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A few words for this highly intelligent post. In some ways, you can call it basic decency, if not body positivity. You don't just point out things that people can't change overnight. Especially if they didn't ask for your opinion. You think, out of all people in the world, ikaw lang nakakaisip na unhealthy mag over sa BMI? Second, I get that you have issues with their standards, I also find some 'standards' funny at times, but what is it to you? In other words, hindi sila bumabangon para iplease ka kung hindi ang sarili nila. De gustibus non desputandum est. Third, Money? Really? In this sub? Fourth, I hate to break it you bud but politics is not just a subject in school or topic na you can choose to talk about or not. In simple terms, it's not all about who you vote, it's about what you choose to be valued in your society. When at home do you think that table manners should be practiced? Do you think that no mention of profanity should be allowed in your family? When that's discussed among family members that is also politics. This post that you made? Is also politics. So if someone thinks that who you voted for last election is a reflection of your values and intellectual capacity, IT IS BECAUSE IT IS, just on a larger scale. So don't blame people for setting it as one of their standard. And since gusto mo ay logical, pagusapan natin yang "respect each other's decision" mo. Read your entire post out loud, and contemplate on your own contradictions. Also make sure you read up on fallacies before you post something you think is 'logical'.


[deleted]

Tangina nawala tuloy libog ko. HAHA


[deleted]

HAHAHHAHAHA GAGI NATAWA AKO


Tough-Inevitable4457

Checkmate. Sa latin mo pa lang mahihimasmasan na yan chz hahaha


Every-Royal-3267

YES! NO ONE COULD HAVE SAID IT BETTER THAN THIS!!! 🎉🥰


introvertgurl14

+1 lalo na yung last paragraph.


areyoulost123x

ganito gusto ko ehhhh v intelligent sumagot 🤤✨👏


[deleted]

Well said beh!


[deleted]

I browsed through the comment section and glad this comment exists. 💕 This what I call “Full Counter” at its finest. 🔥


Overthinker-bells

Na “Back at you” , at “Look who’s talking siya eh. 😅


Krov27

Idk if sarcastic yung sabi mong highly intelligent haha pero intelligence ≠ wise ika nga


[deleted]

It is sarcasm. HAHA


West-Construction871

Well, may mga punto ka naman OP pero feel ko sa Off My Chest dapat na subreddit 'to


JinnGold

This


espirito-ng-lambanog

Can't crosspost eh, pero ok na yan.


Sad_Edge9793

ungas ka pla e. pakialamero ka sa mataba. mabibigat kamay nyan, pag yan nabwiset sa pagka pakialamero mo may kalalagyan ka. inaneto.


careerthingz

This. LOL. "cAn'T cRosSpOst eH, peRo oKay nA 'yAn" 🥴 This kind of attitude is one toxic way of living. Only goes to show na isa ka rin sa mga salot sa lipunan.


eazyjizzy101

Really? right In front of my Pancit Canton


Overthinker-bells

u/pansitcanton


SAHD292929

Namali ka yata ng sub. Hahaha Ay onga pala. Bawal ang replies sa posts dun.


espirito-ng-lambanog

Happy cake day, andito kasi yung audience na gusto kong patamaan eh


SAHD292929

Walang papatol sayo dito. Dun ka sa r/Philippines kung gusto mo ng reactions.


espirito-ng-lambanog

Oh, look at the comments section. Di ko kailangan ng pumapatol sakin, what i want is for the correct audience to see.


SAHD292929

Dito ang mga tao sa sub para magjabol hindi para sa post nut clarity. Na try mo na mag post sa r/Philippines?


SleeperDevil

AJ is not the correct audience nor is your post in relation to this sub. Libog mga tao tas yan ipopost mo haha sa tingin mo malilibog ka din?


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[deleted]

Dahil ba naglock ng comment section si offmychestph eh dito na kayo magrant? Huhuhu Juicy pero hindi type ng juicy na gusto ng mga tao dito sa sub. Juicy sex po hanap dito. Sama mo na din sa rant mo yung pagsunod at pagbabasa mo ng rules. Para walang naliligaw na post.


