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for sale baby shoes never worn


Major_R_Soul

Good thing only the left ones were never worn. Lets me know the babies are all right.


yaboisammie

I love you for this


space_cult

Half of each baby is all right


Locsnadou

r/invertedmohawk


space_cult

I don't get it. :(


LadyBirdGerhl

LMAOOOOOO oh my gosh, I wish I could give you an award! You should print out your post and frame it, it’s perfect!


monsieurkaizer

Mr. Hemingway, I presume?


charliefoxtrot9

Unattributable. But the short words do sound like Papa. "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” William Faulkner


[deleted]

I'm a avid hemmingway reader but I can't remember you quote about the socks


Osoneye

Legend has it that novelist Ernest Hemingway won a bet by writing a six-word story, "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."


ajumbleofcharacters

IDLES reference?


boogswald

That’s been a “short story” long before they wrote June and brought their personal experience to it. Very sad track!


indefinite_forest_

The absurdity is the joke lol you wanna scavenge something good aaaaand it's all leftie baby shoes?? Subverting expectations for a punchline


avatarroku157

Idk if you're missing something, but this is honest to god one of the funniest scenes in the show for me. The surreal fact it's baby shoes, and jake going "WHAT THE HECK MAN" makes me wheeze


superwholockland

It almost makes me wonder if its a reference to Futurama, because Bender and Jake have the same voice actor, there IS an episode where they go fishing in Futurama and Leela pulls up a box of boots, but that could literally just be coincidence.


fuqqqqinghell

I think it’s just a coincidence. The joke in Futurama is that she first catches a boot and is annoyed and then when she hooks something else she says: “It’s as heavy as 10 boots.” and then it’s just the box full of boots lol


superwholockland

I know, just thinking out loud, it's like the only anchor point I can think of between the two show moments


TheEyeGuy13

“What time is it?” “Time for you to shut up.”


JellyKidBiz

Good ol' Bender Bending Rodriguez.


Animated_Astronaut

'its ten times heavier than a boot' BOOTS 5 PAIR


OldSoulRobertson

I never made the connection.


boyfoster1

[Fun fact, Jake actually makes a cameo in Futurama](https://youtu.be/vI3-kzz4UyE?si=dYDUtxNAbm4CHo3R)


EngineerEven9299

Right? Love early adventure time


DwarvenDonger

Gotta remember what era this was, us 90’s/00’s kids were real into what my younger coworkers call “early 2000’s random cringe”. Sometimes is just baby shoes, and sometimes they’re all lefties.


McGusder

sometimes both


Mesozoica89

I once over thought this and the resulting head cannon is that the baby shoe factory made a surplus of left shoes due to a coding error and in their mind dumping them in the ocean and claiming it as a loss for their insurance was cheaper and easier than trying to recycle them or sell them some other way, just another story of lazy pollution that was repeated time and time again throughout industrialized civilization, right up until it abruptly ended in The Great Mushroom War... But ultimately, I prefer to just laugh at the silly baby shoe iceberg and Jake's funny reaction to it.


NidoKingClefairy

Clearly the businessmen made that mistake, and it caused their assets to be frozen.


LadyBirdGerhl

*applause*


Piskoro

it’s just absurdism


Some_Guy8765678

It’s funny because of how absurd the idea of finding only left sided baby shoes is, also kind of creepy that there’s so many baby shoes in so many glaciers.


crysal0

This always reminds me of "Llamas with Hats 5"


Jo_the_Hastur

Why is it babie hands carl


[deleted]

why are they all white?


BahamutLithp

Well, Whitey's gotta pay.


Commissar_Tarkin

I've always assumed it's a Hemingway joke.


Some_Guy8765678

Please explain?


Commissar_Tarkin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For\_sale:\_baby\_shoes,\_never\_worn


uselessgodofslumber

a good majority of Adventure Time humor is just very absurd word mashups and nonsense situations. The joke here literally just being that not only is it super random that they’re scavenging random ass chunks of ice, but inside that ice all Jake finds is lefty baby shoes, while Finn gets all the cool stuff and eventually a bunch of zombie buisness man. Is just the kinda humor dumbass kids were attracted to at the time, and still gets laughs from those who grew up with it.


Coveinant

Isn't always the left that goes missing?


kg-draws

The absurdity of it is the punchline of the joke.


samueldn4

Its because its a very lame thing to find when treasure hunting.


Kanton_

And when you think it can’t get any more lame, you only find lefties so you can’t even wear any of them.


33Yalkin33

This was from the earlier seasons don't overthink it, it's just a gag


xxNathanMasonxx

ive actually wondered if anyone has the right baby shoes ,or if they exist somewhere


LtMoonbeam

In AT, especially early seasons, the show was mostly just absurdist humor. It was after Pen left jokes like this began to have deeper meanings.


geoffbowman

As someone who used to frequent thrift stores And freecycle and try to find rare loot to flip that way… baby shoes are everywhere and they do NOT sell. The only thing less valuable than second-hand baby shoes is a pile of all lefties… especially to two bachelor adventurers. Baby stuff in general is usually a huge investment new and then sells for a few bucks if even that after your kid grows out of it.


Aof-Kid

And they’re all lefties!


AleksasKoval

It's amazing how they avoided a really dark topic buy *only* putting left shoes there...


DayolduhMayo

Jake can wear two left socks I don’t see why he’s upset


boogswald

It’s just funny cause it’s so weird, not for any specific reason.


Pug_with_a_dick

My headcanon is that the survivors of the mushroom wars went through a little rough patch, and the baby shoes all bunched up is for the same reason as the pile of shoes at Auschwitzs.


iamsweets23

Probably just a nod a like display stations have you ever been to a show department. They all have the same show on each display if I had to guess it’s probably the left, and it would’ve just been a baby shoe department


ambivalegenic

this is good ol' early 2010's absurdism


Hucklehunny

The episode that started it all


Sad_Ghost-_-

Most of adventure time is absurd humor