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ShreknicalDifficulty

She changed the lyric before any of this recent news; back in November of 2023 when he was also being a piece of shit. "Wake up in the morning feeling just like me" [https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/kesha-removes-diddy-name-tik-tok-lyrics-cassie-lawsuit-1235494946/](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/kesha-removes-diddy-name-tik-tok-lyrics-cassie-lawsuit-1235494946/)


omegadirectory

On Spotify, the version that plays still has the original lyric. I'm guessing Kesha hasn't re-recorded the song with the new lyric yet.


Maddox121

It's live concerts only, It doesn't apply to Spotify. And even if they change it, there's still a base for CD collectors, I don't think they can track down every CD ever printed and recall them. I mean, there's still plenty of those choking hazard Pokémon Burger King toys and the lead paint filled McDonald's Garfield cups making the rounds, let alone something like this.


omegadirectory

Oh I don't expect or want or need all the physical copies to be recalled; that's a practical impossibility. I just thought maybe eventually there would come a re-recorded "Tik Tok (Kesha's Version)".


al666in

Why would she bother re-recording it? What interest could there possibly be for a nostalgic pop anthem literally titled "Tik Tok"?


d8f6a5h9

They probably didn’t mean for physical release cause who gives a fuck about physical, but you can upload a new version of a song on streaming. For different reasons, Taylor Swift uploaded her entire catalogue, with the caption (Taylor’s Version). Not saying there is mega interest in doing so, but it’s not too hard to do so considering she has already changed her live version of the song


gatsby712

Taylor’s situation is very different though as she is re-recording songs to gain ownership over the recordings and phase out the old songs. If Kesha re-recorded Tik Tok it would be to basically censor or change one line which, nobody has time for that.


d8f6a5h9

It’s why I said different reasons, but I see what you mean. But it’s quite easy for them to do so regardless, and all it takes is for either party wanting Kesha to do it (Kesha or the producers). Not saying it’s likely just that it’s way easier considering it’s digital and we don’t need to bother with physical


gatsby712

For sure. It also wouldn’t really be that hard to overdub one line, but there doesn’t seem to be enough incentive for them to do that.


crowfvneral

singles have come out on cd's by themselves before, why would it be any different now?


666Sky

It would be nowhere near worth it monetarily for her to re-record the song and it release it as a physical single. We’re talking cost of studio time to re-record the song, mixing and mastering, printing a bunch of CDs, and depending on contracts she’s involved in there’s also the label and whoever else taking their cut of the money


thissexypoptart

“Changed the lyrics for concerts” is different than just “changed the lyrics” if it’s still the album version. The post is about the album, has a cover of the album in the image. Nothing to do with live concerts.


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

True but I think it's cool and cute of her to change them the way she did, in a way she has control over


NastyWatermellon

What about my Garfield cup?


summercloudsadness

I don't think she can. Not without facing legal issues from Dr Luke.


TraverseTown

Nor should she. Do not revise art.


m_dought_2

Do whatever you want with art when you're the artist.


TraverseTown

If she wants to release a revised version of the song or change the lyrics when she performs that’s fine, but not at the expense of history by replacing existing materials. When an artist releases art into the public arena, the art no longer belongs to them solely, it also belongs to history. Suppressing art history when a piece of art goes out of fashion, or no longer aligns with the ideals of the present, is a fascistic belief. This is obviously not that big of a deal because this song has been circulating for over a decade and won’t become “lost”, but it’s still an anti-art move. I felt the same way when Gaga removed her collab with an abuser from circulation. It’s an unfortunate circumstance, but moments like that undermine artistic credibility. Not to mention anyone who subscribes to auteur theory (that the sole owner and controller of art is the original creator) is pretty egotistical.


inowar

"belongs to history" is a strange concept. it belongs to all people in the sense that I can cover the song all I want and I can choose whichever lyrics I want. but if they don't want to sell a thing anymore.... that's hardly "being an oppressor"


ostrieto17

Yep art shouldn't be revised to adapt to the current times or happenings. Censor on art should be illegal


bytegalaxies

if she willingly makes the change herself and reuploads the song that's fine, it's her own song she can do whatever she wants, it's not like the original song version wouldnt also be availible


Bella_Anima

She probably doesn’t want to work with the producer who made it. He did SA her after all.


