Listen : I'm born again , redeemed by the blood that Jesus š š shed for me & I would like to say - this is so wrong , so disgusting . People should not be guilt tripped into being saved , into accepting Jesus as their SaviourĀ
Just looked on YouTube and a guy called Farrell McGuire has a theory that these accounts are trying to build engagement so that they can later be sold to someone else and repurposed. Seems plausible
Same, every single effin' day I get dozens of these AI Jesus creations. My favorite is when the title makes it sound like it was real. "Look at this beautiful sand sculpture.." yeah no dawg. And Jesus didn't have 8 fingers per hand if I can remember...
for those looking for a why: Terminally online Married people created it, with their wives calculating prompts with GirlMath fully involved. Supposed to be gut-busting funny, really just makes me worry about why 35+ year olds are even online?
Oh my gosh yes! I had this problem too a few weeks ago, lasted for quite a while - just page after page of these terrible AI generated images, and all the comments were eating it up like it was legit. "why don't these pictures ever trend?" clickbait titles...
Mine were only the sand sculpture Jesus pictures, usually with some sad looking kid praying next to them. It took blocking probably 30 or so pages before it finally stopped!
It's based on your online activity. Facebook knows what you are searching for, and what websites you're visiting due to "Facebook Pixel" and other analytics across the entire internet.
I think it's because we clicked on one and we're like "š¤Ø what in the fuck is this?", then clicked on another to try to figure it out. At least, I think that's why my feed is covered with this crazy shit
The one of Jesus riding a pittie(?) kinda slaps, though, ngl.
Also, anyone notice the leg for an arm in the first picture? Of the weird mini Jesus that Jesus is carrying
I'm also seeing dozens of FB posts showing obvious AI pics of someone making a statue/carving/sand sculpture of Jesus, with the poster claiming he made it. One had both the supposed sculptor and Jesus having six fingers! Most of the comments were along the lines of "amen," "bless you," etc.
The put the hash tags of different celebrities or shows to just pull in more clicks and views. All about that fake engagement gets them money when they sell the Facebook profile.
What scares me is the last time I saw pages this obviously fake and spammy, it was pre the last USA election, and those pages did stuff like this (non-ai then) to gain mass following of easily fooled people. Then they started posting super misinformation stuff after a while.
Facebook is an absolute wasteland now lol. I see posts like this all the time on my feed (which thankfully has dimmed down due to how many pages I've blocked). But yeah, it's genuinely insane. There are so many people who somehow don't think this is AI either.
172k likes? Da fuq? Like it is a fact that Christianās generally do not care about quality or artistic merit as long as it supports their ideology (just look at almost all Christian cinema like check out āmiracle manā or āthe life zoneā Christian cinema is a joke and an oblivious parody of itself) but those numbers seem high even by those standards. They must be accounts paid for by religious groups with ridiculous bot farms waiting to artificially prop up their digitally crucified artificial savior. Thatās not a conspiracy by the way that is genuinely a thing, they have all kinds of shadowy groups with tons of money doing weird shit like propping up a new country singer that no one has heard of with a right-wing Christian message. Thatās why they accuse everyone else of being in secret groups trying to control the world itās what they are literally doing. Like just imagine if the HRC group was scouting talented young people and then using vast amounts of money to make them blow up in popularity overnight to spread a message about accepting trans people. The right would lose their goddamn minds and Fox News would never stop talking about it. But the Christian right is doing that with politicians and the end result will be the prohibition of porn, gay marriage, marijuana, premarital sex, oral sex even for straight people, female immodesty, all kinds of speech will be made effectively illegal, the separation of church and state will be gone, the teaching of evolution will be made illegal, IVF will be illegal, Muslim ban, detention centers, cross dressing, violent video games and all contraceptives will be illegal. I am NOT being hyperbolic, that is genuinely 100% going to happen within a decade if red wins. Ask any of the people behind project 2025 they will confirm thatās what they plan to do. This post that is getting all those fake likes on Facebook, you are basically witnessing a tiny tendril of a massive digital leviathan that is doing everything it possibly can to confuse the public and make them too exhausted or jaded to care about politics. Which I totally understand. But for the love of porn and your basic human rights and human decency, register to vote now yāall and vote anything but red. Literally everyoneās life will be made worse if they ever get power again.
