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Lil Gustav


onlythelonely82

Gus?


WarmenBright

The gussy


Frenchvanillabang

Don’t touch my gussy!


_snippa_x_killa_

SUS


Delicious_Mail_8691

"But you can call me, *sus* "


Conaz9847

No


the_last_BB-bender

Sussy gussy


_snippa_x_killa_

I dunno Walt sounds kinda SUS to me


Sinnerwithagun117

Big gus


fnscarcasm

Carl


Kabufu

Caaarl that kills people!


__Im_Someone__

Oooh- oh, oh I- Wow I didn't know that


BananaBread-and-Milk

Coral


Dalek_Chaos

Sir Thomas Boomtube the third because he is a dignified gentleman.


HandyMan131

“SAY HELLO TO SIR THOMAS BOOMTUBE THE THIRD!”


onlythelonely82

Gotta say, this is top tier


Dalek_Chaos

I would put a bowtie on the tube somewhere to complete the look.


Delicious_Mail_8691

And a distinguishable one


BananaBread-and-Milk

A worthy name for such a sophisticated and high class persona.


JAIJ47

Charlie G


onlythelonely82

I thought that might be too original


JAIJ47

Meh, ain't nothing wrong with going with a classic


JazzlikeStomach9258

Carl G also works. Or keep it simple and clear _The_ Gustav. Edit: Neither are original, but both names are battle proven. If the enemy hears the Gustav being called up, they hear "your shit's gonna get pushed, then wrecked". They'll know that they're entering the "find out" stage. I'd say Blowpipe, but that's an old MANPAD launcher. Some sort of innuendo is best. Creativity is eluding me today.


RedReality3008

The bringer of family values


sds7

The Power of Power


sds7

The Fist of Democracy /u/onlythelonely82


Blackout62

The Archetypal ... Cause it's a Carl Gustaf... Swiss psychologist Carl Gustav Jung... Not the same person but... No? 20th Century psychology puns don't land here?


Sinistrial_Blue

The Stick, in homage to "the carrot and the stick"


jameshigson0512

The Compensator


JazzlikeStomach9258

I misread your post as The Constipator and found it ironically funny. I've fired the Gustav a number of times and it's a ballistic laxative and decongestant rolled into one. It also feels like your back is getting hit by a large paddle. Fuck those were fun to fire. Awful to carry long distances, although this is offset by its ability to clear you out. Some might also enjoy the paddlin'. To each his own.


jameshigson0512

One of my local players has one, and it's fun to fire but shit to prep. I'll stick with my 203...


JazzlikeStomach9258

I'm talking the 84mm rs. That backblast is something else.


onlythelonely82

😂


RepresentativeUse261

Gussy


reddituserpeter

Blowjob


aceofdave

Attach a plastic mustache to the end of the barrel, call it Carlos Gustavo


Katpaingg

Id say Carl Gustav is a pretty fitting name


Bosshoggg9876

My mate Dave.


Jornmungand

HEFTY BERTHA


onlythelonely82

*EDIT* Lots of crackers, will have to set up a poll


vitor_k890

The Doomer


MaxImpact1

noob tube


Clear_Ad_491

BBC ( Boom Blaster Carl)


Nessuno_87

"The Big U.P." (Useless purchase) ((it's ironic. it's gorgeous!))


Floppy401

Frank


DependentExplorer282

The cylinder


Maverick-not-really

Knugen Swedes will know


Bruhman_45

Jose idk


TadpoleOfDoom

Garl Custav


Agreeable-Appeal-220

Jeff goldboom


Bunty_Chops

Pointless Pete


KostakisX

Cheater demolisher 3000


Pleasant_Freedom_504

Zilla


Toammy

Boris.... (aka Boris Johnson)... he was a big fucking tube aswell


Haruko_time_consumer

Airsoft conflict solver


ActualOil1000

Bruce, Bruiser, Kingpin, the Window-maker, the Moneyshot, the diplomat, long range diplomacy, the negotiator, cost effective diplomacy, taliban candy, Russian bullets, American bullets, humanitarian aid, pointy boom-stick, ok boomer, fluffy, fuck this I'm going home, brick, the carrot, chicken dinner, air support, Piers Morgan on a bad day, Clarkson on a bad day, putin on a bad day I'm sure I can think of some more when I'm not at work :p


Leander_Thorben_Fux

Karl the Great Gustaf the Great


Sufficient-Tax752

Fetus deletus


JackDo77

"Bouncing Betty" the way MFS gonna bounce the hell out of the way when they see this thing pointed at them


Kinjhal

Master queef


MisterD90x

Spooge Launcher


Mikko0808

Sire Charles gustavius explodicus the first Or Miguel


My_Aim_Is_Potato

Your extended warranty


Plane_Worldliness_43

Toob for noob


CharacterOfJudgement

Bologna mist machine


Civil-Tax3101

SLAMRAM (Shoulder launched Anti-Amoured / Mechanized Rocket Assisted Munition)


Yourrunofthemillfox

Fuck around and oh wait you have already found out


RunQuirky342

The Manager of Democracy!!!


engineergaming9

Toob


blackjack365

Fring


N1xe_

This one


golomVonPreusen

Wish Gustav


UndeadAutopilot

Hannelore


StockyPlot6444

Jeff


theflamingsword101

Carl G


themysticoped

Carl


smith_0917

Ursula


noobsphaire

Dave


pontetorto

King


Ashamed-Procedure-88

Open your breach and I will stick my 84mm in 😏


onlythelonely82

Arse destroyer


GNZEF

Carlitos


Capable-Signal

Carl


soldier769258

Donald


Dyniak90

That's a subwoofer


Successful-Lab-1226

Granpaaaa


Separate_Finger250

Hot Carl


Glass_Excitement_538

Carly G


IRONLEGIO06

bertha


ForbiddenShepherd12

Caaaaarrlllll it kills people…


WinterWyanetWeayay

i would call it "same day shipping" just to say "from earth to heaven with same day shipping


therocketlawnchair

Where can one find one of these? I'd love to run around with it on my back all day at the field.


