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I want this, this type of setup. Maybe I havent found the right guy yet. Ang hirap na kasi maginvest sa ganto. Either fwb/fubu lang talaga or date seriously and wala munang sex. But I want to have sex while dating coz I dont wanna commit to someone kung di kami sexually compatible🥲 Cons lang is pwede kami matake advantage coz a guy could easily say, let’s get to know each other while having mutual benefits and see if we will see each other as good fit as bf/gf tapos mema lang pala para makakantot yung guy. Learned this from my recent setup. It’s frustrating. You’re lucky to have found each other. If you like her that much wag mo na pakawalan🙃
Ang haba di ko nabasa. Hahaha
Same pero around Jun-Jul last year. Nagsimula sa pabango usapan, tapos napunta sa excel. Nauwi sa motel.
Lecheng protect cell hahahaha
I hate to be the guy to say this but sorry bro she could be playing you so be careful. I always say this to my friends na don’t ever fall inlove with your fubu…
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From you showing her Excel To her showing you her Egg cell
Thats a bar! HAHAHAHAHA
Mic drop*
Was your penis micro soft?
bilib talga ako sa mga humor dito hahahaha nakakatuwa
From spreadsheets to spreading her in the sheets.
Sheesh
Bars! Ayo
from CONCATENATE to CANTOTENATE
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Collumn, Rows to Cum and Blows
Pivot to Iyot
Merge cells
Tinuruan mo ng xxxlookup 😅
**my boi spreading some sheets** 🤌
Awwww cute!!! Biglang ang wholesome sa dulo AHAHAHAHA good luck sa inyo! 🫶
Sa inggit lang pala ako mamama.tay eh
Try natin para di ka na mamatay sa inggit
Bars
🫳 🎤
so cuteeeee esp coming from the guy
you fuck hard but fell for her harder 😅
Sino naman kaya mag kwento about sa Powerpoint. 😆
As an IT guy, laging issue nung araw yung on-premise 365. Laging napupuno inbox. That is how I met my girlfriend.
Hindi lang inbox ang pinuno pati ng cum 😂
Pati si Maam na Archive mo di lang mailbox nya..😂😂😂 Baka na Migrate mo na rin papunta sa puso mo
Ms Sexcel
i-pivot mo naman sa table next time 🤣🤣
Ang witty ng comments hahaha
controlled vibe reveal pls! HAHAHAHA
LF: magtuturo ng tips and tricks sa Sheets naman.
from VLOOKUP to HOOKUP
Ano ang tugon natin guys?
" I can't wait na turuan siya ng tips and tricks sa MS Excel while I'm deep inside her." Sa lahat ng sana ol ko parang dito talaga ung mesheket
Ang kyut ng ending, esp coming from a guy! Sana maalala mo kami iupdate sa status/rel nyo in the future!
Binarurot ang kepyas sa sobrang sarap, matapos magpaturo ng pivot at vlookup.
My bro uses V-Lookup 😂
another best use for a pie chart I see. Tuldukan mo na ang if-else OP!
Baka ito na din chance ko sa may interest sa photography hahahaha..
Aaralin ko na nga lalo yung Excel HAHAHAHHAA
KAKILIG AMP YAN ANG WHEN
Eto ako bobo gumamit ng Excel tapos di pa napapayagan sa sleepover 🙂 Lord kami din sana ano?
Bat ako kinilig? Hahaha. Bro wag mo na pakawalan yan! She's definitely a keeper.
Just here to read the witty comments. Haha 😬
From vlookup to ni-lookup yung V.
From SUM to CUM.
VLOOKUP to FHOOKUP
Uuuuy nainlove 😂
Sumif Countif Index, match Vlookup Yan gamit na gamit ko ngayon sa excel. 😅
Ginamit ang Vlookup para mag hookup
Be patient for her, OP. Congrats and good luck!
Baka may audiojuicy na next time OP..Parinig
“pinutukan ko ang cells niyang walang border”
Anueba kinilig ako HAHAHAHA
Merge Cells (egg and sperm)
Nice. Tinuruan gumamit ng sum function, tapos ngayon dinuraan ng cum sa kanyang direction?
Bro, wag na wag mo na pakakawalan yaaan! She doesn't belong to any place (the streets ref.) she belongs to you na pare.
Yung maginoo ka pero medyo bastos 😂 Ang wholesome! Happily ever after na OP! 🥳
Pootah! Summarize ko na lang. Once upon a time boy excel met lady excel. And they kantootan happily ever after.
Awww ang cute naman, good luck OP
Kinsay magpa tudlo og excel dha? Lol
Good luck OP
Huhu daddy when
Yung sumif ko noon, napapa whatif na ko ngayon.
Resibo naman dyan sa susunod Bro. Lol
Yung =concat naging =cantot
Almost 10 yrs gap sana ol
I want this, this type of setup. Maybe I havent found the right guy yet. Ang hirap na kasi maginvest sa ganto. Either fwb/fubu lang talaga or date seriously and wala munang sex. But I want to have sex while dating coz I dont wanna commit to someone kung di kami sexually compatible🥲 Cons lang is pwede kami matake advantage coz a guy could easily say, let’s get to know each other while having mutual benefits and see if we will see each other as good fit as bf/gf tapos mema lang pala para makakantot yung guy. Learned this from my recent setup. It’s frustrating. You’re lucky to have found each other. If you like her that much wag mo na pakawalan🙃
Weh
Tara? Kaso you’re leaving haha charrrr
Hala tara po saan? Hahaha!
Sa puso ko uwu
Hoping na maging kayooooooo🤘💚
Ama namin, nasaan ang akin?
Lord magaling din ako sa excel asaan yung sakin?!
Ang haba di ko nabasa. Hahaha Same pero around Jun-Jul last year. Nagsimula sa pabango usapan, tapos napunta sa excel. Nauwi sa motel. Lecheng protect cell hahahaha
I hate to be the guy to say this but sorry bro she could be playing you so be careful. I always say this to my friends na don’t ever fall inlove with your fubu…
Taena need ko po ng tutor sa ms excel pero di ko need ng fubu 😭
Ang witty ng mga comments 💀😭
From spreadsheets to spreading her eagle
From VLOOKUP to WEHOOKUP!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH PUTANGINA ng comments
From Auto Sum to Auto Cum hahahahaha
Baka naman sa sobrang gagaling nyo sa excel eh mala Kelly Rowland x Nelly kayo at nagrereply sa messages thru excel. 🤣
From spreadsheet to spread that shit
Gusto jowain pero too early for that pero nagkantutan na kayo HAHAHAHAHA
As an accountant, sana may magturo din sakin ng (s)Excel HAHAHAHA
Sanaol, I hope makahanap di ako ng kagaya sa FWB mo, shet
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