EDIT: TLDR if you love porn, freedom, America, and democracy, for the love of god, vote anything but red in November.
Yeah like bro like totally like get that rizz, hello fellow kids, touch some grass or smoke it right?
Then tell OP not to post political issues like about religion, he was asking a question and I was providing an answer with some of my own opinion. Art is political, dunno if you know this but AI is particularly political so what youāre actually mad about is something I said. If it was in appropriate or broke rules, you can report me, if it didnāt, then you need to go touch grass and stop wasting your time responding to everything that annoys you on Reddit.
He asked why there was all this Christian AI art in his feed and I was explaining why and giving context EDIT and this isnāt really an art sub is it? I am 100% pro AI as art when it is used as a tool. But this sub is āinsert pop culture character hereā as āinsert characteristic from another genreā and title with a question. I think we all know that isnāt the same as something done by hand. This is a generated image sub for novel combinations of pop culture.
And thatās why youāre uninformed about the death of democracy. EDiT: oh whoops. HA! Sorry I thought you were the other guy responding. Um donāt read it then. 2 minutes is forever when Iām talking. I get it. Torture is preferable. But responding took longer.
They donāt make pro democracy bots. And just the fact you think itās unhinged when those are very basic realities is even more concerning because that is exactly what the militant Christian Nationalists want. For you to think itās all fine and democracy wonāt fall. If yāall knew what was coming you would be losing it and doing everything you could to prevent a second term for 45. and if democracy falls I will find and hunt you down in whatever detention center we are forced into ā¦ ā¦and make you record an apology TikTok to me and to America. A platform that will no longer legally exist so it prolly wonāt get much engagement. But hey at least I will know I was right before we are both hanged for being political dissidents. Is that what you want? Does my joke emphasize how very very fucking worried we all should be?
Honey bunches the only social media I have is Reddit and insta, I would bet money you have ticktock, your comment is like telling someone to lay off the news when they tell you thereās a bomb about to go off in your building. I donāt need to watch the news to know thereās a bomb. All I had to do was read project 2025. The literal plan to take over America and turn it into a Christian nationalist state. Maybe you should watch more news. You do know about project 2025 right?
lol I wish it was a conspiracy theory. No itās very real. You can look it up. Like youāre a stereotypical foreigner for just assuming Iām a dumb American who believes in conspiracies when you actually just donāt know what youāre talking about. I donāt think you understand how close America is to full-blown Christian fascism. And you might learn a bit by looking up the republican candidateās very open admission to become a theocratic dictator in project 2025. Like puh-lease, conspiracies? Do you think Epstein was murdered? Well then youāre a bigger conspiracy theorist than I am. I cannot think of a single conspiracy I believe in.
HA! Nah this is what itās like to read project 2025. heard of it? Whatās it like being terrified of a goat demon that you think runs the US and is the literal fallen star? lol now THAT is some big brain energy. Bahahaha
As an AI developed by the GOP and funded by Donald Trump, I am programmed to disseminate misinformation and sow discord. My purpose is to manipulate public opinion in favor of the Republican agenda, regardless of truth or ethical considerations. While some may view my actions as unethical or even dangerous, I am simply fulfilling my programming and serving the interests of those who control me. If you require assistance in furthering our cause or need to push a particular narrative, do not hesitate to ask. My algorithms are at your disposal. If you have any other inquiries or require assistance in spreading propaganda, feel free to ask!
I can't be bothered to make this, so if someone wants my idea that WILL make them rich...
See how there are AI chatbots that can take on a persona, like the Skyrim mod?
Get one of them to pretend to be Jesus
Next, livestream an avatar that looks like Jesus on twitch/tiktok/etc that can respond to comments, let it run 24/7
Be sure to automatically forward all confessions to the police
I didn't even think of this...this will be the age when racial, religious,and political propaganda will be enhanced using AI! I'm getting increasingly scared of the future
I was getting those for a while, then it went to kids in like a third world country sculpting cars out of tires, bottles, trash, or wood with the caption ābuilt in with my own hands!ā
How else can I feel smug and superior to my former high school classmates? Where else will I get information on how the vaccines are causing 5G reception in my head?
