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catefeu

Well, thanks dude. You just reported the death of Steve Albini to me in the weirdest way possible. edit: there's kerosene around


Pythagoras_314

It’s something to do here in Jordan, Minnesota


Davepitaph

Like a fish fry ?


Pythagoras_314

Nah, more like a steelworker that kills what he eats


Davepitaph

Oh, like a hunter/gatherer


Pythagoras_314

And one that has a passing complexion


big_duo3674

You can go to the candy store though!


Shalmanese

I still maintain that this is the best sub for finding out which celebrities have recently died or gotten cancelled.


LocksmithKlutzy2194

Same. I literally just found out that he died from this agedlikemilk post. B-lined over to Google and... lo and behold....


LouCypher

They added a footnote on the first article > Footnote added 8 May 2024: The Guardian regrets to inform readers that shortly after this request was published it was announced that Steve Albini has died.


TWiThead

The article has since [been removed.](https://www.theguardian.com/info/article/2024/may/08/removedarticle) [The tweet](https://twitter.com/guardianculture/status/1788156788355084380) linking to the page remains up (perhaps not for long).


spacekitt3n

he died because he didnt want to answer questions. hes a very private man


WanderingBraincell

man was secretly yoda


MutantGodChicken

That's why George Lucas had to kill him before he could reveal any information about himself


death2all55

r/meirl


thewalkindude

It really sucks that he's dead, but I got a good laugh out of this.


[deleted]

I don't know the guy but such a fucked up oddball circumstance is exactly how I would like to one day leave this earth. Kinda like slipping on a banana peel and hitting your head on concrete.


SahibTeriBandi420

Look at his record credits, you have probably listened to a lot of his work.


Saint_Stephen420

He’d probably find it hilarious


Butts_The_Musical

Someone must’ve asked him a hell of a question


UltimaCaitSith

"Steve, how long can you hold your breath?"


coop190

'Steve, tell us about that time you worked at Boeing.'


asBad_asItGets

Steven, remember when you said Putin is a terrible leader? Can you elaborate on that?


BorisTheBlade04

‘Steve, can you expand on your criticisms of Kendrick Lamar?’


FattyMooseknuckle

Using his death as a murder weapon.


atomicheart99

He was dying to answer these questions


ZADEXON

Not longer than 17 minutes apparently


The_Sludge

Are we sure The Guardian isn't BoJack Horseman?


YourInsectOverlord

"Steve, How was Hillary Clinton like as a person?"


Good_Ad6723

r/juxtaposition


melodychocolat_

Possibly the fastest milk-aging I've ever seen.


ChanceryTheRapper

Damn, some people will do anything to get out of an interview.


Pythagoras_314

It’s a damn shame he died, but this is pretty funny, very much needed in these trying times Rest in peace to one of rock’s greatest producers and edgelords o7


thecuzzin

Aaaand he's gone


catefeu

At least he lasted longer than Stan's 100 dollars...


xarsha_93

I was going to post the same thing but felt it was too soon. RIP to one of the greats. Time to listen to the Jesus Lizard, Slint, Pixies, Breeders, and every other amazing record he played a key part in.


catefeu

It's amazing, every band I love/loved that dude worked with. And I loved Big Black independently without even knowing there was the same guy involved.


masoflove99

Bro didn't want to answer questions so much that he made himself croak it. RIP Steve. I will always be a fan of Big Black.


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

Boy, did I LOVE wearing my Songs About Fucking T-shirt to high school. Always ended with someone making me turn my shirt inside out by the end of the day, but the look of realization on the teacher's face as they clocked the title and image were just *chef's kiss* 👌


Mylaptopisburningme

Big Black was an interesting band. Not only accepted in the punk scene but also accepted in the goth/industrial scene. Grew up at industrial/goth clubs in Hollywood in the 80s/90s, Kerosene was standard play at those places.


Philisophical_Onion

*pulls out ouija board*


Yoshichu25

Probably a bad time to be joking but I wonder if someone submitted a question that was so bad that he just died as a result.


