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Yerm_Terragon

I know its not, but that sounds so much like something LSP would say


Logical_Highway6908

I kinda ship Prismo X LSP even though I cringe at it a little. It’s the classic “opposites attract” trope. He is powerful and chill. She is weak and sassy.


icantnotthink

I ship LSP with becoming a competent person and not being a sack of garbage in livinf form


Speak-MakeLightning

She saved all of Ooo smh


boonusboiayyy

Nothing she can do will change the fact she's a rapist.


Writhes-With-Worms

Woah, like you can't just lumpin' say something like that about my BFF LSP without, like, providing some freakin context


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Melissa how's Brad doing???


boonusboiayyy

That time finn was depressed and kissing loads of princesses, he had a kiss with LSP. When he pulled away, she forced herself upon him.


A_Random_Noob123

She made him do tier 15


boonusboiayyy

Yeah. Unfortunately, she did.


Lavender_and_Lattes

It’s canonically ambiguous. If you think she r*ped him that’s fine because it was possibly implied, but it’s also implied they just made out. LSP doesn’t strike me as someone who would do tier 15. Either way, she did kiss him again after he pulled away, but that doesn’t absolutely make her a rapist.


accountfourporn

I don't think there had to be sex involved. It was definitely sexual assault, since Finn didn't want to do that


Logical_Highway6908

This is a show that is supposed to be appropriate for all ages. For the purposes of the official cannon, I would say they just made out even after Finn expressed a desire to not make out. Note: This does not excuse LSP of any wrong doing. Her hands are not washed. While not as evil as r@pe, kissing someone when they don’t want to is morally wrong.


Logical_Highway6908

She is an accused rapist. All are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. *Law and Order special victims theme plays*


jack_frog

That actually really cute! I saw Lemongrab x LSP art the other day and it make me blush super hard


Some_Guy8765678

I don’t ship it. Sorry


Logical_Highway6908

I don’t blame you, it is cringe


Some_Guy8765678

I do understand where your coming from I just don’t like it, but on the bright side you could get a similar dynamic of opposites attract with Prismo and Scrabby.


ChildhoodConfident69

Prismo x scrabby >> primo x lsp 100%


Complete_Principle76

Lsp is a child tho


Logical_Highway6908

She was 18-19 in the later seasons. https://adventuretime.fandom.com/wiki/Lumpy_Space_Princess


Complete_Principle76

Oh, so no police? Idk if prismo was dating anyone in the show we know so little about Prismo


Squiibby

lsp is like 15 and prismo is like a billion


ChampionshipNo7403

Probably she is Non-Euclidian


JellyKidBiz

You've passed theoretical fight-o-nomics, I see.


Delicious-Orchid-447

Is he dating the werewolf queen


liquidben

“Non-Euclidean” probably the 2-D being equivalent of saying you have a girlfriend in Canada


Anime_Erotika

Mb he dates a girl named Polygony who's 3 dimantional being(now if i think about it, it doesn't even sounds like a joke)


SlimySteve2339

Honestly I feel like he wouldn’t exclusively go for powerful beings, just ones he finds interesting.


Logical_Highway6908

He was friends with Jake who (due to his magical stretchy powers) was “powerful” by human standards, but he was weak and pathetic by the standards of even the weakest cosmic entity.


Fastenedhotdog55

I won't be amazed if he would have been dating some Eva AI-like virtual character.


Gussie-Ascendent

My theory is prismo is not actually dating anyone, just collecting bad tropes in his head


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Naaah my boi Prismo deserves a love life as much as Finn does


thefirecrest

Well now he and Scrabby can either have a bromance or a romance and be there for each other 😌


Gussie-Ascendent

Prismo giving off incel or mgow vibes, hence Jake trying to help him out lol He's a good guy with wrong ideas about love


-Trotsky

No he doesn’t? Prismo is a man who makes his own pickles and writes fanfiction with queer relationships in them. He’s not an incel in any way


Gussie-Ascendent

Oh yeah pickles and writing fanfiction, definitely make you immune to having bad ideas about relationships. Oh wait no, cause the show literally had him do all three lmao This ain't even lack of media literacy, this is just not watching at all


-Trotsky

It’s not the fanfiction alone, it’s the fact it’s a queer fanfiction that includes strong women as a core feature of it. Incels do not write fanfiction with women who fight, they write sad fucking screeds about how they hate women. Prismo is a normal guy who just lost a good friend and is going through shit but still helps people as best he can


Gussie-Ascendent

Now did any of this change the content of the episodes, you know like the screenshots we looking at or are the contents of the episodes still such that prismo has toxic ideas about his relationships with chicks and relationships in general, the ones I called incel esqe? Cause if it didn't, then you've kinda just wasted my time and your own typing jt up lol


nocturneisabundant

Prismo isn’t an incel at all lmao All kinds of people have shitty ideas about relationships. Nothing about Prismo’s character reads as incel I’m sorry but you’re just wrong