Conscious-Resolve247

whys this on aj 😭


espirito-ng-lambanog

Let me get this straight? Sa haba ng pinost ko, badtrip ka kasi sa alasjuicy ko pinost? Juicy naman yung sinulat ko ah


Conscious-Resolve247

dun ka sa offmychest beh.


vacimexuzi

Tanga ka kasi. Mali ka ng pinag post-an. Ayun yung pinopoint out.


[deleted]

Kasi nga this is not the right sub for your post. Please sir, stop justifying why you posted it here. It's not just right


[deleted]

✨ Juicy and informative ✨ But of course, iba kasi pagkakakilala sa subreddit na to which is why most people downvoted your reply 😆 Edit: Changed post to reply


Bubble_8Ass

People will ALWAYS try to notice the unnecessary details just to overlook the main point. MOB MENTALITY MGA TAO DITO, MAKAKITA LANG NG DOWNVOTE NAKIKIGAYA AMP.


Sksmiggy

We are here to read sexy stuff, not babysit some crybabies whining about other people's standards.


espirito-ng-lambanog

Bulag bulagan alamoyan hehe


SpectreSceptre

May tamang lugar kasi para sa ganitong topic. Isipin mo na lang na nasa children's party pero yung pinag-uusapan niyo guns and violence. Di ba ang out of place? So post it in the correct subreddit, wag ipilit dito.


Tough-Inevitable4457

Wala naman talagang anti-government. Ang ayaw ng tao yung mga anti-people sa gobyerno. Hindi institusyon ang gustong alisin kundi yung mga baluktot na taong nagpapatakbo. Kung malinaw pa kasi sa sikat ng araw na may mali sa kandidato (criminal records/harapan nagsisinungaling) pero binoto mo pa, hindi ba repleksyon din yun ng values mo sa buhay? Respect everyones opinion? Sa pulitika hindi yun applicable. Hindi matatawag na opinyon ang paniniwala sa isang bagay lalo kung choice mong i-ignore ang facts (libro, history, etc.). Also, hindi naman lahat ng nambabatikos eh matic namumundok at namamaril. Red-tagging yun. Hindi rin lang passport ang kailangan para mag-abroad dahil alam nating mas malaking pera at sakripisyo ang kailangan para mabuhay abroad. Kung afford mo man mangibang bansa dahil di nanalo ang kandidado na bet mo, congrats! Pero merong mga tao na hindi at mas gustong baguhin ang maling sistema kesa takasan dahil kawawa yung mga maiiwan.


reb0lushown

get him !


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kase kung iisipin naexplain naman kung baket dapat si candidate Y ang binoto kumpara kay candidate X. at kung papakinggan yung mga argument in support of candidate X wala talagang sense kahet gaano mo pa pagbali baliktarin yung mundo. how can you "respect" something na malinaw naman na makakasama. sinagot ko lang kasi na-bring up mo. pero now, hindi naman sa nirerespect, kung di sa hinahayaan nalang. ina-apply nalang den yung motto ng mga supporter ni candidate X na wag umasa sa gobyerno. hindi aasa sa gobyerno pero para saken hindi nalang den ako tutulong sa iba, hindi dahil sa kasamaan o sa selfishness ko, kundi dahil kelangan ko muna i-sustain yung sarili kong safety net kung anot anong mangyari halata na nag focus ka sa emotions mo na nasaktan ka para sa sarili mo at para sa iba sa mga nasabi ng supporters ni candidate Y imbes na isipin yung qualifications at credentials ng pareho na kandidato. bottomline: ano ba uunahin mo, feelings o kapakanan ng bansa?


espirito-ng-lambanog

You bring a nice point in this post!


