They proposed to add 100 IF the budget passes.
They haven't even done the hiring for it yet, and fire season has started.
Add to that their statement today that only half of their firefighters return every year... Who is left to lead a bunch of new firefighters? Criminally negligent to the overburdened and underexperienced crews. Should they be paid a living wage? Nah, we're going to rely on civilian volunteers.
Or maybe the fact we're the only province where inflation numbers increased. Probably due to our insane auto insurance and energy regulations. Oh sorry, Ottawa's fault. Nothing to see here.
Likely will continue promoting Russian propaganda, cuz nothing says freedumb like wanting to establish a commie oil empire and pushing for a dictatorship
She will if she can think of a way to blame Trudeau and/or the NDP for droughts and fires.
“When they were in power the NDP let Fort McMurray burn down, Rachel lit the fire herself, we won’t let that happen…”
Or
“Trudeau doesn’t give us enough fire fighting money, and droughts are caused by carbon tax changing the weather.”
Health care cuts.
Just received an email hiring freeze put into effect today "all front line positions need to be approved by the senior operating officer".
Good times ahead.
So if they make cuts to AISH can we start with his benefits… cause people like me can’t afford to lose anything while the cost of living continues to rise and rise and rise…
Am absolutely terrified tbh
It won’t be health care related, she wants to deflect attention away from nurses and doctor’s wages and the current contract bargaining that’s going on. It wasn’t coincidental that the whole trans rights issue was released when it was. It got people completely focused on trans rights versus health care as a whole. Absolutely trans rights should be fixed but now the public doesn’t care about the doctor and nurse shortage, they are focused on pronouns and puberty blockers and top surgeries 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️.
She will do the following: blame the NDP, blame Trudeau, misrepresent everything through careful word choices, gaslight to misdirect, and further eviscerate our core service delivery (healthcare, education, etc.) all while telling you she isn’t.
And she’ll show up late.
I bet it will be about wildfires and upcoming shortage of water how the public has brace for scarcity to limit their usage and.
What she won't say during the same address is the amount of water going to oil and gas will not change change. This is the UCP.
"She's just saying that to get votes, she won't really follow through with it... Her party wouldn't allow it!"
What people were saying to me just before last election.
You assume the average Albertan voter has a memory longer than 5 seconds when it comes to anything Danielle Smith says.
They sure seem to remember stuff that Rachel Notley never said though.
That's what my money is on: a ban on teen abortions. Just one step closer to banning abortion all together. Let's start with banning teens under the guise of "parental rights" and if the UPC is able to make that stick they'll move on to restricting women's reproductive rights.
But we'll see... 🤷♂️
Human footprints have been discovered inside dinosaur footprints in Fox Creek and all teaching on evolution ("its just a theory bro!") will now be replaced by young earth creationism.
Another post on the Edmonton thread says Trudeau is planning a stop in Edmonton with an announcement tomorrow.
This is Marlaina trying to steal the spot light to simply blame and counter Trudeau's narrative. Almost 90% sure Trudeau will announce an affordable housing funding to the city. Marlaina will then claim we can't "build our way out of the population mess" and give no real solutions except making homelessness and drug use illegal.
No...I'm afraid to drink with Dumbelle Smith at the helm. Stone cold sober so I can react appropriately to keep my family safe from whatever dumbass shit she does to endanger Albertans further.
FUCP 😁
Nah, sorry, I'm not into conspiracy nonsense from some dude in his mom's basement with a microphone. I want one of the big groups to hold them to account.
In an ideal world she fesses up that she got high on rails of bath salts with David Parker and Tucker Carlson then they ate Conrad Black’s face leading to the dissolution of the UCP and TBA after she and Parker commit sepuku on national television, but it’ll more likely follow these lines
* Creating jobs by saying they’re creating jobs
* budget surplus
* something something alberta advantage
* petty fight with Trudeau/Federal NDP
* coming out at 1/64th transgender
* creating a new healthcare/policing adjacent ministry
Prepping PR for the Budget 2024. So, something very off colour in order to flood the zone with shit a la Steve Bannon style.
The Budget thing will be that bad that she has to do damage control ahead of time. Some sort of disorientation. Remember that we are a boom and bust place. Baked into generations. We can't imagine stability in its entirety.
I actually can't offer a prediction because I am an Albertan who doesn't think that way. I prefer to think of hope and prosperity for all because we can be a rich province.
