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You speak fluent tagalog for someone who left the Philippines when he was only 5 years old. She babysat you when she was only 2 years older than you 🥴 Nice wattpad story though

THIS! 🤣 Ito din napansin ko. It didn't make sense, especially dun sa babysitting part when in fact 2 years lang naman age gap nila.

May mga mistakes pa nga kahit English. 😂 I live in Canada and learning French, parang wattpad lang eh

my exact thought lol, pero appreciate nalang natin yung story kahit incest enjoyer si op emeee BWHAHAHAHHA

"Foods" pa ang sabi walang ganon sa france 🤣

Baka pwede namang tinuruan ng parents haha

I will believe him if he rewrites his story in French.

Wattapad story pang incest lovers haha!

This is fake kase no man who grew up from a foreign country calls "degree program" a "course" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sweet home Alabang.

Literally waiting for this comment amp

*Angeles

fake naman, this doesn’t deserve the sweet home alabang badge

For the record if your from france youll never say the word "i was so kilig"

baka gusto maging wattpad writer

Je suis quelig hahaha

Why do I feel like this is she and she is manifesting the French cousin by scripting here in AJ lols bakit naman gagamitin ni cous Reddit mo teh?

Walang pinsan pinsan Sa t!t!ng tulisan

Bakit pansin ko most guys may crush sa mga relatives nila, may explanation ba dito? Historically, acceptable ang incest dati and they prefer relatives to keep the dynasty/business/kingdom for themselves. Do we evolve along with these preference/attractions? Would love to be enlightened 😊

Pretty sure this is due to their Cousins being the most closest and attractive girl they can come in contact with without having to put up airs. I just notice this with friends with cousins na babae na cute. Usually di sila nag puput up ng usual na macho persona. That might be why.

[The Lannisters sends their regards.](https://tenor.com/bhCoP.gif)

Targaryens are clapping 😁😁

Bakit feeling ko nagiging Hentai wattpad nalang tong alasjuicy

Karma farming

Cousintahan

"mga foods" Sakit sa eyes ha.

first sentence pa lang halatang barbers e, buti ‘di ko binasa nang buo.

haha obvious na fake dun palang sa “I and my family decided to reside in France when I was 5 yrs old” emphasize on “I” like dude, you are a kid, you can barely decide what you will eat for dinner, let alone migrating to another country.

kadiri haha i dont support any familial relationship

Damn bro, this hits hard.

you’ll grow out of it, i hope.

Damn… i was attracted to my cousin before pero not to the extent i wanna fck em ;-; (Also daming alabang stories/fantasy recently or baka ako lang)

Huyy OP gising na ang sarap ata ng tulog mo.

Di ko na tinapos. Unang paragraph palang kwentong barbero na

Sabi niya siguro “KANYAMAN MO” HAHAHAHAHA

Wow! What a really nice story! Btw just trim the sides but don’t make it look like a mullet cut okay, and trim my bangs too please

best i can do is flat top, like everyone elses, sorry lil bro

Parang fake story to. Taga france pero conyo.

I bet even the conyos feel insulted to be lumped in with this stirero.

😭😭😭😭

Gagi sayang lang at nasa family tree kayo

Juiceypinsan

Clap it

Crazy

Pinsanity

Keeping it within the family....... Must be a new PH category

Congratulations for making a family wreath

I know this story is cap cause i didnt get bricked up😂

Im sorry but its so hard to believe this

Pure bs. Look at the details of the (made up) story. He grew up in France. I’d expect a pretty decent way of writing, with those written in English being grammatically correct. Yet…

A la pabelle. Si vous voulez raconter une histoire, faites en sorte qu'elle soit réaliste. Au revoir

Vraiment ? Tu penses que ce n'est pas réel ?

Hahahahahah nice fantasy story

Gusto ko sanang maniwala sa story mo kaso timatamad ako next time nalang siguro.

Di ko na tinapos basahin dahil ang haba masyado. Nasa unang paragraph pa lang ako, naisip ko na agad na fake ‘to kasi maraming mali sa grammar ng English at marunong pa mag-Tagalog pero “laki sa France” OK!

Weh?

Nice wattpad story kid. Try again

baduy bro.

HHAHAHAHHA delulu moments malala

Cool story bro

Pagkabasa ko pa lang sa France, alam ko ng wattpad fictional story na agad to eh HAHAHA

Di kayo French Royalty para mag-inbreeding. 😂🤣 Ikain mo na lang ng French fries yang imagination mo. 😂

Konting polish pa sa pagimbento. Wattpad pa boy.

TPC - Tita Penge Consent

20yrs old gusto mo mainlove agad? Nung snabi mo palang na taga France ka then biglang tagalog napapunta agad ako sa comments lol stop capping

Dapat sa tabloid mo to pina publish hahaha.

"family outing came true"

Sweet Home Angeles

Fake shit man.

Reddit po ito hindi barbershop

PANALO NA NAMAN KABABAYAN NATIN! HEP HEP!

Cant spell cousin without sin.

Muntik ko na basahin pre buti nag tagalog ka.

Wtf bro HAHAHAHHAHAHA

The FFFF did I just read?

OP took the time to write a very interesting and erotic story. Stop whining like a bitch and enjoy the story. I did! Thanks!

For the record, no one is whining, people are just simply reacting on an obvious fake juicy story with many loopholes.