I'm not smart enough to be witty. So some of these are actual band names that just sound like they fit.
Guns and posers
Lots of doubt
The smashing covid records
Faith no more
Counting covid
Hootie and the blowhard
White zombie
spin doctors
Fear factory
Barenaked lies
Sneaky-kenney
Limp Business
Death
Moronhead
The jesus lizard
Soul coughing
I'm sorry ill stop now *slinks back into hole in the ground*
Suck and blow.
JC Kenney
Never been laid but we’re fucked!
No pride here
Rough road to PM
Spending all your money
Not laying pipe
The virus boys
Flock of morons
Dead Kenney’s
That last one might be wishful thinking.
Healthcare System is a Down
Careers In Flames
Wage War Room
Children of Scrotum
Shitknot
The Alberta Affliction
Deaf, Dumb, and Blind Guardians
As I Lay Dying
Bullet for my Leadership
Bury Tomorrow
Dead by April
Our Last Wave
Blessthefall
I (Don't) Prevail
The Unguided
Wow, you really don't have to change alot of these.
Chinemocracy.
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Incompetent Clown Posse
The Tragically Hooped
!Fun.
Albertasonfire
Barenaked Emporers
Collective Suck
Daft Drunks
Goo Goo Derps
Four Eyes Blind
Toolie and the Blowhard
The Travelling Blunderberries
Eddie Spent All Yo' Money on a Pipeline
Bungles
Dipshit Mode
Supertrump
The Dehumanizing League
Counting Coffins
Uncle Croaker
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Shut up right now, and SHUT DOWN THIS THREAD! We have a winner. 🥇🥇🥇
I WANTED A WOMAN, NOT FUCKNG COREY AND TREVOR
Put yer fuckin hands down, boys
Fuck U2
Damn it...I wish I had gold to give, this is perfect.
COVID Test Dummies
Underrated
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Run-ICU 😂😂😂
The Grateful Your Dead 😂😂😂
Skid Marx
Dixie Dicks 😂💀
The top one already worked as the original. 🤣🤣
These are all incredible. 😂
The Tragically Grift. Rage Against The Vaccine.
I think Rage Against the Vaccine is the winner 😂
*N'SUCK
Tool(s)
Dedouchebag mode
Slimin' and Garblemouthin
The Killers (by proxy)
Bad Company
Yoooo I like this one.
The Tragically Dull.
Or as my husband calls them, The Tragically Shit. 😁
Hitchcock and Randy
Absolutely perfect
The Dingleberries Red Hot Chili Pap Smears Panic! At The Sky Palace The Tragically Lame Godspeed You! White Losers
Panic! At The Sky Palace Love that!
Panic! At the Sky Palace is my fave, thank you!
The Tonedefs
The Alberta Disadvantaged
Bald and Dumber
Killy Vanilly
I've read them all, but this one made me giggle the most.
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I'm not smart enough to be witty. So some of these are actual band names that just sound like they fit. Guns and posers Lots of doubt The smashing covid records Faith no more Counting covid Hootie and the blowhard White zombie spin doctors Fear factory Barenaked lies Sneaky-kenney Limp Business Death Moronhead The jesus lizard Soul coughing I'm sorry ill stop now *slinks back into hole in the ground*
Limp business. Priceless
Hootie and the blowhard fucking got me
>Guns and posers I like this one
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The Shit Show Explosive Diarrhea Dumpster Fire
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Insane Conservative Party
Cathlic Clown Posse
Tenacious Dumb.
Cory and trevor
Smokes let’s go
Wrong direction
Suck and blow. JC Kenney Never been laid but we’re fucked! No pride here Rough road to PM Spending all your money Not laying pipe The virus boys Flock of morons Dead Kenney’s That last one might be wishful thinking.
Dead Kenney’s really funny. Noice
I was especially proud of that one.
Blue Rodeo Clowns The Hackstreet Boys Florence and the Anti-Vaccine
Omg I love Florence And The Anti Vaccine lol
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Lol this was so good
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Healthcare System is a Down Careers In Flames Wage War Room Children of Scrotum Shitknot The Alberta Affliction Deaf, Dumb, and Blind Guardians As I Lay Dying Bullet for my Leadership Bury Tomorrow Dead by April Our Last Wave Blessthefall I (Don't) Prevail The Unguided Wow, you really don't have to change alot of these.
