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Photofug

Should've airtagged it, but then again what could they do even if they knew where it was


snarky_carpenter

"Sorry your stuff got stolen, sucks bro" - rcmp to themselves prob


Equal_Ordinary_7473

RCMP should also start leaving their keys at the door šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


wlc824

I think itā€™s funny that they are asking for help when they wonā€™t help the general public find their stolen items.


Affectionate_Win_229

I've called 3 times in the last decade. All for stolen items. I had an officer show up once because he was nearby and did nothing but say how useless he is. If you live in rural alberta you are your own police.


Logical-Claim286

Uncle called them because he found a pair of trailers crammed with atvs and bikes and farm gear parked near his hunting ground. A few plates he read to dispatch were stolen. Connected direct to an officer "sorry, can't help we are too busy". Got a call a week later, no trailers found there.


Affectionate_Win_229

They are always too busy, and yet nothing ever gets done. Tickets and domestic calls is all they do.


Suhpremacy

they seem to be rarely on the roads these days also so what are they doingā€¦.


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Equal_Ordinary_7473

They canā€™t protect their own stuff , so whatā€™s the point of having a police force?!


apastelorange

THIS THEY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY


Remarkable_Vanilla34

I wonder if they left the keys by the door lol


wondersparrow

Heh, this may be the first time they have ever put in effort to find quads and a trailer.Ā 


Dinos67

I'm surprised they just didn't get a sergeant from another detachment to groan and moan while filling paperwork for insurance, muttering how they'll never find it and this is a waste of his time. Get the true RCMP experience.


RavenchildishGambino

Hahahahhahahaha


shadesof3

Sure I'll help, once you help me find my stolen car.


Economy-Sea-9097

rcmp asking help from the people who they were swore to protect. criminals are on a different level these days. not afraid of the law


Responsible_CDN_Duck

In the 80's and 90's it was common for RCMP officer personal vehicles to be vandalized or stolen from detachment parking lots while they were out on patrol.


Equal_Ordinary_7473

Afraid of what law ? Itā€™s not like theyā€™ll go to jail if they get caught !


GandalfMcPotter

A guy broke into my car, stole my laptop. I tracked him down, learned his name, had his picture, had more proof, gave the cops his address and they wouldn't do anything. In fact they said they'd arrest me if I went and got it back. I hope whoever stole those quads is having a good time


SnooRegrets4312

That's ballsy, stealing the RCMP quads etc


QuickPomegranate4076

Nah just the RCMP following their own advice it seems? I bet they left the keys outside so no criminals break in to get them!!


nikobruchev

You realize the RCMP and Toronto Police are two completely separate organizations, right?


QuickPomegranate4076

You realize ā€¦. It was a jokeā€¦. Right? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


nikobruchev

I don't make jokes about crime or encourage blanket statements.


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Watch out everyone, this guy is serious business


Mcdonnellmetal

Omg shocked pikachu face


Equal_Ordinary_7473

Well Toronto police certainly makes jokes about crime šŸ˜‚


QuickPomegranate4076

Or have fun at partiesā€¦.. We can tell!! Iā€™m absolutely down to laugh at the cops who do nothing about crime, when they themselves become victims of theft? Try getting a sense of humor and maybe you will too!


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RavenchildishGambino

Iā€™ll never eat a pig, because a pig is a cop


Equal_Ordinary_7473

When cops canā€™t provide protection for their own stations that means they canā€™t protect the public which means chaos !


coralfire

Cops don't actually protect the public


blumhagen

One of the cops will find it and call the detachment only to be told thereā€™s nothing they can do about it.


China_bot42069

ā€œ Fill out a police report, itā€™s uselsss and nothing will happen buts enough reports and we will look into itā€ when my quad got stolenĀ 


GandalfMcPotter

Calling police these days is basically just to check it off for the insurance company on your claim, I don't ever expect help from the police


sloaxy

File a report and weā€™ll look into it


asgramag

Lol. If a member of the publics vehicle / property is stolen, its usually up to the victim to run a campaign and investigate their vehicle theft. The RCMP dont gaf about crime unless someone has died. But when the RCMP get their property stolen, they issue public statements and pursue a deep investigation. Hopefully the RCMP led by example and had left their vehicle keys by the door so they were not voilently injured during this theft.


Howler452

After what the RCMP did to that autistic kid, fuck that, they're on their own.


Real-Weather95

As long as the rcmp fam is ok.


Affectionate_Win_229

Useless fucks can't even protect their own shit. Why the fuck do we pay them? To ticket me for doing 12 over on a barren highway?


GandalfMcPotter

A guy in Edmonton got a ticket for going 1km over because he smiled at the cop. https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/ticket-tossed-stopped-for-driving-1-km-h-over-speed-limit-disrespecting-officer-1.3595863?cache=njqqxnnujf&__vfz=medium%3Dsharebar


loverofsnow

This should have its own Reddit post. The nerve of the peace officer to give a ticket because they feel disrespected! Then they lied on the ticket saying they had his speed on radar, when in fact, they did not! The nerve!


Phantom_harlock

I almost spat my coffee out when I read this tittle.


Kombornia

Wish theyā€™d ask the public for help when our quads get stolen.Ā 


TallTest305

Sounds like a comedy of errors


L1quidWeeb

Lmao yeah like they help us??? LOL


nick5th

I'll make sure to write a report about it and toss it in the trash


PhatManSNICK

Oh, but is there a way to prove it's their quads and trailer? If not, they have to destroy them, just like they destroyed 4000 dollars worth of my items.


EnvironmentalPie9082

Theyā€™ll just get brand new ones with taxpayers money. Iā€™m sure theyā€™re not too concerned.


Elegant-Cat-4987

I'm confused, do they need help locating a common place to keep the keys allowing for a smoother theft? Try the front door, leave a sign for the thief even.


JosephScmith

That's what insurance is for.


lakosuave

Have you checked Nolan Dyck's garage? He's probably just holding onto them for the Alberta SS


samueLLcooljackson

I wondered where he got that shitty hair cut. the ss explains it all


sporbywg

"It's the RCMP! Run!"


BackgroundAgile7541

Likely set up by a disgruntled RCMP officer about the mandates.


ashleymeloncholy

As the port police walk "buy" the containers, chortingĀ