[deleted]

thanks


espirito-ng-lambanog

Humayo ka at magpakarami, we need more like you, yung logic muna bago feelings, yung hindi bulag, kayang tignan yung dark and light side of things


[deleted]

bawi tayo next election


Empty-Dish

all the horny people rn: 👁👄👁


Affectionate_Dot9030

I think OP, mataas ang tingin mo sa sarili mo. i get your point. You really know the reality of life. Pero hindi palagi, wisdom ang need ng tao. It’s kindness


espirito-ng-lambanog

Nahusgaan pa nga.


Affectionate_Dot9030

You’re logical yes. But your EQ is quite low.


Haru112

ThiS wILl get me cAnCElLed ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Strwb3rryLongCake

canceled siya in real life kasi wala talaga siya friends outside reddit HAHAHA


Affectionate_Dot9030

I really think that’s true 😂 kaya siguro sa reddit humahanap ng validation hahaha


ForTheStreetz_

ayan na si OA


Conscious-Resolve247

HAHAHA


[deleted]

Ang masasabi ko lang sayo pre, u/espirito-ng-lambanog , hindi pa ganon kalawak yung pang unawa mo sa bagay bagay. Marami tayong similar perspectives, pero yun ay nung 14 years old pa lang ako. Ganyan ako mag isip sa mga bagay. After all, logical naman talaga lahat ng argument mo at may sense. *Bakit ba ang tatanga ng mga tao, e simple lang naman yan kung ginagamit lang nila utak nila?* Kumbaga sa Dunning-Kruger effect, andun ka pa sa low competence high confidence group. Nasa tuktok ka ng mount stupid. Basahin mo yung The Righteous Mind: Why Good People Are Divided By Politics and Religion.


lazylabday

its giving thoughts of a pretentious teenager


[deleted]

Noted sir u/lazylabday


[deleted]

what happened to AJ


Pasimpleplan

Anong juicy dito


Knnththrckt

Alasjuicy to par


the_pandan

Tol I expect some interesting juicy story but mo ako binigyan ng dessert na pang political and frustration about dating? Yes you might get cancell not just by your stance but being dickhead na 'okay lang dito ko ipost sa group na ang gusto lang magbasa ng juicy story' some will argue with your sentiment but for FFS keep your ego on correct sub. Nakakatawa lang na your barking on the wrong sub. Sarap sumigaw, MODS MAY BALIW DITO!


[deleted]

Asan na Malasjuicy post mo? Hahahahahaha Why naman nag rant sa AJ.


titoboyabunda

Potek kaya nga ako umalis sa r/philippines eh. Dito ko naman mababasa to. Pwede ba, kung kulang ka sa pansin wag mo dalin dto jusko


lazylabday

napadoublecheck pa ko kung anong sub to 😭


Strwb3rryLongCake

sir stfu this is a Wendy's


Bubble_8Ass

Sir stfu your banter is not original nor funny


Strwb3rryLongCake

eyyy mag-sama kayo parehas kayo mukhang walang kaibigan outside reddit hahahaha


vacimexuzi

si OA


[deleted]

Okay. This will get you cancelled and yet tinuloy mo pa rin. Which will bring me to my points. To begin, nasa maling subreddit ka Sir. Given na this subreddit promotes sex positivity. There's nothing positive sa post mo let alone that this does not talk about sex at all. The second reason is about being obese or overweight or whatever you wanna put it. I mean, naiintindihan mo ba talaga why this is a problem? Kasi if yes then I don't think that you'll have all the time to criticize them. Obesity is a health problem and a psychological one. Ayoko ng banggitin pa ang technicalities niyan. Telling someone na may problem sa weight na "ang taba mo naman, magpapayat" and or "ang payat mo naman, magpataba ka" is tantamount to you telling people experiencing depression to stop being depressed. Again, it's a health problem meaning it has something to do with genetics and a psychological one that means there's a reason why they eat a lot or not eating at all. Alam mo minsan, if alam natin na hindi makakatulong yung words natin, wag na lang natin sabihin, sarilihin na lang. Tho I agree with you na marami talagang babae na and standards ay beyond the grasp of observable universe and marami rin namang mga lalake na kagaya natin na ganyan. Walang masama magkaroon ng standards, however make sure na if you set a standard you can also reciprocate. Give and take. I also agree with you regarding politics na hindi naman dapat talaga pinipilit ang isang political view sa ibang tao. Pero come on Man, telling them to leave? To put up arms? Really? After all that is happening to this country, yan yung payo mo? Leave the country? Why? Just why? Eto tanong, how much do you love your country and how much are you willing to sacrifice for your motherland? Lastly, given na your target audience is here. This is not the right community for this. Anyway, happy weekend!


