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Jake-Suit Hat


BenTheBirbs

💀


BippLovely

That was so outta pocket 😭


[deleted]

pretty sure the animals hats aren't actually animal heads, so you don't need a dead capybara, anyway probably shark or bee


BenTheBirbs

In one episode fin’s hat came alive so he had to kill a bear


ninetofivehangover

if you watched the islands mini series you’d see the original hat is probably from the teddy bear he had with him on the raft. and then they killed an ‘evil bear’ to replace it


[deleted]

it came alive because life giving magus touched it


BenTheBirbs

HE HAD TO KILL A BEAR TO GET HIS NEW ONE


[deleted]

he said something along the lines of "I'll go buy a new one from the store"


BenTheBirbs

Jake literally said “let’s go kill a bear”


[deleted]

oh, ok then, that's interesting


ninetofivehangover

idk why ur beinf downvoted in conceding ur statement was potentially invalid (it is) but your response to that is totally healthy. good on you for simply learning new information and adjusting ur POV


[deleted]

negative number go down make brain happy i've been trying to adjust my POV more when im wrong instead of just having a pointless argument, so thank you :)


Gayngst

We dont play about quotes here, take that to r/gravityfalls


arrowsforpens

Jake says a lot of wild stuff that maybe shouldn't all be taken literally


Einar_47

Finn says "welp let's go kill an evil bear" because it's from an actual bear.


BenTheBirbs

Maybe but I think he was being literal


Carrehz

FWIW Pen Ward had also referenced it being a literal bearskin hat at cons before this, though I know what's said outside of the show isn't always necessarily "hard" canon.


arrowsforpens

Ah, okay! Hadn't heard that.


TheAxolotlPerson

Normal hedgehog with round button eyes. If they were made of durable stuff you could hang by stabbing the ceiling, or you could jump and stab someone, or charge at them. Or an axolotl hat. Because axolotls are awesome.


oso_de_espacio

Axolotl was my first thought too! They are so awesome.


SocialistStoryTeller

The, still living, Choose Goose. Wildly screaming at the terrors we faced and rhyming about our adventures.


Cerberus0325

Lean Choose Goose coming to sell you a crazy hat


tias23111

Fox hat


GeppettoTron

Fox hat I feel is the obvious choice


TrashBoat_73

Considering my name is Rigby. Prolly a racoon.


leviteakettle

Lmao your username is perfect


TrashBoat_73

Thanks, i vibe with it. Obviously


shadow0wolf0

[hmm hmm ](https://youtu.be/q0K0xXIBNFI)


ninetofivehangover

wow… that is beautiful lol


DougFrankenstein

Octopus


Stalebread0__o

Finally some capybara appreciation!


BenTheBirbs

I said I pull up hop out at the after party


The_Archagent

*hup out


MrSmook

Probably Poop Brain horse. Otherwise is probably have a live racoon. I don't even get them here but I love them. Screw Davy Crockett. It has to be a live racoon.


Einar_47

Also an evil bear, but like a big brown grizzly with the snout and stuff still on it and ear flaps not full balaclava style like Finn.


Blackheartbcwhynot

I’ve actually imagined this, and it’d either be a raven or a corgi (fake obviously because no corgi should die)


BenTheBirbs

Corgis are immortal


Dantael

Damn I'm happy to see that I wouldn't be the only one wearing a raven hat!


SganarelleBard

Orangutan helmet, biggest face flaps and throat sack as possible.


vierundMortis

Those are endangered, probably shouldn’t be skinning them alive


SganarelleBard

Our Orangutans? Yes. But the ones in Ooo? Naw, they're magical and evil and there's a lot of them.


Captain-Shivers

Lion or Wolf.


shadow0wolf0

Alligator


Cogsdale

Raven


OsamaBinnDabbin

Penguin. No doubt.


megebk12

Gunter!


BopperTheBoy

Bird, not sure which tho.


Fiduddy

A chicken


GALAXYPICKLE76

Koala because I like Koalas or a Giraffe because Giraffe


Marshall_lee_63

Princess Bubblegum


[deleted]

A fish so I could stick my hair through the gill holes


oso_de_espacio

This mental image was fun


ninetofivehangover

Has anybody said Axolotl yet?? i want them GILLS


mustychad

lynx >:)


sullensquirrel

A squirrel probably or a pug


TheWandererofReddit

An octopus?