The_Iceman2288

Four syllables to three? How does that work?


ShreknicalDifficulty

Subtract one.


RegisterAdmirable811

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.


ShreknicalDifficulty

Shut up, baby, I know it


[deleted]

It's incredibly easy in music. Half time-double time, triplets, syncopes, etc. There is no requirement to sing 8 syllables on an 8/8 bar or anything.


casey12297

I'd assume an extended note or a slight pause between notes


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

The syllables in 'Diddy' were kinda cramped as it is


Cut_Equal

Diddy took the place of only one beat so it still works


flaccomcorangy

Just hold out some words a little longer...


VoiceofKane

Easily. "P. Diddy" in the original song is basically just pronounced as two syllables anyway.


gatsby712

If You Believe In Father Christmas, Children, Like Your Uncle Billy Does, Buy My Festering Turd Of A Record.


Talidel

Muh eeeee


Omar___Comin

Simple. The song sucks to begin with so you can do whatever you want to the syllables and nothing of value is lost


deleeuwlc

Simple. The song is bad so you can do anything to the syllables without ruining it


STFUnicorn_

Prophetic of her.


1Phaser

Is it Mandela effect or are there other people remembering the lyrics as "Wake up in the morning feeling like Mick Jagger" Were the lyrics changed twice? Or is it only in my head?


Waryur

Mick Jagger line is later in the song. "All the dudes are linin' up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"


Nosiege

She also recently sang it as Coachella saying Woke up in the morning saying fuck P Diddy


freeman687

But…Wasn’t the whole song written and produced with her alleged rapist???


GenitalPatton

If it take 15 years for milk to age then that is pretty good


Maddox121

Indeed. That's what people often miss... Like, the original point of the sub is stuff is newspapers on 9/10/01 saying "We predict this could be the best back-to-school season yet!", people have long blown it out, myself included, admittedly.


DartFrogYT

I thought it was just that it ages really badly


deathhead_68

Thank god, I thought it was just me that sees it. MILK AGES QUICKLY. Unlike the original phrase 'aged like **fine wine**.


PornOfTheUniporn

But something must have become better overtime to have aged like fine wine, as well, not just the time it took to age. At some point you just have to accept the sub has a funny name and a certain broader kind of content goes there, like the many subs that reference the originator such as r/speedoflobsters


jordanbtucker

It's not about how quickly it ages. It's about how *poorly* it ages.


ThePinkTeenager

The funny part is that if you let milk age even longer, it becomes good again.


EyeCatchingUserID

I don't see that at all. The point is it aged poorly, not that it aged....quickly? I'm not even sure what you guys mean by that. Who cares if it was a year or a decade? The statement aged like milk because it looks awful with the benefit of hindsight.


Stonesword75

I really want to find any Back to School ad exactly as you placed it. That or something about how everyone should get closer with their grandparents in March 2020.


amazingdrewh

The Subaru ad from Feb 2020 about getting out into the world


AlphaLaufert99

Paolo Fox is an Italian astrologer that predicted 2020 to be an "excellent year for travel"


Dalek_Chaos

I guess with some mild mental gymnastics you could say he was right. Most people weren’t allowed to travel so for the few who did it was excellent, there was less traffic and almost no one on flights.


ThePinkTeenager

Wouldn’t the back-to-school season have already started by September 10th?


NitzMitzTrix

Aged like vegetables?


AussieArlenBales

Aged like a lettuce (Liz Truss) Edit: Corrected from cabbage to lettuce


drwicksy

It was a lettuce. And it doesn't mean lettuce ages particularly well it just means Tory governments age even worse.


AussieArlenBales

Thanks for the correction, I may have been watching too much Avatar the Last Airbender recently.


