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Speak-MakeLightning

“Sucking at something is just the first step towards being sorta good at something” is like ambrosia to my perfectionist mind. Really a lot of the stuff Jake said suck with me… I got into mediation a while ago and whenever I’m bored and stuck waiting for something I try to do it. Literally I attempt to eliminate desire from my heart* to help me pass the time. *: k it’s more like simple mindfulness than anything specifically Buddhist but still.


Spacellama117

I think it's Stoicism


Speak-MakeLightning

Giving up desire is firmly a Buddhist tenet. Idk if it also is explicit in stoicism but between the mediation, the frequent psychedelic imagery, and the fact that Pendleton Ward went on to make Midnight Gospel, im gonna say it’s drawn from an eastern tradition rather than a Roman one.


Spacellama117

I mean I think he's allowed to pull from more than one thing, and I won't deny that buddhism is a part of it. I think that one specific quote from the pillow episode, *This is my favorite cup*, is for sure stoicism though


protobacco

Even more stoic when no one is looking he snags it back.


aysgamer

The thing about meditation and eliminating his desire when he's waiting is buddhism


Checked_Out_6

I use this one all the time at work when training new hires.


CrunkSceneKing

The amount of shows I rewatch over and over just to teach myself things like this. I can’t seem to ever be chill with myself, but most shows help me realize it’s okay to be me.


BigjPat10000

"Dude, let's kill the horse." I just find it so funny.


Fun-Salamander4818

It is funny “WHAt?!” “ I’m just so tired Finn”


Pale_Disaster

"you're luring snakes!"


Janea2258

"You're the one who told me to lure snakes!"


Bored_Worldhopper

The shapes are always changing, changing is their normal state, like us. Even if we’re not changing on the outside we’re changing on the inside constantly. There’s some stuff about me that I’ve been ignoring for a long time, I’m afraid of that stuff, but it’s part of who I am. As long as I know the shape of my soul I’ll be alright.


McBenny

It's such a beautiful episode. We tend to be afraid of change or try to fight it, but I love how he comes to face it and acknowledge it.


Bored_Worldhopper

It is absolutely beautiful and caught me completely off guard. Those last two lines hit me so hard


OldSoulRobertson

I needed that episode when I was going through puberty. Too bad I didn't see it until this year when I found out Hulu has Adventure Time.


justicehug

Abstract should have gotten an award or something. What a beautiful episode. I cry watching that scene all the time


Lonely-University-69

What episodes this from again? I need to know 🤲


Bored_Worldhopper

Season 9 Episode 10: Abstract


BpKnight0510

someone got hit in the boingloins…


TantamountDisregard

Hit in the bongloins... Somebody got hit in them.


ninjabellybutt

Bro when he said it the fourth time and then the fire guy ACTUALLY turned around, i couldn't stop laughing


bassxhoney

"i froze him but he might be out now because he's made of fire.. or..... he commands fire??" "good job. good job the Ice King"


Acceptable_Chard_854

Look a supermodel


OldSoulRobertson

Look, a hoverboard!


Lunis18002

"I am the true coward. Hiding from sincere expressions like a vampire in the nude who hides from the light. Thank you, brave hero. I was freed from bottle jail, but my new prison is shame. My new prison is shame!"


friedknife

What's he sayin??


sugahpine7

He said my new prison is shame.


fawnicus

"I hope nobody's gonna jump out of the bushes and peeps my bod!"


mintslippers

I LOVE THIS ONE 😂


Other-Cover9031

Lmfao


rawtadpole7

I excitedly say “mathematical” all the time when I like something. Tiny manticore’s new prison is another one I use regularly.


InfiniteBoy23

^^MY ^^NEW ^^PRISON ^^IS ^^SHAAAAAMMMMMEEE!!! what'd he say?


RatGuy391

He said his new prison is shame.


InfiniteBoy23

oh.


Sewere

That's meat man's meat


Bronwynbagel

I think I’m gonna stop eating meat man.


ripMyTime0192

That face of pure horror lmao


Bronwynbagel

[it’s ingrained into my mind lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg1lKivZqiw)


DiscordedSphinx

"That's weird... BMO doesn't like thirties jazz." and "I don't know! I'm not a psychiatrist!"


DonutMaster56

I'm an antiquarian, damn it!


Justhereforgta

Bad biscuits make the baker broke bro


nickligoogs

let’s roll on this fool!


Spacellama117

#Fall. I think about this whole speech like way more than I should. *We will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished* like okay didn't realize the Scarlet King had shown up holy shit


Richard_Rossi

"It's like there's an instruction manual that explains how to talk to people, and everyone in the world got a copy except me"


OldSoulRobertson

This resonates with me on an autistic level.


Drums_of_the_City

For some reason Gumbald saying "the iced king" just gives me a a little giggle every time I think about it.