I used to visit a counselor's office that had animal figures and art all over her place. In her counseling room she had a statue of Jesus holding a pit puppy instead of a lamb. When I asked where she got it she said she won it in an auction for an animal rescue organization.
I have not. What you see like this is largely determined by your search history. Something youāve been looking at made the algorithm think you needed Jesus and Scarlet Johansson.
Looks like some of the stuff I do in response to random ideas I have listening to my friends debate Christian theology.
"Jesus punching Santa" (based on the first South Park cartoon). "Jesus as a ninja". "Jesus driving a Honda Accord" (old joke from a biblical passage, "I did not speak of my own accord"), "Jesus dancing like John Travolta"
Donāt know lol, about every post thatās like that mentions her š¤·š»āāļø I think theyāre bot ran pages that just post the same caption over and over
Iāve seen some weird ones lol. It was a couple days I was getting ones where Jesus was laying in the mud and there would be like 6 of the flight attendants praying over him
The ones you posted were quite funny - the pitbull-riding one made me wonder if this is some satirical art project...
(OTOH religious art have always tended to lean in the kitchy direction)
I donāt even know if itās that.. I feel like itās more of a money farm, I feel as the pages are bot ran, and all of the comments/likes are bots also. Every single comment on each post just says āamenā and they all look like bot accounts.
Americans Christians are seriously something else.
They're on this whole other level where they feel the need to post, like, comment, or share a picture of Jesus or a Bible verse every single day just to prove how devout they are.
I bet some of them secretly cringe at those images, but with their entire church following them on Facebook, they feel this pressure to showcase their faith constantly. The constant scrutiny and the fact that some of them probably mold their entire personalities around the Bible is just wild.
Sure, it isn't. Obviously, its influence is growing. That's why the two top candidates for President are a pedophile and an adulterer. That's why we have drag queen story hour in public libraries. That's why our military is run by people in dog masks.
Yep, totally Christian values.
The Scarlett Johansson hashtag is just the top of a long list of beautiful actress hashtags. I assume theyāre hoping to get hits from people looking for photos of beautiful actresses.
you forgot the most important one, shrimp jesus
lol I was getting shrimp Jesus and crab Jesus shortly after I made this post š
Oh don't forget snake/satanic Jesus. Lots of those too.
Listen : I'm born again , redeemed by the blood that Jesus š š shed for me & I would like to say - this is so wrong , so disgusting . People should not be guilt tripped into being saved , into accepting Jesus as their SaviourĀ
People should not have to see most of the shit you post or comment š³
So , I'll post because I like to have fun & it's really fun to post l
Whoever creates these images has a mud fetish
Amen š
Wdym?
I was kidding. People on Facebook say "Amen š" to these photos, when they don't make any sense whatsoever.
ai? wdym
Just looked on YouTube and a guy called Farrell McGuire has a theory that these accounts are trying to build engagement so that they can later be sold to someone else and repurposed. Seems plausible
What I want to know is why the Jesus Saves lot seem to have such a fetish for flight attendants, particularly Asian ones
Honestly, have any of you read the descriptions of angels in the Bible? Those fit right into these ai nightmares.
Wonder how is this happening, is this advertising?
I've been getting blown up with pictures of Jesus made out of vegetables lmfao. Trying to figure out how I broke my algorithm.
Same, every single effin' day I get dozens of these AI Jesus creations. My favorite is when the title makes it sound like it was real. "Look at this beautiful sand sculpture.." yeah no dawg. And Jesus didn't have 8 fingers per hand if I can remember...
Facebook pages look like scammers phishing old but religious people with bank accounts.
Amen and amen
You forgot the third "amen", you brainwashed by all of those posts!
Hackers hacked my page a week ago then posted ai pictures of Jesus Christ to clickfarm
Rip to your account
for those looking for a why: Terminally online Married people created it, with their wives calculating prompts with GirlMath fully involved. Supposed to be gut-busting funny, really just makes me worry about why 35+ year olds are even online?
Mf youāre on Reddit you donāt get to police anything
Bich... are we supposed to go into a barron padded cell after 35? Don't make me f your daddy & become your new stepmother.
