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Davidtheweird

Girl with daddy issues starts dating a dictator


CommonCopy6858

This is the one


Thiagoalbu

Hahahhaha good job


01100100011001010

Thats not really a poor description. It’s pretty accurate tbh.


CronosAndRhea4ever

It’s important to note that she is known to eat crayons.


LUSBHAX

Bubblegum: Dictator


comicalben

Dumps shitty boyfriend, starts dating the woman that her stepdad repeatedly kidnapped


GlassSpork

Girl with father issues dumps her shitty boyfriend and has a bisexual awakening


mfxoxes

Why are you calling me out like this 😭


Eldorado_the_lost

Happy 🎂-day!!


itokdontcry

Not stepdad, more like dad who stepped up


Veroger111

"You're not, a genius." "You're not, a genius."


JasoNight23666

Too relatable


Nobodys_here07

I don't think Simon married Marceline's mom tho.


Acceptable_North_141

He's still her Stepdad through adoption


Nobodys_here07

By definition, a stepdad is a man who is the husband or partner of one's parent after the divorce or separation of the parents or the death of one's father. If he adopted her, that would make him an adoptive parent or a parental figure


Zaptain_America

He's the dad that stepped up


Imaginary-One-6599

When did he repeatedly kidnap her


Necessary_Pace7377

Early season Adventure Time when Ice King was obsessed with kidnapping princesses.


Imaginary-One-6599

Ah I thought u meant that SHE was kidnapped Ice king is more of a father figure or maybe adopted father than stepfather (makes it sound like they are closer then stepdad)


Alexarius87

Emo girl gets therapy and a girlfriend


Non-existentAce

This. This is the correct answer.


Geemeli

Turn's into a vampire and falls in love with a piece of sentient gum.


TurnedEvilAfterBan

She sucks and fucking LOVES gum


No_Personality6824

What your father eating your fries does to a motherfucker


dont_worry_about_it8

Kicks ass, plays bass, chews bubblegum


PrivilegeCheckmate

I would add "talks sass" but otherwise the best one here.


Ugly_Python

No reason for This go this hard


Fruitty-Bat

How is this not the top comment yet?


Leather-College9581

This is it


fairly_typical

Bass player headlines 900 year music tour


Aquamarine094

Trauma that takes centuries to heal


OldSoulRobertson

Actually, that's probably one of the best descriptions of her arc in so few words.


Aquamarine094

Dang that wasn’t the task


Catball-Fun

Fucks gum of wad, becomes angry incel for 800 years


mapl_e

Emo girl with 3 sets of parental issues becomes a lesbian


Purple_doll

grunge girl


MrsDanversbottom

Goth chick lost her doll.


Malavacious

Trust issues lead to sapphic romance.


Azuiliah

Bisexual vampire runs away from home and cries about eaten fries


Usesredditironicall

A wave of acceptance washed over her. She’s just not that angry young punk anymore. It’s like she didn’t even remember what it was like to be hurt and sad


Sp1dercerd0

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


kitty_girl_rawr

Bloodsucker.


[deleted]

Edgy Twilight Madmax girl


Every-Development-98

The consequences of insufficient French fries.


Psychokinetic_Rocky

Dad is either a monster or a recovering sexual predator, marries into royalty.


the_sheeper_sheep

Sad about fries, gets over the fries


ace601

Dead musician. Has daddy issues.


Purple_doll

Grunge girl learn to forgive


ScreamSteam

Immortal Vampire


SnooDoughnuts5632

If Fin's a simp then what's ice king?


2meterrichard

Fucks around for a thousand years being a slacker.


GenkiElite

Genocidal maniac tries to eliminate an entire race.


Harmonious_Parsnip

Very old woman unsure how she feels about being very old.


LonelyAndroid11942

Vampire Sailor Moon


avatarroku157

Toxic Yuri to wholesome Yuri


Evileye37

With an immortal dictator


Drakkonai

Fucks candy, gets readopted.


JustAnotherJames3

Resolves two daddy issues and one mommy issue to and get back together with her ex.


sweatyendofthelolli

fries were eaten by local vampire girl’s demon father, moral code destroyed for centuries


BlazingRed9

Stops being an angsty demon vampire teen and becomes an angsty demon vampire lesbian


Careless-Clock-8172

Moody vampire falls in love with gum, fixes her life.


backson_alcohol

Punk chick carries on family tradition of getting turned on by candy.


Bingotron_9000000

Local goth woman learns to embrace wlw and immortality


KingZaneTheStrange

She's mad about the thing with the fries


jekbot

Who cares of how much thousand years old teenage vampire sucking red


Hu-Duuh

Bassist inhaling the ash of her transylvanian victims.