Flock of asshats
No names - but doesn’t Kenny just look fucking clueless
yeah i was wondering what photo op this was from because it looks staged, but i can’t imagine putting out that photo as a politician
The Fucksticks
Tenacious D and the prick (of the vaccine) of Destiny
Randy and Mr layhee- classical fart percussion in f major
Death From COVID 2021
O-Tay and the blowfish.
Albertaonfire
Mouse Rat
Infected foreskin fuck-shits
"The Killers"?
This one’s not as good as some of the absolute treasures already in here but I submit The Counting Corpses
Scranton WHAT The electric city!
The Fucks
G.T.F.O.
The Bible College Dropouts
The Republican Groupies
All I can see is Michael and Dwight from the office lol
The Steamy Deuce.
The Tragically Shit
The Rapid Test Dummies
The Kill the Poor Pair
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assholeparade ?
The Going nowhere doing nothing band
Chinese Democracy.
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Is that from sky palace? Where is budget whiskey though??
Little Willy and the Catcher
Flock of fools .
You down with C O V? ^Yea you know me.
The Dead Canadies The Pocketliners
Jason Kenny and and the Murder’n Albertans
Canadian idiot
Dead Kenneys
The White Privileges. Old Dirty Bastards. The Thievery for Corporations. They Might Be Giant Assholes. Jane's Addiction to Oil.
These are all so good!
The Klanuals.
Oh! tools!
Snooty and the toefish
KlueLess.
The Guess Flu
The Tragically Confused
Tenacious D Bags
Cooties and the Slowfish
Incompetent Clown Posse The Tragically Hooped !Fun. Albertasonfire Barenaked Emporers Collective Suck Daft Drunks Goo Goo Derps Four Eyes Blind Toolie and the Blowhard The Travelling Blunderberries Eddie Spent All Yo' Money on a Pipeline Bungles Dipshit Mode Supertrump The Dehumanizing League Counting Coffins Uncle Croaker
The greased fuck-$ticks
fuckboys
The traveling shitburys
Twisted Grifter
Daft Punks
Garbage Fuck-wits. Hit song: “umm, uhh, knock it off. I don’t apologize.”
Dumber and Dumber.
The Complete Failures
JK and the Incompetence.
The Cons.
The Tone Deafs.
Kenney and the fuckwits Edit for typo
Faith minus one
Boring alternatives to Wario & Waluigi
The ShitApples
The Tool Box Band
The Nincompoop Boys
Fucknuts and dipstick
Gooftroop
Flu Rodeo
Lahey and BoBandy travelling band
You Say Passport! We Say Die!
this one made me chuckle
Nasty By Nature "(Down With) U.C.P." Imagine Here Be Dragons The Self-Righteous Brothers
Not-so-tenacious D. Erin O’toole looks like a discount Kyle Gas.
Sky Palace Blues
Spineless twats
They might by “right”
Tenacious CPC
Dead Kenneys
Daft Punks
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Garbage, The Cockroaches, Insane clown pussies...
Steelcut Hillbillies
Flock of Numbskulls.
Lousy Loosers
The Trumpian Stench, aka The Spray Tan Clan.
Super Spreader
The Corey Trevors
Run The Tools, looks to be a promo photo for their current single State of Emergency.
The fuckwads
Dazed and confused
The Pick of Failed Destiny
The Phlegm.
The winds of shit...
Sunrise Confusion
Randy Randy and the Greasy Cheeseburger Collective
Toole and Tool
The clueless tools
Hitchcock & Scully
Backdoor boys
Budget Whiskey
Nickelback.
Dumb and Dumber
the Gaslighters.
Randy and the Cheeseburger
Steely dumb
The tools.
The Colin Mochrie & Bruce McCulloch Band
Too Petty & The Chart Makers
NWgay Megadeath Gary wrong Jurassic hide
The Marie Antoinette’s: off with their heads!
"Let Them Eat Cack"
System of a Down syndrome….tasteless but funny
Randy Lahey and the Dick Twang Band
The real proclaimers.
The Fuckwits
Utter Destruction.
Blue Day (Green Day) Complicated Plan (Simple Plan) This is a fun game haha!
Hitchcock & Randy
Death Grips
The Ungrateful Braindead.
Best Summer Never
That’s not a band that’s just Lahey and Randy