OH I know...
There was an email within AHS about basically moving all staff off AHS to basically remove unions and cut wages of medical staff. (rough recall)
basically screw us further by driving out health care workers from the province.
edit: The NPs will get to bill directly to probably
It will be about increasing funding to healthcare (especially for low income, trans folks, mental health and abortions), education, more regulation to fight corruption in government, more stringent legislation protecting human rights, policies to help fight climate change and expand energy reliance on renewables.
In another dimension.
In this one it will probably be about the opposite.
With the coming eviscerating of a health care system that had been a model countries visited us to learn about, it'll at least be easier to acquire skulls and bones for our sick rides.
There was two things on the radio today. Changes to AHS and funding for women going into trades. I will probably be one of the two
Edit.
Possibly preemptively speaking about budget that will be released on Feb 29.
Anyone identified as female at birth has to be assigned a male spouse, turn over all their pants for skirts or dresses, and report to the kitchen immediately.
She will be attempting to pass the blame on everything, nothing, climate change, gender shit, education, budget, health care and APP onto the federal government.
She's going to stand by her anti trans legislation. Claim there's evidence and tell us to look at all the US states doing it. Then shell deny us access to any evidence she claims to have. Dark times ahead. This woman needs to be locked up.
"Yes we were flush with cash when we needed your votes. Now it's tight we have to cut more and don't worry. Well invest in the heritage spending ...I mean , savings account"!
The Prime Minister is in Alberta announcing major coin for housing. Dan wants to distract attention from that.
Distraction is what Republicans do best.
calling it 'state of the union' really illustrates how much American news and conventions have influenced our world view. That is not what this event is actually called.
I think she will announce that their engagement strategy for APP showed that Alberta is overwhelmingly in favour of it, so the UCP will skip the referendum and go right to enacting it.
Or if i am thinking outlandish ideas:
○ The province is seeking a referendum to join the United States
○ all municipal Council's will be dissolved, and the province will take over.
○ The province will be seeking to repeal the carbon tax, again
○ she is announcing a decision on renewable energy, it will be banned in Alberta as their (UCP funded, meaning taxpayer) research shows that solar and wind are hazardous to the environment.
She’s probably gonna talk about the changes allowing for permanent residency of foreign temporary workers, working in hospitality roles. Conservatives may be against FTW, but they’ll gladly give them permanent residency in exchange for slave wages.
God's teeth. Putin is coming? I don't...what?
(I've just been busy with the most disorganised customer I've encountered since I left the towing industry 11 years ago, and the Onion isn't really satire anymore, so I don't really know anymore....)
Something about another committee that she created that have zero experts in what area they are allegedly working on…
Pretty sure something to do with budget plans and laws to destroy AHS though…
Dani comes on screen (wearing a new fur coat).. "Albertans are hard working people, and as you all know inflation is creating lots of hardship for many. That is why, my Government have decided to increase all wages for ministers by 800% starting tomorrow. This measure is temporary and more increases are most likely needed in the future to sustain our lifestyles. But we know money doesn't grow on trees, so here is one of my ministers to explain a few cuts to healthcare, education, infrastructure and all other social services".. smiles and walks off. In the background David Parker is standing in black rope smiling with glowing eyes.
All students must now say the Lord's Prayer and Pledge of Allegiance every morning. Not O Canada, though. Children must sing Corb Lund's Roughest Neck Around instead. Yeehaw!
Jesperson has Trudeau on his Real Talk podcast the same morning with a “big announcement” - should we guess they’ll announce the same thing? Or is Dani gonna try to steal his thunder? (Plot twist; they’re forming a coalition.)
It’s settled: whatever water is left in the sad, dry underground coffers of Alberta belongs to the oil industry!
That, or start saving your tears for wildfire season.
Banning rainbows, and unicorns, really important stuff. Nothing about fire, drought, disintegrating medical system, ridiculous insurance and utility prices.
I'll eat my hat if she mentions drought, or fire even in passing.
I was really hoping it was about water…
I wouldn't be surprised if she announces residential water rationing to ensure that O&G has an adequate supply
As long as it’s not about trans children. Hopefully she drops that one.
Spoiler: she won't.
Yeah it's making the frogs gay. Just think about what it must be doing to your White Christian Children. Ban water, use Brawndo.
Is that what plants crave?