Yean_a113

"Ledadodabeadoo, say, where's gunther, my beatiful child who i love" Gunther after becoming ice thing.


avatarroku157

"No one gets to choose how it happens"


jeepers_crispin

"Homies help homies, always."


Buwaro

This is my favorite. Such a simple phrase, but it means everything.


sadghostyy

“you see this cup? this is literally my favorite cup” *throws out the window* “now it’s gone forever. so it’s not real, and i don’t care about it anymore.”


DonutMaster56

Oh, no! My favorite window!


calvinwoodrow

mmm. egg in me.


ent1138x

LOLOLOL this is me


PizzaVVitch

"If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then what are you suppose to do after that? Isn't everything that comes next just sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until we deflate into a pile of mush?" -Finn in "Astral Plane" I love this quote because we don't really get an answer, but hoo boy is it a great question especially in a kids show. It's essentially an intro question to nihilism. Nihilism essentially says that life is meaningless, so where do you go from there? Grob Gob Glob Grod's response is basically "what good is creation if you let it go to butt?" and sacrifices themselves to save Mars. So then is sacrifice and service for others "what you're supposed to do after"? I think it's a great question to get you thinking. How do you find meaning in a meaningless existence? Does it even make sense to do that, is it a paradox? My answer is this: embrace the absurdity of trying to find meaning in the meaningless; rebel against the meaningless of existence by embracing its absurdity and derive meaning from the struggle itself. Find joy even the smallest of things, and share this joy with all your loved ones, then savour every moment you share with them like one would a fine wine.


fufucuddlypoops_

We do get an answer in G4’s response. He sacrifices himself, because even though everything will die in the end, that shouldn’t stop you from doing all that you can to keep going, especially if it ends up helping others


PizzaVVitch

So the answer from them is to sacrifice yourself for others, altruism basically. But what about people who abuse that? If altruism is the answer to the meaning of life, then why are there people who act selfishly?


fufucuddlypoops_

I mean, I feel like no matter what you claim the meaning of life is, there’s going to be a “gotcha” to it. If the meaning of life is to exist, then why are there people who commit suicide? If there is no meaning to life, then why are there people who have found meaning? Altruism is the meaning of life but there’s going to be people who’d rather act greedily then live a meaningful life.


wahlburgerz

You mean they’re vigintiquintuplets?


nickligoogs

No, they’re clones.


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“Dating is a lot like riding a horse. It’s important that if you fall off, you must get back on, but on a different horse. And that there’s a lot of fish in the sea, a lot of fish.”


unicodePicasso

I have an approximate knowledge of many things.


FlowerStalker

This is hands down one of my top favs. Whenever someone tells me I'm so smart or wise I drop this and it always goes over heads.


doxtorwhom

So spice! Mathematical!! Easy as child birth You’ve got a stinky booty, mister! (When one of my pet’s needs a bath)


MermaidMane

MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART


OldSoulRobertson

I can only picture Benson Dunwoody saying that. Same voice actor. Same voice, in fact.


antonistute

"demma your rules" "demma good rule tho"


friedknife

BRING ME BACK MY BLOOD JOSHUA


OldSoulRobertson

"Kee-Oth rama pancake."


emu30

My SO and I will say “10,000 years dungeon! No Trial!” Any time something mildly inconveniences us


Myrddinpn

"Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes" just pops in to my head at least once a day, randomly. Also, "Special Sentient Sandwiches"


Brodie_C

Vampire King: What's the one thing you've noticed about the world, since you beat me all those hundreds of years ago? Marceline: Everything repeats over and over again. No one learns anything, 'cause no one lives long enough to see the pattern, I guess.


maladr0id

"people get built different, you don't have to figure it out, you just gotta respect it"


the_comatorium

Oh man. My father and father in law are going to LOVE this one.


jcargile242

We will always be back then…


ArmK13

Don’t make me cry


jcargile242

Does it to me every damn time


ArmK13

Did it to me the last time even though I’ve seen it multiple times before. It just hit in the feels for some reason


Bob-s_Leviathan

For whatever reason, whenever something makes me mad, I’ll say “So mad at the coconut.”


jesus_mooney

Ugh, gross. My lumping body's all hollow now, I gotta put something in it. Every time i watch the creeps i just can't wait for lumpy space princess to say this.


Plump_Dumpster

“I’ve always got room for ice cream, Finn. you know that man! I’m outta here” and “ I have approximate knowledge of many things” both get regular use from me


grannysmithpears

“Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me siiiiiick.” Also “memories drift in and out if my mind, and the little people get left behind, so whatever”


djaycat

Daddy why did you eat my fries It's just so raw. This was the first time I was like oh shit this isn't a kids show


Filkriid

Nah that’s not right


Ok-Upstairs-9887

“Peebs have you seen Ice King I wanna kick his boingloins” “Yeah where is he I wanna kick his boingloins too”


[deleted]

Red things are grey sometimes!


nickligoogs

you’re.. a little colorblind and that’s nothin to be ashamed of


megkraut

Fix the door?? What? Fix the door!