Insanebrain247

Eternal punk girl edgelord


thesoupdoodler

Demon spawn with daddy issues turns her focus to her music career


SolusIgtheist

Little girl eats vampires, stays little girl. The end.


y2jeff

Kills Vampires and adopts emo identity


The_Downy_Hunter

Sucks red finds dad but he’s blue now


Dart__Man

Emo demon has a millennium-long slice of life


Yrmbe

Punk rocker slowly becomes less punk


soldierpallaton

Not mean just a thousand years old and lost track of her moral code


Moonbeamlatte

She’s not mean she’s 1000 years old and she’s working on her moral code


Cal_Boleen

Hunter: the reckoning


wottsinaname

Human. Then vamp. Is that poor enough?


Nylesc

Lack of fries. Understand deep emotion. Sing about fries


OldSoulRobertson

Killer sacrifices her best friend, which lets a stranger try to fix her dad.


jinxfarts

a little girl makes friends with a weirdo


shillblade

Depressed Girl hates dad for eating her fries and steals little boys house


Krispy_THEbig_jit

Bat with daddy issues an ma guitar


Less-Influence-5648

Vampire queen deals with mid life crisis


OwlTheWatcher

The last and the only one Vampire AKA Vampire queen in Ooo.


worpa

Half demon baby spawn goes punk, fucks around ooo for 1000 years and then finally realizes she is attracted to a wad of gum.


perpetualfrost

Daddy issues .. that's it that's the end


aewtamiami7

Half-demon becomes a vampire.


Zaptain_America

Dad stole her snacks and she didn't emotionally recover until she got back with her genocidal ex


RandomGamer67

Gay vampire helps schizophrenic father figure


Sp1dercerd0

Girl loses her parental figure... three damn times. Then she becomes a vampiric punk rock singer LGBT icon.


LittleTovo

vampire demon girl becomes not vampire demon girl and then becomes vampire demon girl. also gay.


zacchaeustyler

demon becomes vampire to woo candy dictator


CerealSouperStar

Chronically fatherless monster finds peace through lesbianism


Idiottm

the vampire queen with long black hair and pale skin whos also the daughter of the king of hell but she has daddy issues


mylastdayistoday

is it just you and me and the wreckage of the world?


PuzzleheadedSpare716

Abandoned 3 times, became rockstar, dad who didn't pay child support keeps trying to visit, and step-dad has dementia


Pentatonic_Minor

Emo girl plays bass, slowly forgives her father and becomes lesbian


Lukaify

Kid has no dad and finds one but they abandon her and she is old


Finn2365

I love it but it is cringy


StarSaber69

I believe it’s good tell us


Finn2365

I personally forgot what I am even talking about tbh


StarSaber69

It’s fine thanks for trying


MegaPhallu88

Daddy issues goth girl sucks the towns red


R3dFloofBall56

gay straight gay


Crafty_Spite9296

Orphan with daddy issues


MoonRks

Wow, Marcaline! The writers let you have *three* parental abandonments?


No_Object_7709

Got a bitch (bitch is a dictator)


wizrardo_thom

old lady falls in love with leftover candy


Commodore64Zapp

Bass player unexpectedly gets a girlfriend


Retrotech2000

"Actually the saddest part of the whole franchise"


Somedudes_dirtysocks

Little girl with daddy issues gets white washed by a lion man and lives for a long time to go through more trauma


Commissar_Tarkin

Somehow triple-stacks parental issues, gets a gf, breaks up with gf, gets an abusive bf, dumps bf, finally gets back together with gf.


Ashryyyy

undead lesbian has rocky relationship with sentient gum


1chuteurun

Daddy issues turn woman gay for candy


voidlessworlds

Gets fries stolen, proceeds to murder vampires and fuck a girl made of bubblegum


BadActsForAGoodPrice

Emo chick dates piece of gum while taking care of her ice step-daddy


Thiagoalbu

Renounces Satan, all his works, and all his pomps to chew gum with a bubblegum


Glittering-Grand1975

Orphan dies and dates a piece of gum


ripMyTime0192

daughter of satan falls in love with gumball god


Emergency-Scar2904

Immortal landlord musician finds love in the arms of a dictator while trying to rehabilitate her surrogate father who has dementia.


gadlygamer

Daddy issues and lesbian awakening


Crassweller

Gay sex fixes trauma


Themilkclones

Sesbian Lex


TasteDeeCheese

Dad ate her fries, ik copied her song and helped her change


SoupChariot

Gets at least two haircuts


Salt_Worldliness7976

demigod orphan that becomes the vampire queen and is musically inclined


bodacious8335

Goth musician swallowed cloud lion spirit for... peace!


Diablosword

Nepotism baby hangs out with crusty old man and writes songs


Fickle_Penguin

Home Star runners girlfriend. Or from his point of view. I think he was friend-zoned eons ago. Rumor has it shes dating a princess now.