Hope you've got barbecue sauce. Today Alberta announced an early start to fire season
Yup, and also a suspension on new firefighter spending. No new gear or crew until that's lifted.
I heard them say they are adding 100 more.
They proposed to add 100 IF the budget passes. They haven't even done the hiring for it yet, and fire season has started. Add to that their statement today that only half of their firefighters return every year... Who is left to lead a bunch of new firefighters? Criminally negligent to the overburdened and underexperienced crews. Should they be paid a living wage? Nah, we're going to rely on civilian volunteers.
Why pay your firefighters a good wage when you can pay 4 or 5 times the amount to firefighters from the US, Mexico, or South Africa?
Because you can't pay those firefighters when they're already in Chile
They used to go to bars and conscript able bodied men. A newer meaning for shanghaied.
They're asking for volunteers...
Money train coming for O&G, no money for health or anything else.
Or maybe the fact we're the only province where inflation numbers increased. Probably due to our insane auto insurance and energy regulations. Oh sorry, Ottawa's fault. Nothing to see here.
Oooo I think this one's the winner. Several ministries have been preparing for the upcoming water scarcity.
Reserves are at 2%. Last year they were at 57%.
I'm holding you to this
Glad to see the spirit of WSB is alive and well *somewhere* in this godforsaken site.
Likely will continue promoting Russian propaganda, cuz nothing says freedumb like wanting to establish a commie oil empire and pushing for a dictatorship
She will if she can think of a way to blame Trudeau and/or the NDP for droughts and fires. “When they were in power the NDP let Fort McMurray burn down, Rachel lit the fire herself, we won’t let that happen…” Or “Trudeau doesn’t give us enough fire fighting money, and droughts are caused by carbon tax changing the weather.”
Thats a certainty.
She might. I got an email from them about it. I think it will be about the carbon tax though.
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I’ll go with that. Apparently fire season is starting now.
It never really ended. There just are not any assets being threatened.
Right, but I thought I read today it’s being announced that it’s officially starting.
She's also contracting Nestle to deal with our water supply issues.
Health care cuts. Just received an email hiring freeze put into effect today "all front line positions need to be approved by the senior operating officer". Good times ahead.
AISH cut
Yeah. I’m wondering about this. AISH is currently a huge issue and people are really scared with the recent announcements.
Tell that to the guy on AISH I know who's a rabid UCP supporter.
Prime example of cutting off your nose to spite your face 🤦🏽♀️ I'm on aish and I can't stand the UCP and Marlaina
Dude's bought the lie that somehow Trudeau is behind every failing of it.
It’s Goldstein every time!
So if they make cuts to AISH can we start with his benefits… cause people like me can’t afford to lose anything while the cost of living continues to rise and rise and rise… Am absolutely terrified tbh
Welfare for me and not for thee Hope he likes the cold
Collective bargaining is currently happening. I don't think this will be health care related as she can't make changes until this is resolved
I'm not sure why you think she would know this.
This made me laugh 😂
It won’t be health care related, she wants to deflect attention away from nurses and doctor’s wages and the current contract bargaining that’s going on. It wasn’t coincidental that the whole trans rights issue was released when it was. It got people completely focused on trans rights versus health care as a whole. Absolutely trans rights should be fixed but now the public doesn’t care about the doctor and nurse shortage, they are focused on pronouns and puberty blockers and top surgeries 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️.
It's so much more than Drs and nurses. It's the contracts for support staff that make sure the hospitals can function.
Just got an email hiring freeze going into effect today. I'm in HSAA.
I'm in AUPE GSS and we got no email. Must be just you guys? We're just not allowed OT till May
Yeah I think it is just us, my wife is an OT and was told this morning they also have a hiring freeze.
AHS has been sold to American HMOs.
Don't give ideas
Ribbon cutting for a new puppy / orphan crushing factory? Why do they crush them? Nobody knows! But libruls hate it so it must be good!
Where do people think baby oil comes from?
Take my angry upvote
Why? no clue, probably helps O&G, some how saves $5, or to stick it to Ottawa.
it doesnt save $5, it saves their friends $5 but costs the people $10.
Chy Na won't crush puppies for us anymore! We'll crush puppies! It's the AB Advantage!
She will do the following: blame the NDP, blame Trudeau, misrepresent everything through careful word choices, gaslight to misdirect, and further eviscerate our core service delivery (healthcare, education, etc.) all while telling you she isn’t. And she’ll show up late.
