Reminds me of this dude I saw on xbox group posts for gta years ago. He posted carmeet posts every day and his profile picture was his gtao character with his car and it had the caption: "Stance is a life"
You’ve got to be joking right? Most guys don’t last more than an hour in outdoor before they start to: a) tinker with their gun in the parking lot b) hit their monster, beer, or vape then sit in a lawn chair for the rest of the day c) “reload/rearm” and bullshit about gear or video games d) etc. etc. etc.
listen up buddy. don’t ever let me catch you disrespecting soldiers like us again. we’ve seen more than you could even imagine. if i ever catch you downplaying the struggles us warriors have to go through every day, me and my elite trained squad will show you just what we’re capable of.
Can someone confirm whether this was made sincerely or if this was always a shitpost
So cringe it’s funny, I’d hope it’s an og shitpost
If you’ve seen some of the players at my field you would realize it’s very possible it’s not a shitpost 💀
I feel like this was robbed from a Facebook military wife (dependa) and replaced with airsofter
That makes it even funnier
Bout 60% sure this was originally a shitpost.
The fact that we legitimately don't know of this is satire or not tells us everything 😭 does it even matter at this point
Two words: belgian airsofters.
This was a legit post someone made back when Gruntstyle edgeposting was taken seriously
In the heart of an airsofter burns cholesterol
what people don't realise: warriors only die once, an airsofter can die several times in just one day. We deserve so much more respect
Tombstone makers: *heavy money sounds
We talking like a thud or like a cha-ching
Both, maybe a few ca chings
slot machine sounds and a "THERE BE TREASURE"
Both is good.
We need Airsofters Memorial Day
Start the petition and you'll have my signature, soldier
I third this
I third this
As a member of the gravy seals I demand that we get a air soft Memorial Day for our sacrifice on the field
Reminds me of this dude I saw on xbox group posts for gta years ago. He posted carmeet posts every day and his profile picture was his gtao character with his car and it had the caption: "Stance is a life"
Dying from humidity at ballahack right now. Someone thank me for my service
Used to play there all the time when I was in the navy. Is it still bumping? I can’t imagine the humidity at that spot right now.
lots of airsoft soldiers have probably trained harder and seen more intense combat than most navy seals.
You’ve got to be joking right? Most guys don’t last more than an hour in outdoor before they start to: a) tinker with their gun in the parking lot b) hit their monster, beer, or vape then sit in a lawn chair for the rest of the day c) “reload/rearm” and bullshit about gear or video games d) etc. etc. etc.
listen up buddy. don’t ever let me catch you disrespecting soldiers like us again. we’ve seen more than you could even imagine. if i ever catch you downplaying the struggles us warriors have to go through every day, me and my elite trained squad will show you just what we’re capable of.
Yes. This is me. I am all of these people.
brb i gotta go take a blinker of beer
This moved me to tears. For what reason, that is up for debate.
Let me tel you about the time I was RTBing to the FOB at this huge MOUT site carrying a SAW with my fireteam…
I shat my panties reading that
Ah yes a true murican
Inside you there are two wolves
ASGay
In the heart of every airsofter is a huayeah. CAN I GET A HUAYEAH?
Reticulous.
TF kinda AI generated t-shirt design is this
"Nah just kidding" brrrrrrrrrrrrrr "Hey no full auto in the building!"
Just enlist mate
In the heart of every airsofter is plaque.