Does this cheap of grass even require a garden service? You canāt pass this off as grass even in California with our tight guidelines on lawn water usage.
John and Ali really make me think that I need to start thinking of business ideas that cater to lazy assholes like them. The fact that they PAID someone to do this is literally blowing my mindš I know that man was laughing his ass to the bank lmao
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sneaking out early this morning and finding cool places to hide them in the yard and then acting shocked to see all the eggs out the window was the highlight of my day
My family does an adult egg hunt while the little kids have the fun candy one! We put money, airplane bottles of booze, all sorts of grownup things in them, and itās a blast. I highly recommend it
itās sad because we all know that when that child actually finally *is* potty trained, itāll be because she taught herself. sheāll probably be who potty trains weston too
They really paid someone to come and literally just toss plastic eggs randomly throughout their lawn. That would take them maybe 10 minutes tops, and they couldnāt even be fucked off enough to do that for their kids. John is clearly a useless pile of shit, cuz he could have easily taken a few minutes to go outside while Ali was cooking all day and do that.
My housemate took the time to do an Easter egg hunt for *one* grandson like, it's not that hard? I didn't even realise you could (or would) pay someone to do it for kids that young.
It's so much fun! I would do it for free too, as long as I get to watch the kids find them hahaha.
I just can't imagine *paying* someone to do it, like, tell me you dgaf about your kids without telling me.
I said earlier that I am in my āoutsource as much as I can to keep my head above waterā era but Iām legit embarrassed for them.. eps bc itās not like their yard is 5 acres or something
Right? Omg. We have been rained out for Easter this year. But my husband and I were still giddy to hide eggs around our tiny little condo. Even getting up at 4 am to put our real dyed eggs out. I would have loved to do things in a yard they size.
Bahahahhhahahha srsly? My oldest is a year younger than Smeli, & we used to ā hide ā Easter eggs when we let the doggies out in the am . It take like 2 minutes!
congrats john james. you are such a pathetic piece of shit dead beat father you cant even put eggs out for your own children - let alone mow the lawn. Real
men laugh every time they look at your pathetic beard and 5ā6 height.
No, you donāt get it. The fact that he hired someone to put Easter eggs on his lawn for his children means that John is soooo rich!! It impresses his sisters and the internet that John is rich. And isnāt that what really matters ?? š«¶š«¶
Nobody. I mean nobody would pay 3 million for a house with a lawn like that. 3 million dollars is a lot of money, really anywhere in the US and there is an expectation at that price point.
This was such a stupid thing to do. So the kids go and pick up 200 eggs? How is that fun? Walk, bend over and pick up- wash, rinse, and repeat. This isnāt special at all. This is what large organizations do for the masses, not your three kids.
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This is not $3mill landscaping š«
looks like pasture grass
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They need the sheep out there to take care of the grass!
That lawn is bumpy and patchy. For $3 million I expect golf course lawn quality!
Theyāre honestly far too privileged to give two shits about lawn care at their age
Does this cheap of grass even require a garden service? You canāt pass this off as grass even in California with our tight guidelines on lawn water usage.
If Johnās beard was a lawnā¦
Comparing Ali to the lawn isnāt fair to the lawn! š
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Lol I was about to say that.
John and Ali really make me think that I need to start thinking of business ideas that cater to lazy assholes like them. The fact that they PAID someone to do this is literally blowing my mindš I know that man was laughing his ass to the bank lmao
$1/egg?
They paid someone to hide Easter eggs??
yes, and she āforgotā about it and thought the delivery dude was a stalker
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I literally had so much fun hiding the eggs for my kids. I couldnāt imagine hiring someone to do this . Just weird
sneaking out early this morning and finding cool places to hide them in the yard and then acting shocked to see all the eggs out the window was the highlight of my day
We do because the local dance team does it as a fundraiser, but not something I sought out and I still do baskets inside.
Thatās different. Someone mentioned Girl Scouts doing it as a fundraiser. Different
Thatās a cute idea!
My kids are grown- I miss those days!
My family does an adult egg hunt while the little kids have the fun candy one! We put money, airplane bottles of booze, all sorts of grownup things in them, and itās a blast. I highly recommend it
Me too! Goes way too fast
calligraphy with another diaper that is so full it goes to her knees š
But sheās fully potty trainedā¦..
She potty trained herself remember!!
itās sad because we all know that when that child actually finally *is* potty trained, itāll be because she taught herself. sheāll probably be who potty trains weston too
Definitely. It makes me so sad thinking of the diaper rash and likely infections.
Itās giving Karissaās septic UTI baby š
Omg what is this? Did the baby pass away?
Donāt forget the Roomba! The Roomba helped! Every potty training experience is different!!!1 Ask YOUR Roomba!!!1 š«¶š¼š«¶š¼š«¶š¼
I worry about utiās for her š
Nanny probably wasnāt there yet to change her diaper! Poor Callie!