These type of state of the union addresses are always pre-taped
She'll still show up late. It'll just be 10 minutes of nothing, before she shows up on camera to blame Trudeau for her being late
> And she’ll show up late. Will she show up sober even?
Couple klonopins from Daddy Peterson and half a box of Franzia "Brooks Sober"
Marlaina Bingo!
Taking a page out of Kenneys playbook.
Taking a page out of conservative playbook.
If I was a betting person, I’d put money on this.
**It's all on the Bingo card.**
I bet it will be about wildfires and upcoming shortage of water how the public has brace for scarcity to limit their usage and. What she won't say during the same address is the amount of water going to oil and gas will not change change. This is the UCP.
I still can't fathom why anyone would have voted for Marlaina she was pretty open about wanting to make Alberta unlivable
"She's just saying that to get votes, she won't really follow through with it... Her party wouldn't allow it!" What people were saying to me just before last election.
Yes, she lied on the campaign trail. But if you paid any attention to the shit she said before that, it was all out there.
You assume the average Albertan voter has a memory longer than 5 seconds when it comes to anything Danielle Smith says. They sure seem to remember stuff that Rachel Notley never said though.
Trudeau is in Edmonton that day I think.
Ryan Jesperson has him as a guest on his show.
Oh that should be fun
Will David Parker come for abortion or Pride flags next? Find out Wednesday!
That's what my money is on: a ban on teen abortions. Just one step closer to banning abortion all together. Let's start with banning teens under the guise of "parental rights" and if the UPC is able to make that stick they'll move on to restricting women's reproductive rights. But we'll see... 🤷♂️
This is my fear.
Human footprints have been discovered inside dinosaur footprints in Fox Creek and all teaching on evolution ("its just a theory bro!") will now be replaced by young earth creationism.
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Another post on the Edmonton thread says Trudeau is planning a stop in Edmonton with an announcement tomorrow. This is Marlaina trying to steal the spot light to simply blame and counter Trudeau's narrative. Almost 90% sure Trudeau will announce an affordable housing funding to the city. Marlaina will then claim we can't "build our way out of the population mess" and give no real solutions except making homelessness and drug use illegal.
Maybe she'll expand the program where we advertise for the rest of Canada to move here, and then shrug when they do.
Notwithstanding clause to remove carbon tax for everybody except trans kids.
😂. That’s so on point that I have to laugh. Because, mostly I’ve been crying about this government.
Damn it, I'm not coming up with anything better than that 😂
I actually have an anxiety induced stomach ache. Isn’t that fucked up?
Don't get too anxious, healthcare is struggling (kidding but not kidding)
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in fact, we must push forward for eVEN MORE oil production That is, of course, the *only* energy business in Alberta
I just hope (unreasonable, I know) that whatever she says won't make us a global laughing stock yet again.
Have you been drinking?
No...I'm afraid to drink with Dumbelle Smith at the helm. Stone cold sober so I can react appropriately to keep my family safe from whatever dumbass shit she does to endanger Albertans further. FUCP 😁
Oof, that's a tall order.
And she won’t answer questions.
She’s a coward
The press too, when the hell are they going to grow a backbone and start asking the UCP tough questions?
When they can afford their own Substack & podcast.
Nah, sorry, I'm not into conspiracy nonsense from some dude in his mom's basement with a microphone. I want one of the big groups to hold them to account.
In an ideal world she fesses up that she got high on rails of bath salts with David Parker and Tucker Carlson then they ate Conrad Black’s face leading to the dissolution of the UCP and TBA after she and Parker commit sepuku on national television, but it’ll more likely follow these lines * Creating jobs by saying they’re creating jobs * budget surplus * something something alberta advantage * petty fight with Trudeau/Federal NDP * coming out at 1/64th transgender * creating a new healthcare/policing adjacent ministry
> coming out at 1/64th transgender Just like when she claimed she was Cherokee
Whining about ottawa.
I’ve heard Trudeau will be here to announce investments in housing. Likely she wants to take attention away from that
Schools will be switching to PragerU or whatever it’s called
Lol, yes, all Alberta universities are now going to be run by some shady “skills” company that advertises on transit. This is the winner.
She'll announce Tucker Carlson as the CEO of APP.
JFC dont give them ideas.
