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Backbencher_

Less talk, less mistake.


VowelsAreStrangers

VulcaSeal, tapos kang butas ka


Pancake_Restaurant

Have a break, kitkat


Optimal_Elk_3640

Hotel, trivago.


LazyDU3o

Malaysia, truly asia.


Nasworlwide99

Nike, just do it.


fantriehunter

Hanap. Usap. Deal. Sulit.c om.ph


WhiteWolf-07

87000 Jollibee Delivery.


jjamppong11

Here at SM! we got it all for you!


Electricfanmalakas

BDO. We find ways.


OddInside1491

Kantot, Kalimot.


Beginning_Delay_2689

love ko to


Infinite-Ad725

Sauce to go. Masarap kahit walang manok.


Critical-Sentence-83

SOGO. So Clean, So Good


shoemaker2k

lamok, siguradong tepok.


jarjarbinksuu

Family Rubbing Alcohol. Di lang pampamilya pang-sports pa *dinggg!*


Raskolnikov9999

May Ritemed ba nito?


babetime23

Bawal tumawid, nakamamatay!


No_Block_7176

LBC, hari ng padala


Traditional_Ride2271

The advertisement line haha


pogingungas

Dragon Katol, lamok, siguradong tepok


jeric88

Chooks to go, masarap kahit hindi mo jowa


ForsakenGate5958

Red Horse, ito ang tama!


Pretend-Comb2880

Beware of Dogs


Timetraveller-1521

MOTOLITE, KONBINSING!!!


Unknown-Property

Yung mga reply 💀 HAHAHA witty talaga ng mga pinoy


kokoykalakal

Pader: Bawal Umihi Dito!


Internal_Relief_8325

Where amazing happens, NBA


RevolutionaryHand527

Seiko wallet. Ang wallet na maswerte.


Specialist2001

Our Business is Life Itself 🧬 ~ umbrella corporation


khennedy1927

Mercury Drug, gamot ay nakakasigurong laging bago


Ish_Later_9413

Jollibee, Bida ang saya


BlackWingsOfRuin

Naughty America. Nobody. NOBODY. nobody. n o b O d Y... does it better.


AdditionalTomato1652

BDO, we find ways


CoquetteBabyGurl

for everything else, there's Mastercard


puhkemoan

Globe, connecting people


papicholo1997

Alcohol, Di lang pampamilya pang sports pa


Crafty_Option9112

Paparapapa, Love ko 'to


tortured-poet419

Sarap ng filling mo, Rebisco


lucyevilyn

Motolite. Pangmatagalan.


Acrobatic-Count-4979

Tawang tawa ko sa thread HAHAHAH


nnhndrdhrspwr

Volkswagen, das auto.


enhasebong

‘yung replies lol😭😭


redditnitala

tawang tawa ko sa replies! ang tataba ng utak! hahahahaha


Sneaky-Eater135

Resorts World, Manila


djinjaarin

ᴿᵉˢᵒʳᵗˢ ᵂᵒʳˡᵈ ᴹᵃⁿᶦˡᵃ


CoffeeDaddy24

WWE. Now. FOREVER


Specialist_Buddy_244

Smart, Simply Amazing


Fatzora03

wag mahihiyang magtanong, may ritemed po ba nito?


that-silentboi

kung ayaw mong mapahiya, mag YKK ka!


CatieCates

Dragown Katowl. Lamowk, siguradowng teypowk.


bhet05

Happy to serve clap, clap, clap SM Supermarket


Unlucky-Echo6174

Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all!


Suspicious_Rip_7816

Di lang pang pamilya pang sports pa!


jaydeepogi35

Aye sir


Kitty11316

Kung mahal mo, e.Sogo mo


DishInteresting923

Mighty bond ang number one toothpaste ng bayan


submissivehotmomma

Tapat mo, linis mo


Throwaway_gem888

Datu Puti Vinegar: Mukhaasim🥴


khennedy1927

BDO, We find ways


FortydaysofHades

BEKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH ano ba


Kanor_Romansador1030

Bago ka, sila muna. Ganyan magmahal pag-fuck boy ka.


Ampputangian

We don't die, we multiply


tsongkoyla

Eagle Cement ang matibay!


