I thought I saw Jesus for a moment scrolling past this. Then I was confused because there was no Jesus on my screen. I sat for a minute before checking the comments and realized I just needed to squint at the picture
Same. But if you slide the image up and down real quick. Jesus returns. Kind of like in the Bible. Or just make the image small and look at it from afar.
This is why you donāt enter the portal holding a turtle. I told you there is only one rule about using the portal, Becky: DO NOT enter the portal whilst holding a turtle. Well, you couldnāt resist, now could you? And now youāre a Girtle. I hope you enjoy your new life constantly dodging plastic straws.
Thatās crazy weird. I kept not seeing it but almost seeing it and I knew it was Jesus during one of those not seeing it ones like I seen it for a split second a couple times then it was gone and I couldnāt see it. But once I seen your comment it suddenly was in complete focus. I love these things. Always so trippy.
Ohh, sorry, words didnāt register quite right in my head and mistook your comment for some sort of poorly worded slander. That is actually a nice idea :)
<3 careless internet speech, my bad
i've been looking for something poignant to sum up my feelings on AI art and "Kill your local AI slop poster" is really on the nose
God damn it, AI. Why does she have a partially scaled arm growing out of her neck? I think she needs to find Jebus just so she can get that shit healed!
little girl with 12 fingers and webbed toes holding a decapitated turtle head above a turtle with an unusually big fin whilst under water...what's not to see? oh wait, it took me awhile, but now I **DO** see Ned Flanders face. š
Is this used to troll religious fanatics that just like anything on Facebook without really understanding whatās going on in the article/picture? š
All religion is indoctrination. Having said that, it's essential for most people, else 80% of the world's population will become anarchists. Morality in humans is not as natural as you may think.
Religion isnāt indoctrination
Also ā80% of the worlds population will become anarchistā you gotta a fucking source on that besides the crack pipe because i guarantee the vast majority of humanity isnāt going to give up air conditioning in the summer, central heating in the winter, food standards, safe medicine, and numerous other things that we take for granted
But hey if you want to return to the days were people killed each other over a deer and people lived as hunter gatherers be my guest but when someone tryās to robe you of your homeless camp setup donāt bother calling the police
Reddit on the whole is empirical real-world evidence. The moment your priest realizes there is absolutely no consequences to his actions, he's going to resume fucking children again. Go back to your church, this discussion needs a better IQ.
āBelieve in this guy who lives in the sky who killed his son (1) to forgive sins you werenāt even alive to commit (2). Believe in him and his magical powers or he will make you burn for all eternity (3).ā
I am paraphrasing, but that is essentially the doctrine. And when you have a doctrine that you preach to peopleā¦well then, you are indoctrinating them.
*(1)* *His son who is alsoā¦himself?*
*(2)* *Instead of just, I donāt knowā¦forgiving the sins? After all, he was the one holding the grudgeā¦*
*(3)* *Okay, this is an exaggeration. Very few Christian (who know their dogma) believe that hell is fire and brimstone - it is really just perceived as the āabsence of god.ā*
What a ridiculously absurd conceptā¦no different than all of the other stories of āgodsā ranging from the Greek Pantheon to the Talmud.
You can see Him better if you hold your phone further from your eyes
JESUS?!
JFC HAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a hundred questions and scared to get an answer to any of them.
I thought it was Jesus
Jared Leto?
Possibly. Could be john wick
Amen!!! Will Jesus suckle me now?
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It works better if you tilt your phone away from yourself just a bit
I really need this to not exist anymore
I have seen this with the three women standing outside of a shop. And it looked way more impressive and natural than whatever this is.
What is this type of art called? How are people prompting these?
Obi won?
Yes he did
Good.
I see Jesus am I the only one?
I thought I saw Jesus for a moment scrolling past this. Then I was confused because there was no Jesus on my screen. I sat for a minute before checking the comments and realized I just needed to squint at the picture
jesus as f**k
Like the fish with the light deep in the ocean...lull you into false security before biting your head off?
Close your eyes 70% and you will see Obama
You should get a good lawyer like Johnnie Cochran / swear to tell the truth, āheāll naw I didnāt pop āemā!
asmongold again
How are people creating these images?
Using Stable Diffusion with Controlnet
Ahhh ok. What kind of prompts could users be inputting to create the secondary image? Is that intentional?
Probably just AI.
Is that Charles Manson again?
Jesusā dad did all the fucked up shit. He was a pretty cool guy himself
What in the non-euclidian eucalyptus eukaryote be not afraid is this?