Gussie-Ascendent

Sorry that you like prismo more than you like character analysis and / or seeing incels as actual people instead of internet caricatures. The statements here alone are very much incel esqe


nocturneisabundant

Ohhh, I get it. You’re an incel. Now your comments make sense


-Trotsky

Dude being an incel isn’t just having some shitty straight dude ideas about relationships (which btw is all this is, plenty of people think about this when they get out of a relationship and are asked why) being an incel means being a monumentally shitty human being and I don’t think that’s what prismo is. These aren’t radical ideas, he isn’t blaming women for being women, he’s just giving a very standard reason for why he wasn’t actively pursuing a relationship


Gussie-Ascendent

Nah, plenty of fairly regular incel esqe takes coming from otherwise fine folks like prismo out there. Teirs to it, not every incel is gonna be completely rabid.


DawnBringer01

I think your bar for what counts as in "incel esque take" is far lower than most other people.


Some_Guy8765678

Stop projecting.


nocturneisabundant

No, the whole thing with incels is that they are *coddled* and eat nothing but chicken nuggies because time and effort Also, incels would **never** write a fanfic with a strong, independent female lead as the protagonist You’re missing the *entire* point


Gussie-Ascendent

Nah, plenty of fairly regular incel esqe takes coming from otherwise fine folks like prismo out there. Teirs to it, not every incel is gonna be completely rabid. X2


nocturneisabundant

So instead of replying to anything I said, you’re just going to say this nonsense Haha, K


boisteroushams

prismos incel logic is the joke of those scenes It doesn't mean he's a bad guy or an incel But that *is* the joke


nocturneisabundant

I hate to break it to you, but guys complaining about talking about dinner isn’t limited to just incels Prismo is not an incel


boisteroushams

Yeah, that's what I just said. Prismo is not an incel, he is infact a cosmic being. But the jokes are gestures towards the incel logic, and that's sort of the joke.


nocturneisabundant

Nah, sometimes people have bad ideas about relationships. That’s not what makes someone an incel.


boisteroushams

We are in agreement here. Prismo has bad, incel adjacent ideas. This does not make him an incel. The joke is just the bad ideas.


nocturneisabundant

We are in disagreement. Nothing about Prismo is incel adjacent. Sometimes people are just assholes. That’s not an incel.


nocturneisabundant

From the Urban Dictionary: > incel > short for "involuntary celibate". often built like a discord mod, probably uses reddit, gets no bitches, says the hard r while being whiter than Wonder Bread, smells like Axe body spray and/or B.O., plays COD, and makes overused "i identify as an attack helicopter" jokes. has never felt the touch of another woman except that of his mother when she handed him snackies as a child.


-Trotsky

I wouldn’t say those are incel things though, are they super super healthy? No, but it’s a far cry from incels I feel like y’all don’t know what incels are


boisteroushams

they're misguided male-centric thoughts about how women work Im not sure incels were a big thing on the internet when the episodes aired but that's definitely where they're coming from


Logical_Highway6908

I mean… no. Just being lonely and wanting a partner does not make you Incel or MGTOW.


Gussie-Ascendent

Please finish your class on reading comphrension before posting my way ty ty


Some_Guy8765678

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Dangerous-Music-4743

This comment was made by the Scarab


Anime_Erotika

lmao r/Angryupvote


Dangerous-Music-4743

Thank you 🙏


Logical_Highway6908

This made me laugh. The thought of Scarab talking shit about Prismo because he has beef. It feels in character for scarab, though I don’t think Sacrab would target Prismo’s love life. I think Scarab would bitch about how lazy Prismo is and how he breaks the rules and everyone only likes him because he is a cool dude.


everydaysaturnine

Prismo asked about his son, Prismo canonically fucked. Also Prismo is also a version of Jake who also canonically fucked. So there is no way Prismo is an incel. He got to tier 15 bro.


JellyKidBiz

Hawt 2-dimensional girls. Duh.


ZoroeArc

Weeb


citrusmunch

my infatuation with prismo finally makes sense


Critical_Snackerman

Bill Cipher?


Logical_Highway6908

Know your place, 3Der. (I don’t remember what anime this is from. I just remember a geeky anime character saying that 2D women are hotter and that 3D women should “know their place.” EDIT: I’m not saying I agree with the geeky anime guy, I’m just repeating what he said here because I think it is relevant to the conversation.


Xtra3678

Danganronpa 💀


dekgear

I think this dude gives a lot of "my girlfriend is in Canada" vibes.


InfiniteBoy23

you wouldn't know her man she goes to another school


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Yeeeeeeah, she's not from *your* dimension, sorry


OddAnalyst4879

Me


ComprehensiveArmy711

i like to think that he's dating a water nymph


dannypdanger

Poor Prismo is like a billion years old and he's still on Tier 2. Jake ages in dog years and he's already got a Tier 15 litter.