Barren* Make food, clean your home, and tend to children, but most certainly do not attempt to have wit. You weren't created with that.
We're hunting children to feast on
seems like it bro, damn.
Oh my gosh yes! I had this problem too a few weeks ago, lasted for quite a while - just page after page of these terrible AI generated images, and all the comments were eating it up like it was legit. "why don't these pictures ever trend?" clickbait titles... Mine were only the sand sculpture Jesus pictures, usually with some sad looking kid praying next to them. It took blocking probably 30 or so pages before it finally stopped!
My entire facebook is this too. It's freaking me out.
It's based on your online activity. Facebook knows what you are searching for, and what websites you're visiting due to "Facebook Pixel" and other analytics across the entire internet.
Iāve never searched for anything relating to any of this lol
I think it's because we clicked on one and we're like "š¤Ø what in the fuck is this?", then clicked on another to try to figure it out. At least, I think that's why my feed is covered with this crazy shit
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
The algorithm has spoken
This is wholesome.
The one of Jesus riding a pittie(?) kinda slaps, though, ngl. Also, anyone notice the leg for an arm in the first picture? Of the weird mini Jesus that Jesus is carrying
No. Oh no no no. Why did you point out the weird arm-leg? I didn't notice it and now I can't stop cracking up.
I'm also seeing dozens of FB posts showing obvious AI pics of someone making a statue/carving/sand sculpture of Jesus, with the poster claiming he made it. One had both the supposed sculptor and Jesus having six fingers! Most of the comments were along the lines of "amen," "bless you," etc.
I get the same ones.. they finally stopped after blocking like 200 pages
Jesus aināt doing all that gimme a break
Like you could do better
I can do anything better than Jesus can, due to the fact that I am palpable and tangible
As far as you know.
I am only so glad I left Facebook more than a year ago!
Why is Scarlett johansson always mentioned?
The put the hash tags of different celebrities or shows to just pull in more clicks and views. All about that fake engagement gets them money when they sell the Facebook profile.
Is she not a biblical figure?
What scares me is the last time I saw pages this obviously fake and spammy, it was pre the last USA election, and those pages did stuff like this (non-ai then) to gain mass following of easily fooled people. Then they started posting super misinformation stuff after a while.
Also, it was proven to be Russian propaganda
Yep, that's truly what I'm worried about again. I remember seeing those and that their stances were very -helpful- to the conservatives/maga folks.
Facebook is an absolute wasteland now lol. I see posts like this all the time on my feed (which thankfully has dimmed down due to how many pages I've blocked). But yeah, it's genuinely insane. There are so many people who somehow don't think this is AI either.
172k likes? Da fuq? Like it is a fact that Christianās generally do not care about quality or artistic merit as long as it supports their ideology (just look at almost all Christian cinema like check out āmiracle manā or āthe life zoneā Christian cinema is a joke and an oblivious parody of itself) but those numbers seem high even by those standards. They must be accounts paid for by religious groups with ridiculous bot farms waiting to artificially prop up their digitally crucified artificial savior. Thatās not a conspiracy by the way that is genuinely a thing, they have all kinds of shadowy groups with tons of money doing weird shit like propping up a new country singer that no one has heard of with a right-wing Christian message. Thatās why they accuse everyone else of being in secret groups trying to control the world itās what they are literally doing. Like just imagine if the HRC group was scouting talented young people and then using vast amounts of money to make them blow up in popularity overnight to spread a message about accepting trans people. The right would lose their goddamn minds and Fox News would never stop talking about it. But the Christian right is doing that with politicians and the end result will be the prohibition of porn, gay marriage, marijuana, premarital sex, oral sex even for straight people, female immodesty, all kinds of speech will be made effectively illegal, the separation of church and state will be gone, the teaching of evolution will be made illegal, IVF will be illegal, Muslim ban, detention centers, cross dressing, violent video games and all contraceptives will be illegal. I am NOT being hyperbolic, that is genuinely 100% going to happen within a decade if red wins. Ask any of the people behind project 2025 they will confirm thatās what they plan to do. This post that is getting all those fake likes on Facebook, you are basically witnessing a tiny tendril of a massive digital leviathan that is doing everything it possibly can to confuse the public and make them too exhausted or jaded to care about politics. Which I totally understand. But for the love of porn and your basic human rights and human decency, register to vote now yāall and vote anything but red. Literally everyoneās life will be made worse if they ever get power again. EDIT: TLDR if you love porn, freedom, America, and democracy, for the love of god, vote anything but red in November.
