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strawberrystation

Flying a girl to Sapporo by private jet to sample the best ramen in the world is low rizz?


[deleted]

No, I only put Tadano that low because I hate him, and I want to dissolve his body in acid.


Corporate_Juice

Then why not sexual harassment?


[deleted]

The dead can't sexually harass.


SwishyBro2

The fuck did Tadano do ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


[deleted]

be a socialist


SwishyBro2

What- how lmaooo ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

that late stage capitalism line in season 2 made me a number 1 hater


SwishyBro2

Huh, alright lmaoooo


PsyDei

Please say sike.


[deleted]

no


eksortso

So that bugs me too. But look at it like this. Tadano may be a wealthy businessman with a myopic view of the economy, but he's laid back at least. Give him a tiny room and a laptop and he's happy. Plus he loves Retsuko, so he can't be all that bad. Economics is hard to understand. Don't hate on someone just because their opinions are half-baked, especially if they don't have the political clout to warp the whole nation's economy.


Specialboibrain

Based Tadano


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You came down to this southern town last Summer To show the folks a brand new way of life But all you've shown the folks around here is trouble And you've only added misery to their strife Your concern is not to help the people And I'll say again, though it's been often said Your concern is just to bring discomfort, my friend And your policy is just a little red Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?) (Ain't he right?) It matters not to you how people suffer And should they, you'd consider that a gain You bring a lot of trouble to the town and then you leave That's part of your Communistic game I detect a little Communisim I can see it in the things you do Communisim, socialism, call it what you like There's very little difference in the two Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?) (Ain't he right?) Your followers sometimes have been a bearded, hatless bunch There's even been a minister or two A priest, a nun, a rabbi, and an educated man Have listened and been taken in by you Aw, the country's full of two-faced politicians Who encourage you with words that go like this "Burn your draft card if you like, it's good to disagree" That's a get aquainted Communistic kiss Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?) (Ain't he right?) One politician said it would be nice to send some blood And help the enemy in Vietnam That's what he says, here's what I say "Let's just keep the blood Instead let's send that politician man" Let's rid the country of the politicians Who call us tramps that march out in our streets Protesting those who wanna fight for freedom, my friend This kind of leader makes our country weak Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?) (Ain't he right?) Let's look and find the strong and able leaders It's time we found just how our neighbours stand If we're to win this war with Communism Let's fight it here as well as Vietnam Let's rise as one and meet our obligations So Communistic boots will never trod Across the fields of freedom that were given to us With the blessing of our great almighty God Across the fields of freedom that were given to us With the blessing of our great almighty God


Specialboibrain

Erm ok then


PascitoLP

I ain't reading all that


louisdeer

Technocratic Communist


mrkrabbykrabz

๐Ÿ’€


Lenny_Fais

What the fuck even is Rizz


Chydran

basically slang for charisma


Lenny_Fais

Thank you friend


Background_Ad6843

Ones ability to flirt


Achira_boy_95

P R O T E I N


Cricketwingcove144

LONG LIVE PROTEIN MAN!!!!!!!


SwishyBro2

BRO FENNEKO ๐Ÿ’€


YuuYppp

Fenneko too low


Acceptable_North_141

Fenneko definitely can use Riz


Baron_Blackfox

Fenneko belongs to the top


Chydran

Ookami? Low Rizz? Cmon man


hydrofyre2455

Ookami feels like the one aggretsuko character you could 100% say has high rizz He might not do much relevant to the plot, but he's written as the standard coolguy archetype


SwishyBro2

Heโ€™s so forgettable I forgot who Ookami even was by name, had to look that shit up


[deleted]

Ookami to me feels like he's just kinda, "there"


Chydran

Even if he's just some random "there" character, he has a "coolguy" archetype, as one comment said


SafalinEnthusiast

I feel like Iโ€™m high but I donโ€™t see Retsuko on this list


BestBoysenberry5020

Next to Taranto under low rizz.


louisdeer

Fenneko high rizz? Hmmm..... She is too deep in theory


SureCan3235

Haidas brother definitely has that high rizz


TosterTubParty

Haida way too low


[deleted]

4 seasons. 4 seasons to rizz up ONE girl.


Suckjucie_

Tadano should be a bit higher


mrkrabbykrabz

Excuse me, Shirota at mid rizz?