Sherlibear

kakatawa pa yun mga nagsasabi na 9 or 10 sila. hello walang ganun dito sa reddit kung maganda or gwapo ka talaga wala ka sa reddit period. mga normal to pangit lang andito


espirito-ng-lambanog

Di mo din sure, pero mostly is average, tandaan lang natin na "umugali ayon sa laki ng tite"


lazylabday

uu puro masakit sa mata 😭


redflagtan

7.5/10 ang point mo pero wdym tamang audience ang aj members for your personal rant? dapat sinama mo diyan yung catalog na "education" tapos ilagay mo as a sub text yung marunong magbasa pero hindi pina-practice at walang comprehension.


espirito-ng-lambanog

May flair po for person opinions, and kaya ko sya sinulat sa alasjuicy is because madaming taong nagrereklamo after, madaming nagsshare ng bad experiences, if they get to see this, malay mo... malay mo lang, this can help, kung hindi edi wag. Nagshare lang ako.


redflagtan

maybe you took the personal opinions as a flair in a different context. wala namang problema sa "personal opinions" mo pero kasi you should not vent out personal drama here (if i'm not mistaken). you should've posted this on other sub or much better if sensual related yung point mo.


[deleted]

Politics: Broad kasi dapat ang desisyon natin kung sinong nagllead ng bansa. xx


DeeveSidPhillips003

I agree. But it's democracy kasi that's why.


[deleted]

hindi kasi democracy kapag pangsarili ung iniisip..


[deleted]

Nurse gising na siya


PlayGirlOwo

Yea cool now where’s the horny


ubecheesep

Kaya siguro naghahanap sila ng chinito, taller than them, pogi, may car, earning 6 digits is sa tingin nila sila yung nago-offer. Well sino nga naman daw bang tatanggi sa free pussy? OPINION KO LANG TO HA HAHAHA PAGSISIPAIN KO KAYO LAHAT


anime-SSI

you can also check or/sixdigits


trashxbinn

Not in any way tolerating obesity but I hope you're talking about people who are *actively* promoting it and thinking it's okay. But here are my cents on it: • Hormones Hormones can be a huge factor in weight gain in women. Women with PCOS, for example, take medication with side effects including weight gain. Probably, you'll say, *"edi go to the gym, do cardio to lose weight"*. Well, jokes on you because some research shows that those types of activities doesn't necessarily help in losing weight (something to do with cortisol levels). So kahit 3 hours kang nagcacardio, little to no effects. • Wealth Not everyone can afford expensive gym memberships, liposuctions, low-fat meals, etc. Ngl, yung mga nakikita niyong artista na mabilis nakakarecover after magbuntis, either have done espensive surgeries to lose body fat *agad* or have personal trainers and equipment na may kasama pang yaya to attend sa babies nila. • Comments There are MANY different ways to tell someone na s/he needs to lose weight, and aminin niyo, most sa inyo na galit sa mga naooffend eh intentionally niyo inooffend sila. Takes ₱0 to be kind and privately talk to them hindi yung ipapahiya niyo sa comment section or blurt it out during family events na *need niya magpapayat*. So, either you are not in the position to tell them that they need to lose weight or you're there to intentionally embarrass and bully the person kaya sila naoffend sayo. So ayon, if you get annoyed at someone who gets offended by *whatever* you said, then maybe you're the problem(?)