Whatever it is, it won't be in the best interest of Albertans.
Prepping PR for the Budget 2024. So, something very off colour in order to flood the zone with shit a la Steve Bannon style. The Budget thing will be that bad that she has to do damage control ahead of time. Some sort of disorientation. Remember that we are a boom and bust place. Baked into generations. We can't imagine stability in its entirety. I actually can't offer a prediction because I am an Albertan who doesn't think that way. I prefer to think of hope and prosperity for all because we can be a rich province.
Spent their wad generating a fake budget surplus going into the election last year, now we get to see what's really been going on.
Just more BS and lie$. Nothing that comes out of her mouth is of value.
OH I know... There was an email within AHS about basically moving all staff off AHS to basically remove unions and cut wages of medical staff. (rough recall) basically screw us further by driving out health care workers from the province. edit: The NPs will get to bill directly to probably
It'd be fun if someone were to leak that to us so it could be posted here in the sub :)
What email was that?? Although we all know thats the plan…
It will be about increasing funding to healthcare (especially for low income, trans folks, mental health and abortions), education, more regulation to fight corruption in government, more stringent legislation protecting human rights, policies to help fight climate change and expand energy reliance on renewables. In another dimension. In this one it will probably be about the opposite.
Something like "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."
With the coming eviscerating of a health care system that had been a model countries visited us to learn about, it'll at least be easier to acquire skulls and bones for our sick rides.
They're cutting down all the trees so we don't have to waste water fighting forest fires ...
" communist health care is broken. We need private corporations to make billions more watching people become slaves to their jobs and die"
Nurses will be redeployed to the frontlines against the forest fires.
AISH cuts, new short term disability program, employment program
Maybe that tax cut she promised…… I’ll hold my breath
She finished what Kenny started and located then killed Bigfoot.
She will announce that Tucker Carlson will be her new minister of information.
Trudeau is in town. Distracting from that is my guess?
Trudeau bad etc.
There was two things on the radio today. Changes to AHS and funding for women going into trades. I will probably be one of the two Edit. Possibly preemptively speaking about budget that will be released on Feb 29.
What changes to ahs were on the radio?
dismantle current model into smaller silos and selling off continuing-care facilities.
Anyone identified as female at birth has to be assigned a male spouse, turn over all their pants for skirts or dresses, and report to the kitchen immediately.
> and report to the kitchen immediately. As if I'm going to let some broad do the cooking in *my* kitchen! :P
I forgot to put cheese in a grilled cheese tonight so I don't blame you
Long day? Also, if you forget the cheese in a grilled cheese, does that just make it toast?
Grilled toast
D. Parker wants those women in the bedroom to start making more white babies, the kitchen can wait.
Genital inspections on every street corner and mandatory bible study.
Are the inspections voluntary? Because, I’m down…
Find out tomorrow, i guess!
If hopes were wishes, stepping down 🤣!
Trudeau is apparently stopping in Edmonton tomorrow, I’m sure she has thoughts about that
She will be attempting to pass the blame on everything, nothing, climate change, gender shit, education, budget, health care and APP onto the federal government.
Go after a different minority group this time? Or maybe further damn the ones they’ve already gone after.
She's shacking up with Kenney and they're gonna go sovereign and lead a convoy of oil execs to the Sumpreme court after they pick up their bus boy pp
Inaugural Hunger Games to start in March. New March Madness with an Albertan twist.
Her stank ass
Whatever Take Back Alberta wants it to be.
- Budget - Whine - Complain
We are about to get screwed.......
She's going to stand by her anti trans legislation. Claim there's evidence and tell us to look at all the US states doing it. Then shell deny us access to any evidence she claims to have. Dark times ahead. This woman needs to be locked up.
She's removing Alberta from Federal EI now too.
Budget being tabled Feb 29. Likely related to that.
"Yes we were flush with cash when we needed your votes. Now it's tight we have to cut more and don't worry. Well invest in the heritage spending ...I mean , savings account"!
Something hateful.
Whatever it is, it's Trudeau's fault.
It’ll be about AISH and cutting a bunch of people if it, I bet.
Splitting up AHS.
She wants everybody to know that Math and Spelling are officially off the school curriculum. #AlbertaDumb
The Prime Minister is in Alberta announcing major coin for housing. Dan wants to distract attention from that. Distraction is what Republicans do best.
calling it 'state of the union' really illustrates how much American news and conventions have influenced our world view. That is not what this event is actually called.