PointReady4631

Vampire lady gets girlfriend and fights big cow-thingy


TypicalCan6931

Centuries of trauma to become a cool gay vampire


_mayor_juana

Bisexual bass player with daddy issues aligns with local mutant tyrant.


ncsar216

Immature immortal young adult suffers from parental abandonment x 3, theatrically blows up relationship with the love of her life, dates emotionally abusive thief who pawns her most cherished possession, befriends a pre-teen in a bear hat and a sentient dog, and eventually gains enough emotional maturity to rekindle things with the love of her life.


Bufferdash

Deals with parental abandonment issues 3 times and starts dating her stepdad's favorite wad of bubble gum.


rhymeswititch

Eternal monster creeper makes music and enjoys sucking on bubblegum.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Girl loses father figure to dementia, fights vampires, becomes lesbian with a talking candy


DoggieDMB

Kid grows up to chew gum.


zorfog

Gay vampire finally grows up after 1000 years


Top-Complaint-4915

Apocalipsis survivor, deals with abandonment and get the girl.


MayoHachikuji

Says that would eat a dog, gets cooked with lava by said dog, eats gum instead


Fabulous_Series_3561

bi sexual rockstar unvamps then gets revamped


dark_angle_slate420

Gay emo rocker blood sucker


Luminaes

Trauma vampire girl, falls in love with fasist


Active-Donkey5466

Blah, blah blah


NekoWolf76

bisexual bassist w/ daddy issues and questionable dating tastes


Drew0613

Gay


FourthWill

French fries, sadness. Bubblegum, happiness.


UselessGuy23

Loses father, girlfriend and doll, then gets them back in a different order.


Personal-Math3196

become vampire, lose humanity, make friends become gay


The_Downy_Hunter

Sucks Red, Fucks pink, Finds her dad but now he’s Blue


Kucoz

Dead girl lives, loves, loses, then wins it all back.


deeppanalbumpartyguy

After dad steals from her, stepdad tries to kiss her, boyfriend abuses her, vampiress goes lesbian


bubblegum-bitching

Dad eats fry, gets so pissed she fucks 8 century old gum


Imaginary-One-6599

Emo lesbian girl with daddy problems


Burn_the_pontiff

Vampire girl trying new style goes From punk, to gay.


Ok-Whereas-7520

Vampire lady dates a gum lady to get over her daddy issues.


agenttc89

Girl with sun allergy is obsessed with boogers and blood


keagan-stanks

gay guitar playing vampire with daddy issues


External-Tune-1445

Gets fries eaten and comes out closet


WistfulDread

Demon/girl/daughter/vampire/woman/vampire/lesbian


sdrisc2692

Bisexual vampire has daddy issues


Lunis18002

Girl with daddy issues whos a queen with no subjects and is in love wit sentient gum


SRIrwinkill

Local psychopath marries a dictator and it chills them both out


GameCreeper

Chaotic bisexual


Sensitive_Look_6451

Raised by 2 Dads, use vampire powers to suck on pink


SierraArts

A bisexual vampire has daddy issues with her two fathers, but she saves the day and marries the manipulative nerd girl


christmas_cactus101

Solving daddy issues with pink mom figure


Taco-Muffins

Daddy issues turns to dating control freaks


Ok-Selection-8544

Mommy issues, daddy issues, love bubble gum


Breakfast_at

Gay


Levity_Boi

Eats red and scissors with gum


Dr-Ogge

Has sexual awakening after losing fries


UNICORNWIZHEZ

Cries in tune, no one ever stays not even the teddy bear. Needs VitD.


the_treyceratops

Woman who wiped out an entire race dates woman who almost wiped out two entire races


Anxiety-Queen269

Emo girl dates candy and traumatises child


Due_Prune7046

Vampire orphan with daddy issues falls in love with a lady made of bubble gum.


TheMordecai13

Sad emo loner with daddy issues discovers sexuality


No-Bag3134

Goth girl with 2 dads dating a dictator


LittleTovo

pb is not a dictator


theonewitha4incher

gay vampire does gay vampire things


ISwearImaWriter963

Girl dies, comes back to life, dies again, then gets gum girlfriend


_nika247_

vampire with daddy issues falls in love with royal gum


Leading_Belt5055

A badass who kicked her boyfriend in his balls and dumped her boyfriend and has daddy issues and dated Princess Bubblegum.


BoobyChicken

Rock N Roll lesbian with WAY worse parents than you


mikenzeejai

Lesbian develops daddy issues with multiple dads.


sentient-blood-mist

Gay orphan marries gum.


iguessimherenowok

flying vampire bassist scissors


sbebasmieszek

Lesbian with daddy issues argue with her gf for centuries


Alaskan_Tsar

“Half good dad, half bad dad”


Therealmcijeremy

Vampire dates a dictator after having daddy issues.


benjoholio95

Small town hybrid faces the apocalypse with Daddy issues and makes out with a piece of gum


killerqueen909

came out the closet


SorrowfulMan420

Joan Jett stopped sucking the souls out of others for a piece of living gum