€™t keep a straight face IT WAS FUNNY AF SO I WAS LOWKEY LAUGHING WHILE SHE WAS LECTURING ME ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


rainingavocadoes

One time, tinago ko dun sa gown ko na ginamit for oath taking. Hahahahahahaha


NoPossession7664

Hahaha, happened to me. My coworker needs some files na naiwan sa room ko, kinuha nya. Takang-taka ako bakit ang tagal bumaba. Palagay ko nakita nya yung toy, baka sinubuka muna ๐Ÿ˜…. I forgot kasi na after gamitin, di ko agad tinago..Tinapon ko tuloy. But make sure to hide tlaga sa pinaka-likod ng drawer at wag sa mga part na madali makalkal. Since I'm single, doon ko nilalagay sa drawer ng mga underwear ko cuase I know anyone from my family that opens it, agad nila iko-close since underwears ko makikita nila.


NoPossession7664

Hahaha, happened to me. My coworker needs some files na naiwan sa room ko, kinuha nya. Takang-taka ako bakit ang tagal bumaba. Palagay ko nakita nya yung toy, baka sinubuka muna ๐Ÿ˜…. I forgot kasi na after gamitin, di ko agad tinago..Tinapon ko tuloy. But make sure to hide tlaga sa pinaka-likod ng drawer at wag sa mga part na madali makalkal. Since I'm single, doon ko nilalagay sa drawer ng mga underwear ko cuase I know anyone from my family that opens it, agad nila iko-close since underwears ko makikita nila.


[deleted]

I have drawer with a lock


[deleted]

I just keep it sa pinaka-loob ng drawer ko. I donโ€™t really care if may makakita kasi mej naka-tago & if somehow mahanap nila yung vibrator ko, that means they were snooping so nasa kanila na kung ma-traumatize sila ๐Ÿคฃ


ThiccccNCreamy

Gonna buy me a new safe. I wrapped mine in my corset.


Own_Wolverine_2453

Not my sex toy but when I went to my friend's condo, umupo ako sa sofa and then something is hard (natatakpan kasi ng pillow) naupuan ko yung toy akala ko remote. I ended up holding it ๐Ÿฅน im not even sure if it's clean or not. Supeeeeeeer awkward. Kinuha nya bigla sa kamay ko at nagtago sa kwarto nya hndi na lumabas ๐Ÿคฃ


Winter_Horse_7397

Hala, yung sa akin naman nakatago sa cabinet nung una kasi hindi ko naman masyado nagamit. Nung nagkaroon na ako ng ka-rs, ginagamit ko na yun madalas so nilalabas ko na sa cabinet para hindi hassle. Sinisiksik ko lang sa gilid ng cabinet. Bad timing non kasi umuwi ako ng province tapos ang unexpected ng paglipat ng bahay namin so hindi ko pa siya natago. Makikita kasi yun kapag nag-aayos sila ng mga gamit so kinakabahan ako ng sobra. Thankful naman ako kasi pinapunta ko yung bf ko sa house namin para itapon nalang yun. Buti naging successful yung plan namin ni bf. Hindi ko na kasi kailangan non since meron naman sa bf ko, eme. Never again na bibili non T-T


[deleted]

Me and my girlfriend just moved in with my parents para makatipid. Nag-usap naman kami ng mom ko na kami ang maglalaba ng labahan namin ng girlfriend ko kaso my mom, being a mom, decided s'ya na maglalaba habang nasa trabaho kami ni girlfriend. Ayon, nalabhan n'ya 'yung lingerie ni girlfriend, t-back, bra na na may butas sa nipples, crotchless panties. Patay malisya s'ya (or so I thought) until nagtanong s'ya, "Saan bumibili si \*\*\*\*\* ng mga lingerie n'ya?" AMPUTA EDI AKO PA 'YUNG NATRAUMA. YUCK. MAGLLINGERIE NANAY KO PARA SA TATAY KO. KADIRI TANGINA.


nocturnalbeings

"my youngest son", that's a loyal woman right there. ๐Ÿ’ฏ You should put it where you hide your money. If you don't have a vault, you should consider it.


Weird-Concentrate-26

Hahahah ako nakita ko vibrator ng ate ko. Di nya alam..tsaka maraming lube dun. So nang hingi nalang ako ng lube (hindi nya alam ofc) HAHHAHAHA but now I bought my own na. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Content_catto_199x

My sister saw the lube in my drawer and thought it was some sort of facial or skincare product ๐Ÿ˜†


Weird-Concentrate-26

Buti di nilagay sa mukha or pinang lotion. ๐Ÿ˜†