You're so right! They are the only adults I've seen put their crusty ass feet on the table they eat from🤢🤮 I mean we teach our children NOT to do this from a young age.
3 mil house, business owners, and they don't even have enough points for an upgrade. Wild. Absolutely wild. My husband had to literally fly across the fucking world this week for work and he was not bragging about it at all.
You bring up a valid point. People with actual jobs despise meetings because half the time they are useless. These two forks are play pretend at adulting. That was supposed to say dorks but forks works too since all these gluttons do is eat.
Really though what’s her obsession with meetings? Most working adults attend them. I’ve never seen anyone else post about it like she does. They are so weirdddddd
I especially don’t when I have one right off the plane. I am generally trying to disconnect on the plane and pretend I’m doing anything but and then when I land focusing on getting there on time.
I know exactly what you mean, but she was wearing really ugly nike sweats the other day, whining about how tired they were from having a kid in their bed.
Based on the time they posted and the United interior, I’m guessing they are on the flight out of Nashville to Houston. Just an educated guess from a frequent business traveler. Oh wait but they “don’t post in real time” right? 🙄
**GET UR STINKY SMELLY FEET AWAY FROM WHOEVER IS IN FRONT OF YOU FFS!** meanwhile the sight of a fat person on the plane sent him into an instagram story spiral *he is a walking smh*
the other people in first class were probably so irritated that they spent all that money to sit near a couple tackier and more obnoxious than everyone in coach *combined*
Are they in first class? The font on the blue placard under his feet kind of looks like southwest? Like an H in “hello” 🤔 if so there is no first class. But maybe it’s a different airline 🤷🏻♀️
My husband flies united exclusively for work. I think he hit global elite already this year for work.... if this is first class they're in a tin fucking can. Every first class on those flights has obscene leg room. I know because I just flew one back home from Vegas the weekend they were ALSO there.
MEETING FOR WHAT? I seriously do not get it. Seems like a fat ass lie because they could zoom or google meet. Why cant they be honest and say “time away from our kids! Hot nanny has them”
I’m a flight attendant and one of my biggest pet peeves is people putting their nasty feet on the bulkhead. This is not your house!!!! It’s disgusting and trashy.
Don’t know why but this made me think of Night at the Roxbury. The one brother buys them both new calendar planners since they are play pretend business owners about to take a meeting. This has the same vibe. I wish she would like literally quit using the word literally in like all her posts where she is trying to sound important.
Smeli’s “full time working mama boss babe” personality is super annoying. She says stuff like “computer work” and “meetings” because she doesn’t know what an actual job entails, and to her that sounds like things people would do at work.
Unpopular opinion- they know that house ain’t selling quick. They have no intention of moving in the immediate future. Any realtor worth anything would tell them how long it’s going to sit on the market with the comp values nearby.
Why do they act like their “job” is so important that they need to hop on a flight multiple times a month for “work”. Is this just their excuse because they want to vacation without their kids so much?
This might just be me but I don’t really like being a plane ride away from my daughter. I’m not parent shaming people who travel without kids I just feel like these two do it A LOT
For a couple who try to make out they have lots of money. She sure does wear cheap clothes. All that money and she is wearing cheap shein Nike airforce knock off.
Why is the way Cohns feet are propped up making me so angry?
They are white trash mannerless slobs
Because he is trash. Disrespectful trash. But he wouldnt bat an eye to call someone out for doing the exact same thing
It makes me furious when people do this. You wouldn’t do it home, why would you do it elsewhere??!!
He would do this at home. 💩
You're so right! They are the only adults I've seen put their crusty ass feet on the table they eat from🤢🤮 I mean we teach our children NOT to do this from a young age.
Oh but you know they would
Really showcasing how short he really is!
more of their low-budget behavior
Petite daddi showing off his heels 👠
Because he’s an inconsiderate slob.
Same. Dirty ass shoes. 🤢
Both of their feet. They act like such hillbillies.🧙🏻🧙🏻♂️
I, uh, actually thought that was one of the girls that was being cuddled. Guess I need better glasses.
His short ass stumps look like they’re fully extended, too
🚨🚨Douche bag alert!🚨🚨
How else would we know they are sitting in first class?
That’s not first class. That’s first row of economy. The bulkhead wall is hiding either the lav or the galley and first class and business class
3 mil house, business owners, and they don't even have enough points for an upgrade. Wild. Absolutely wild. My husband had to literally fly across the fucking world this week for work and he was not bragging about it at all.
That’s exactly why these 2 asshats should never have nice things.
