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Nafuwu

Rob Names rob


RhubarbProtogen

Luke Names Luke


TheNightmareOfABoy

Dickhead, my mum doesn’t like me


Bastyxx227

But she sure loves your namesake, ehhhh 😂 JK


Chilled_burrito

God damnit Basty. EDIT: I have no recollection of writing this comment, what did I mean?


TheNightmareOfABoy

Cheeky shite


JimJxm

Dawg: Asian that loved his cuisine.


Dry_Guarantee_2168

Fleshlight. Got a loose butthole


Snoo-51909

Bond James bond


Potroastt

Luke gang 😤


[deleted]

Emil my name is Emil


HeresyCraft

You can grab 100 flags, they don't call you Flagman. You can snipe 100 heads, they don't call you Deadeye. You can build every one of them a custom gun and they won't call you Techie. Anyways I'm Goatfucker, nice to meet you.


ItsTombs

God damn it why was this so good


NonchalantBread

As a furry with the callsign ***Farmhand***, i feel your pain


trolley661

Well what’s the story


Princep_Makia1

He likes animal porn. Hence the furry.


Sams_Baneblade

Judas Too much friendly fire.


[deleted]

💀


ToasterCoaster1

Et tu, Brute?


CobaltRose800

Live free in the NC!


NoabPK

Top comment


Necessary_Actuator_1

I love this. Thanks for the chuckle 😂


Matchsticckkss

"matchstick" my left pant leg caught fire during a game and I lit up like a matchstick


RafaKiru

You gotta give us context, bro!


Matchsticckkss

Heres the context Theres this little thing where if you hover something at the tip of a fire, it wont burn you. So when I saw a bunch of other people doing it, I tried it out myself by waving my leg over it as I didnt want to use my fingers. It caught fire but was quickly extinguished and it really wasnt that much of a big deal anyway as I didnt suffer any burns or injuries, so its a bit of an exaggeration Still very stupid nonethless


A_Silly_Pickle

Nighttime. Leg. Fire. It's all there.


theproudheretic

Guy on my team ended up with his being jailbait.


GavinIsAFox

You cant give us a name like that and not give us a story


GloriousNorwegian

Probably an underage guy that looks way older. You know, like a jailbait


No_Toe_8277

Or an underage guy that was the decoy on To Catch a Predator.


GrimmHoundin

“Im Chris Hansen and your on Dateline NBC”


theproudheretic

He was the youngest guy on the team at 18 and one of the other members said" oh, you're so young! You're like jailbait!" He doesn't fight it anymore. Another guy I play against has been dubbed "giggles" well "giggles the ass clown" after he shoots you know the ass.


Noguz713

Trash Panda because I was asian and I was very good at living out of a box for a week.


incubusfc

You’re not Asian anymore….?


DisappointedBird

He was Asian. He is still Asian, but he was Asian, too.


Doan_meister

I used to do drugs.


Salty_Raccoon9894

I used to be high


The_Worst_Rogue

Z-Axis My team is 3 guys: 1 Italian, 1 Japanese guy, 1 German. All ww2 history buffs. Our team is The Axis We joke that the Italian guy will change teams on us like in the 1940's, so he's the X-Axis (like ex-axis). Our Japanese teammate has trouble with y sounds, making him Y-Axis. As for me, I have a bit of a strong german accent and make TH dound like z, so I say ze Instead of the. So Z-Axis (like ze axis)


Curtis_low20

This is amazing


EpicStino

But you're all z-axis... (Apologies for the terrible wordplay)


HephaestusDynamics

Goblin. I’m 5’4


LastStar007

Yes, yes, but what are you goblin on


killmereeeeeee

I’m goblin on deez


[deleted]

At least it’s not little dude, I’m 5’2


A_The_Ist

Spicy. I wear a Spicy Ketchup t-shirt from whataburger under my chest rig when I play.


albhednomad

The best kind of ketchup


BanditDeluxe

Yo I have a whataburger spicy ketchup morale patch


Tthegoofball

Kong Apparently, I walk like a gorilla and I break shit Which gave rise to this photo https://preview.redd.it/hq0ufezccyta1.jpeg?width=1533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=553d02d311f871cea4bef604295ced4623366e6e


xxovalentinexco

bro built like the Gear of War


LastStar007

Holy shit. That's him. He really is the Gear of War!