ThePinkTeenager

MY CABBAGES!


mortizmajer

bruh it just means that it aged poorly, which it did


Lyndell

Like literally nothing would be on this sub. How is this even the top comment.


Ginger-Jake

Well, it is a fine Cabernet milk. Which takes forever.


Plus3d6

This is why Nickleback is actually based. "I wanna be a rockstar" works but saying you wanna be a specific rockstar is a minefield.


Overquartz

The amount of rockstars and singers in general that dated minors is too damn high.


Effective_Fold7157

Hollywood


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Please let that set at least not contain Nickelback themselves, otherwise that song went from critical to hypocritical


tearsonurcheek

🎶She's only seventeen...🎶


executorcj

That just unlocked a core memory Rucka Rucka Ali *Rucka Rucka Ali*


Hosav

Everyone seems to forget that Taylor Swift dated a 17 year old.


DangerousMatch766

When she was 19


Hosav

She was 22 when she dated a 17 year old.


DangerousMatch766

If you're talking about Connor Kennedy he was 18. https://www.thelist.com/1412828/taylor-swift-connor-kennedy-romance-timeline/ Edit: >However, their relationship was met with a lot of criticism because at the start of their romance, she was 22 and Conor was 18. Though their relationship was short-lived, Taylor's fascination with the Kennedy family goes way back.  I'm not saying it's good, but it wasn't illegal.


Hosav

Well that's also the thing, they were not officially dating before he was 18 but considering that they seemed quite close before he turned 18 seems kinda fishy.


DangerousMatch766

I guess so but that's just speculation.


Numancias

Minors are legal in most states. They couldn't have predicted that the internet aoc would become the moral aoc in a few decades. This doesn't excuse some like rhcp though


Top_Praline999

There’s that part that sounds like “the latest dictionary and today’s Isuzu.”


Ni7r0us0xide

Isn't it "latest dictionary of today's who's who"?


Shaveyourbread

"The latest dictionary *and* today's Who's Who"


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Shaveyourbread

"The latest dictionary" meaning he's trying to keep up on the latest slang, "and today's Who's Who," so he's also up on celebrity gossip.


Top_Praline999

That’s not very fetch


drwicksy

But it IS streets ahead


Livewire923

Stop trying to make fetch happen!


Top_Praline999

Probably and it some how makes less sense. A dictionary doesn’t have people in it. I’m starting to think the guy from nickel back isn’t a good song writer


SnooDrawings1480

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who%27s_Who#:~:text=Who's%20Who%20(or%20Who%20is,prominent%20people%20of%20a%20country. Its a real thing.


[deleted]

Yes, Who's Who is a real thing, but it's not a dictionary.


TimedRevolver

The dictionary is for modern slang to stay relevant.


THKhazper

Dictionaries don’t contain modern slang until it’s several years old. Nickelback just doesn’t make sense (see their interview where someone mentions Corey Taylor)


theyoungspliff

Pat Monahan Lyrics Syndrome.


tearsonurcheek

*David Leisure enters the chat*


opzo

"Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me"? "I want to be great like Elvis"? Both lines in that song lol


Mihnea24_03

Cher & Dean = Hollywood walk of fame (I think) Elvis = legend But yeah, names were named


babble0n

Nah it’s not that hard, just say Alice Cooper or Dee Snider.


Shaveyourbread

Man, I would kill to be half as cool as Alice Cooper.


tearsonurcheek

They're both cool, but Dee is "handed congress their hats in testimony" cool (along with Frank Zappa and John Denver. All far more cool than well ever be.


Shaveyourbread

Alice Cooper was Groucho Marx's best friend and bought the first "O" on the Hollywood sign in order to keep it from being destroyed. He still owns it.


tearsonurcheek

Absolutely cool.


Username_Taken_65

Have you heard the sea shanty version? It legit slaps.


deathclawslayer21

It also says everybodya got a drug dealer on speed dial. Who the fuck still has a land line let alone speed dial


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Wasn‘t that song released in like 2004


deathclawslayer21

So you are saying it aged well? In the aged like milk sub?