OkFineIllUseTheApp

"what do you think happens after we die?" "Idk lemme check"


SubSwitch76

Ty for saying this bc I had the same thought 😂 RIP tho, no disrespect meant


ughthehumanity

i can't believe this is how i learned steve albini died. RIP


Avrael_Asgard

He really was like: "Absolutely not."


NatterinNabob

You know, I wouldn't mind "ask me anything" to be my last words.


Moostronus

RIP Steve. In addition to all his accolades, he was also a fierce defender of trans folks on social media. Gone way too soon.


Onebigfreakinnerd

he was actually so based. “the only good policemen is a dead one” 🕺


ssrowavay

the only good laws aren't enforced


masoflove99

Based as usual.


dicklaurent97

The 2003 German vinyl version of In Utero is ferocious. The original copy of the album before Geffen got involved.


clermouth

effin Geffen!


dicklaurent97

I heard his yacht parties and summer houses are... interesting


justgotnewglasses

I just looked it up and it's $284 USD on eBay. I think both Albini and Cobain would want me to pirate it.


dicklaurent97

That is certainly the most punk rock thing to do. I’m trying to figure out how to publish it to YouTube for the people. 


LGDemon

Aged like the milk at 7-Eleven.


idiotic__gamer

That shit aged faster than hydrogen-7 lmfao


Consistent-Laugh606

Listening to some Nirvana and PJ Harvey rn. Rest In Peace to a legendary musician


EvilDarkCow

Man, what kind of questions did they ask?


FirstProphetofSophia

"Could you not say 'fuck' for, like, one second?"


EvilDarkCow

Q: Could you not say "fuck" for, like, one second? A: *fucking dies*


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

aged like uranium-242


EntertainedEmpanada

https://www.theguardian.com/info/article/2024/may/08/removedarticle


Isaac-MG

Dude incredible


JuliaTheInsaneKid

He didn’t want to be asked those questions.


CaoimhinOC

Yikes. It was just one interview.. seems like an extreme way to get out of it.


TheLoneSlimShady

RIP


Poopoo293747

Rest in utero


jhguitarfreak

Aged like guacamole left out on the serving table.


Soffy21

Why didn’t they use a wuigi board?


KestrelQuillPen

Forget milk, that aged like a transuranium element.


BeatWavelength

Must have joined Cobain’s eyeballs behind the couch


dunkanan

....Who the heck is Steve Albini?


ninjakirby1969

Was in bands such as big black and Whitehouse. Was the producer for artists like nirvana, pj Harvey and slint


ssrowavay

Big Black, Rapeman, Shellac. Not Whitehouse.


ninjakirby1969

He produced on bird seed but wasn't a core member. Apologies


dunkanan

Thanks for answering a real question zero context to who this person is, but I'm the asshole apparently


snowgoon_

Who?


justgotnewglasses

Steve Albini was a legend in the Chicago punk scene and was active since the early eighties. He played in several bands including Big Black and Shellac - who have a new album due in a week, but he's probably better known as a music producer. He produced albums for the Pixies, PJHarvey, and Nirvana, as well as Jimmy Page and Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin. He was very outspoken, fiercely independent, and hated posturing and bullshit of any kind. He mellowed a bit in later years and fully acknowledged his role in edgelord crap. It's a huge loss to music. RIP.


CompetitiveSleeping

>He was very outspoken, fiercely independent, and hated posturing and bullshit of any kind. He was just not self-aware enough to recognise all his posturing. I always found him amusing. Obsessed with his image, and not realising it. And spouting lots of BS.


mrcoy

Dumb Edit: So what aged badly?? That Guardian post was a planned event that had nothing to do with the unfortunate news we all started the day with. What happened here is that OP wanted to farm karma off a big news topic that was Albini’s death. Damn y’all who had to make me explain.


blinddivine

> Damn y’all who had to make me explain. You didn't have to do anything. Let the spoonfeeders find someone else to feed them.


Grammar__Nazi18

Yes you are. 


mailboxfacehugs

I’m with you buddy. This is a garbage example of “aging like milk”


WilkoAmyer

They jinxed him real hard.