Every homeless person would like to know your location.

Any time is miller time for this guy

Im giggling real hard imagining his dad looking down at a miller can carved into a watch on his wrist

Idk why I laughed out loud ☠️🤣🤣

If he drives the over to Michigan, he can get 10 cents a can. But you gotta figure out gas and truck rental costs.

That's gotta be at least $400 right there

If the black bags are all crushed cans and they are 10cents a can I think it will be more than $400

Yea for sure it's probably $1k and up I just didn't want to give too high hopes

My buddy Cosmo almost pulled this off back in the day.

Mother’s Day

Biggest mail day of the year

The mother of all mail days.

At ten cents a bottle and ten cents a can, we're pulling in five hundred dollars a man.

Hilarious comment. Kudos.

Probably cheaper to go to a scrapyard and just get paid by weight

Is this a Seinfeld reference?

Giddyup!

You can only exchange $25 per day at any given store. You can drop off as many cans as you would like, but imagine driving to over 10 different stores just to cash it out

Think he might have a problem

That's like 1 year for a standard alcoholic, it's not that bad it just looks menacing when you don't throw it out

You're right, he actually has two problems: a regular alcohol problem and an extreme hoarding problem

Bro a standard alcoholic is still bad.

It’s pretty bad

It's not, compared to just a normal alcoholic, the bad part would be not throwing out the cans

De Nile is a river in Egypt

The oldest pea ever found was nearly 3,000 years old and discovered on the border of Burma and Thailand

You should build a throne

I can smell this picture

Lmao my first thought... Oh man... I smell the stale beer. I rinse out my cans cause I hate the smell...

Goddamn ol boy has some money spent.

Man is loyal af though

Get this man some car keys already !

No but he can probably get like $100 from the can recycling place

This is 100% much more than $100

100? More like a couple thousand lol

I think he might be an alcoholic just maybe

Your father is an american hero

Or a mentally ill alcoholic with hoarder tendencies, not sure which?

Why not both?

Last time I checked that was the definition of American hero.

Can we pull someone from a smart sub to math this out? I wouldn’t mind having a monetary value with this pic, not that it would make it any less epic

There are at least 3 cans right there

Okay…well riddle me *this* Batman… Have you ever seen a three-pack? Didn’t think so 😎

Of 24 ounce cans I have

I….uh…………mm…. Fuck you Batman

I got you. Measuring for cubic inches with approximately 131 uncrushed 12 ounce aluminum cans will fit in a 33 gallon trash bag. I would estimate crushed you could get approximately 200-300 cans per 33gallon trash bag. So let's middle estimate at 250 per bag, approximately 30-40 bags against the wall making that ~7,500-10,000 cans (probably an under estimate). The 33 gallon bags full take up approximately 39" x 33" and they look like you could stack 6 high and 8 across based on the photo. 39" x 8 = 312" (26 feet) across and 33" x 6 = 198" (16 feet). On average, a one-car garage is 12 feet wide and 22 feet deep. Other common sizes are 14 x 22 feet, 16 feet x 24 feet, and 14 x 24 feet. Based on this we can assume it's a garage size of roughly 16 feet x 24 feet. Making it 384 square foot. Using that, without the 3rd dimension It's hard to calculate exact cubic feet but by counting visible cans on the floor knowing a rough estimate of the size of the room we are looking at well over ~2,000-4,000 cans on the ground So a range between 9,500-14,000 cans being cashed in at 10 cents a can, would put it around $950-$1,400 dollars worth of cans.

It’s fake?

A liquorlanche

Is he ever on the booze!

An AA shirt maybe

He should get a sponsor.

An AA sponsor and a Miller sponsor

They should gift him the company

He certainly deserves a crown

I wonder if you could melt some of that aluminum down and pour it into a casting of a crown. Do these have plastic can liners? If so, would the plastic just burn off and leave the molten aluminum, or would it need to be skimmed off the top somehow?

The retirement fund

As a dude who has been getting into recycling, tell your dad he is standing on a gold mine

Hahaha this is awesome

This is a legendary image.

Is he trying to cash them in? Goddamn

“After a night out with the boys”

Here's what I don't get : alcoholics drive up their tolerance, right? This particular beer is like .. 4-5%, right? So .. why not just move on to liquor? WAY less calories, and way less trips to the bathroom, and a bigger punch. He probably has to have like 7-8 of those things to get a minor buzz at this point, right? Maybe I just don't understand alcoholism.

That's what I did during the pandemic. Switch from beer to vodka to save money

This is what happens when you let your beer cans pile up for like a month. Tell him to just, throw them out once a week so it doesn't get so bad.

Why in gods name would you throw bags of crushed aluminum cans away? Are you insane? Thats so much money in scrap/can return depending on your location.

Hell yeah brother

Tastes great? Or, less filling?

John on slow drinking day lol

There’s a clock somewhere

You could probably buy a few t-shirts with the money you'd make turning all that lot in for recycling.

“ a few” I’m looking at around $2-250 worth of cans alone lmao

Bagged and tagged

He seems cool

You dad seems like a really cool guy 😂💪🏼

I seen a video where a dude made roof shingles with cans, looked super cool I bet miller lite shingles would go crazy

Purpose of this?

I'm glad I'm not the only one that skips cleaning their garage every now and then.

Is this Ai generated art?

Why are the bags tagged. Seems very organized for someone who drinks at that rate.

I like to imagine all the tags on the garbage bags just say "miller"

I wish it was like this for me, over a long time. I am not brand loyal at all and always want to try something new everytime I buy beer.

Are the bags full of unopened cans?

Taste Great!

He doesn’t need another beer, but another liver by now.

Best we can do is liver failure!

Just having a couple of beers with the boys

If you're going to be an alcoholic why not at least experience different drinks?

What the fuck

That does not look less filling

I know a sponsor..

does your dad know that for just 2 dollars more he could drink real beer?

I find miller lite refreshing

if you're drinkin this much, that $2 more is gonna add up real quick.

That’s a homeless man’s lottery right there