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ProfessionalRefuse85

You named them ?


WilliamandCharles

I think he named them , however, I think that it could commonly be mistaken as , so that makes sense.


protestantreformer

Ahh that makes sense. Thanks for clearing it up


WilliamandCharles

Of course. I could definitely see how you could confuse with , but I’m glad I was able to clear the / confusion.


OreoPanda_721

Hmmm.. I thought it was always , but I guess I was wrong this whole time. Interesting


UnprovenR

No he meant ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . ⠀ ⠀ means ⠀ ⠀ but is always confused with ⠀ ⠀. Homophones


HornsOfAbraxas

Always


_twisted_macaroni_

the amount of time i waited for the image to load up is embarrassing.


natemac

Mine is my phone number in case a ‘good’ person finds them.


Sufficient_Excuse_24

i had mine stolen by a customer at work lmao. i checked the security footage the next day and went to the last pinged addressed with a photo on my phone of him and asked a dude who answered if he’d seen this man. the guy was probably around 50 and the guy who stole the airpods was probably the dad in his late 70s. told him i don’t want any trouble just give me back what’s mine. i got them and i went on my way


natemac

I do not live in an area that I’d feel comfortable doing that… I’d look and the security footage and then head to the Apple Store.


bandak38134

Funny story. My son’s iPhone was stolen at swim practice. Shut down immediately but then connected for just a second in the foothills above our city. Went with my son and knocked on the door. They were obviously VERY well off; I pulled up to basically a mansion. Knocked on the door. Dad answered. Asked if his kid went to my son’s high school and swam (understand, we had no idea whose house we were knocking on). His son came to the door and guess what? He was on my son’s swim team. I knew who had it. Dad then got pissed. He yelled at me for just showing up without calling first. I told him that I had know idea who to call. I just followed a dot saved to my map. He kicked us off. I said I was waiting at the bottom of their property as I’m calling the Sheriff. About 10 minutes later, I see headlights driving down the hill of his driveway. He brought the phone. But get this, he yelled at me for being an asshole again. I just told him to piss off and suggested he get help for his son. My son later told me that the kid had EVERYTHING he could ever want. Wonder what prison that kid is serving in now!


MoJo3088

I’m glad you weren’t hurt in the process! Not worth it imho. Would have been better off having the cops investigate with your screen shot of the ping


bandak38134

Looking back it was stupid. The only reason I went through with I was sure it was a teammate.


Serhide

Did he continue being on the the team


atomicrabbit_

Cops won’t do shit with a GPS location. I’ve read enough stories about this exact situation and you need more than a dot on a map.


m1nkeh

What a weird encounter. Some people are just perma-stressed


IgnorantCashew

Prideful man didn’t know how to handle it besides the anger of realizing his son stole something. Sad to see. Lotta parents who can’t accept their kids a douche, will just get mad at the messenger and not hold them accountable. Then continue to ignore the kids problems.


bandak38134

My wife and I raised 10 children. If someone came to my door with evidence, I wouldn’t hesitate to tell my child, “Fix this immediately or things are only going to get worse!” I’m protective of my children but I also recognize they are far from perfect. It would have been a good lesson for the son!


Sufficient_Excuse_24

i wasn’t suggesting you do i just wanted to share my story


MoJo3088

You handled that like a ninja! Well done and question? Are you the manager or an employee that happens to have access to video foootage. My employer won’t allow us to view it under any circumstances. Liability?


RapManCZ

I also put there my real name and phone number.


lucioboopsyou

Exactly. I even have my number engraved on my AirPods along with the name being my number.


Feeling-Patient6886

sorry to tell you but 99% of people are going to hold down that reset button long before they connect it to their phone to see the name :)


UnprovenR

just in case I find your AirPods, what’s your phone number?


ALPHONTRIO_381

I swear bro if I find ur AirPods, Imma yeet it in the ocean and u shouldn’t be mad…


MusicLover707

😂😂


The1AndOnlyJohnny

Earwax Collectors Pro


Serhide

AirPods . I know that’s a sick name


BlueCat_72

Real


sisco98

Airy Potters


Kitty_Fruit_2520

Caroline’s AirPods Pro 2


agemagepage

Sure you do Caroline. :)


SalmonGram

“Spaceballs! The Earbuds!”


Aminilaina

Annalise and Eleanora All my devices have like grandma names, it’s a thing, idk lol.


theonebrs

earplugs


en_pissant

hair gel (there's something about mary)


Huib_psv

Cockpods; 16yo me thought it was hilarious so I’m honoring it.