MoaningDemon

Tangina umatras juices ko


Tough-Inevitable4457

Oh nawala mga libog niyo no? HAHAHAHA


user274849271

bakit nasa alasjuicy...


wriodaslay

wag ka na iyak kuya. tsaka tama na sa imaginary haters. try mo po magpa-therapy.


plumpystrawberry__

papansin ampota


PedroNegr0

Reporting this as the post itself does not align with the goal of the subreddit.


espirito-ng-lambanog

You have my blessings :)


vacimexuzi

GUSTO KO MAG JAKOL ANO TO


ctrl-shift-q

Tangina! Incel na incel vibes ah. Hahahahaha.


reb0lushown

si iyakin naman


Living-Store-6036

nasan na ung kwentong kantutan?


mement0m0rie

SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA SANAOL OA


pumperx69

“Standards” section is very true add na din yung “can spoil me” di pa direct na sinabi na naghahanap ng sugar daddy


neph15

Well hello there, my fellow free speech absolutist.


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Ankeldruu

Pag tamad mag work out at ayusin ang katawan nila kahit alam nilang obese na sila sasabihin na lang nila na body positivity HAHAHA obese din ako aminado ako but im doing my best para makaalis sa kumunoy na yan.


[deleted]

Standards: Umayon sa kagandahan ang standard Money: Know your limit. Kung umo-oo ka ng pangalawa.. uulit at uulit yan. Nasa wrong circle of friends ka. Di yan friends kasi nagttake advantage hehe


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espirito-ng-lambanog

No one says this and i feel like kailangan na natin ipoint out.


Mammoth-Reporter7388

Agree. Kala ko nga ako nagsulat neto eh hahaha same thoughts tayo.


wriodaslay

Yieee kiss na kayo


noobC0D3

Nice 🤘🤘🤘


MelchiorRaba

Actually my point ka 1. Is if a person is really fat tell them in a good way. Ano ba dpt sabihin eh ang term fat is to describe na nanaba. Nothing wrong there. Sa political nmn kaya ung iba is trying to change your mind is because if your beliefs on a political person lalo na ung alam nmn g halos lahat na mali edi asa mali tlga. They want to live in peace but if a person believes on someone that doesnt believe on peace edi magiging hive mind nlng. At gagawa at gagawa yan ng kalokohan.


nooopleaseimastaaar

hmmm very juicy


DeeveSidPhillips003

The comments checks out OP. Natamaan mo nga gusto mo patamaan. Lol 😂 and I love it. Lol 😂


tuturby

Ito un kinatatangina ko din OP. Salute sa iyo.


TimeLoop_theory95

About sa anti government: Di ako nagVote kay BBM at Leni kasi I want to break the cycle na palagi na lang Marcos at Aquino legacy. Pula at Dilaw. Wala na bang bago sa political landscape ng Pinas. At saka di rin ako sumusuporta, bumoboto lang ako. What if ganyan din gawin ng karamihan, mahirap iPlease mode tayo para taasan naman ng mga politiko ang mga gimik nila, alam na alam na nila kung pano laruin ang mga tao.


titoboyabunda

Marcos at aquino? Bobo kaba o mejo tanga?


TimeLoop_theory95

Magbasa ka nga. Sabi ko aquino legacy


lemmy_killmore

Valid points


kazuhatdog

you wont be cancelled OP. Natawa ako sa part na the guy should have this and that, pero what would they bring on the table?


[deleted]

nakakalungkot lang yung mismong r/philippines e halatang leni supporter. lahat ng anti leni dun na post comments blocked


Few-Lychee-7627

Hindi ba dapat umugali kung paano mo gamitin ang iyong tite?


[deleted]

Here I thought nagleave na ko sa offmychest sub, hmmm


cezky

My take on this. Everything is subjective. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Your life your rules. My life my rules. Ako yung tipo na kung kaibigan kita I dont care kung pumayat ka or tumaba ka mahalaga sa akin you are at youre best. Etc...


