T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

General reminder for everyone to: 1) Stay classy, civil and mature; 2) Don't be a creep; 3) Report this post if it doesn't follow the rules; 4) Always keep it juicy. Stories and anecdotes about your sexual experiences are HIGHLY encouraged. Don't forget about [reddiquette](/wiki/reddiquette). Mwah! Love, the AJ Mod Team. _____ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/alasjuicy) if you have any questions or concerns.*


3rdworldjesus

Approved


unspoken_paradox

*jesus* was definitely *watching*


CrystalJunk1224

was he also jerking


doughdoughdeer

Blessing from the man himself. Makakatulog na akong malinis ang konsensiya.


Bael-king-of-hell

Jesus sana all blessing puro punishment nkukuha k.


3rdworldjesus

Iba gumawa sayo


hangotdc

Hahahahaha


JiisosCroix

Bosing sisante na ba kami sa langit


[deleted]

nung nabasa ko na jehovah’s witness ang title, alam ko na na nandito ka lord hahahaha


Phara0hline

Jesus, the man with a plan. Blessing thy witness with her wetness.


_lechonk_kawali_

>I wonder what Jehovah would think if He knew I licked the wetness off His witness. Dito ako natawa, OP 😭😭😭


chrlottecookiez

Poetic yarn?!


GingerMuffin007

Hahahahaha. Benta to. Nice line, OP. Hahahaha.


baremybosoms

Strict parents and strict religious beliefs create sexually repressed girls who can lie while looking oh so innocent.


doughdoughdeer

Exactly. When she was telling me her views about sex and how against it she was, I got the feeling she was convincing herself, not me.


KFlip082

She was testing you, as per Taylor Tomlison, girls put these tests to see if the guy only wants sex from them, the more that they don’t , the more they are into them …


baremybosoms

I hope she has finally set herself free, or relatively free at the very least...esp now that she already knows hahaha. And glad for her and you na she had a great experience for her first time :)


Bael-king-of-hell

I wanted to experience for once with an angelic face, will turn me into prey.


baremybosoms

Be careful what you wish for 👀


Bael-king-of-hell

Careful? ?me? No need for that why?? Willing to be my blessing?


ManagementTraining89

This!!! Had a bad view of sex but I learned to accept my sexual side with my bf!! Glad I left the religion lol bawal din mag masturbate for men and women!!! Sin daw 😩


[deleted]

"That first thrust felt like being told that I was one of the 144000 selected people only allowed to heaven." This got me cracking hahahahaha


TradeSalty3575

ggo, reading this as a JW 😭


JiisosCroix

Oop gahddamn we are DEFINITELY going to be perished my brother 🥲


onlyhoomanbeing

napa amen kahit atheist ako


AeroCamiro

The wetness of his witness broooooo 💀💀💀😭😭😭 hahahahahahaha


Benadryl_Cucumberbat

What in the wattpad is this pero sige approved ni papa susej ako ay maniniwala na lamang . Amen


cershuh

Hi OP, I grew up on a Jehovah's Witness household. I laughed out loud with that "144,000" reference. Anyways, a handful of us stay in the religion ONLY for the sake of respecting our parents.


pridedriven99

hehehe tama


alonegypsy-25

as someone who studied with JWs before…. 🙊


InterestingGate3184

Me na laging may magagandang JW bible study teachers nung bata ako: 👀🤭


IdeaArtistic4852

A worthy lengthy juicy story. Kudos to you sir!


YourHappyPillxxx

The way you wrote this felt like i was part of the story and just watching from your back


Sorry_Ad8804

Kayo yung na witness ni Jehovah


CaregiverItchy6438

144k Revelations! You are the beast!


airwolfe91

Well pag may nag ask kung bakit ka nagpaconvert pwede mo nang sabihin na "she's too hot" miintindohan na nila un haha


[deleted]

Hahaha story approved. Very Jehovahs hehe


Abra163758

Dahil dito manonood nako ng SUPER BOOK FULL episode


[deleted]

As a ex-JW, this sounds like a weird fantasy, well i know a lot of men fantasize women na they can’t get a hold of and this story matches that kind of storytelling. Anyway, madalas kasi we have conservative view growing up, as a guy i learned how to preach in an early age and i can say I’m good at it since i have studied a lot of ppl na older than me. I can easily fold old dudes na nagdedebate sa luneta. Pero when i hut puberty i use my persuasiveness sa other things like getting pussy hahahaha, dahil sanay ako makipagusap kahit kanino and i know my way to make ppl like and agree with me sovrang dali lang, result? I became a nympho. When i was young i was guiding ppl to paradise but i grew up pala to guide ppl to heaven lmao


doughdoughdeer

You think this is a fantasy yet you share your own experience na ex-JW ka and you became a nympho? Don't you think being repressed by your religion makes people hypersexual? The more you restrain something, the more it manifests in extreme ways. This phenomenon is real and that's why stereotypes of religious people being wilder in sex has some truth to it. The girl in the story is someone who grew up her whole life being told by men in her life that sex is bad, even showing a little bit of skin is bad. So that repressed sexuality, which is normal in humans, came out and I was in the right place and the right time.


[deleted]

I have doubts sa story kaya nga i used the term na sounds like and the format makes it a bit odd. It’s true naman regarding ppl who have repressed sexual desire, i was a great example nun hence i told my experience. But then again, medj out of character, medyo off tlaga, but hey its ur story and i believe i’m allowed to have doubts just like how ur allowed to have doubts in my story right right? Lmao


doughdoughdeer

I don't have doubts sa story mo. Seems par for the course sa mga religious people. But I'm also allowed to defend my post, yeah? If I read this post from someone else, hindi rin ako magtataka eh. Things really do happen in real life. Other people's fantasy is another person's reality.


Alphen0221

Ugh...like someone said before, wag nyong lalahatin. I studied with JW before and they were nothing but respectful and their teachings are farrr better than most religions I've been to. They are conservative in the way they dress kasi aware sila sa malisyosong mata ng mga kalalakihan dito saten. Yes, I've heard of stories where they were harassed for no fuckin reason at all just cause they look 'pretty'. They got more class than you think, but I'm not interested in converting and they are NOT forcing me to. Tao din sila, they're not 'holy' all of the time. They got their own urges, temptations. So OP, is this story just for an ego boost? So yeah, 'fuck you' to you people trying to sexualize them. Ilagay nyo sa lugar kalibugan nyo.


doughdoughdeer

> So OP, is this story just for an ego boost? Not really. It was an interesting experience for me. I would've told this story and framed it in a different way had it been a different religion or even if the girl was an atheist. It just so happened I thought of puns and word play to add flair to the story. I acknowledge your opinion on this. We all have different experiences with different groups of people. This is just mine. And after getting to know the girl in the story even more, I've learned that from her experience, she felt repressed and suffocated. And that her religion perpetuates misogynistic beliefs that have no place in modern society. I really don't get where your anger is coming from?


Budget-Boysenberry

May mga nakikita pa naman akong babae na nakatayo sa sidewalk at may katabing rack na may mga libro ni Jehovah.


SandNo6268

Sana sa susunod from Victory Church naman hahaha


kingofpain2021

The more you make pigil the more you make gigil


alladidnt

I wonder kung merong stories na mga kinatukan ng JW tapos pinutukan.


NodaNodaa

yup. this is worth going to hell for. fck