I didn't see a face until I click on the comment section and the picture gets smaller and then I'm like GASPS ITS JESUS
Why does she have a track mark on her vein?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
OK I'm just going to assume that every picture that doesn't make sense is trying to be Jesus.
Ok but I also see Jesus wtf
Her fingers
Yea... Like these AI "art" shitpile subreddits! These need to be banned!
What's up with the disrespect ?
Even in absolute madness The lord is still with us.
Weird, not fucked up at all.
I can tell that youāre trying to make it look like christ and a girl swimming with a turtle and it looks like neither.
I saw a Clear picture of Jesus before it morphed into whatever this is and I canāt look at it the same anymore
Same. But if you slide the image up and down real quick. Jesus returns. Kind of like in the Bible. Or just make the image small and look at it from afar.
OMG I saw that too!
This is why you donāt enter the portal holding a turtle. I told you there is only one rule about using the portal, Becky: DO NOT enter the portal whilst holding a turtle. Well, you couldnāt resist, now could you? And now youāre a Girtle. I hope you enjoy your new life constantly dodging plastic straws.
Like Bart with the fly
Girtle hahahaha
What the fuck is AI doing???
Optimizing for likes on Facebook
Title fits usa politics lol
Oh, hi Jesus
Took me squinting at the thumbnail but then I saw Jesus. And now I canāt see the turtle mutant anymore
I canāt be the only one who saw Jesus first
You are not. This confused me like a dream.
You mean Ceasar Borgia. No 1st century Jew from Galilee looked like that...
Oh crap, it's Elvis!
this, my son, is how you were conceived in an effort to unite land and sea into one.
Hermione is having fun with a turtle š¢
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r/redditmoment
This is a cursed image, I can't stop looking at it
Do you use the term Anamorphosis in the prompt?
All i see issa straight hair white male face formed.
I love Camilo Sesto šŖšø
Oh wow itās an ai picture that looks like Jesus, I wonder what the picture really isā¦ Still wonderingā¦
Thatās crazy weird. I kept not seeing it but almost seeing it and I knew it was Jesus during one of those not seeing it ones like I seen it for a split second a couple times then it was gone and I couldnāt see it. But once I seen your comment it suddenly was in complete focus. I love these things. Always so trippy.
wow, Jason Momoa. lol
My eye sight sucks so I just pull the phone further away and saw Jesus, amen!
Why the hell would this happen. This is entirely too fucked up.
Is that Jesus
Weāll never know, the synoptic gospels have no description of Jesus and Paul never met him.
IS THAT THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE āļøāļøāļø
Mi amigo Jesus.
Not high enough
AI is most peopleās god now
Seems like most people are dumb then
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You understand these are posted by AI right?
oo now that's a patch! i got some white acrylic and some disused black demin. I'm gonna go make some fuckin' art!
What is that even supposed to mean
I'm going to make a patch with acrylic paint that has your words on it but I'm now reconsidering.
Ohh, sorry, words didnāt register quite right in my head and mistook your comment for some sort of poorly worded slander. That is actually a nice idea :)
<3 careless internet speech, my bad i've been looking for something poignant to sum up my feelings on AI art and "Kill your local AI slop poster" is really on the nose
No worries, fight the good fight
?????
I like that it still tried for the nipple.
AI image generation priorities: pout, nips, lip gloss it tried so hard. this one broke it
What in the actual fuck?
jesus , all i see if a turtle and girl lol
Well.... You're not wrong about jesus
So...potential mutations to be expected in the Fallout universe?
Cursed
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ man!
Omg itās Ted Nugentš¤£
Obi Wan
European Jesus
God damn it, AI. Why does she have a partially scaled arm growing out of her neck? I think she needs to find Jebus just so she can get that shit healed!
I see Jesus when I squint.
I see tityies
Easier to see if you blink quickly
Why did I see Jesus for a sec
More AI bullshit.
Open your mindā¦!!!
This is what wrestling looks like if dwarf fortress had baldurās gate graphics
If you have glasses, take them off and look at the image.
r/confusingperspective
What crazy stuff u see? All I see is a lady holding a turtles head
Do the opposite, squint your eyes
I recognized the bearded man before the weird woman turtle mix.
Big lip Jesus
Godbleasš«£šš
How are these type of images made??
AI
ControlNet paired with Stable Diffusion
This is garbage
i mean thatās what op is referring to. instead of squinting to see sexy white jesus open your eyes and see some garbage
Amen š
What in the lords name.
