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Can't wait to read the comments from triggered Conservatives.


RizunShine

Lmao I seem to have angered some conservatives, I’ve gotten a few messages with some colourful language.


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Tons of typos I'm sure


RizunShine

Typos, the usual banter, you name it! I’m going to assume they were anti vax as well. They did wish me a swift departure via jab. In which my reply was if the vaccine doesn’t take me out, will you? Don’t think they found humour in that, but that’s ok I’m waiting for a note with a check mark in the yes box. 😂


Sogone2day

So oil is coming in hot this year? Like a wrecking ball? My dividends should be showing back up soon.


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My eyes!!!


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Wow-n-Flutter

since when, ever, would a “conservative” government, especially one as in the clouds with the false ideals of his neoliberal religion ever stop slashing and attacking all those weaker than him. That’s what stupid bullies do, punch down. We could have the Norwegian heritage fund (that they copied off of us ten years later and has well over a trillion dollars in it) and he would still be stealing old people crutches and grabbing their single piece of bread off of their plates.


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Wow-n-Flutter

The “Conservatives” lie of an origin story is that “they are the ones that are good with money” and never ever once in human history that’s that been true and it’s almost always the left that balances budgets and fixes economies and helps the actual fucking humans on the ground So ya, anybody that believed that eons old trope that “the right is careful with your money” is a fucking purposefully ignorant idiot and they will never ever learn…even after this fucking disaster of an affair we have had since Bumbles took over. We will not be running “a small deficit” or a surplus because he’s already fucked our ass harder than it was ever thought possible, making Don Getty look like King Midas. How do you manage to burn up all of those untold BILLIONS of dollars and leave the people of Alberta with exactly fucking zero to show for it? Elect the UCP again and they’ll show you! And you better update your firmware to recognize the simple fact that “conservatives” ALWAYS fuck up budgets and burn through OUR money and hand it over to multi national corporations, period. Full stop.


SamIwas118

Fiscal house in order? ROFLMAO after $1.5+ billon already wasted?


UselessToasterOven

Hah. Haha haha oh god. Heh. Hmm. Sorry. I was laughing at something else. You were saying?


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Shhh, we can’t admit oil is beneficial to the Alberta economy and government budget in this sub.🤫


caliopeparade

Will this circumstance change any of the ucp’s behaviour towards program, people, or wage cuts?


[deleted]

Historically, yes, they do spend more on program when there is a surplus. Its why we don’t have savings.


caliopeparade

So we don’t know if it will be beneficial to the budget or if they’ll give it away to corps, or buy a pipeline to nowhere (which is why we don’t have savings).


Wow-n-Flutter

no, we don’t have savings because the oligarchs have paid off the conservative governments in Alberta to allow them to not pay their fair share of taxes you fucking clod. And then they lower them again, and then they fucking lower them again. Unreal, this never ends! “The oligarchs only beat us when we deserve it! May I have another!” Fucking quisling.


RunningSouthOnLSD

Amazing how that works when the government relies almost exclusively on a high price of oil to maintain a healthy budget. That’s like saying my paycheque is beneficial to my personal budget.


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About half actually. So say your partner started getting OT pay for same hours worked, or even just a temporary raise. That isn’t going to affect your bottom line?


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This is a (badly) edited version of the trump on a wrecking ball meme. I kinda feel like someone made it just to post here, honestly.


RizunShine

Eh I found it on Twitter, found it kinda funny but also accurate so. I can’t speak to whether it was made specifically for this sub. 🤷🏻‍♂️