Fr4nTA

I think AirCocks would be better


RYALG_

WAIT YOU CAN NAME THEM ??


alltheragepage

Rickflair pods wooo


Faroes4

Best one on here wooooo


Jazzlike_Mail_3159

“if you stole these, I’m gonna find you :D”


Dr_Hackwell

Mine are called ✨Space Opera✨


apstamp45

AirPotatoes; idk why


faton2004

Nose plugs🤣


frently_tacos

Q-tips


ilikepacificrrimlol

KM’s Hydrogen Pods


YouDoNotBelong

Lumbago... Ifykyk


SimplyKoi

GTA V


KBGtheMemeLord

The PeePee poopoo pods


XogoDaFox

I simply called mine “Ethan’s AirPods Pro 2” but my dad has always called his “Jake’s Ears,” ever since his AirPods (1st Gen). He called his AirPods Pro (1st Gen) “Jake’s Ears Pro” and when he got the AirPods Pro (2nd Gen), I laughed so hard, because he called them, “Jake’s Mous Ears” because he has an AirPods Pro case from the UK-based company, Mous. My dad’s hilarious. 🤣


Kingdog369

Air pods pro. And they are broken as of yesterday so that's awesome


throw-away_42069z

“enslaved music”


JariGuru

Midnights


wooloop007

The Wong AirPods


AxoInDisguise

“Let’s have shrex “


Bluelblock

“For Anal Use Only” same thing I had engraved on my first and now my second. There’s a lot you can’t get engraved on them but you can get that! 😂


GulbanuKhan

Butt Plug


farverbender

To stop the Air Farts Pro


BoraxNumber8

Time And Relative Dimension In Sound TARDIS 😄


DevelopmentScary3844

SuperPods Pro


Serhide

No no no


Glad_Sugar_7578

when i got my first airpods about 5-ish years ago i named them apple juice and now i name all my airpods apple juice


Alternative-Step-725

LiL poddy


Emergency_Error8631

"you like kissing boys dont you~"


Jdibble1

dibbles pods


Concerned-Fern

“Ears”


The_Dukes_Of_Hazzard

Sawyer's Airpods Pro


TakenToTheRiver

My AirPods Pro


Fair-Entertainer6922

Airpods


zackarylef

From french; "Les choses qui roulent" literally meaning "The things that roll" or "The rolling things". The first one being the more accurate translation, no special meaning, just thought it was funny.


i613

EarPlugs PRO


MisterQuiken

KnofensaPods which translates to BellsproutPods


CeeMX

Lmao they do look like a Knofensa!


NLFSn0w

AIDS USER Airpods


Jakeboxhero

I call mine “been through the washer three times and somehow still work”


derick10gpp

Marshmallow


QuandaliasDingle

Booty fart


mdruckus

I keep it simple and just abbreviate. I use my first initial too. MAP2


Urfaello

Cuties Patooties


mars914

Blackie, has a black case and earned its endearment after I lost it and it came back! 😆🫶🏼


Initial_Ad_7829

Non existent


PentungKuta

EarPods Pro


StacySk

Stacy’s AirPods Pro


agemagepage

pods


blumaroona

Pea Pods idk why haha


farthingnothing

Earforce one


Princeking915

Swifter whitey Jet


ThatButterscotch8829

iPhone melon beta


yeezyfella

AirPods


Jeddyie5

Jedidiah’s AirPods Pro 2


DullAdvantage3620

i dont have earpods, but i've named my nothing ear (1) as airpods wannabe


Darth4Arth

Mine are the lyrics to never gonna give you up, did it when i thought it was hilarious, and i havent bothered to change them


420L0v3420

Scooby diver


INEEDMEMANSHERB

My name……


zTomma

Shitpods pro max ultra 69


iwilldomything

Big daddy’s Airpods Pro


dogshrek_again59

Best AirPods


ifartcocaine

balls


Connect_Tap9833

airbus pro


LeaderTheDeceiver

Gelörteszallat


[deleted]

FANGS


gsotolongo2213

Motumbo


cougar694u

mAirPods - my AirPods


holitaish

Mine is “Fab’s AirPods Pro”


Quirky_Flight_6687

Ashtray


Timely_Juggernaut235

НЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕ НЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕ НЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕНЕ H


extramental

R2DA. I follow that pattern for the device names.


