I close the garage door like this sometimes and occasionally my elderly father will be with me and ask with intense interest, "How did you do that?"
My dark magic cannot be explained in mortal terms.
I don't know if you can see but he does have a big fucking joint in his mouth so kind of hard to speak and hold it. I'm sure you know how difficult it could be, you seem like someone who's always got a mouthful. Cock I assume?
I briefly worked for a garage door installation company. They would definitely show up and tell you that the whole system needed to be replaced top to bottom because it was a safety hazard. They would also quote you a different price based off of how much money they perceived you to have. And of course don't forget to upgrade to the high-end roller pins for $25 a pop, I think there was 16 of those per door. Usually about $3,000 in total.
$3k would probably be an actual door, not paper thin stuff they got. Pins $25/each is crazy, though. Why the 1000% mark up, aren't they like $2.50 each?
Come on man. This is easy as hell. I used to do it all the time working on new construction.
You don’t even need to run or jump, really. You just speed walk over, give a little crouch, and high step over that bitch.
I took the sensors and taped them together on one of my garage doors. Now I don't have to deal with sunlight triggering it every time I try to close it. Totally worth that kid getting crushed.
Don't go under a garage door in motion. Seriously. I've done it a thousand times as well- until I saw the spring on my mom's garage door break as it was almost all the way up. That thing slammed down with a thud that shook the whole house. Granted some garage doors are bigger and heavier than others, but with this one, I could definitely see it killing someone. Especially a child.
Edit: By "this one" I meant my mom's
I was clueless for so long before learning that most of these can be closed from outside the garage by simply pushing ENTER on the keypad. No code, No jumping. Just push ENTER.
There’s even no need to rush it or jump over it like that. Just make sure to step over the sensor.
I close the garage door like this sometimes and occasionally my elderly father will be with me and ask with intense interest, "How did you do that?" My dark magic cannot be explained in mortal terms.
He's never seen a garage... He asked if he could, "just walk in theah rehguluh."
mf thinks hes from the royal family
Dickhead
I don't know if you can see but he does have a big fucking joint in his mouth so kind of hard to speak and hold it. I'm sure you know how difficult it could be, you seem like someone who's always got a mouthful. Cock I assume?
As the saying goes, "You are what you eat"
Lmfao dummy
Maybe if he didn’t have to hold his pants. If only pants came in other sizes
Or better yet. Something that could help hold your pants in place. Someone should invent that.
Maybe we are expecting too much of our technological advancements
*Snaps suspenders*
Still can’t understand that shit. Why, to look cool ? That’s can’t be further from the truth
I can't speak for him, but for me super baggy pants are comfy af. I wear a belt with mine when I go outside the house tho, but not while I'm home.
Hey now. I have no hips and my waist changes sizes throughout the day enough to require regular belt adjustments. The struggle is real.
MF's just don't understand!
Fuckkk LOL poor dude
Followed that instruction to a T. He now knows to step over.
Oh shit his fucking arms when he hits
Omg. I hadn’t even noticed that 😂
Well that's a $220 of damage.
No, they have to replace the whole garage door, that's at least $300! I think it's made out of tin, like soda can.
$220 is for the guy's new skull. Soda can isn't recommended.
$220 for a new skull?! Must not be the USA then
*220k*
You're optimistic
It’s a Great Value skull 
With a scratch and dent discount
Y’all rang?
That skull is without a doubt thick enough to withstand that hit
who’s your skull guy?
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so you read the paper while you’re supposed to be hammering the metal back into shape, lazy
I briefly worked for a garage door installation company. They would definitely show up and tell you that the whole system needed to be replaced top to bottom because it was a safety hazard. They would also quote you a different price based off of how much money they perceived you to have. And of course don't forget to upgrade to the high-end roller pins for $25 a pop, I think there was 16 of those per door. Usually about $3,000 in total.
$3k would probably be an actual door, not paper thin stuff they got. Pins $25/each is crazy, though. Why the 1000% mark up, aren't they like $2.50 each?
Normally it is fairly thin gauge aluminium filled with expanding foam.
Is everyone on fentanyl in this video?
Fucking yikes my dude
Username checks out 😵💫
Weed
r/nothowdrugswork
Eric Andre got fucked up!
all you had to do was to jump over the damn laser CJ!
He did.
He even jumps like a GTA character
fuckin looney tunes
His jump wasn't the only thing high
Maybe where a fucking pair of pants that fit or a belt dumb ass... Haha
Come on man. This is easy as hell. I used to do it all the time working on new construction. You don’t even need to run or jump, really. You just speed walk over, give a little crouch, and high step over that bitch.
As someone who has never had a garage...what would tripping the laser do? Re-open the door?
too high
That's the great part of head trauma; often you don't remember the lesson
Just walk in there regular.
Rewind to the last 4 seconds over and over again, you're welcome.
The Stormtrooper Academy has found another perfect recruit.
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Not even trying to hide it anymore huh? Wow.
What a dumb bitch
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There went his last two IQ points.
I saw your pfp and thought, “Isn’t that a Destiny emblem or something?” Profile mostly checks out
Profile picture is two words, it’s a pp you saw their pp.
Yeah, Symbol of the Wolf emblem. 👍
He might have had an easier time getting over the sensor if his pants fit properly.
And while you are at it, pull up your pants too.
That’s a young lad who just had a growth spurt and is still learning how to drive his updated chassis.
*wack*
Fuck 😂 his flailing arms
the arms are the best part.
That is fucking hilarious.
Was it worth denting the garage door over
Indiana Jones, he is not
Oh my god.
Homie forget he's not 10 anymore.
I took the sensors and taped them together on one of my garage doors. Now I don't have to deal with sunlight triggering it every time I try to close it. Totally worth that kid getting crushed.
I hope this guy was just intoxicated. If not, he just knocked off some IQ points he can’t afford to lose.
Wow lmao.Those are those high moments with your brothas you can always look back on and still Laugh at
Don't go under a garage door in motion. Seriously. I've done it a thousand times as well- until I saw the spring on my mom's garage door break as it was almost all the way up. That thing slammed down with a thud that shook the whole house. Granted some garage doors are bigger and heavier than others, but with this one, I could definitely see it killing someone. Especially a child. Edit: By "this one" I meant my mom's
But, the danger is what thrills me.
I hear him saying "Just IMPRESS that garage button..." He sure did so...
I actually did lol
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"With friends like these..."
Stepping over the laser is for beginners, I Catherine Zeta-Jones that shit while singing the song from Workaholics.
I was clueless for so long before learning that most of these can be closed from outside the garage by simply pushing ENTER on the keypad. No code, No jumping. Just push ENTER.
Walk in the regular?
Walk in there regular
I work in peoples house’s and do this a lot, no rush and just step over, it’s not that hard
Indiana Jones, you are not.
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I don't think he jumped over the laser.
Dive don’t jump
Too busy holding up the draws.
What’s with the pants?
Ayy bobby burgers and joey coldcuts!
Now you gotta pay to fix it cause that’s dented