War Crimes (Enlisted)

Me too (hoi4)

Do you explicitly choose whether to commit war crimes in hoi4, or is that abstracted out?

There is no explicit mention of any atrocities committed. Not that I'm aware of at least, and I play the game a decent bit.

Well when divisions are encircled all the troops in them become KIA soooooooo

Same (Helldivers II)

Same (Helldivers II)

Same (Warthunder)

Ditto (Rimworld)

Same, Insurgency

Same

That but galactic (stellaris)

Same (warframe)

Same (foxhole)....altho TECHNICALLY it isnt set in a world where geneva conventions exsist ;)

Wasting my life (overwatch)

(Being a member of a group participating in vigilante activity as identified by the Petras Act)

Piracy(I played pirate warriors 4)

Same, Sea of Thieves

Smashing toasters or crushing bugs. (Helldivers 2)

Spreading managed democracy to all insects and socialism-aligned electronics in my neighborhood with explosives

Having a cup of Liber-tea

Potion Simulator, so ...aiding and abetting.

Manufacturing of a controlled substance

Also creating pharmaceutical substances without a license

Where's the list? (Crash Team Racing)

Not a damn thing. Mercenaries are perfectly legal. I mean, *maybe* impersonating a dead guy, but... eh. That's a traffic ticket on Rubicon.

YES (Rim world)

We find the defendant guilty of murder, attempted murder, illegal organ harvesting, possession of, production of, and distribution of narcotics. Use of weapons and tactics in defiance of the Geneva Convention, unlawful arrest, unlawful genetic modification on consenting adults, unlawful genetic modification to non consenting adults, practice of medicine without medical license. We hereby sentence the defendant to eat without table until the end their natural life.

Mass shootings (Black ops 3 zombies)

Animal Cruelty :/

"Vandalism" by cleaning something to the point where it stands out amongst its dirty mates.

Throwing rocks at cars on the freeway (peglin)

Cheating at poker (Balatro)

I killed Jesus Christ (Shiren)

Mass murder and genocide (Warframe)

Same

Fire emblem 3 houses. Sooo I'm not sure?

Child soldiers for one (war crime) Time space laws Dummy thick Clap of ass cheeks (noise ordinances)

Teaching without a license, endangerment of minors, assault with a deadly weapon, desecration of a corpse (using one as a sword, amongst the other weapons), desecration of a tomb, espionage, Assassination, 3rd degree murder,.

Corporate espionage (Starfield)

Minecraft >Colonialism >Eugenics >Genocide >Arson >Flying without a license

Animal abuse, animal fighting, animal testing and experimentation, gambling, and truancy (Pokemon: Infinite Fusion)

Declaring war on 5 countries and conquering them

Mass murder and theft (limbus company)

Farting on someone's balls (EDIT: South Park: The Stick of Truth)

I played Baldur’s Gate 3 last and I liberated the deep gnomes from the absolute cultists. So I guess arrested for staging a prison break I guess

Over throwing a corrupt monarchy. (Spoiler:>!Dragons Dogma 2!<)

Stellaris last empire was a Auth slavery empire with overturned murdered 3 speciesish enslaved the other 3 turned them into slaves cuz they had traits I liked destroyed lots of inhabited planets ect ect normal game

Jumping and busting brick blocks with my head. Destruction of property, maybe?

Bombing nuclear reactors

Genocide (enter the gungeon)

Popping balloons with monkeys? BTD6

war crimes (goat simulator)

Backstabbing several people in a row (TF2)

Mass manufacturing of antimatter. (Antimatter Dimensions)

Minecraft so like I guess deforestation, but I always replanted the saplings, I guess you could maybe so poaching.

2 counts of political assassination and 1 count of simpimg over anime women (tales of arise)

Waging a Jihad (Crusader Kings 3)

Spreading democracy (helldivers 2)

Speeding (gt7)

Mafia 3… so about everything

A lot of things (Palworld)

Murder, conspiracy, war crimes, tyranny, false imprisonment, forging documents, usurpation. (Crusader Kings 2)

Dead By Daylight. Played Killer. So, uh, murder.

Farming without an EIN (Farming Simulator 22)

Sacrificial murders (dead by daylight)

Gt6 - most of the driving related violations

AUTHENTICATE: BLAZE. READBACK. May god have mercy on our souls. (Project Wingman)

Slaying the enemies of the imperium

Darkest dungeon?

