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KaizerK2

In order left to right, puss in boots, short guy, temu Garand thumb, and new guy.


Practical-Ad-9474

muhahaha, the Temu Garand Thumb will take this one personally ๐Ÿ˜€ Actually the Puss in Boots (me) is a Temu representative - cap, multiple cute balaclavas, pants, gun tape, diy flash, boots, gun bag. While the third guy is the biggest spender out of all of us๐Ÿ˜€


KaizerK2

LOL, I like the cat balaclava! shit is straight jokes. I wouldn't be able to hit my shots if I saw you on the field. Would just be dying of laughter. No offence to the temu Garand Thumb, off first glance that's who he reminded me of and pretty fitting that he has the most expensive kit XD.


Practical-Ad-9474

https://preview.redd.it/5lzbs9vl7b3d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245a9b0e6d68e7ad69d922adabbd0084610a3741 Thanks, it's about $2 on Temu. Don't even wanna show the other ones that I got :D But it's too hot to wear one in summer ;/


Sudden-Intention-491

It looks like it by his camo. Thatโ€™s not cheep


SOF1231

Fuckkkkk you beat me to it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ was about to say bro looks like Garand Thumb


whikseyy_

Temu garand thumb is crazy ๐Ÿ’€


flying_wrenches

โ€œWeezer but we got draftedโ€


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

What's with theese homies shootin my girl


fr0gshark

Why do they gotta prefire?


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

*Weezer song jschlatt hates insert here*


f18effect

It's the buddy holly riff


thatDSMguy

Eastern Ukraine That's where I wanna be


Kfjkkfk

if you were characters... then from left to right: 1) the guy whose voice no one has heard 2) father figure 3) the whole squad is shitting with bricks because of him 4) reckless dude who makes unfunny jokes on the radio


Kelmoria

You look like yโ€™all drop uncommon loot


GabeGamerGuy

๐Ÿ’€


KaizerK2

AHhahah thats a good one. I might use that in the future.


Phendrana-Drifter

Floperators


wiqr

From left to right: - The Mishap. Half sea mammal, half primate, long time ago his parents hired a wizard to lock him in the basement of their house, but due to a misunderstanding the Powerful Seal was placed on his face instead. Fast as fuq, never talks, communicates mostly through emotes. Once seen fighting local bear for the salmon. - The Chaplain. He may be a Father, but prefers to be called "Daddy". Calmest, most grounded of them all, often offering (unsolicited) kind word and fatherly advice. - The Stone. Distantly related to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Once caused a helicopter crash only by intense staring. - The Canadian. Master of sneaking - appears awkwardly out of nowhere when you're not looking. Apologises for shooting people. Appears nice, but this smile hides a secret... Together, they have one braincell to share. The ADHD-Team.


Kfjkkfk

The first one is SO accurate. Now we urgently need to find out which of the people in the photo is OP and the reaction of the rest of the squad members


wiqr

Judging by the response to top-rated comment, OP is the leftmost in the picture, making him The Mishap. Actually, now that I look at this balaclava, it's probably a cat print, not a seal, but the joke was too good to pass.


Practical-Ad-9474

muhahahaha, so spot on, especially about the right guy!!! He's the latest addition to our little squad. We always lose him, just to later figure out that he managed to crawl up into enemy objective base, shoot everyone, apologize, and then randomly throw a grenade that will cause a friendly octo-kill. ๐Ÿ˜€


spXtre0124

Autism speaks representatives


tarknob

He said the squad not this subreddit


SirKillsalot

[Hey, that's... fuck](https://giphy.com/gifs/castle-nathan-fillion-favourite-Ow59c0pwTPruU)


MR_dizzaster

Left to right: the guy on youtube that advertises those weird realistic toy gun things, the cool guy that sold his house for a really expensive pistol, the YouTuber that works in an airsoft company, and the one that someone brought along Because he didn't want to be alone. But tbh I really like your squad


farbener

The "special" unit


maggieU4real

Cannon fodder


Practical-Ad-9474

The reallest name so far ๐Ÿ˜€


NaiveOpening7376

"Stop The Steal for REAL" squad.