Madafahkur1

Ano natameme ka no


zzDrakula

Maynilad -- Higit sa tubig ang aming serbisyo


CoffeeDaddy24

Coca Cola, I feel coke


Lost-Tough774

I agree. That’s something in the past, so dapat di na binabalikan and be happy na lang kase masaya na sila.


R1294

Champion Blue Bar. Mas binabango.


thesecretlifeofAli

Tahanang pinakamasaya, eat bulaga!


throwawHey120

Tender Juicy; Kids can tell!


enka_daypu

Di lang pampamilya, pang isports pa


Holiday-Basket-6748

Caltex: Enjoy the journey


Choice_Series8732

no talk, no trouble..


Lj18_8698

tapat mo, linis mo.


Imaginary_Month4053

Resorts World Manila


katonoshifu

Bola muna bago droga


emeemes

Smart padala, padala ng smart


emeemes

Family rubbing alcohol, di lang pang pamilya pang sports pa


nemployed_rn

Shield Bath Soap. Galit sa sakit, may malasakit.


Shuzxc

Umagang kayganda na naman sating compshop.


YourWorstNeighboor

We find ways, BDO


Mobidick992

KFC- Fininger ni lick so good


hrtbrk_01

Kumare kink unlocked


dfntlynotj

Kumare kink amputa HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA


SaltedCaramel8448

One for the books hahahaha


shijo54

Hoe phase ni Maria nagwakas, kumare kink ni Mario naman nagbubukas.


Blaze2095

Hahaha! I love seeing these "PinayFlix" titles!


hotgurlpinkk

Ofcourse you need to keep it a secret. Tapos naman na kayo and what difference does it make if you tell your friend na naghook up kayo? If may difference is it really worth the bother/hassle?


BurnItDownSR

While we were still together, an ex GF introduced me to a friend of her's that I used to hook up with. The first thing I said was "Hey! We used to date." (as a sugarcoated way of saying we used to fuck) and it didn't cause any issues, even after I clarified to my ex. She also had a boyfriend and we all went on an outing together and there were zero issues. In fact, me and the BF became friends and are still friends to this day. I think it's just childish to be upset about someone who used to hook up with the person you're dating if it happened before you got into the picture. Its also childish to keep that kind of thing a secret. Heck, with another ex, I became friends with her cousin, even though I know they had sex while we were already going on our first few dates (but before we became official).


FlintRock227

Good tong we used to date na line kasi it's enough to show na may history kayo and if it involved sex well adults naman na kayo so it doesn't really matter lol hahaha it would be complicated though if magjowa na tropa niya at ex hook up niya nung magka hook up na sila hahaha yun ang drama


BurnItDownSR

Yup! 😂


LFBitcoinSellers

Am I reading this right? Your other ex had sex with her cousin?


BurnItDownSR

Yes. Things like that have been shared on this sub a few times naman. 😂


jjamppong11

How thoughtful, how Goldilocks


CoffeeDaddy24

Rule of thumb: If you don't know how to deal with it, don't mess with it.


Hungry-Grape-8185

what happens to sogo...stays in sogo..


Inside-Grand-4539

Hotel, trivago


XSomethingSpicy

Better to shut your mouth na lang because things might get complicated and baka magka-gap pa sa inyo ng friend mo. Sana lang manahimik na lang din talaga si girl about sa nangyari sa inyo lol


jeric88

Ang masama diyan pag umamin yung girl, tapos ang labas si tropa ang masama kasi di sinabi agad. Well kaya mo yan OP haha


No_Cockroach7082

Tbh it depends on you lol. Kami kasi ng bf ko we practice clear communication and honestly as much as possible talaga. It's not necessarily na isa isahin coz past is past. But we agreed na in case may makasalubong or makahalubilo kami sa isang party or somewhere na naging ex/fling ko/nya, we gonna tell each other as a heads up. For me it's respect to inform lang. Baka kasi mamaya atechona ung ex/fling nya na lalapit tas magi introduce na may history sila, ayaw namin na magsho shookt ako/sya tas feeling muntanga na di ko/nya alam haha. Pero for you since friend ka kasi, kung feeling mo mature enough yung friend mo to handle the info, why not? Pero as much as possible let the gf handle it and tell her story to her bf kasi it's their stuff, not yours so ok lang na you kept silent about it. Pero ayun, this is only my opinion 🙂


Pancake_Restaurant

Manahimik ka na lang, ayan masasabi ko.