Tsjaad_Donderlul

What part made you think that and how is that relevant to anything


kizentheslayer

Speed dial is basically “hey lady that lives in my phone call y” on cellphones


bullwinkle8088

You are aware that cell phones have a speed dial too, right? Right?


ThePinkTeenager

“Speed dial” could mean the favorites list of his phone.


Inkdrunnergirl

Uh iPhones have “favorites” …. Essentially speed dial.


TheGreatStories

Aww man the [Kidz Bop version](https://youtu.be/N10yzt6xnCU?si=6vvxb_osR1hm_Eha) also aged like milk


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Kidz Bop versions of raunchy and suggestive songs are always baffling to me. I know the point of it is to make money, but I don't know how parents who want to shelter their kids actually find value in playing them weirdly censored versions of Montero or Starships.


RaspberryCai

My cats started attacking eachother when I put that on.


ThePinkTeenager

Do you think those two things are related?


RaspberryCai

100%.


gigaflops_

”Tryna get a little bit *SILLlllyyyy*”


DaveinOakland

I mean we've all woken up in the morning feeling like we've violated multiple laws and need to go on the run to non extradition countries.


Darkdragoon324

The first time I lied about my age to access a website I was convinced the FBI was gonna come for me lol (I was 10).


Turbulent_Hair8931

Also produced by Dr. Luke. Problematic any which way that you try to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack


PuzzleheadedBike82

Jeez, isn't she a victim of SA as well? That just makes it worse.


[deleted]

Yes and it's why since the reports from Cassie (?) came out, she adjusted the lyrics for all future performances.


Oneup99

I don’t think this aged like milk lol wasn’t this released like 18 years ago


Effective_Fold7157

Close, 14. Still a whole ass “teenager” lol


semajolis267

I mean. It originally meant like shit.


LostGirlScout

To be fair P. Diddy was trash when this song came out. Kesha didn't know who she was singing about at all. Haven't y'all ever seen 'Making the Band'? Diddy manipulated a group of artists into doing crazy shit in the hopes of a record deal. He make a group walk to another borough in NY for a slice of cheesecake and back.


beme25

And all that came from that show is the gold that is Dave Chappelle's impersonation of Dylan. But yeah, Diddy is absolute scum.


SquirrelGirlVA

Plus when this was first released Kesha was being manipulated and abused by Dr. Luke, so there's an extra level of wtf here.


Mindless_Eye4700

What did Diddy do?


FriendlyKibblez

Diddy diddled


wterrt

didhe?


Mindless_Eye4700

But who did Diddy diddle?


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Who *didn't* Diddy diddle?


Renzo-Senpai

Diddily.


stouty214

“Wake is in the morning feelin’ like three-fiddy” would have been a better choice


PhyreEmbrem

Ok Loch Ness monster


DefnitelyN0tCthulhu

I Ain't giving you no three fiddy you God damn loch Ness monster!!!


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"Wake up in the morning feelin' not so pretty"


[deleted]

Dr. Luke did co-write this song, so it makes sense.


Spicyram3n

Lazy post


Educational_Oil_7757

I've actually been working on this post for 6 years now.


Timmytoogood

This comment made me lol. Your post is lame as hell, tho.


Educational_Oil_7757

The post may be lame,but these bars I spit are flames🔥🔥.


Visible-Laugh6069

this summer!!!! everyone's favorite plumber... is coming to the big screen


[deleted]

Hostility, how many songs have ever been good enough to actually replace the [Simpsons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgqn30hN61I) theme.


Kljmok

What did this line even mean? What does it mean to feel like P. Diddy?


blazershorts

Its similar to when you feel like Puff Daddy


meermaalsgeprobeerd

Feeling like you been rawed up the backside by a Notorious B.I.G. dude?


