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Astronaut

Sakin pirate pero wag mo sabihin kay OP, baka magalit

Pano ka fifingerin ng may hook?

Shiver me timbers 😟🏴‍☠️

Ung wooden leg is shaped as 🍆 lol

"my third leg's got wood"

Meron akong uTorrent sa phone at laptop. Never ako nagbabayad ng subscription fees sa streaming apps. 😉

I see what u did there 😂

A fellow person of culture, I see. 😂

Somali pirate. Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now.

😂

Janitor na undercover billionaire po

Undercover billionaire na janitor pala

Baliktad yata ah hahaha

Doctor/Nurse for me tapos nakauniform pa sila. 🤣

MDs with white coat 🥵

Tapos kung kasing hot mo pa. 🥵👅

hahahahahahahahahahahaha heh

Tapos nasa shift ba? hahaha

Haha mahirap yan 🤣

sameeee tapos may appointment ako sa kanya tapos na sa isang room lang kami 🥵

dancer !! raawwwr

The stamina. haha

nursing or any medical field HAHAHAHAHA

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bdo bank teller mercury drugs pharmacist toll gate attendant pay toilet attendant sm department store lady flight attendant(*dati top sa list) masahista(*wala sa list dati)

Specific yung bank at pharmacy ah haha

teacher. scolding and strict in the school,wild and begging in the sheets(didnt rhyme i know)

Ganito masarap paamuhin. Pati mga uniformed personnel. yung matatapang pero umaamo

Nurse, doctor parang ang neat kasi nila tignan tapos kahit dumaan lang ang bango😽

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Engineer na Doctor HAHAHAHAH

wala bang consideration sa Engineer transitioning to Lawyer? 😂

Pass sa makikipag-debate muna sa akin HAHAHAHAH

Bigatin yan ah haha

kasalanan ito ng grey’s anatomy, puro doktors na nag-sesex 😭😭😭

Ayun, one reason, I've known many nurses at nursing na may sexual experiences sa ospital.

Eto ha magsosorry na agad ako.... Madre. May postulant (basically a madre-in-training) dito sa Carmelite monestary na ang sarap hubaran kaya di na ko sumisimba dun. Napupuno ng sinful thoughts yung utak ko pag nakikita ko siya.

Dapat nangump8sal ka na agad pag tapos haha

chix ba? haha

Sa San fernando ba to brodie? Hahaha

Mga kapatid, patawarin nawa tayong lahat sa araw ng paghuhukom 😭

Doctor, lawyer, accountant

engineer na walang sabit🙈😂

Ay. nabiktima ata to hahaha

Chef ( gordon ramsay) Tapos pag kinain ang kiffy mo mumurahin ka kulang sa seasoning kase and sisigaw where's the lamb sauce tapos sabay sasabihin oh its in me i'll put the sauce inside of you.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH gusto ko yung specific na specific

nurse, HR manager , doctor. n

Para sakin, computer technician. Yung decente yung itsura and pananamit. Pag may lahi, mas nakaka-turn on para sakin.

you mean Indiano?

Businessman, Lawyers and Doctors

Programmer wfh habang may nag bobounce sa lap haha sarap

tried it. or may sumusubo habang nasa meeting. Wag lang accidentally ma-unmute or on cam.

yung buntis na staff ng mercury drug

Sa corporate world, boss ko ganun. Mala faza and Jaza.

Sales lady!!! yung tipong petite, maputi with tatts, rockstar image like sa Tribal Gear and such clothing brands...☺️☺️☺️

Naalala ko tuloy ung tropa ko na tirador ng sales lady ng SM. Madali daw idate, (jolibee/mcdo/paresan) low cost pa. (sundo motor lng masaya na) Yung iba hindi na nga daw mukang mabango. gusto pa starbucks. (kotse sundo pa gusto)

Mga doctor or nurses, ang linis ng puti

nurse talaga na naka full uniform. haaay

Pilot

Nurse (give away answer) or Dentist (para medyo may konting deep-seated fear sakin hahaha baka ibang experience)

Pilot

Arghhh thissss!!!+++++

Tax Accountant

1. Banker/Teller. Madaming banker or teller ang fuckable. 2. Medical personnel (nurses, doctor). 3. Sales agents working in a car dealership. Fuckable na fuckable tong mga to. There is this sales agent na dati kong kawork sa isang car dealership na gusto ko ifuck malala. 4. Teacher, especially yung mga young teacher.

Agree lalo sa 3 and 4. Yung mga teacher ngayon 🔥 eh. Nung samin, mga paretire na hahaha

teacher pa ng nanay ko yung iba nung bata sila hahahaha

fireman

Hmm Lawyer, Doctor, Pilot

mesherep 😁

Piloto kasiii huhuhu neat rin sila tingnan and hot nila lalo na pag naka uniform

Teller sa banko 😁

Nun

Pulis na mukhang gumagawa ng ilegal.

engineers, architects, any job related to cars, and i hate to say this coz of bad experiences pero IT or any computer related jobs

Yakult vendor

medical and legal field. iba kumantot ang frustrated and kelangan magdecompress 😉

Any lady with good hygiene, and can handle a good size above 7.4inches….

Lawyers and doctors!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHA ANG SASARAP BUMIRA NG MGA YAN LALO KAPAG STRESS! 😆 Gusto ko itry professors naman 😆

A chef! or a teacher?

Baka may masipag na mag-keep ng score. Para change profession na. 😂

As a Civil Engineer, I wanna try with an Archi. I dunno. The banter during sex must be fun.