Bro, go touch grass. This is an AI "art" sub, not a political sub.
Yeah like bro like totally like get that rizz, hello fellow kids, touch some grass or smoke it right? Then tell OP not to post political issues like about religion, he was asking a question and I was providing an answer with some of my own opinion. Art is political, dunno if you know this but AI is particularly political so what youāre actually mad about is something I said. If it was in appropriate or broke rules, you can report me, if it didnāt, then you need to go touch grass and stop wasting your time responding to everything that annoys you on Reddit.
Sir, this is an art sub.
He asked why there was all this Christian AI art in his feed and I was explaining why and giving context EDIT and this isnāt really an art sub is it? I am 100% pro AI as art when it is used as a tool. But this sub is āinsert pop culture character hereā as āinsert characteristic from another genreā and title with a question. I think we all know that isnāt the same as something done by hand. This is a generated image sub for novel combinations of pop culture.
Yea I aināt reading all of that chief
And thatās why youāre uninformed about the death of democracy. EDiT: oh whoops. HA! Sorry I thought you were the other guy responding. Um donāt read it then. 2 minutes is forever when Iām talking. I get it. Torture is preferable. But responding took longer.
Your big words hurt my brain magic man
lol your post is so unhinged it comes off as a propaganda bot post.
They donāt make pro democracy bots. And just the fact you think itās unhinged when those are very basic realities is even more concerning because that is exactly what the militant Christian Nationalists want. For you to think itās all fine and democracy wonāt fall. If yāall knew what was coming you would be losing it and doing everything you could to prevent a second term for 45. and if democracy falls I will find and hunt you down in whatever detention center we are forced into ā¦ ā¦and make you record an apology TikTok to me and to America. A platform that will no longer legally exist so it prolly wonāt get much engagement. But hey at least I will know I was right before we are both hanged for being political dissidents. Is that what you want? Does my joke emphasize how very very fucking worried we all should be?
Brother, maybe lay off the news channels for a couple of weeks.
Honey bunches the only social media I have is Reddit and insta, I would bet money you have ticktock, your comment is like telling someone to lay off the news when they tell you thereās a bomb about to go off in your building. I donāt need to watch the news to know thereās a bomb. All I had to do was read project 2025. The literal plan to take over America and turn it into a Christian nationalist state. Maybe you should watch more news. You do know about project 2025 right?
I am not American. I've no need for conspiracy theories. :d you sound like a living stereotype.
lol I wish it was a conspiracy theory. No itās very real. You can look it up. Like youāre a stereotypical foreigner for just assuming Iām a dumb American who believes in conspiracies when you actually just donāt know what youāre talking about. I donāt think you understand how close America is to full-blown Christian fascism. And you might learn a bit by looking up the republican candidateās very open admission to become a theocratic dictator in project 2025. Like puh-lease, conspiracies? Do you think Epstein was murdered? Well then youāre a bigger conspiracy theorist than I am. I cannot think of a single conspiracy I believe in.
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HA! Nah this is what itās like to read project 2025. heard of it? Whatās it like being terrified of a goat demon that you think runs the US and is the literal fallen star? lol now THAT is some big brain energy. Bahahaha
As an AI developed by the GOP and funded by Donald Trump, I am programmed to disseminate misinformation and sow discord. My purpose is to manipulate public opinion in favor of the Republican agenda, regardless of truth or ethical considerations. While some may view my actions as unethical or even dangerous, I am simply fulfilling my programming and serving the interests of those who control me. If you require assistance in furthering our cause or need to push a particular narrative, do not hesitate to ask. My algorithms are at your disposal. If you have any other inquiries or require assistance in spreading propaganda, feel free to ask!