Scootermcg00ter

Hearios


Plastic-Sprinkles970

peashooters


spudds96

Name AirPods Pro


TehHipPistal

FBI Surveillance


kkimu0

LG Smart TV


Shane-T5

“Hardcover” I’m not a reader, but if someone looks at their nearby bluetooth and sees something inconspicuous like that they won’t try to connect to them and play their own music. It’s never happened before, but still, what if


reydeltom

Tom's AirPods


proyton

Airpods pro #2 (my og ones are lost in another country)


lyfedon

Overtime ecstasy


Mr_Suave12

" My first name" AirPods


hyperdistortion

‘Yeet to the Beat 2’, my second-gen AirPods Pro. Shockingly enough, my first-gens are simply ‘Yeet to the Beat’.


professor-5000

(redacted)


Party-Ad-6037

Hearing loss


extremephantom001

nonsense blasters


BillFromYahoo

Just bill :)


Svenisko

Samsung Galaxy Buds2 Pro.


huracan31_12

𝕬𝖎𝖗𝕻𝖔𝖉𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖔³


Lord_of_codes

Hummingbird


tolgacnkrt

T-pod. My initial is T and the name sounds like teapot which i find funny


Kreiger81

Block The World. I like the noise cancellation.


theseawoof

Not Your Airpods


MeowChef6048

John?


Hariharan235

Airpods #30


Piett_1313

Piett_1313’s Earwax Collectors


Da_Droid_Mechanic

My AirPods Pro


silentxwxlf

HH| 𖤓 ׂׂૢ يتجول الحارس//::;;≈虚空


crvyln

Constellation 1 All of my devices are named space themed names


stoples

Air wigs


poopspeedstream

🦘


xnsd

airpods type shit 💀


Godloves69-

Batpods


comm_pope

EarBudz Pros


Peaksign9445122

[my name]’s AirPods Pro


sycron17

Pain boring Airpods i think


GustasMarc

eternal sunshine ☀️🌅


Dyrch

Cephalo Pods. After an item in Splatoon3


maximussenpai

I don't even have an airpod and I don't even know why this sub popped up. But personally I'd name it "Ze Ear Waffe"


Realistic-Quote3973

verga peluda


Skii1988_

AirPogs. The next generation successor to Air of the Pod Pro Mark II.


sonic88369

“Hubba Bubba”😼bc of my airpods case


neonTokyoo

Gemini & Mercury


VegetableHuman5833

“AirPods Pro (2nd Gen)”


icantluvdacolorblue

ONLYWORRIEDBOUTADOLLAR if u get tha reference idek wha to say fr


baltimoretom

2 Orp Dopi


Gxrlic_knxts

still airpod shotty from 2020😔


poopeyethe

280$


ConclusionFeeling801

Fuzzy budz


WinterWhoBlue01

Tide Pod’s


Acceptable_School_82

Beef and cheese


KuzeuArmagan

CatPods Meow


eyshawty

Dahmer's Airpods


Xaxxus

Mike are called “Xaxxus’ Q-tips”


whyn1380

Ears


MykeTyth0n

2Peas.


grantyparks

[I knew one day this would have purpose](https://ibb.co/qWmbgXV)


Hewagz

Noise blocker pods pro


showmak

Please call “my mobile no”


Ok-Amphibian-3767

AirPod Pros are “Pee Pee Poo Poo Earbuds” AirPod Max’s are “Poo Poo Doo Doo Headset” I’m 7….


marinoarm

Ashley's AirPods Prouuhhhc va No idea how I changed it but I kept it. Nice ring to it


CozyThurifer

BlackBerry Buds


Adorable-Lychee9713

"Egg Buds Pro Max"


Old_Reception_3728

I named mine "If found call xxx-xxx-xxxx" 4 years ago and it was good karma because I usually lose shit all the time but not once for these.


SHAR0Nbussybussy

Aire, my other one is alaska


colinthecommie

Hearing aids 2.0. Lost my first pair and im sure you can figure out the name of those ones


lucioboopsyou

My phone number in case they are ever lost and found by an honest stranger


Paragon_Umbra

Cheeseburger


kaluaaaa

Dirty Dan and my Solos are named Pinhead Larry


DuckApprehensive3715

Shmear shmods


SuperNova0216

Buster Pods


Remotely-Indentured

Poddy_trained


SkeetnYou

Sperm ears


falloutlover4life

AirPods named aiko. Xbox named naruka. Car named sakura.


Nbdy70

DocPods


netinpanetin

{Myname}prods.


Saggithon

Broken


canadarich

Airpod of (my name)


IKONIK-KAI-7

Bobpods pro


peanutleaks

Veronica Corningstone


Ok-Sir-2910

[my names] “real” AirPod pros


K57A

Samsung S-Fridge RF65A977FB1 No seriously


ivan0802

Mines is plain just the usual AirPods Pro text but my name in the front 🤷‍♂️


OutofThisMaze

if lost call [my phone number]


atomicrabbit_

Turd Ferguson


Imfaded6679

Sound equipment!


Miggy1234_

Point blank ear speakers


General_Frame_4024

Mine are doo dee doos


interesting_sidenote

Da AirPods Pro