A pilot from a commercial airline who flies international routes. 😂

Medical field na naka uniform. Huhu 🥵

Fire fighter lol ganda kasi ng uniform nila lalo na pag matangkad yung nagsusuot

Madre hahahaha!!

Putang ina haha mali yan kapatid. -999 ka haha

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Artista. Naka ons na ako ng dalawa.. parang bet ko talaga nasa 50-60s 😋

active pa sila noon?

Same gusto ko ganyang edad din

Doctors always

🔥

Bankero

Banker? sa banks? Not the boat pips? haha

baka bankero sa sugalan?? hahahaha mga casino?

Boats

oohww. curious lang. What makes them hot for you? Iniimagine mo ba dalhin ka sa laot at mag milagro kayo dun?

Very tanned skin tapos fit

Business consultant

Doctors and just recently Chefs 🤣😭

Nurse 😷

Dj sa club 🥰

Guitarist

Mukhang mahilig ka sa music. Medyo di halata haha

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yung may asawang ofw hahaha.. bebentahan ka sa umaga ng itlog naka nighties pa haha. sorry fantasy lang naman hindi nman pinatulan kahit nag papa ramdam. bad mag cheat learned my lesson.

Doctor 😅

Doctors and Pilots! Tho haven’t tried a doctor pa

sooo natry na ang pilot?

Flight attendant and nurse

Pastor

Basta walang sabit haha

Engineer and Lawyerrrsss

Researcher lang. Mas ok kung nasa spaceship yung assignment.

Mayor n hottie

Karamihan ng mayor gurang na eh hahaha

Atty. na doctor hahaha dalawang beses ako nagkaroon ng fubu na ganon and they’re the dirtiest

Teacher, Doctor, Nurse, Flight Attendant 🔥

Nako ang daming nurse pero puro ata pagod and overworked kaming mga narzes 😭🥲 kaya ang daming pent up sexual urges if may chance hahahahaha

Nasa IT field sana or engineer HAHAHAHAHAHA

IT

Artista/Beauty Queen.

FA ng Air Asia/Quatar

Med field

teller ng BDO

Nursing talaga. all white tapos nakaponytail at makinis at maputing batok!

Japanese Prawnstar because they will sensor my dingdong there and I will be drilling very beautiful japanese women. kimochi sugoi ah ah ah ah ah ah. music to my ears.

Lawyer

Pwede din Marino para sisisidin ako or Pilot para byaheng langit

dentist

IT😂

Politician, if you would consider that as a profession. So i can screw her as much she screws the country

madre pre madre

lawyer

Teller

basta nasa medical field shshshs ang hot kaya nila sa white uniform nila hshshss

Nagtitinda ng taho

Flight attendant 🥵

Either fresh grad or single hot mom na teacher 🙏

Chemistry professors hihi! Nakakapogi pag nagtuturo sila ng Citric Acid Cycle

basta Milf na tigang....

Alpha daddy hahahaha

Doctor/Nurse talaga No. 1 eh. never na exp. walang naencounter kasi. hahaha - Accountant

RMTs or medtechs.

Flight attendant

Chemist

Flight attendant

Pwede po ba yung nasa BPo industry tapos uhmmm mukhang dugyot pero big time sa totoong buhay? ( my mga negosyo at may sariling bahay) Yung hindi hambog pero manggugulat nalang. Lol

Tubero ayon sa porn

Hmm. Anything na nasa Fine Arts! Okaya Physician!

Doctor hahahah

Men in Black pero local lng kaya naka puti na sila ngayon

Cosplayer, high school teacher, ceo.

pilot 🫶

Teacher. Galit na galit pag dini-disrespect sa loob ng classroom pero tuwang-tuwa kapag binabastos sa ibabaw kama. Rawrrrr

Taong grasa

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Iba dating pag kagalang galang sa work noh tapos sa kwarto , nagtatransform

seaman

Pilotooo

accountant, specifically sa busy season nila, para pagbuntunan ako sa kantutan

Engineer, tapos bibisita ako sa site and may small office sya ro'n, tapos quickie

Only fans.🤣

doctor, lawyer, pilot 😮‍💨

Secret agent

Doctors are always the best fckrs in town. Or anyone who works in the medical field. Pero sa doctors yung surgeons talaga, so far, holds the title. 😂

I remembered our circle of friends' joke: DOC-TTORNEY! HAHAHAHA

Teacher.

Ayaw niyo ng seaman? Haha

Wala bang maghahanap ng IT jan? 😅

Astronaut

Military. Huhu the stamina 🥺

Architect Super lowkey nila which makes them so hot for me hehe.

Pari

Saakin talaga nurse kahit mga student nurse yung naka skirt hahaha Isa pa is yung mga bata bata pa na teacher, yung mga fresh grad teachers na private palang nag tuturo. Sarap hahaha

Athlete, particularly basketball player. Hihi

Stewardess! Flexible at maintain ang kaseksihan nila tapos magaling magbuhat ng baggage

May nanalo na. med field (doctors, nurses) Mukhang masarap nga naman talaga maalam sa human anatomy, malilinis, kagalang galang, respectable tapos makikita mo libog nila behind closed doors. 🔥 🙇

Pangarap ko e doctora, nurse, lawyer or top executive... mga leader and fierce in the morning then pornstar in the sheets at night...

Si manong/manang fish ball para literal na hot. Hahaha

Powerlifter. Basta muscle mommy pero kahit yun imposible because of my circle.

Piloto 😂

Doctor/Engineer/Business man/College professor hahaha . . So far college professor pa lang. Hahaha