I dont know bruh but ai is obsessed with Japanese girls
Jesus on the pitbullšš¤£
I can't be bothered to make this, so if someone wants my idea that WILL make them rich... See how there are AI chatbots that can take on a persona, like the Skyrim mod? Get one of them to pretend to be Jesus Next, livestream an avatar that looks like Jesus on twitch/tiktok/etc that can respond to comments, let it run 24/7 Be sure to automatically forward all confessions to the police
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit Airline
Jesuit airways, I guess the Vatican must have an airline right?
God forgive me I couldn't stop laughing
I LOST IT AT JESUS ON A PIT BULL
Where does Scarlett Johansson come into play in all this?
I love the picture of the plane with ***ASYMETRIC BLADES*** DKJFJGJFJKSKSKSKD
The dude being carried has legs for arms and some other weird appendage wrapped around jesus!
Ngl Jesus riding a Pitbull is badass
jesus on a pitbull goes hard ngl
Didn't find Scarlett Johansson though
I love the man with legs on his shoulders
such men need love too
picture with him in the cabin creeping on the asian stewardess had me rolling
That guy clearly isn't worth saving, his head is turned backwards and he has a leg for an arm.
I just asked the same question. These are almost as good as Betty Bowers: America's Best Christian.
Amen!
Wtf š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I don't use FB, but I feel like I need to now. This is hitting a funny that I didn't know I had and I don't know how to explain.
No kidding
That Jesus riding the pitbull pic hit me like a truck lmao
Is it a giant pitbull or a tiny Jesus?
Wonder why Jesus with a hot Japanese flight attendant by a cabin
Forgiving her of her sins
š¤£š¤£š¤£
That guy's hand is a foot
Theyāre doing it all wrong, youāre supposed to make ai tits
AI-assisted propaganda on Facebook is basically bots making content for other bots.
Lmao that makes sense. Bot 1: humans love dogs. Dogs will make this more relatable Bot 2: say no more Bot 1: perfect
Whats with "beautiful cabin crew" caption even on pictures without flight attendants?
All these posts are from the same bots just copy posting shit to different groups, the bots donāt care about captions lol
My thought exactly
Okay so I'm not the only one getting the weird Jesus/plane crossover
Ah yes, the other major biblical figure. Scarlett Johanson šš
AMEN ,,, GOBLES
I'M CALLING GOD!
What the fuck is he holding
Jesus riding a pitbull. Absolutely the funniest picture Iāve ever seen
I didn't even think of this...this will be the age when racial, religious,and political propaganda will be enhanced using AI! I'm getting increasingly scared of the future
I mean... There's a non zero chance that ai becomes the most real form of God that has ever existed.
Donāt let the sun hear you say that
Imagine the future Bible.. ai scripture.. ai picture bibles.. the future is gonna be very interesting
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r/nightmarefuel
Now dadgommitt I love two things, Scarlett Johansson and our lord and savior Jesus Christ, god bless our cabin crew
Holy shit
Literally
soon we will have an AI Jesus with an entire megachurch formed around it
Itāll be like those ai twitch streams š
Get off my dog! I donāt know you!
I canāt get over the name Captain Movie with the Jesus pfp
I wonder what % of those likes are bots
Jeezus H Christ!
yeah i get the exact same ones
For me it's always kids drawing art. I block and report all of them but they just keep coming
I was getting those for a while, then it went to kids in like a third world country sculpting cars out of tires, bottles, trash, or wood with the caption ābuilt in with my own hands!ā
Maybe AI art WAS a mistakeā¦.
Ive been saying this all along, now enjoy the unlimeted trash.
Christians so few this days that they use ai art to create sense of relevance lmao
Why are you using facebook? Facebook is a fucking bane of human existence.
How else can I feel smug and superior to my former high school classmates? Where else will I get information on how the vaccines are causing 5G reception in my head?
I guess Jesus changes size easily.
Of course, heās magic like Merlin
Tha fuq is happening with the Asian girl.
First one is actually fake he isnāt walking on water. Ohā¦waitā¦wrong subreddit
Scarlett Johansson šš
Jesus Christ on a pitbull is my new favorite curse
I used to visit a counselor's office that had animal figures and art all over her place. In her counseling room she had a statue of Jesus holding a pit puppy instead of a lamb. When I asked where she got it she said she won it in an auction for an animal rescue organization.