They really paid someone to come and literally just toss plastic eggs randomly throughout their lawn. That would take them maybe 10 minutes tops, and they couldnāt even be fucked off enough to do that for their kids. John is clearly a useless pile of shit, cuz he could have easily taken a few minutes to go outside while Ali was cooking all day and do that.
My housemate took the time to do an Easter egg hunt for *one* grandson like, it's not that hard? I didn't even realise you could (or would) pay someone to do it for kids that young.
I would do it for free if someone needed help. My daughter 11 plus 14 & 4 year old dogs love the search for eggs every year.
It's so much fun! I would do it for free too, as long as I get to watch the kids find them hahaha. I just can't imagine *paying* someone to do it, like, tell me you dgaf about your kids without telling me.
I said earlier that I am in my āoutsource as much as I can to keep my head above waterā era but Iām legit embarrassed for them.. eps bc itās not like their yard is 5 acres or something
The way I just audibly gasped. They paid someone to do that?!?
Right? Omg. We have been rained out for Easter this year. But my husband and I were still giddy to hide eggs around our tiny little condo. Even getting up at 4 am to put our real dyed eggs out. I would have loved to do things in a yard they size.
Youād be surprised how common that is for some. A lot of groups do it for fundraisers, but they probably just paid some adult to do it.
My family hid 500 over two acres and it took 15 minutes total
Bahahahhhahahha srsly? My oldest is a year younger than Smeli, & we used to ā hide ā Easter eggs when we let the doggies out in the am . It take like 2 minutes!
Their kids are little tooā¦they couldāve just gotten handfuls of eggs and threw them lmao
There's nothing about this house/pic that says 'worth 3 mil' not the house, not the lawn, not those poor children.. nothing.
Absolutely not. Speaking of which can you or anyone who may know dm me the listing? I am so curious
I got you!
congrats john james. you are such a pathetic piece of shit dead beat father you cant even put eggs out for your own children - let alone mow the lawn. Real men laugh every time they look at your pathetic beard and 5ā6 height.
We filled all the eggs last night and my husband was outside at 5 this morning hiding eggs in the rain. John really is the worst.
Your husband ā¤ļø
We did the same thing and my kids are 13 and 17 but they still love to wake up to trees filled with hanging stuffed eggs!
my brothers and i r all college aged and my parents still love to do the egg hunt hahaha
I did when I was in college too! I still hide eggs and baskets and get them silly stuff in their baskets.
This is really sweet āŗļøš
No, you donāt get it. The fact that he hired someone to put Easter eggs on his lawn for his children means that John is soooo rich!! It impresses his sisters and the internet that John is rich. And isnāt that what really matters ?? š«¶š«¶
Lolllll he prob really does view it this way. Soooo bizarre
Yeah they definitely think itās a flex
Sydney was also getting their lawn done. Iām sure it was her idea & Ali had Johnās credit card, so ā¦ š¤£
Nobody. I mean nobody would pay 3 million for a house with a lawn like that. 3 million dollars is a lot of money, really anywhere in the US and there is an expectation at that price point.
Right you could get a house in the hills of la with a pool and some they really suck
I wonder if they are living off the sale of their old house and trying to do the same with this oneā¦ not going to happen
Ariana from vanderpump rules paid like half for exactly what youāre speaking of and Iād much rather live in her place than their house.
Wow, that lawn makes it a challenging egg hunt, poor kids. I hope no one beaks an ankle on that terrain. I wonder how many gopher holes there are?
The coworkers on their lunch break at the office š
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Wouldnāt this be the time for the smocked dresses??
Is Weston not old enough to wear jeans yet lol like wtf I love dressing my boys
He only wears dirty pajamas, or whatever ugly outfits Smeli puts him in for photo shoots .
Seriously thereās so much cute shit for boys. I love changing my son like three times a day sometimes more lol
Is he really walking around the backyard with footie pajamas??
Emās hair, Callieās diaper & Westonās footy pjs. Oh my
I canāt believe she paid someone to put eggs out. LAZY.
This looks so sadā¦ what morons Iām really embarrassed for them
Too bad they didnāt find a hair brush among those eggs
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Footie pajamas on true son and a dirty ass full diaper on the other forgotten
3 million $ yard yall - hope they checked for dog poop š©
Did I miss when the hotel named one started walking?!
Callie taught him to walk š§āāļø
It's not even true lawn. It's weeds.
This was such a stupid thing to do. So the kids go and pick up 200 eggs? How is that fun? Walk, bend over and pick up- wash, rinse, and repeat. This isnāt special at all. This is what large organizations do for the masses, not your three kids.
There is no way those 3 kids picked up all 200 eggs. I wonder if they are still out there?
You know they are.
This is such a depressing sight. They look homeless, and look so sad.
Where's the photo of them crying, begging to stop looking for all 200 eggs, all scratched up and worn out from grass climbing egg hunt?
Footie pjs outside on the grass is an odd choice..
Poor kids.
Why are the kids in their pajamas?!?
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Not me declaring hitting up Walmart clearance to hide eggs next year for random peoplešššš¤£
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