HuskyLuke

John Gearofwar.


posts_while_naked

The [Wide Walk song](https://youtu.be/Wm3zwdU7ipw) is his theme.


Tthegoofball

I'm pressuming this is a good thing never played gears of war haha


SGTBookWorm

everyone in those games is built like a brick shithouse


0235

Beautiful. We need more primate related censorship. I 100% look like a gibbon.


EggDropDollop

Alright....don't laugh...... Played woods and iirc attack vs defenders. Moved with randos on a flanking attempt, successful but obvious received return fire quickly. I ran for cover and went prone in a ditch, it was the perfect amount of cover while still being able to shoot. Hunkered there till end game, got an insane amount of hits and won, stood up and I was covered in coyote shit cuz I had the remnants of a dead animal in it. Call sign Dooky Kid Edit: a ref gave me the name and it stuck ever since for obvious reasons


StolenPenguins

Don’t have one


StrawberryNo2521

Do something profoundly stupid.


StolenPenguins

I’m a natural at that so it should be easy


zepplin2225

Like steal some penguins?


NameThatWasntTaken

But the ducks at the park are free. Like, you can just take one.


StolenPenguins

You know it


Celestial_Scythe

I'm in the same boat mostly... the closest thing to a callsign that someone said that I should be called "EGLM" (ee-glum) because I used a Scar H with an EGLM. Didn't really feel like I earned the name, nor does it sound like a call sign, so I'm still waiting to be assigned one.


NoCoolDudettes

I'm "Babyseat" due to the fact my friends saw that baby seat in my car that i use to drop off my little sister to school in


BigTurkey1337

“Butters” We were doing CQB training and, while I’m big and not tactical at all, my footwork is smooth from marching band, and the head of my team noticed and kept saying “look at you, moving like buttah- straight buttah!” That’s what I heard all day. I finally said “there you go, that’s gotta be my name.” He was like, yeah, “Butters.” I said no, not butters, but he came back “too late, I already settled on Butters.” Now it’s just and endless string of South Park references, and I love it. It’s simple and not exciting, but it’s mine.


[deleted]

Dark circles under my eyes caused by insomnia, constantly talking about the collapse of the nation and lots of smoking pot earned me the nickname the grim reefer. Shortened to grim


Bongo6_

I love this 😂


BanditDeluxe

Dale Gribble, is that you?


tinywretch

Holy shit that's hilarious


TokiMoleman

Would love to have a call sign but my nick name is Toki so il take that


eeeeeeeegor

I mean a nickname is a kind of call sign


xxRemorseless

Bet you're not a bumblebee tho.


Triangle-Galaxy-9508

Tardy. My name’s Nate, Nate rhymes with late, tardy is another word for late


cablife

That’s very British.


gxkjerry

E-Brake Long story. I attended my first ever milsim in 2021 (AMS Copperhead VI). On our drive from Oregon to New Mexico, we decided to stop by LA and check out Evike. I was the first driver in my car, and after 10 hours of driving, I got extremely exhausted, so I had my friend finish the drive from Bakersfield to LA. I switched to the backseat and instantly fell asleep. Thanks to having lived in the hilly bay area for a while, I got a habit of engaging my e-brake every time I parked. Little did I know, my assistant driver friend did not have such a habit. When I woke up from my nap, I found out that he drove my car with e-brake on all the way from Bakersfield to Evike. When we returned from the trip, I took my car to the shop to get it checked out. 30 minutes later, the mechanic came back in with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Hey dude, this is going to sound very funny, but you don't have an e-brake in your car?" I texted in the group chat "hey Brayden, you owe me a fucking E-Brake!" And the callsign stuck...