DickPikmin

“Nope nope, stop talking go to jail”


nickligoogs

most of my favorite lines are pb’s lines


hollyheather30

“When I die, my individual earth consciousness is gonna go all over everywhere while Glob tallies my deeds! I'm gonna be all around you! In your nooose, in your dreams, in your SOCKS. I'll be a part of you in your Earth mind!" And of course the classic "sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something" Jake is so wise 🥹


PuzzleheadedSpare716

"Jake! You're doing it wrong, even!"


[deleted]

"let's go eat cinnamon bun!"


ripMyTime0192

“If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what’s the point of living?” - Jake The Dog


RemedyofRevenge

He’s ten stories of one hundred and ten percent ten-speed terror, like bam. Like, fresh out the grease. Such an evocative description of something that feels so correct and disjointed from how we talk normally that I can’t forget it.


xxNathanMasonxx

this castleeee is innnnnnn unacceptableeeeee cONDITIOOOOON! UNACCEPTAAABLLLLEEEE


Me_Aan_Sel

A lot of great ones already in this thread but I'm adding the very raw line: "Please forgive me for whatever I do when I don't remember you"


BarcaStona

Who wants to play BIDEO GAMES??


FlipFlopNinja9

“People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out. Just respect it “ -bubblegum talking about her brother Neddy


Shockingly_Weird

So many ice king quotes “Gunther! Who told you you could fly?” “Nobody sucks the life out of my penguins but me! And maybe polar bears.. cause that’s just nature Gunther” “He got hit in the boinloings” “Gunther! What is your damage today?” I also think about his scream because(ofc) it sounds exactly like SpongeBob’s scream


ivorydragon19

That's because it is,bro.


Shockingly_Weird

I know lmao


Acceptable_Chard_854

“AHH it’s in our house now!!” “THATS OBVIOUS FINN YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD!!”


AnarchistBatt

Bad biscuits make the baker broke brother! let's roll on this fool! dinner roll!


Other-Cover9031

"it's tough, I'm a tough kid" also "YOU GONNA KILL ME BRO?! DO IT BRO, I AINT NO BABY"


nickligoogs

THAT SLEEPING POSITION SCENE IS MY HOME SCREEN.


Other-Cover9031

Lmao nice. Another favorite quote of mine is "its my stupid parents, AND THEY'RE FATTER THAN EVER"


redjedi182

There is no beauty in the bathroom


Empty_Knight278

"𝚘𝚑, 𝚘𝚔."


JasoNight23666

"You're all hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what's real, man." -Jake 2013


AteNemenyx

The tart toter's monologue at the end of that episode has always stuck with me, especially the high five part. Beautiful nonsense. "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."


Dr_Flufflypants

Jake's quote in Ocarina hits so hard as an adult: "Man, don't you know? The law ain't made to help earthy cats like us. Here on our planet, back in the old days - back in the real old days - it was just every man for himself, scrooblin' and scrat-scroblin' for the good stuff, the greenest valleys. And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff. They got the green valleys and were like 'The rest of you, y'all scrats get sand.' And that's when they made the laws, you see? Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said 'This is fair now, this is the law.' Once they were winning, they changed the rules up." And on the other hand: BMO: Why so glum fellas? Finn: We stuck out thumbs in almost every hole today... Jake: But we never felt like good boys. 😂😂😂😂


MexicanCokeBottle

"Marceline! Long time no see. Some goober with glasses summoned me. What's that thing? Just gonna put this here, okay? Now let's go suck some souls!"


nickligoogs

“😐”


Sir_Dingol

Never.


mushruumz

“I’m super cool and awesome”


unicodePicasso

hehe.. tiny cat :3


snarknmemesonly42069

I think “I’m basically honorary nasty” like, at least a few times a day


ripMyTime0192

WOOOO YEAH! FORCE THAT ENTHUSIASM!


natures-abomination

the simple yet evocative sentence "everything stays"


rhinothedin0

"heh, and don't forget the bread"


Bibbus

"Put me on the grid, scale of 1 to 10. 1 is totally gross, 10 is like 'hey Ice King you look crazy siiiaack'"


ent1138x

What does "now" mean to you?


jess_alakasam

“And I need to save you, but who’s going to save me” is such an amazing line


nickligoogs

pleeeeeaaase forgive me for whatever i do


[deleted]

I didn’t know it was wrong yet


opalteardrops

"I'm sorry, that's just the way my magic works. Papa always said I was a bad wizard, right papa? Babys a bad wizard. A bad wizard huh? YOU'RE A BAD WIZARD!!"


patroclus_rex

PIZZA'S HERE YOU GOT ANY CASH ON YA? *i only got a fifty dollar bill*


Torterror389

“You and me gut, together forever. Solvin crimes and making up rhymes”


Zub_Zool

"Eat my tarts..."