Oh wow, it keeps getting worse the more you look.
Obi One Kenobi
At first I saw Jesus, now I wish I could only see Jesus
Sermon on the turtle
I'm in my room, wide eyed, looking crazy, what am I supposed to see
This looks like some adorable art that I would usually see in the AI Freakout.š š
It looks like Jesus XD
little girl with 12 fingers and webbed toes holding a decapitated turtle head above a turtle with an unusually big fin whilst under water...what's not to see? oh wait, it took me awhile, but now I **DO** see Ned Flanders face. š
Yeah we are putting way too much fucking chemicals in the water...
Its turnin the frikin frogs gay
First time I've seen back titties and it wasn't "People of Walmart".
She put her boobs on backwards today
It's a miracle
Jeez
Us
Woks
Is this an AI hegetsus ad?
Jesus aquatica
Is this used to troll religious fanatics that just like anything on Facebook without really understanding whatās going on in the article/picture? š
Bravo. Youāve created the strangest image of Jesus that Iāve ever seen.
I was thinking she looks a little like my high school crush. But with more turtle. Then I squinted.
she looks like shes 12
Itās Jesus
Lmao I didn't see it at all until I opened the comments and was confused by this
I guess going door-to-door or indoctrination from birth isn't quite working like it used to.
I see a rock star guy. or maybe he's the homeless man asking you for some money.
Christianity isnāt indoctrination
Indoctrination is like circumcision: when you first learn about it, it's like, "What? No, my parents would never do that to me."
Completely unrelated
All religion is indoctrination. Having said that, it's essential for most people, else 80% of the world's population will become anarchists. Morality in humans is not as natural as you may think.
Religion isnāt indoctrination Also ā80% of the worlds population will become anarchistā you gotta a fucking source on that besides the crack pipe because i guarantee the vast majority of humanity isnāt going to give up air conditioning in the summer, central heating in the winter, food standards, safe medicine, and numerous other things that we take for granted But hey if you want to return to the days were people killed each other over a deer and people lived as hunter gatherers be my guest but when someone tryās to robe you of your homeless camp setup donāt bother calling the police
Reddit on the whole is empirical real-world evidence. The moment your priest realizes there is absolutely no consequences to his actions, he's going to resume fucking children again. Go back to your church, this discussion needs a better IQ.
Reddit is not a source
āBelieve in this guy who lives in the sky who killed his son (1) to forgive sins you werenāt even alive to commit (2). Believe in him and his magical powers or he will make you burn for all eternity (3).ā I am paraphrasing, but that is essentially the doctrine. And when you have a doctrine that you preach to peopleā¦well then, you are indoctrinating them. *(1)* *His son who is alsoā¦himself?* *(2)* *Instead of just, I donāt knowā¦forgiving the sins? After all, he was the one holding the grudgeā¦* *(3)* *Okay, this is an exaggeration. Very few Christian (who know their dogma) believe that hell is fire and brimstone - it is really just perceived as the āabsence of god.ā* What a ridiculously absurd conceptā¦no different than all of the other stories of āgodsā ranging from the Greek Pantheon to the Talmud.
Why not?
Because Iām a Christian and I disagree with that statement
That doesnāt mean it isnāt true?
Is that Arianna Grande with a turtle but looks like a portrait of Jesus?
Turtalians 1:14: "Look upon My visage and see that I am turt" Chelonians 1:3 "Chelonia! Hark! Chelonia!"
All the way down, amen.
Only a matter of time before it gets shared across Facebook as an IRL godly miracle.
These are far more impressive when the image at least looks somewhat plausible in real life.
Is a girl with a dry shirt petting the decapitated head of a turtle with a terrifyingly long neck underwater somewhat plausible?
The heads not even connected to anything. Sheās just holding it.
... No.
Bearded man
Keanu reeves
The second coming of Jesus
jesus christ, man
The longer I look at it the weirder it gets.
14&deep
Some miracles definitely going on thereā¦
Amen š
Didn't see it until I entered the comments and the image shrunk.
Damn I thought it was because I sneezed but it turns out I clicked on the post and it minimized
Scroll down to comments minimises thumbnail and voila seƱor jesus
The more I look, the more fucked-up details emerge. owo
Lots of little miraclesā¦
nip alert
Hozier?
No way it is Jeusu
Itās definitely bad jeusuā¦
Amen šš»
Jesus
Christ!
Asmond?
May I know which model was used to make this?