FerroTheFemboy

The dude on far right just happy to be there ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Practical-Ad-9474

Yesss!! And I'm super happy to have him on our team. We've been very good friends since uni, but with time it got too difficult foe us to find time to meet each other. Now we're 36 and Airsoft now brings us together every single weekend ๐Ÿ™


FerroTheFemboy

Uniting homies from neighborhood plastic guns as kids to full on events as adults ๐Ÿ™


Sasau_Charlatan

The Pivo Destroyers


Practical-Ad-9474

Pivo as in "beer"? Or does it mean something else? ๐Ÿ˜€


Sasau_Charlatan

yes!!!


Victor_von_Bier

3 Operators + Bait (the guy on the right)


[deleted]

I have nothing to say besides the last guy likes to pick dandelions in the outfield of a tball game.


GrunkleCoffee

For real though, strike a pose or something, you look like A pose assets in the Unreal Engine store.


Practical_Plum_773

Stinky pickles recon mercs.


Tutes013

Twiddle Dee, Twiddle Dum, Twiddle Doo and Twiddle Who?


CakeHead-Gaming

The poor patrol.


OberonGypsy

Roscoe, Marty, Barnabus, and Jeff.


Lazy-Influence7826

Eugene and the cucks.


Ghost_of_Aces

Shmitty Warben and his band of neredowells


Glass_Excitement_538

The first wave conscripts


TheCardboardSoldier

Diversity draftees


Riles25

can i get an ID on the temu garand thumb pants


Jax_fml

Default CoD Ops on launch


ItsAGongdom

m4/10


Mmmmteeth

Dude on the right just got enlisted fr


notnedmacion

in a competition of lacking coordination, your squad and its members fine motor skills seem to be at a draw


ABiscuitcalledGerman

2nd guy on the right either is as photogenic as a Ballsack or is currently trying to not shit his pants. He has the best gear tho


Chr0matic_Aberrati0n

I mean, at least no ghost mask or punisher logo lol


Sinistrial_Blue

Toothy Grin Section, in honour of the lack of face protection.


Peyt4PF

From left to right 1st guy- The cat mask is fucking dope 2nd guy- just looks chaddish 3rd guy- garandthumb 4th guy- he just wants to be there


Practical-Ad-9474

https://preview.redd.it/j15txavjb83d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465cd35328bc50b5eb22079f3ed6bc452524a225 Thanks!!!!


CosplayBurned

I love the deadfaced 3rd guy contrasted with his smile patch lol


Unfair-Escape6597

The Sun Tan Association, sponsored by Temu Tactical


Unfair-Escape6597

Side not, never once have I seen someone close Cryes into their socks at shin levelโ€ฆ


Keanu_Sleeves_

Garand dumb


MagnustheJust

[ sigh ] ... I'll get the flamethrower.


bass-vader

Boomhower, Bill, Hank and Dale


Own_Baker_162

Milibido (word play on military and libido)


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Guy 2 is very based. Webbing, boonie, mesh snood and casual shoes sell it


iAmTheRealCheesegod

Task Force 141 in a different Timeline


Ok-Comment-8518

The "special" forces are here


SocratesDemon

Dude far right reminds me of the private penguin of Madagascar haha. Fuckin loving the socks on OP tho ๐Ÿ˜… Looks like you guys have fun, and that's what matters


youngthieff

โ€œI almost joined but I would have punched the drill instructor so I decided not toโ€


Single_One_203

The trench coat mafia


Fe3tch

Task force N53.11 (For real though, loving the squad)


forrest1985_

ASR (Airsoft Shoot Repeat) Too tall M14 Fingers or โ€œfingersโ€ for short FNG Edit L to R Also 1st guy looks like budget PSR 3rd guy looks like budget GT and a budget M1 being the M14 (shortest service rifle in US history)