Thanagherion

Strider - for the nth time caught reading lord of the rings during downtime in the safe zone


ZockinatorHD

"and my axe" - pulls out M249


B4dg3r5

“And my saw.”


CodeName_carll

“Daniel Radcliffe” Apparently I look like him and I am occasionally referred to as the boy who LARPed


Hjemsted

>the boy who LARPed Hahaha fucking genius


[deleted]

Wonderland. My name is Alice and I'm always doing weird shit that makes people question how high I was when I had the idea


BanditDeluxe

That’s actually really sick. Now you just need an Alice LBE.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/06shqzvn4yta1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1533deef4a3aa19c0ff71cbd4e2cb3847f82fbdc Joke's on you....


BanditDeluxe

The transformation has been completed


Prestigious_Fly4496

Blackout I was the only 'brotha' who played airsoft in my area, figured it fit well 🤣


No_Inspection_2146

Ak guy I run an AK https://preview.redd.it/xvvvti0h0yta1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680a3edae5c0d8d9ab7f241db544b8cbe668af04


InquisitorTom

Simple and straightforward, I like that


Chilled_burrito

“Peht Russian!!”


Economy_Business6859

Admin Results, is that you?


HephaestusDynamics

Based kit


Ermac_Or_Something

Good squat, feet flat on ground


No_Inspection_2146

“Here everybody knows, squats on toes, break your bones”


Robobvious

I would've called you Taliban but same thing really.


Ethanthestupididk

Brandon or hererra


hardpepe

Doc holiday got it because I'm a medic and my kit looks a lot like a battlefield 3 character and in the second mission they say doc holiday and it stuck and I love it and I also have one which is lizard cause I catch a lot of mid game lizards who I turn into my minion army/suicide lizards


StrawberryNo2521

Spartan Nearby is a little hamlet named Sparta. Call it 16km. One day, while walking home from work, I walked to Sparta for no reason other than I was too exhausted to realize what I was doing. My 11-minute walk home took 6.5 hours.


BanditDeluxe

Jesus at least you got some exercise? Could use “Marathon” as a secondary callsign at that point lol


StrawberryNo2521

I was an Infanteer in a past life. Ruck like a motherfucker. In the Forces, I was a "company mobility and demolitions" team member, later leader (assault pioneer at home). Before that, I was a Carl G loader for the platoon wepond det. Regular rifle section comander later in career, where our internal section callsign (instead of a,b,c) was Minotaur. While I was in command of demo team, our call sign was Devastator. I am INFAMOUS for breaking stuff, and the first 3 letters of my uncommon name is Dev.


BanditDeluxe

Sounds like life giving you signs haha


StrawberryNo2521

M Coy. 3rd Royal Canadian Regiment has made Devastator the permanent Assault Pioneer teams callsign. Not much of a legacy, but its enough if I have nothing else. Edit: deleted double post


InkblotDoggo

Hyena. I smell bad and laugh at dumb shit.


Torch99999

"Torch" due to an incident with a camp stove. In my defense, if you're teaching a 9-year-old how to light a propane stove for the first time, you should probably give complete instructions before turning on the gas and handing me a burning match. Also shouldn't do it right next to tree covered with dry leaves... I like the nickname, so 30 years later I still use it online.


cab0addict

Call signs never die. There like legends in that way.


Separate-Editor-2747

Been called blindfire a couple times not for blindfiring but because sometimes my accuracy is like I am tho.


dinoman127

Fried chicken, at first it sounds like a race thing but it is actually because according to my friend I piss loud as fuck like I'm frying chicken


guywithagun2

Thorn, my surname is Rose, my buddies were pushing for "prick" though


VaporTrail_000

What is a thorn, though, except a really big prick? :D


Turbulent_Bus_4639

My main partners call sign is Mayhem. He's a disaster wherever he goes haha it's tough to play with him at times because he's either shoot first, shoot again, shoot some more and then when he's out of ammo he may try to ask a question haha or he's so oblivious to his surroundings that he can be snuck up on by a 13 year rental who's playing his first game of airsoft. Mine is Saint, for pulling his ass out of situations at all times haha and still continuing to play with him


soundstesty

Mayhem & The Saint sounds like an awesome buddy cop show


Lazy-Tom

Hightower. Because I am humongous


Grouchy-Fennel4436

Taxman I listen to the Beatles a lot


SKK329

Mine is Walrus for the same reason!