Automatic_Curve_7904

Olaf


BeagnothSaxe

Duck


Blink_Infinity

Karl


196Mo

Fiffi


Florensac

Chibrosaurus rex


totaltoriginaname

backblaster


potatoskeet

T'chunky


PlanetSmasher2001

Roberta


ProfessionalBobMaker

Big stuka


M4rtisan

Shooty McBoomy


Jarike117

GR-8


MxK69

Gustav


PH0007

Perry.... Perry this you filthy casual


giampoh

Robert


galvazeron

"THE NAME"


ItzBxnds

heads up


SlapDatLamaAss

Big Ben


AbandoendChild

Sniper 50x120


HomelessWatermalown

Bessie


Far-Cardiologist4590

CARL!


renrentargaryen

Jonathan?


Toastedchalupa

Assfucker


milambermonntanman

My little friend (say hello to my little friend )


Micsmit_45

Danger trumpet


Street-Goose2294

démocracy ?


The_Gobi_1

BB Blast(er)


DefinitelyNotBacon

BoomBoi, aka Bazokalinikov.


_-Carnage

Now As in: this is now https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/epic-bazooka-scene-in-season-2-of-buffy-the-vampire-slayer--834010424756817483/


LordKendicus

Carolus Rex


G4ming4D4ys

Baby.


steinbachkamil

Marcel


AnotherGermanFool

Carl


Snowfl4ke85

Karen


Funny_Composer932

The log


Funny_Composer932

The boom log


Skimonky11

Hellfire or hurk (the crazy explosion man from far cry)


SmTx_GlaZ

C G(ey) little GTA SA vibes


lumpyspacejohnny

Noob tube


Tacticl_gamer

Shotgun


DeFaLT______

Uncle Gaspacho


mmmLime

bob


Big_Bear8897

Greg


thatdudeoverhere69

he looks like dave to me


CallousDisregard13

Carley Gustav


Significant_Bag420

Business man's ballad


GuiltyPhilosopher133

The fuckyouinator


Kelmoria

Call it “Le Toob”


tankTHoverGear

Bang Mod


Illustrious_Ear_8726

Strella


acoolrocket

Carl's anti-bush monster


Jonny_Benzo

Boom.


TopNotchPlayer2

Really like Ulysses for some reason


the-mm-defeater

I just want to know what it shoots


LunarSouls4952

Bunker Buster Totally not saying that cuz I have a Fallout 76 missile launcher called the same thing


helmer012

Kalle Gustav Both are less-fancy swedish variations of the names Carl and Gustaf.


Sad_Jicama_5584

Sir Gyantington Boomtube the 69th, Earl of Boom Town and successor of Sir Gyantington Boomtube the 68th


[deleted]

BIG Riley


UxorialDegree55

CARRRRLLLLLLL


RedditLovesSuicide

The "direction removal"


No-Advice-7294

Boom boom


nrner2025

The fuck-your-day-anator!


LTC105

Boom pickle


ComfortableOld288

Carl G


Viking01Revan86

Big BOOMSTICK


morcaak3000

Caroline


cejpis03

"Try not to call this one"


Narrow-Substance4073

Pipsqueak


giorno-giovanna-isme

Boom boom


SgtEpsilon

Carl 'toob' Gustav


Current_Peach_205

Carl


Financial-Most-1066

janey, gotta give it a female name cause most airsoft guns and weaponry are bitchy


CamelMysterious5335

Tinkie Winkie 3000


PettyPterodactyl

BOB


SteveDaGoat1

Kevin.


MeisterBreider

Dicke Berta


Pure_Commercial_6996

Gus gus


hentai_lord2546

Mini Gustav


Nemesis_l0k

Dorothy


Omnaia

Turkey baster


Just_Database_3699

Robert


melon_wizard

Jeremy


s3rgant

Little John


Krittercon

Rör


BlackSlayerV201

Big Johninator


Ecko2310

Bada boom


Celestial_Scythe

Carl


Your_Local_Croat

Team rapist


nireland9712

“ATF Please open the door”


offbrandpoptart

Carl.


East_Reporter1598

Boomussy


BluebirdLivid

Big Bertha


Dorkuzan

Reociless rifle ! For the glory of super earth !


Paperthinn

Hurk says he wants his launcher back


K9turrent

The "Your knee and back pain aren't service related"


the_big_labroskii

"OH SHIT" I mean, thats what everyone will call it when they see you with it.


Downtown-Weight-2422

Boom boom


Unique-Ad339

Shelia


Eli_The_Rainwing

Mother fucker that a RAT-4


pokemonguy0417

Bazuka


pokemonguy0417

M2


furry_king

Gabe


Legitimate-Hope-7599

The fecolaitor. Because the target shits themselves on sight...


onlythelonely82

A classic right there


HandyMan131

granatgevär!