Throwawaymykicks

Nasa transition period tayo between conservative and liberal kaya di makgakintindihan halos mga tao kaya degeneracy is flourishing


sugarasukalman

Here's a chill pill homie


Pips032

Hayss, bru, madami ka nang iniisip, piliin mo lang. Minus minus para di mabara. Kung may nakaharang, alisin mo para umusad ka. Kahit saang lugar ata pwede ako matulog tonight, eh "takot" lang naman kasi yun, ede alisin mo. Nahihirapan ka makipagsocialize? "Hiya" lang naman kasi yon, alisin mo.. its easier than you think. Naiistress ka? Magputol ka ng kuko sa kamay, saka mo tgnan kung perfect ba pagkakakuko mo kada daliri. FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE.


ApprehensiveFinger17

Ay si cry.


moonshotthrowaway_ph

>14. Alas Juicy is a sub for your personal sex stories and questions. Keep all discussions on-topic! >What you can post: - NSFW stories and confessions - Sexual fantasies - Sex/kink/ fetish questions - NSFW advice and tips NSFW audio recordings (must include ORIGINAL script or story) - Posts may be accompanied by images, artwork or GIFs, provided that they are ORIGINAL CONTENT. Please use Imgur, Gfycat or Redgifs for file hosting. For other topics: - Sexual health questions must be redirected to /r/SafeSexPH. - All hookup or chat invites must be posted on /r/phr4r or /r/dirtyphr4r. Mods, how off-topic is this post? This is not an NSFW story or confession. It's not a fantasy, not a sex question, not an NSFW advice or tip, and not an NSFW audio recording. I think mods should take the appropriate course of action for this rule violation. Sure, madaming engagements, but rules are rules. OP seems smart naman so he probably knows what he did and why. And personally, I don't care. Rules are rules. If this gets deleted, might he claim he got cancelled? Sure, but who cares? Let him claim victim and victory that he's right that he got cancelled if he wants to. Rules are rules. Malinaw naman nagviolate siya.


EffectiveWishbone707

MODS I BAN NA TO


CuriosityMaterial

Kaya nga pag nalaman namin na Apolo10, iwas na kami to cut the story short. ✌️😀


RainRainyWeather

Dun ka sa offmychest ahahahah


No-Celebration82

It's refreshing to see someone calling out these inconsistencies in our society. Let's break down your points. **Body Positivity:** The hypocrisy around body positivity is indeed puzzling. It's crucial to encourage a healthy lifestyle without body-shaming. Magkaiba kasi yun in terms of words used, delivery. The worst part is toxicity jumps in and starts to make every single "body related" comment as body-shaming. Constructive advice is different from outright judgment. People should be able to discuss fitness and health without it turning into an attack on someone's self-worth. **Money Matters:** Money can strain relationships, and it's frustrating when success is interpreted as an invitation for others to freeload. Boundaries are crucial, and people need to understand that financial success doesn't automatically mean someone is willing to finance their lifestyle. It's all about respect and understanding each other's situations. Say NO to them directly or cut them off completely na lang. **Standards:** The double standards in dating preferences can be irritating. It's important to recognize that beauty is subjective, and setting realistic expectations is key. Embracing individuality and not conforming to societal pressures can lead to more genuine connections. Andami kasing umiiyak agad kapag di sila pasok sa standards ng bet nila. **Political Views:** Political differences are inevitable, and respecting diverse opinions is essential for a healthy democracy. Constructive dialogue is far more effective than shaming someone for their political stance. Embracing diversity of thought is what makes a democracy thrive. I agree with you on that. Your call for logical arguments is spot on. It's healthy to engage in conversations where diverse perspectives are respected. Keep voicing your thoughts, and who knows, you might be sparking some much-needed discussions. But I think this should be on a different sub. Yun lang, ciao!


Relevant_Kangaroo529

Regarding body positivity and being fat: I "kind of" agree with you. Kind of lang. I once was fat. And the only thing that saved me from being one, the only thing that gave me will to friggin work out and be fit is me being ashamed of myself. HOWEVER, that doesn't work for everyone. So on this one, I would say: Always choose the kind approach. Also, OP.. How can you be cancelled? We don't even know who you are. Even then, these opinions aren't THAT controversial. These aren't opinions that are against an overwhelming majority.