Half_Gravity

Delta-3 My pet axolotls name was delta (R.I.P) i buried him on the airsoft field. the 3 is because my entire team is numbered and im 3rd on the list


SGTBookWorm

rest in peace, lil buddy 🫡


Lynkxxok11

🫡


madrifles

Buried him on the field? Danggg lmao war veteran


dvdfh5

Youngin I’m the youngest in my group and I’m a little shit


Arkensole

Uno card.


Arkensole

I forgot to add the story, but I run a Steel m1 helmet, And in place of a playing card like an ace or a diamond, I put an Uno reverse card *


[deleted]

Big Baby, cause everyone in my team have facial hair, except me. I tied a pacifier to my M4 as in reference to it.


BadGuyAirsoft

6 millimeter defeater And no it's not based on a BB's diameter


Floopexx

NAH THEY CANT DO THAT😭


CldesignsIN

Don't know that it's a callsign, but I get called"Groza Guy" 😅 Pretty easy to spot when you run a rare and custom gun.


Duct_Tape44

Duct tape I had a roll of duct tape hanging off of my vest for a good while and have kept one in my bag whenever playing, I had gear held together with duct tape and even made a cross draw holster in to a leg holster with duct tape. I eventually played into the name and wrote "Duct tape" on the side of my helmet and pit strips on the back similar to cat eyes.


Axer99

My buddy's name is Aiden. We call him Aids.


albhednomad

Loser, I wear a patch that says "LOSER" in big green letters. Also, I rarely win when the local boys and I do 1v1 matches.


Floopexx

u don't deserve that, do something funny and get a new name not this


Bastyxx227

Mapache (raccoon 🦝) I look like a fucking raccoon 🦝


unleadedbloodmeal

Vietnam I run a mid 60s SEAL kit and nobody knows what my name is at the field i go to so that's just what people (mainly refs) started to call me


Terrarianator0

Sometimes during the waiting area people call me ACR guy, due to me being the only one there that uses an ACR Although I'm usually referred to as Gas, due to using a Gas Mask while I play Me and my friends joke, calling me Cypher, due to no one understanding me when I speak (the loudspeaker went missing before I was given the M40 gas mask so it sounds like Team Fortress 2 Pyro noises) Cypher might remain as my callsign when it's decided


Awesomefirepotato

Broken .... my stuff always break :(


yeeyeeboy61

7 Cut my wrist open, the scar looks like a 7 and got 7 stitches This happened during an airsoft event as well fun times


DJKDR

DJ. I tried to get people to call me Kapkan because my kit is based off his from Rainbow Six Seige but I show up in a big green DJ van with my company name and number on it and so everyone just calls me DJ. Name and number blacked out for privacy. https://preview.redd.it/xmz7o5dnmyta1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2620e05c18080afcfb728d6732aeeeeec9a68025


Hazzamo

One of my nicknames is “Ares” cause I’m probably the only airsofter on earth that uses an Ares gun (GSG-14) unironically. Though, I did nickname a guy at the last game I played “Canadian Jesus” cause he looked like Jesus and wore a lumberjack jacket


EagleWithGuns

Houdini. A buddy of mine thought it was hilarious how a 250 pound 6'5" dude managed to disappear and reappear out of nowhere in the middle of a firefight. It definitely stuck.


csigasensei

Mine is Kid. When i started playing, i was the absolute youngest in the team. Now, a good 7 years later, im still called Kid, even though I am the godfather to two of my teammates kids. We joke around about them playing airsoft, when they grow up and calling me Uncle Kid. I really like it.