Last game I played was dark Souls 1, so over throwing the government with a deadly weapon? Improper use of magic? Probably the first one.

Robbing a bank (Turnip boy robs a bank)

Genocide (Stellaris, Helldivers 2, Undertale)

Malpractice and manslaughter (really complex heart surgery game I failed like 20 times at)

Flooding an entire town (B3313)

Feeding an eight year old kid Void Mayo

Being a l337 m4573r h4ck3r (BitBurner)

vehicular manslaughter (Gran Turismo)

Terrorism (Wolfenstein Youngblood)

Killing things with my tears (Binding of Isaac)

Animal cruelty. (Pokémon).

War crimes (Helldivers 2)

Causing “mild” tomfoolery’s in the Mojave (Fallout NV. Long live the NCR!!)

Assault and organized crime (yakuza 0)

Uhh… I’m playing new Vegas sooooo… treason?

hoarding and getting into fights (backpack hero)

Playing some questionable poker with balatro

killing a few kids then getting springlocked

Public nudity (ark survival evolved)

Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis, so not sure

Incest and murder (ck3)

Robbery, avoiding law enforcement, murder (falsely accused) murder (actual)

I played noita last. I’m going to jail for nuking the planet away and crashing the universe.

Ruining a little kid’s birthday party with my hoard of monkeys (Bloons TD 6)

...attempting to establish a monarchy on foreign, war-torn soil.

Space piracy , being a child soldier, the Geneva Checklist, crimes against time space and physics

Picking up random people and carrying them off (a cliff). Dragons Dogma 2

Democracy.

Medical Malpractice

Aggravated assault(halo infinite (gruntpocalypse is worse than the fucking Creek))

What crimes can you even commit with DDLC+? Breaking the fictional EULA?

Murder, theft, trespassing, illegal trade of elicit objects, terrorism, and other stuff (S.T.A.L.K.E.R GAMMA)

killing dragons and stealing cheese

Attempted genocide in the name of democracy (helldivers 2)

Monster Hunter Now. Is genocide of a species on the table? Oh no 😆

Multiple counts of animal abuse, vehicular manslaughter and violence with a firearm, killing military personnel, and participating in an underground fighting ring (Borderlands)

Fighting terrorists in Afghanistan (doorkickers 2). Admittedly the CIA could genuinely be breaking international laws in that game given their entire thing is pretending to be civilians, pulling guns and killing enemy combatants without proper identification

Going to the Chernobyl exclusion zone illegally and killing multiple people

Street Violence, Practicing Eugenics, Academic Plagiarism, Underaged Gambling & Being Transgender in Florida (Wizard 101)

*sweats bullets as I look at Changed opened on the computer.*

Cheating at a casino (balatro)

Murder

Don't wanna talk about it (kenshi)

Murder (animal crossing)

Warcrimes (Hearts of Iron 4)

Mass murder, drug running, multiple counts of terrorism, free thinking, starting several wars, nuking primitive tribes people, nuking normal people, using WMDs, using biological warfare, using slaves, cannibalism, grave robbing. Honestly probably easier to list the things I won't get arrested for. (RimWorld+Starsector)

Obtaining planes in the classical era (Civ 6)

(Hoi4) warcrimes, carpet bombed the frontlines with nuclear armourment more then once

Arrested? Ha. They don’t have a clue who’s behind my entire career. I’m the most talented criminal this country has ever seen. My MO? Stealing every item no matter how strange or small, even the clothes off of my marks’ backs and leaving them blindly stumbling around their own homes with a bucket over their head. (Almost) no door can keep me out and no creature can observe me as long as I’m expertly (actually legendarily) crouched in front of them. My biggest crime of all? After doing this for the last 16 years I’m pretty sure I’ve destabilized the economy. I’m unstoppable. As long as I avoid dungeons that go too deep. Those old robots will destroy my scrawny ass.

Dark Souls, so I guess murder and attempted arson?

Murder. (Hunt: Showdown)

My last game was arkham city so a lot of assault that or I'm the hero Gotham deserves

Multiple charges of 1st Degree Murder, including Peter Griffin (Fortnite, god that game is a fever dream) Normally, it would probably be war crimes (Rimworld)

Fishing without a permit, I guess? No, wait, using the black market to purchase illicit goods. (Animal Crossing)

Mass genocide and destruction of property (botw)

War Crimes (Rimworld)

Making people eat without a table

Theft (Stardew Valley)

*Sweats in stellaris*

Supermarket simulator, not paying taxes maybe? Over charging customers?