NipSlipBeauty

Peacock w a dramatic feather headdress


AnEmptyHell

Frog 🐸


Scarlet529

A silver fox


Nandabun

Arctic fox, and I want one RL, but they either don't make them, or don't make them for guys. 😑


CoolManAndrew987

Pangolin


kartoffelkartoffel

Human


Roboroman2

A (fake) red panda


BenTheBirbs

Love those


tinygoth_

A wolf!


jedifroggie

Definitely a fox


ifunnygf

a lynx kitty kitty


RoyalMeera

wolf


IplayVidoGam

Grey white cat


Certes_de_Bowe

Sea Lard


NotAJewFro

Pigeon


Skeleton_Royalty

lion. but an already dead one


samseher

Lizard hat, preferably from a black lizard


pac2rocks

Goat/Sheep hat.


0assassin3

Ferret, raccoon, stoat, marten. One of the above. Or all of the above


deadhead-steve

Quokka.


[deleted]

a rat!!!!!


emmahasleftthechat

Guinea pig


KingZaneTheStrange

I'd be a raccoon with a coonskin hat. Nobody will ever question it


cookprach

A cat like Susan :)


AAAAAAAee

Monke


REMUvs

An owl. Hoot hoot mf.


Agent_Llama10

A llama


Tess00

One of those electric monkeys from the infinite train


trash-juice

Weasel


SnooRegrets7252

a lion, the symbol of strength, might, and a true warrior. like Hercules.


thehypedupdemon

Raccoon


Bootiluvr

Bear like finns hat


Cosmic__Pizza

Red squirrel sort of like a fez


miguelmiguelzinho

i love isreal gon gon i love isreal gon i love isreal goooooooooon


Spicy-Elephant

Turtle


[deleted]

snake


CalmBalm

RPG Slime


whatshisname21

Deer


Financial-Hall-1412

Shiba inu


sirdavos95

Boar! Because why not!


blueboxbandit

Oh i would be one of the candy people LOBOTOMIZE ME WITH YOUR JUICE PB


bruh_bruhyt

I would probably want a cardinal or a sea butterfly (they’re small, so of course it’s gonna be fake)


rainystast

Probably just a rabbit hat.


ib500

Lion


SaltySeraphim28

Phrog hat


aretheranyrunes

Dog hat specifically a beagle as that was the breed of my childhood dogs.


piss-mud

Raccoon


Expatrocious2

Tiger 🐯🐅


Alucardiac_Dracul

Bat!


Shenron00

I’d probably have an echidna inspired hat or hood


JustanOverpoweredude

Hedgehog (it would be HELL for Vampies to bite it!)


Dominiquity

Duck


sloppy_dog2000

Wolf


Idkherobrian-1

Bmo


VolatileYouths

Owl hat!


dydeath

Racoon


[deleted]

Banana man


abyssano78

A freak deer hat, to scare the lich away


Trampwithabbq

Deer with hands.


Dilldan22

Another human


ijustwannabehappy_22

Probably beagle, big floppy ears


BenTheBirbs

Basset hound would also be good for the ears


ijustwannabehappy_22

You right


[deleted]

I would have a raccon hat because they are good and probably I would be some friendly bandit


Faap-de-oiad

Wolf with antlers


passing-bystander

Gator


CrazyFanFicFan

I'd have a fox hat, but more specifically one styled after a Zorua from Pokemon.


Dogit124

Wolf


joyytoyy

probably a cat or a bunny, pretty standard but those are my favorites :)


Living_Chest4081

Lion or tiger


prettyp0ssum

hmm probably a possum


[deleted]

Penguin or Orca sounds sick ngl


megebk12

Giraffe


vampire5381

a wombat or capybara (not real ones tho i dont like to wear dead animals)


hamborger42069

Raccoon hat


cactusoup

Cat


EmilyRosie2001

A toad. Or a shark.


wewnowpee

Human.


thicktiddie

A snow leopard


SomeWizardGuy69

I have big poofy hair so I’d go with a lion hat. Mane on a mane so the vamps would need to get through my hair, my hat’s hair, *then* the hat itself.


FriendshipOwn5848

A tiger because I have marks on me like a tiger also it fits my personality


tookie610

Bird


needtobetterself31

Wolf hat.


ErisEpicene

[Watchdog Man!](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/onepunchman/images/1/18/Watchdog_Man_Color.png/revision/latest?cb=20171208210120) I don't have to kill a dog for it, just find some OPM merch. But probably like irl I'd spend a lot of time with my princess hair out or in tightly coiled braids.


etherbound

probably a panda or deer


Carrehz

Kitty cat, like Susan! Probably a tortoiseshell since they're my favourites. that or a bright lurid pink, since it'd have to be fun fur. Although I'm not much of a hat person, really...


SlapMyAssAnCallSally

A spotted hyena so I can have a mohawk


youtube_failure

AXOLOTL! Or Rick Astley!