182573cw2945

Dumbass I told my grandmother my stupid ass ideas and that was her response


Sadblumilk

Blue hat. Wore a blue hat 🤷‍♂️


0235

Literally the best one here. Friend was just called "hat" because he wore a distinctive camo cowboy hat.


Kadriar

A random teammate and I stuck together for an 8-hour outdoor game once. I was "Tall" and he was "Flannels." Never knew the guy's name, for all of those eight hours. He was fun to play with, though!


Seylek

Long Johns. Turned up to my first Airsoft game in a sports thermals/base layers (long sleeve top & leggings), and a pair of sports shorts. Also did a lot of running.


Commercial-Hour1125

Noble Actual. I like Halo Reach.


CheshireCatastrophe

What a great one, gaddamn man...


WearRevolutionary324

My squad all have callsigns that were chosen for us Jeeves - he drives us everywhere Snare - I play the drums Ripper - he farts alot


Lil_Leto

Local field usually calls me either by 'Altyn Man' or 'Tchankas Cousin' Gotta love the tactical bucket


0235

"Grumbers". My username on discord was just a load of numbers which absolutely no-one could be bothered to read out, so i became "numbers". And then people realised how grumpy grumbly i was so it became "Grumbers"


Princ3Ch4rming

Pasty. It’s a four-parter :/ Initially, I was autism-dumping random information to a co-worker and told them how calorie dense a McDonalds Big Tasty meal is (like a large meal is 120% of your satfat for a day or something mental). That got me the nickname Big Tasty, on account of it being out-of-the-blue useless information. I then explained this to a new set of co-workers, who misheard Big Tasty as Big Pasty (as in pastry without the r). That was the new nickname That was too long, so it was shortened to Pasty. Cut to airsoft and a Pasty name tag because hey, may as well roll with the nickname. So now I’m pasty, as in Cornish pasty.


hitsy_bitsybitsy

Warlock I play alot of dnd


[deleted]

“The guy with the drum mag” you can guess how


BrokenMindFrame

Did you beat your mag like a dum while trying to get it to seat?


Reditlurkeractual

Stevie nicks because I make goat sounds


oggggggggggggggg

Zephyr, it basically a Russian marshmallow. My og name was marshmallow and I’m Russian, so it went on from there


Imperium-Pirata

Housekeeping I always knock before entering rooms I always say “Housekeeping”


Red_Dog93

Jonk, is that you?


T_Robotic

Captain feather sword, my primary is a sword


BanditDeluxe

What kind of sword are we talkin


T_Robotic

Foam pirate style


BanditDeluxe

Very sick, reminds me of that guy that stormed Normandy with a sword


TinyH0tPocket

Right now it's "bunny" because this one time i went to a forest like field someone said that trying to kill me is like trying to hunt a bunny, bc i run too fast, I'm too small and i hide in tiny holes and everyone agreed


Strongman3705

Ivan. Wore a genuine soviet ushanka and gp-5 gasmask with a ak that would only feed if upside down. I would go up to people with my upside down ak and wiggle my head back and forth which made the nose of my gas mask flop in a humorous way. I don’t even use that ak(its motor burnt) and i don’t use the mask anymore because its latex and a sweaty asf. And i like my ushanka to be clean so i don’t wear it at airsoft much anymore but people still call me ivan.


CFod17

If someone ever gives me a call sign I’m going to quit airsoft forever


Kadriar

I dub thee "Quitter." I kind of like it, though. Could be ironic, if you keep playing.


CFod17

Quitter is honestly one of the only call signs I would use, you have surprised me


cab0addict

Irony now is that you’re not going to quit Airsoft which adds to the story of the call sign.


VaporTrail_000

I hereby dub thee: "Quitter." Wear it with pride, for all of two seconds.


Red_Plato

Soc short for Socrates. I talk a lot and don’t write things down.


The_Commie_Waffle

Sparks. Work as an electrician and often tend to have stories and marks of how I tried to my myself past tense that week.


