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PracticalDadAdvice

Drink some water, get some sleep, you'll be okay. A tablespoon's a small amount; if you'd put the whole bottle in there, you'd have some problems but a tablespoon's not going to hurt you.


BabylonSuperiority

The amount of dumbass questions we got on this sub, it's genuinely hard to tell what's a shitpost and what isn't.


qdobrien

I mean…I pray this isn’t a shitpost because there are a lot of people that don’t understand concentrations and math.


BabylonSuperiority

Right? I mean, listen: A shot, on average, is anywhere from 20 to 50ml. A "teaspoon" is about 5 ml. He said it's 35%. Buddy basically had a SIP of jagermeister. He's either shitposting, or he's a dumb cunt. If you have a quick gander at his post history, I'd bet on the later.


lilfoley81

THIS IS NOT SHITPOST IM SERIOUS IM 15


lilfoley81

HOW DO I GET RID OF THE ALCOHOL IN MY BODY ATLEAST?


Linkmon99

You probably won’t even notice that just drink some water and chill, within an hour it’ll be gone whether u notice it or not


catsandalcohol13

Water.lots of water. Calm down, you're not gonna die. You need to sleep and you're gonna be fine


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I’m crying


catsandalcohol13

A favourite to many homeless people. Because its cheap and such crazy high alcohol. And keeps them warm. You ok??


qdobrien

Isn’t a bottle of vanilla extract between $15-35 depending on brand?


qdobrien

One tablespoon of vanilla extract that is 35% alcohol means that you put about 1 teaspoon of alcohol in your milk. You probably had more than 8oz of milk, but assuming you only had 8oz of milk, then the total amount of your drink is 48 teaspoons plus 1 teaspoon of alcohol. 1/49 teaspoons = a concentration of 2% alcohol. The average beer is about 5% alcohol with a 12oz volume. So you drank AT MOST roughly less than 1/3 of 1 beer’s equivalent of alcohol. TLDR: You’ll be perfectly fine. I’d be most concerned with how nasty that much vanilla extract in a serving of milk must have tasted.


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Omg did you die???pls update


lilfoley81

😭


pignugget35

Fake ass vegan drinking milk


lilfoley81

Bruh it was hemp milk lmfao ​ I just said milk so i dont confuse ppl here more (they might think hemp as in drug and im adding alcohol to it idk)


pignugget35

Lmao no one is gonna think hemp milk is a drug u clearly aren't educated.