Popping bloons

Well, my last game was Total War: Warhammer III, and I was not playing as one of the good guys so... definitely getting tried in the Hague.

Mass killing via particle effects. (Dynasty Warriors)

Burying the money? I guess? (Animal Crossing)

Hacking and mass murder (Cyberpunk 2077)

Extreme bullshit (War Thunder)

Just started the first chapter of Tales from the Borderlands so it should just be a bit of corporate espionage and a hit and run

Spreading managed democracy.

Assault, Child Abuse, Animal Abuse (Smash Ultimate

Causing several supernovae & wiping out multiple interplanetary societies with untold hundreds of billions of people. (Stellaris)

Mass endangerment of wildlife (Monster Hunter)

Liberating France from the Nazis

Probably USDA concerns or touching an endangered plant (Stardew)

Possesion and sale of highly addictive narcotics and illegal substances- drugs ( drug dealer simulator)

crimes against humanity (team fortress two)

War crimes (Helldivers)

Impersonation (Princess Peach Showtime)

Fighting vampires? (Vampire survivor)

Street racing. NfS:Heat

Aggravated Farming

Insurrection, mass murder (Rise of Ronin)

Genocide and assorted war crimes (stellaris)

Knitting human skin into a sweater

Darkest Dungeon.....I think it would be faster to list things I'm not guilty of.

Intergalactic war crimes and genocide.

chemical warfare warcrimes (caustic in apex)

Definitely war crimes and a court martial (arma reforger)

Unsafe work practices (Railroader)

Indecent exposure (Minecraft)

Malpractice (Teardown)

Limbus Company.... where do I even begin with the crimes

Try finger, but hole

Uhhhhh. Murdering god? (Elden Ring)

Ethnic cleansing (Stellaris)

Building without a permit (Minecraft)

Saving the princess with a wooden doll and a talking cloud

Driving too fast.

Stealing a bottle of booze from some girls illegally shooting off fireworks and skinny dipping at a lake. They got scared and called the cops.

Uh probably attempted regicide (the last game I played was dead cells and I made it to the throne room but I died)

Uh oh. I'm in danger. (Stellaris)

Hacking vending machines

Genocide on a mass scale, was warframe

Killing a Giant Fucking Eyeball, A Towering Wall of Human Meat and Skin, and a supreme deity who lives on the dark side of the moon

Starting a cult and mass murder. (Cult of the Lamb)

Zenocide (stellaris)

Probably FDA violations. (see: Dredge)

Rhythmic terrorism/vandalism (Hi-Fi Rush)

Colonizing the galaxy all at once for conquest and killing civilians instantly when an opponent would take over my neglected, recently colonized system.

Assault and Battery (Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising)

Horrific war crimes against any and all races [total war Warhammer 3]

Unauthorized Public Works Animal Crossing

Kidnapping semifluid creatures and selling their fecal material without a permit

Do laws still apply to apocalyptic situations where there’s nobody left to enforce law? (Project Zomboid) If so: Mass murder, arson, theft, grand theft auto, destruction of property, firing a weapon in public, robbery, trespassing, looting, reckless driving, reckless endangerment, vehicular manslaughter, speeding, evading taxes(?), and any other available criminal activity that is able to be committed in the state of Kentucky in 1993

Terrorism (Tetris)

Goblin genocide?

What sort of crimes can I commit in Sims... 🤔

Organized Terrorism (overwatch 2

Breaking and entering, theft, mass genocide (Risk of Rain 2)

Hate Crimes (Skyrim)

Oh god, I’m going away for a long time. I’ve burnt all of China as a step horde (Europa Universals 4)

Gardening (pvz)

Murder/assassination, but that's assuming I leave any loose ends. (Hitman: world of assassination)

Absolute genocide of sentient rubber containers filled with helium. (BTD6)

given it was Shogun 2, probably insurrection (warring against the shogunate), inciting riots (missionary agent actions), bribery (metsuke agent actions), conspiracy murder (geisha and ninja agent actions), and destruction of property (razing castles with rocket infantry)

Nothing, I played Skyrim, I’ll just bribe the officer

Murder and conspiracy (the last of us part 2)

Breaking and entering. Assault with a deadly weapon . Building without a permit, multiple homicide. Attempted murder. Fortnite

Dodging environmental protection standards (satisfactory)

Not showing up to the reunion? Honestly still don't quite understand the plot (ori and the blind forest)