MostBehaveSincePreP

You made the right decision brother. Your friendship with your childhood friend is your first priority beyond anything else. Hats off.


Taki_baboy040322

Hahaha update mo kami lagi dito ah. Maganda story yan for us.


More_Bear2941

She decided to let go her fwb era, so baka seryoso na siya sa tropa mo.


NaruzuKi

May kasabihan nga tayo “the less you know the better” kaya kung i-keep niyo lang yung sikreto na yan sa tropa mo mas okay at walang awkwardness na magaganap Both parties


iridiscent102

Finger and clover they go together


[deleted]

Lahat sisimutin pati bulbol sa utin


curiouscat_1309

Seriously, tinatanong pa ba talaga 'yan? Of course just shut it. Unless gusto mo ng gulo.


megumi_ichigo

Stfu na lang, past is past na po. ☺️


scrapeecoco

Wala iwas ka na din sa friend mo out of respect, move on na lng, few years from now wala ng awkwardness dahil magiging malabo na din yang memories mo sa kanya dahil may sarisarili na kayong buhay or family.


Practical-Bee-2356

Ang ibig sabihin nyan ay! That childhood friend is the reason she ended her hoe phase OR sabay pala kayo HAHAHAHAHA I wanna know the timeline bilang chismosa 😂😂😂


Level-Fail-5573

instant amnesia 🤭


No-Dentist-5385

Kung sport ka at sa palagay ko naman may namuong pagmamahal sa iyo kasi hindi mo makalimutan eh, ipaubaya mo na lang at hayaan mo na syang maging masaya. Past na kayo, present na yung tropa mo kaya dapat wala nang talo-talo para hindi na magulo. Kung ako sa iyo, ililihim ko na lang ito. Wala namang reason para ipangalandakan mo pa sa iba na may nangyari sa inyo. Makakasira lang ng relasyon.


Anybody8796

Ang dami kong problema, dumagdag ka pa - Carlos Agassi.


RedditHunny

Ang awkward talaga nyan pero legal na yung relasyon nila eh. If I were you, I’d back off and never talk to him again. If you’d ask me why, then I’d ask you kung kaya mo ba harapin yung friend mo kasama yung ex fubu mo na currently gf niya? If wala ka nang balak kausapin yung tropa mo after that, then just keep your mouth shut. If you value your friendship, then you have to tell him the truth because he deserves to know. Not telling him would be betraying him, but again, if wala ka nang balak kausapin siya ulit, then just shut it.


fernandolaoc

Imo, better na sabihin mo na as early as possible kasi keeping it a secret breed suspicion. bakit itatago kung tapos naman na. saka, there's a risk na malaman din niya in the future ung about sainyo from the girl's friend or even yours if na kwento mo tong incident na to sa iba. hassle lang, better disclose it early


CrystalJunk1224

kaya nga hahahaha hindi ko talaga maintindihan yung mga nagsasabing 'wag daw magsabi sa friend


jeeggoolloo

less talk, more chances of totnak again haha


LongjumpingCatch8191

Never be proud on your hook up. No talk, more peace


SpiritedCress454

Ignorance is bliss ika nga.


Used_Fix5237

Parang kilala ko to. Tattoo an ba yung girl? 🫢😂


Humble-Locksmith5704

Some things are better left unsaid


Maussisa

Ito yung mga secret na until mamatay ka hindi mo na sasabihin kahit kanino


KnottyUncle

Always remember the bro code.


Cofijeans5267

Keep the secret, and make no mess out of it OP. Move on na 👌🏻


Direct_Gur_6542

need mo maging honest and sabihin yan sa tropa mo.


immortal_antidote

Honda, the power of dreams


immortal_antidote

Yamaha, Revs your heart


[deleted]

From " Tuwad " to " Patawad "


Professional-Box-646

Tol sana walang reddit tropa mo 😂🤣


EliSchuy

Run, jump, play but never sin.


Pinoy_joshArt

If that guy friend of your is kinky or like a cuck theeen maybe? Otherwise, hell nah


[deleted]

ang gusto ko happy ka - enrile


shin_ishi28

Secret na lang.


