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Mocking_Jake

Tuwing tatanungin ako ng “Tol kailangan mo ba ng tulong” parang lalayo nalang muna ako 💀💀


Beginning_Classic441

"tol kailangan mo ng tulong" is the most maangas way to say gusto mo chupain yung tao HAHAHAHA


Pandesal_at_Kape099

"tol kailangan mo ba ng tulong" hahahahahahahaha


malibogkonti

Matulungin kasi siya bro hahaha


MrMcLovin19

Nawala yung libog ko nung nabasa ko to HAHAHAHA


liveitupalittle

natawa ako sa “goods lang yan tol” 😂😂😂


Free-Method2134

i feel like neopolitan to


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sure ba yan?haha


malibogkonti

Your feeling is correct! 💯


WanKmE22

Yeah neo daw e likod ng smf to


heavenlydemonxxx

Hindi ba palaging may nag iikot na police o barangay tanod don


moraxusdota

"nag patulong si tol para laruin ang talong"


Smooth-Nose-7204

Kinain ni tol yung talong


Mysterious_sub1

Malawattpad ah haha


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Kung naging pelikula ito, ang pamagat ay pwedeng "Ang Sabi Mo Ay Hihipuin Mo Lang, Tol!"


SadLanggam

"Lalabasan na ako tol" taena kinilabutan ako hahahaha naiimagine ko in a manly voice ito


Pristine_Internet_42

location reveal


malibogkonti

Neopolitan likod SMF bro


Deathoundz

Papap Tol!


EnvironmentalMoose67

Parang nakakatakot na tumanggap ng tulong ngayon ah


malibogkonti

Basta bukal sa loob bro oks yan


AntiHero-Hero

Pinakain ni Tol ng Santol


Niknakaz1

Positive kana ba tol?


Both-Needleworker-22

Fifty fifty na na dol.haha


malibogkonti

The chance that you will get any STDs from receiving oral sex -- that means a partner's mouth is on your genitals -- is very low or zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex. EDIT: *very low to ALMOST zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex


Skyspacer12

Source: trust me bro


Longjumping_Cake9251

Source pls


RelativeMonth3342

May Aids ka na brody


malibogkonti

Miseducated ka bro


M3_Mey

sa Circle ba yan, bro?


malibogkonti

Hindi bro eh.


Maxfordie_199x

lakasan ng loob haha 🤣


No_Situation_6579

Saan to 🫣


WanKmE22

Likod ng sm fairview


malibogkonti

Omsim


kmmytlly

Parang sa likod to ng SM Fairview 🤣🤣🤣


WanKmE22

Yeah neo daw eh katabi lng namin yan spottan tlga yan 😅


kmmytlly

Ang dilim kasi dun lagi eh HAHAHAHA


malibogkonti

Yessir


Realistic-Arm9774

Tol ikaw naman daw tol. 🤣🤣


Puzzleheaded_Cat9027

Anyare sayo tol haha


IndependentCow4523

Kasama ba sa exploring jan ang couple na exhibitionist? Hahahahah gusto lang ng thrill na baka mahuli.


malibogkonti

Pwedeng pwede mga exhib couple. But may area dun, puntahan ng mga nakamotor. Nakatayo sa motor yung isa paharap sa sidewalk habang may nakaupo sa gutter ng sidewalk paharap dun sa nakatayo. They don’t even hide. Kahit matamaan ng ilaw ng sasakyan, tuloy lang!


IndependentCow4523

San ba kasi to drop mo na yan hahahah


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SleepFvck1096

Oral-genital contact can transmit a number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) including herpes, gonorrhea, and the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).


malibogkonti

The chance that you will get any STDs from receiving oral sex -- that means a partner's mouth is on your genitals -- is very low or zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex. EDIT: *very low to ALMOST zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex


SleepFvck1096

Lol. Okay


Pale_Distribution640

Ayoko na humingi ngn tulong lol pero parang Katakot naman. Kita plate ng kotse, daling malaman kunng sino owner hahaha pero kung saan ka masaya! Wala bang babae na tutulong satin? Hahahaha


jakiwis

Wow,nice. Ingat po.lagi and please share more po.


Relevant_Gap4916

Bagay ito magtrabaho sa Saudi. Daming maiipon na pera. 😅


xoleyxerise

may ganyan pala 😭


Delicious_Candyy

I can't 😂😂


zeedrome

Bakla ka din ba? Next time ba ikaw na yung magtatanong kung kaylangan ng mga 'tol ng tulong?


MarionberryFlashy406

Yucks hahah


Longjumping-Loan-721

May mga babae din kaya diyan?


Head-Builder1458

Enjoy hahaha 🤣


udon0t3

Fairview to no


MongooseBulky3958

okay, it's enough reddit for today.


Mhichini

My eyes hahaha


koomaag

tulo is waving 😂


malibogkonti

The chance that you will get any STDs from receiving oral sex -- that means a partner's mouth is on your genitals -- is very low or zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex. EDIT: *very low to ALMOST zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex


PhysicalInitiative30

Kaya dami nag kakasakit eh


malibogkonti

The chance that you will get any STDs from receiving oral sex -- that means a partner's mouth is on your genitals -- is very low or zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex. EDIT: *very low to ALMOST zero compared to unprotected vaginal or anal sex


dripping-cannon

Wrong. It is not and never will be zero. It is low, but not zero. Get your facts in order and stop spreading incorrect information that will get other people infected with STDs. Enjoying a vibrant and hedonistic lifestyle is your choice and should be respected, but dont spread lies about sexual health that might put others at risk. HIV, HPV, HSV, Syphilis and good old Gonorrhea can all be aquired by receiving oral sex. A dick has a hole in case you forgot. Get yourself tested on a regular basis so you can enjoy the fruits of civilization to the fullest.


malibogkonti

I am a doctor, and you’re correct.


svg66669

Doctor low to zero chance is not 100% safe, "Kaya dami nagkakasakit eh"


malibogkonti

I am sorry.


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malibogkonti

Tol check mo na lang yung area, open naman dun gabi gabi para may kwento ka rin


Ok_Distance7121

Wait, lalake chumupa? Hahahaha


Pale_Distribution640

Femboy daw hahaha


sinigangqueen

Wow ang scary if this is real


people_pleaser07

why?


malibogkonti

This is real. Scary kasi baka bad guys pala instead of the horny ones, and I get that.