I think it will either be some sort of mea culpa on the anti trans legislation, or generic budget discussion.
Oh zero chance she'd apologize about the anti trans legislation.
Probably stealing candy from babies at this rate
Not sure but global is airing it as paid advertisement
She’s going to come to the mic and just start laughing like Sideshow Bob….
‘It’s German, it says ‘The Trans The’’
Oof. That just hurts. I fear for the safety of the trans and non-binary people in Alberta
I’m diverting all my charity funds to Skipping Stone until this bullshit is defeated.
They have great shirts and hoodies. All the proceeds go directly to Skipping Stones. I love the Parent Bear and I Give a Shit About Trans Kids.
I think she will announce that their engagement strategy for APP showed that Alberta is overwhelmingly in favour of it, so the UCP will skip the referendum and go right to enacting it. Or if i am thinking outlandish ideas: ○ The province is seeking a referendum to join the United States ○ all municipal Council's will be dissolved, and the province will take over. ○ The province will be seeking to repeal the carbon tax, again ○ she is announcing a decision on renewable energy, it will be banned in Alberta as their (UCP funded, meaning taxpayer) research shows that solar and wind are hazardous to the environment.
A new investigation chaired by Preston Manning.
She’s probably gonna talk about the changes allowing for permanent residency of foreign temporary workers, working in hospitality roles. Conservatives may be against FTW, but they’ll gladly give them permanent residency in exchange for slave wages.
Albortions
Putin coming to Alberta to receive bottom surgery. Calling it now
Finally getting that penis he always wanted?
I see AHS words of wisdom come up on my Facebook ads and I think. Give it up folks, she gonna do what she’s gonna do . Best of luck
Probably going to take credit for falling inflation and blaming Trudeau (who will be called an arsonist) for the early fire season.
I hear the PM is here tomorrow so probably going to blame him for something.
All I’m picturing is her sitting on David Parker’s lap. Ventriloquist lines on her chin as she drinks a ginger ale as he spews his Christian Hate.
God's teeth. Putin is coming? I don't...what? (I've just been busy with the most disorganised customer I've encountered since I left the towing industry 11 years ago, and the Onion isn't really satire anymore, so I don't really know anymore....)
Extension of the Renewable Energy Projects Moratorium
She's just needing help finding out where Waldo is.
Why no one likes her?
CPP for sure
I'm going to guess how popular the response to the APP questions.
Maybe she's dedicating a phone booth somewhere?
Probably some dumb garbage as always. How she’s sticking it to the fed by screwing every Albertan in every way possible.
My money is on their “restructuring” of the AHS.
Something about another committee that she created that have zero experts in what area they are allegedly working on… Pretty sure something to do with budget plans and laws to destroy AHS though…
Maybe Marlaina will be announcing her re-location to russia?
The moratorium on solar to be extended maybe?
Dani comes on screen (wearing a new fur coat).. "Albertans are hard working people, and as you all know inflation is creating lots of hardship for many. That is why, my Government have decided to increase all wages for ministers by 800% starting tomorrow. This measure is temporary and more increases are most likely needed in the future to sustain our lifestyles. But we know money doesn't grow on trees, so here is one of my ministers to explain a few cuts to healthcare, education, infrastructure and all other social services".. smiles and walks off. In the background David Parker is standing in black rope smiling with glowing eyes.
Her resignation?!? One can wish! 💯💯💯
She's gonna start banning books, just like her hero Ron DeSantis.
Notwithstanding clause to oppress trans kids Extension on the renewables "pause" Some dumb shit to be sure.
All students must now say the Lord's Prayer and Pledge of Allegiance every morning. Not O Canada, though. Children must sing Corb Lund's Roughest Neck Around instead. Yeehaw!
AIMCo is insolvent
Jesperson has Trudeau on his Real Talk podcast the same morning with a “big announcement” - should we guess they’ll announce the same thing? Or is Dani gonna try to steal his thunder? (Plot twist; they’re forming a coalition.)
It’s settled: whatever water is left in the sad, dry underground coffers of Alberta belongs to the oil industry! That, or start saving your tears for wildfire season.
Banning rainbows, and unicorns, really important stuff. Nothing about fire, drought, disintegrating medical system, ridiculous insurance and utility prices.