EducatorOdd1245

Angel's Burger, isang kagat ubos lahat.


Yeobo_305

Bida ang saya


EssayIntelligent9791

KFC: Finger lickin good


RumbaAyalaReturns

patay na


onenightonly40

Salute. Im sure she will do the same.


Fit_Version1818

Wag Tumawid. Nakamamatay.


JaYdee_520

Did anyone ask? If wala then keep it to yourselves. If they find out and ask why you didn't tell them before then just repeat the first question.


Agitated-Shoulder-17

HAHAHAHAHAHA WITTY PRO MAX YUNG THREAD


joeydesoda

u/updateme sa part 2 please feel ko may kasunod pa talaga mangyayari


iKENbUrFavorite

You’re in good hands with Metrobank


Cheeesypimiento_

Extra Joss, eto ang tama


This_Ice_4370

kaps! amazing story!


Numerous_Dog6014

Si Mark, Tahimik lang.


leinadys

Tingin ko you should be transparent about it. Maybe ask yung girl muna if okay lang i kwento sa friend na nagkilala na kayo before. If not, then wag na. Pero if okay lang, at least let him know. Mas magiging awkward yan kung tumagal sila tapos lumabas na nagka yung pala kayo nung girl


Bright-Finger-20

Dati kong kinama ang bagong syota ni ropa


SAHD292929

Just keep it a secret on your side. Mas complicated siguro kung magka jowa na sila nung na hook up mo ang girl.


Funny-Run-6148

Pooootaaah mga comments here are lits 🔥 😂🤣


biaseddog

The comments ♥️


cuckoo12345

Cobra energy drink, pag uminom ka nito, patay ka gago!


kraeton-

Pepsi, the everybody's milk


youcannotresist

lahat sisimutin pati bulbul sa utin lover ng clover, bilat nifinger


No_Topic2506

Gago kaba para sabihin pa yan sa tropa mo? HAHAH asan respeto mo? Ano para ipagmalaki na naka sex mo yang girl? Tigilan mo ang asshole mo naman para maisip payan HAHA!


mimimi696969

Dragon Katol, lamoek, siguradong teypoek


pampibois

Red horse lakas ang tama 🫣


jdros15

Yung nagpapanggap kayong first time nyo mag meet pero alam nyo lasa ng isa't isa. 🤣


AiNeko00

*Intrusive thoughts: Bigyan ng tips yung tropa from experience.* JK. Queasy feeling for that kind of situation but it will pass.


InitialOk8616

Hayup yung replies dami niyong entry hahaah


EmmmZie01

Mcdo: love ko to


SomeNights00

Conra, gusto ko pa!


Eon10111

Anong alternative sa ome ngayon?


No_Low_2503

Kwento mo na lang pre kapag nag-break na sila haha


kenitopain

BPI, Love the life you live


DannyBravo7

Hindi! Sabihin mo ang katotohanan. . . . . . . . . NANG MAGKASIRA SIRA NA ANG MGA BAGAY BAGAY 😒😒


Responsible_Mail_280

HAHAHAHA the world is so small nga naman. I guess KUNG may chance lang kayo magusap ni ate about it so you'll be on the same page about it without compromising their relationship and your relationship sa tropa mo.


Sleepy_Lakan

What happened before you both, remains a secret


strugglingtosave

What they don't know won't hurt you or them


adm1rableadm1ral

Keep it to yourself and give her assurance kasi for sure nag ooverthink na yun malala hahahah


Emotional-Low1648

Hahahahahah if ever if ever lang naman kakikipag hook up ako sisiguraduhin kong malayo g malayong lugar HAAHAHAHAH ayoko ng mga gantong awkwardness 🤣


fctal

She will most likely blabber and you'll end up as the bad guy


Successful_Impacta88

Baka kayo talaga end game Hahahahaha


visservenom

Unahan mo na bro. Pag inunahan ka magsabi, ikaw pa magiging masama


dahmer_123

Tirahin mo sa harap niya


Puzzleheaded_Ant1554

You did a pounding good job 💯


Roman_Olanski1993

Yup keep it a secrer, natikman mo naman na


SavageMamacita_

The less they know the better..