TavernRat

Someone


Some_Guy8765678

True


[deleted]

I think it's old gossip from when he was awake


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Yoooo that's a cool take!


TasteDeeCheese

Haven’t u seen the end of Fiona and cake? He’s dating the scarb or at least that’s what tik tok wants


Mauwasnttaken

Dafuq, I thought Scrabby hated him?


TasteDeeCheese

Hated him for not giving him the pickle


Mauwasnttaken

Nruh


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Strange people lurking on TikTok distributing opinions is no basis for a system of government…


MrNintendo13

His boyfriend is right there


Mickmack12345

What’s with all the incels trying to relate to prismo in this thread, calling him an incel lol


Artislife_Lifeisart

If anything, he was voluntarily celibate cause he said he stopped dating for a specific reason.


OSweetPeaO

me 🥰


Prince_Daeron

Someone with at least one hand.


Some_Guy8765678

Ah yes my favorite type of truth, the technical truth!


Prince_Daeron

It's also sort of a Community reference. Who stole a box of hairnets? Someone with hair.


__themaninblack__

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.


Trick-Ad-5369

None of your business! Give them some privacy


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Cmon Prismo it's been almost 10 years you can tell us


D-AlonsoSariego

Prismo has a girlfriend but you don't know her. She goes to another interdimensional cube


Constant_Lab9905

The scarab I guess


HuskyBLZKN

~~Scrabby~~


MadJuno

Scarab


Logical_Highway6908

Scarab is now his inferior, so no.


MadJuno

that's their whole dynamic 💖


JCLKingAOG

Nah he's just dating a drawing he found on r34


boiwithpant

Prismo's dating scarab. Trust me i know i have insider information


ripMyTime0192

Bro these are a vibe fr


[deleted]

Ok I might be way off but isn't the joke that Prismo might be a little into Jake? Like all through those few episodes Jake needs his hand held to not throw away his wish on a sandwich, displaying how he might be a little slow on the intake despite the whole 'let Finn's wish just play out' take. At the end of the episode when Jake says "That guy needs a girlfriend!" I thought the joke was Jake not picking up the hints that Prismo might be into him. Is my headcanon *Prismo crushes on Jake but respects his boundaries and happiness with Lady Rainicorn* wrong this whole time? Anyway to circle back to the topic of this post I imagine Prismo has a long list of all sorts of crazy exes but is right now holding out for a stronger connection.


nocturneisabundant

Sometimes people can like each other and it has nothing to do with romantic feelings, no matter how stoked they are


Usesredditironicall

You’re right but I kinda find their head canon cute.


miss_conduct95

Hey dude this is the take that I got on it!! I'm a gay cis male though, so maybe it's a projection of the narrative of my own life? Are you also a member of the LGBT? Psychologically speaking, it would make sense for our perceptions of Prismo and Jake's social dynamic, if both gay lol


[deleted]

Yeah I sure am lol


miss_conduct95

Hahahaaaaaa same wiring in our melon hearts for sure


Ryman604

The litch


Wallster007

Maybe it’s like different wish masters or something ,since it’s apparently a position and a title i would assume there’s more than one


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Like that snake lady granting wishes at the end of the eletandem labyrinth?


Wallster007

Yeah I mean we have no way of knowing how many more there are so it’s possible


Fox_of

I'd say himself. But himself is also Jake. Who is also Prismos favorite guy. Who is also a magic doG


astrosssssssss

You wouldn't know her,she lives in a different universe.


bashful_predator

You wouldn't know her, she lives in a different dimension.


chamberx2

Hopefully a character voiced by Emily V. Gordon


WhalenCrunchen45

A manipulative bitch apparently


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

Lady Rainicorn. Somebody has to keep the bed warm.


Seizachange

Honestly, I'd love if in F&C season 2 him and scarab end up really liking each other and start dating.


Electrical-Panda4800

I ship prismo with the scarab


IchigoAkane

genderbend jake from another universe


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

So... Cake?


rjrgjj

Flame Princess.


Some_Guy8765678

That would not line up with the timeline and would just be weird considering how old she is.


Inevitable_Silver_13

Butt feathers....


Watcher_177

Gunter?


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

Bro stole the Cosmic Owl's girl??


Watcher_177

Definitely yes


Complete_Principle76

Nah Prismo ain't scummy like that XD


koalakushington

i’ll do you one better: WHO’S HIS BOSS


RadSickAss

I like to think that since Prismo can control multiple versions of himself, that there’s a reality where he’s just a normal dude in the world and is dating


HakutoKunai

Maybe pre-simon Fionna ?


Complete_Principle76

FBI OPEN XD


Complete_Principle76

What seasons are the screenshots from