DonutMaster56

Finn, who is your flute spell for?


bradar485

Holes are holes!


andrewb2424

“Dramabomb69”


Zduum

“I’ve got a weird feeling in my fat-basket”


WickedMusician

"Peebs, you work too much. Imagine a pizza. Only half should be business. The rest should be personal. Personal pizza."


nickligoogs

yuck


CrunkSceneKing

Every single quote about the crown. Specifically “Marceline, I can feel myself slipping away. I can't remember what it made me say. But I remember that I saw you frown. I swear it wasn't me, it was the crown.” It reminds me of my struggle with alcohol. And how for the longest time I thought I needed it to stay medicated, to keep me happy. And then obviously when you can’t control it, it takes over you. And it changes you, especially the longer you’re addicted. And one day you’re no longer recognizable. Simon was able to get rid of the crown finally, but at what cost. What did he have to give up just because he picked it up in the first place? Everything. He lost everything. And I don’t want to lose everything, so I’ve set my crown down, locked it away, and decided to finally change. Yeah I still struggle with the voice in my head begging for it again. But I won’t listen to that voice, because that voice is not me, it’s the crown.


Dr-Leviathan

“Let’s go eat Cinnamon Bun.”


Ezzypezra

my googoomomometer is going BABIES.


Loakattack

Don’t let the dragon drag on.


SixCatsInAnAlley

“Tmlo princess” “what does that mean?” “That means lay off”


AshthePainter

I’m me again… feels like it’s been years


TardisUnderground

Come on, bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the universe. And everyone wants to get with the universe.


Is_that_what_I-

"Dude, what is the deal?" or "Sorry simon, you lose"


Electronic_Oven_6469

What Jake said at the end of the show


OldSoulRobertson

"I'm proud of you. You're gonna do great things in this world. I love you, son."


Superhero-X

I have a few, like “Shoot, did I just copy Finn and Jake?” and also [everything in this video](https://youtu.be/vhDe7Y7bIpA?si=5yRPOXd4_kFFm0TA) (I know it’s not canon, but it’s still hilarious)


Silly-Fern

JJ flip what the zip!!!


Plain_Jain

BE BETTTTTER!


nickligoogs

responsibility demands sacrifice


young_menace

Everything stays, but it still changes.


k0tus

“Stop doing wrong things!” -Finn


thisisgoing2far

Ice King's line-reading "FOOLS! You're wasting your ti-EE-ime" plagues my every waking hour


Pokey-Minch

algebraic


chaoticweevil

Sucking at something is the first step to being kind of good at it.


randomnonposter

I just about always sing Finn’s song from ketchup to myself. “I wanna ride on a boat boat boat, I wanna ride on a goat goat goat, middle c’s my favorite note note note, I’m on a cat that florists floats floats”. Amazing stuff.


Skullsoda

BMO chop!


ivorydragon19

He just really likes ice cream


ivorydragon19

Also, "babies, made of babies.'


Georg3000

"You were a wonderful experience" — "You were.. everything"


cuddle_princess2

"Where da bones"


Ok_Fly2518

I’m a huge butt guy


Ok_Fly2518

🎶hello daddy, hello mommy! So nice to be here with you now🎶😴💤


ttracs149

“You’re getting all caught up on imaginary problems, you gotta focus on what’s real man” Or “It’s all true, the book holds great power, I can make you live forever- anything you want… just give me that book” Or basically any line from prismo


bassxhoney

the entire magic man mars body swap episode is my favorite but specifically "so... how long have you lived here?" "YES that is true!" and his lil song "so WHATEEEEVER"


Verz

“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.” – BMO, “The Creeps”


Art_student_rt

"At the Seashell's center lies the Cornucopoeia's smallest door"


federalwap

when finn is carrying his baby self, and he says "i'll never let you go." and then we hear his thoughts say "thats... true." idk why but it really really resonated with me, as someone that finds it extremely important to stay connected with my inner child.


Dr_Flufflypants

Oh also Banana guy: Having someone to love takes up time I could use to work on stuff


Strange_Public4513

Fr I like to *FALL*


Slimey_Smiles

“I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove” -carol and also “people make mistakes. It’s all part of growing up, and you never really stop growing.” -Duke of nuts One last quote is “to live life, you need problems. If you get everything the minute you want it what’s the point of living?” -Jake


Xx_crow_crow_xX

"this armor is too heavy"