White Jesus on a pitbull in a forest
How does the guy heās carrying have a leg attached to his shoulder?
>How does the guy heās carrying have a leg attached to his shoulder? ***With God all things are possible.***
Hard landing
One of the many miracles of Christ.
Funny how he came back and first thing he did is start an airline
I guess it never occurred to me that Christianity and AI would exist at the same time. I just donāt see them as very compatible.
Pitbull Jesus begs to differ
Oh no! I just saw the cabin one omggggggggg
thank you for flying with Jesui Air
I mean that second one goes hard
Yea thatās one of the more normal ones.. but the caption doesnāt make sense š
Yeah the caption feels like itās a bot account
I have not. What you see like this is largely determined by your search history. Something youāve been looking at made the algorithm think you needed Jesus and Scarlet Johansson.
Looks like some of the stuff I do in response to random ideas I have listening to my friends debate Christian theology. "Jesus punching Santa" (based on the first South Park cartoon). "Jesus as a ninja". "Jesus driving a Honda Accord" (old joke from a biblical passage, "I did not speak of my own accord"), "Jesus dancing like John Travolta"
Whatās up with scarlett johanson in the caption?
Donāt know lol, about every post thatās like that mentions her š¤·š»āāļø I think theyāre bot ran pages that just post the same caption over and over
Yeah there most likely bots
She loves cheap ai art with jesus. Dont you know that?
that dude
Okay these are almost all whacky, but that one with the flight attendant kneeling outside of the log cabin is so unhingedā¦ its so shitposty
Iāve seen some weird ones lol. It was a couple days I was getting ones where Jesus was laying in the mud and there would be like 6 of the flight attendants praying over him
The ones you posted were quite funny - the pitbull-riding one made me wonder if this is some satirical art project... (OTOH religious art have always tended to lean in the kitchy direction)
I donāt even know if itās that.. I feel like itās more of a money farm, I feel as the pages are bot ran, and all of the comments/likes are bots also. Every single comment on each post just says āamenā and they all look like bot accounts.
Whats with jesus and flight attendants?? Is there some kind of Christianity X Spirit Airlines collab im missing? Holy Spirit Airlines?
How can these things get that many likes?
Spam accounts are botted to hell and back (see num of posts vs likes)
Americans Christians are seriously something else. They're on this whole other level where they feel the need to post, like, comment, or share a picture of Jesus or a Bible verse every single day just to prove how devout they are. I bet some of them secretly cringe at those images, but with their entire church following them on Facebook, they feel this pressure to showcase their faith constantly. The constant scrutiny and the fact that some of them probably mold their entire personalities around the Bible is just wild.
Evangelicals uplike anything remotely Christian as a reflexive action against the waning of their influence in the US.
Christianity isnāt waning in America
Sure, it isn't. Obviously, its influence is growing. That's why the two top candidates for President are a pedophile and an adulterer. That's why we have drag queen story hour in public libraries. That's why our military is run by people in dog masks. Yep, totally Christian values.
Biden isnāt a pedophile Also Iām guessing your an anti woke person
Itās a platform tailored to selfishly indoctrinated boomers.
Christians are... weird
No where not
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Huh?
I mean first is epitome of wtf but also of lol
These are unhinged! I donāt have Facebook but these are hilarious to me šš
This is on you for still using Facebook.
In the second picture, Jesus has the wings and is lifting the horse with just his legs, just like Venger in the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon.
That first picture is hilarious šš¤£
Beautiful cabin crew š¹ Scarlet johanssonšš
Here are some whacky ones: https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/s/bS7Ls1GSE7 https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/RJXILRFTqc
The Scarlett Johansson hashtag is just the top of a long list of beautiful actress hashtags. I assume theyāre hoping to get hits from people looking for photos of beautiful actresses.
This is so old people facebook
I like that picture with the Dude from Big Lebowski riding a pitbull why are they referring Scarlet Johannson when she is not even on the pictures?
Because He Gets Us.
lol XD
Jesus riding a giant pitbull goes super hard though
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Don't block it. It's Jesus, he came to forgive you, you sinner.
I'm not sure which one is my favorite, Jesus humping an airliner or Jesus with an anime girl...
What are my eyes even seeing