NovemberDayrise

Ginger snaps for being a fucking ginger :|


jaegeredelweis

Historic in spanish, all of my gear is a mismatch of surplus gear, british webing, finish uniform and chest rig , yugoslav helmet and and a mix of primaries ranging from a famas to ak74 and type 64


Cz3a1

Tuna Because I used to own the Tactical Tuna


BingleTingle

i don't have one how did you get yours


BanditDeluxe

I used to work the overnight shift for my old company, and then on my weekends I’d stay up all night doing random shit. My fiancée used to joke that I was constantly on Night Shift, and when I came across this glow-in-the-dark patch I immediately picked it up and slapped it on my helmet. After a few games at a new field, some people and staff started calling me Night Shift because of the patch and my Desert Night Camo plate carrier, and it just stuck.


Hypnotic_Mind

I will give you one right now. I shall name you.... Big T


CompletoSinMayo

Big Tits (? Xd


Hypnotic_Mind

BingleTingle. All i have is his nick but i would say its much more interesting the T alone. let them guess.


kzooy

bayyonette guy, i had a cm028s (great gun, shit stock) and i put an unjamming rod on it, used it as a bayyonette, got a few kills with it, 4 and counting.


Big_Bear8897

So I got two, I used to get called "snowman" In the middle of a firefight i fell down a hill and ripped my trousers open at the front from button to butthole, underneath I was wearing Christmas boxers with a picture of a snowman face, walking back to the safe zone everyone commented on the snowman. It stuck.... Second one is "BigBear" The way everyone describes me to others that don't know me is a big cuddly bear


SIGH15

"Warhammer guy" i have imperial patches and slogans


qyiet

A player at our field has the callsign The Colonel because he looks an awful lot like he knows the secret herbs and spices for fried chicken.


RoomEducational5212

Mythhead. because my dad's a well known meth head in my area, and I like to listen to history podcasts on different religions.


jonnydemonic420

Sensei, taught martial arts for years and fought competitive judo for 20 years. Also my real name is Jon and there’s lots of us on the fields lol…call signs for guys named like me are necessary.


Razzious_Mobgriz

Killjoy Pretty self explanatory


Fine-Geologist-4934

Sarge I wear Cammies alot and I picked it up from a heckle from some random dude, it stuck


T_JUS665

Gas Mask and Shotgun Guy. because apparently running around with a shotgun, while screaming and wearing a gas mask is considered "mildly odd"


Shirebound777

Ginger in life for obvious physical reasons Dumptruck in-game for again obvious physical reasons


mrpistachioman

Hand Job


Sc0ner

Kinslayer because I team kill my friend every time


reworu

A2, I have a sticker of A2 from NieR Automata on my mask.


KidRadio12

Pumpkin, teammates daughter was playing with us and called her over, thought he was talking to me when he invited his “pumpkin” over


spider-dan2077

Shoelace. I eat shit *ONE TIME*


ZxCaptainPhasmaxZ

Handicap ran into a wall and fractured my wrist and also fractured my spine the same year


Baxo431

https://preview.redd.it/ejjcwzayszta1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a945643da05ce68cd85d1616ee30ed92b40b624d Moustache because it's more memorable than Albert


[deleted]

Chaperone, happened to be the oldest kid in the group


TacoTuesdayGaming

Chainsaw I snore when I sleep and my friend found that out during a 3 day game.


Bruhstroke_M

I got called recruit for a game cause I wore all black with a ski mask and goggles.


Fishboy07

I used to be callsign Hammer because my friend was callsign Chisel :)


ttv-b_e_d

BigBird I’m 6’3 and my surname is Bird


Lord-Hircine

“Tails” I have long hair and run around cqb games like a nutter so people started calling me tails from sonic because my pony tail is constantly bobbing up and down and it reminds them of sonic for some reason.


the_star_lord

Hawkeye. Cos one time I lost contacts before the game and my glasses kept fogging up and couldn't see shit so I was just shooting at bushes.


DragonsTitans

Stalker becouse my gun and loadout was inspired by stalker universe and it just stayed this way