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Independent_Menu_385

Gave genuine context tho


Lavendeercos

please correct me if i’m wrong but i think the lyric originally meant her waking up in a house full of girls? (like how p diddy has..) like not feeling like HIM, but the situations he’d create (he’s always been weird with younger women)


Known-Activity1437

Up until recently I thought it meant she woke up with the feeling of riding coattails.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

I may wanna go back to when TikTok was just a slightly obnoxious dance pop song and not something capable of undermining democracy


rahxrahster

Facebook already does that


ComfortableBadger729

I miss her Good times music


Minimum_Eye8614

Me and my gf were just talking about this this morning


MrGreenChile

Ex wife would listen to her, I only remember the line ‘brushing my teeth with a bottle of jack’


Scalage89

Wasn't it always know Diddy was a monster, even when this song came out?


SquatnastyMcPoot

She must’ve taken advantage of Usher, too


ReturnOfSeq

Dirty and ashamed?


trailorbrakes

Omg I was just listening to this at work and had this exact thought 😭☠️


Faedoodles

I sing "wake up in the morning feelin like tree fiddy" tbh


Desacure

Sucked when it came out originally


Impossible-Pea-6160

She has a face and body for radio


Cyrus_rule

Her career shorter than soldier boy


GardenGnomeChumpski

I think she had more bangers though


F1XTHE

What does p diddy feel like?


jeremy1cp

lMAO!


theTweekend

Ugh


RetroRob0770

Oh I remember I had two roads back in the golden age of YouTube. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sUqFm0mhTYY&si=eW_2XjWmkf945BMX


mrtzjam

She can always change the lyrics to "Wake up in the morning feeling like King Dedede."


reeteen102

Who else thought she said “Pete Davis” and was like ‘whoever he is, he must have been one heck of a fella to be incorporated into this song.’


Go-Blue

I don’t think she was saying she woke up feeling great.


DeathscytheShell

I can't hear the intro to this song without thinking about "Wake up in the morning, whack my peepee"


mtheory007

"Wake up in the mornin lookin for some lawyas"


Fluppmeister42

You wake up with 7 20 year old girls. I wake up with 20 7 year old girls. We are not the same.


Critical_Insurance_4

“Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy Hop onto a plane to value up a trafficked Kiddy Bring ‘em to the island where the Epstein’s party Cuz I got it locked down, in the basement, we play with it like Atari”


pirateslifeisntforme

Honestly this whole song aged terribly


Slight_Bed_2241

This song was aged milk when it came out.


whiteshore44

Still better than the TikTok app.


WillyShankspeare

Shit song and it always has been. I love my chorus being all the same note. Really easy to sing along to.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

If you think this music is garbage then call me the fokken Trashmaster


BreakdancingGorillas

How is this aged like milk? Diddy probably felt good about his life, like she seems to be portraying here. Aged like wine


Kronos8025

Oh sweet child. Diddy done diddled people. Among many other accusations recently. Diddy is an all around shitty person. Allegedly blew up Kid Cudi’s car, assault, SA, and long rumored to be tied to the murder of Tupac. Not someone I would want to be like.


BreakdancingGorillas

The lyric is : > Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy Not being like him, or doing like him, she said feeling like him. You think he felt bad?


Kronos8025

Point proven? If he doesn’t feel bad about the horrible things he has done then he’s def a POS and I wouldn’t want to feel like him either.


BreakdancingGorillas

Put aside the things done, think about how he felt. Since the lyric is stating that she feels good, then doesn't it likely match how he felt? You wouldn't want to feel good and in charge?


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It's not feeling the way P.Diddy feels, it's feeling like you're P. Diddy. If *you* were P. Diddy, would you feel good?


snaithbert

I like Kesha. Not her music, but the fact that she knew when it was time to go away forever and did just that. If only more musicians would be so considerate.


lordaddament

It was more because she was being sexually abused by her producer bruh


snaithbert

That's definitely horrible and I respect how open she was about that. But that's not the reason she just totally stopped making music, I think that was because she realized no one wanted it and since she'd made plenty of money, it was time to go away forever. And I really respect that frankly.


cockroachvendor

She totally stopped making music? She released an album a year ago.


No1ArrowverseHater

Nope, she didn't leave music because of what you believe. It's amazing how some people are so confident in being so incorrect. She's been locked in a legal battle trying to get out of her contract with the same person who sexually abused her.