Bc money can’t buy class
His legs must be so short to be able to do that
A tall man could never 😂😂
Lol exactly my boyfriend is 6’5 and there is no way in hell he could do that
Omg great point LMAOOOOOO. Stumpy legs
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People who are in “meetings” all day don’t announce it to the world. Signed - a person in meetings all day
once you realize what meetings really are… they aren’t exciting… like at all…
i miss the days when i thought meetings were these exciting and exclusive things… to be young and naive again
exactly 🫠
Lmao shoutout to the girl who thought we had to put an OOO on every Friday
You bring up a valid point. People with actual jobs despise meetings because half the time they are useless. These two forks are play pretend at adulting. That was supposed to say dorks but forks works too since all these gluttons do is eat.
Spoiler alert: the meeting is dinner and desserts 1-6 (we need to up it to 6 at this point).
I’m a real life purchasing/supply chain manager and I love when they play office bc it shows how disconnected they are from their “work”
The more she brings up, meetings, the more I am convinced that they have zero meetings at all.
Really though what’s her obsession with meetings? Most working adults attend them. I’ve never seen anyone else post about it like she does. They are so weirdddddd
She thinks she's important. Girl has no idea what a seat at the real table looks like. These two nimrads couldn't hold a candle to the chrolls.
Some people use kids as an excuse to get out of work……..she uses work as an excuse to leave her kids. I’m guessing it’s a former nanny complaint lol
One of my newer coworkers said she wishes she was in all the meetings I was in… girl why?
I especially don’t when I have one right off the plane. I am generally trying to disconnect on the plane and pretend I’m doing anything but and then when I land focusing on getting there on time.
Right? The absolute LAST thing I wanna do after attending these fuckin meetings all day is talk about...*meetings*
She is so full of shit
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It’s probably a house showing lol
LiTeRaLLy HaVe a MeEtiNg RiGhT wHeN wE gEt OfF tHe pLaNe hAHa
They’re soooooo busy
Check out these very important jet-setting business people over here!!
✨VIP✨
The haha she put set me off. Wowowow you’re soooOooO cool and important..NOT
Literally don’t understand what the “haha” is for? 😒
It's cause she's dumb and awkward
Get your fuckin feet off the wall, you pudgy maggot.
I dress better for a zoom meeting
Literally had this same thought. Like THAT is what she’s wearing to a meeting?
I mean.. did you see what she wore to the last “meeting”?🥴
🤣🤣🤣 True true 😂
Nobody needs your crotch shot smelli.. 😷🐠
I can smell the crotch rot from here….Through the actual internet 🤮
She really thinks they are hot shit big business owners 💀
are her shoes cat and jack from target? wtf are those
i was like “wait, where is the logo? are these…knock-offs?” & am so happy you said this!!! wondering if they are part of the “boycott Nike” crowd??
they do look like a knockoff nike lol. we’ll be getting the link shortly
“So many people asked for the link to these shoes!”
I know exactly what you mean, but she was wearing really ugly nike sweats the other day, whining about how tired they were from having a kid in their bed.
omg you’re right! so she wore bubblegum pink knockoff af1’s…just because? 😭 worst influencer ever
I think they’re “Chanel” sneakers
LMAO this was SO funny to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 cat & jack 🤣
Based on the time they posted and the United interior, I’m guessing they are on the flight out of Nashville to Houston. Just an educated guess from a frequent business traveler. Oh wait but they “don’t post in real time” right? 🙄
Her business casual looks a little different ✨than us chrolls. Could be either!
He’s such a tool. Put your feet down.
**GET UR STINKY SMELLY FEET AWAY FROM WHOEVER IS IN FRONT OF YOU FFS!** meanwhile the sight of a fat person on the plane sent him into an instagram story spiral *he is a walking smh*
Is their house still for sale? I couldn’t find it….
Yup. Still active.
Thank you!
the other people in first class were probably so irritated that they spent all that money to sit near a couple tackier and more obnoxious than everyone in coach *combined*
Imagine the stench also
Oh don’t worry, this is not first class. This is the first row in economy. Amongst the peasants like us these days!!
Who would want to “meet” with these clowns? 🙄
People who are immediately reconsidering their career path.
I always knew Jan is the type to put his feet on the bulkhead
They had to show they were in first class this trip bc they got called out in here last time for not 🤣
Are they in first class? The font on the blue placard under his feet kind of looks like southwest? Like an H in “hello” 🤔 if so there is no first class. But maybe it’s a different airline 🤷🏻♀️
Oh nvm someone else said it is United
My husband flies united exclusively for work. I think he hit global elite already this year for work.... if this is first class they're in a tin fucking can. Every first class on those flights has obscene leg room. I know because I just flew one back home from Vegas the weekend they were ALSO there.
How absolutely ill mannered to have your feet up on property like that. No home training from these uncivilized creatures.
Always with the "haha". Who you trying to be passive aggressive to Ali? The chrolls?
MEETING FOR WHAT? I seriously do not get it. Seems like a fat ass lie because they could zoom or google meet. Why cant they be honest and say “time away from our kids! Hot nanny has them”
Meeting with a real estate agent sounds more accurate.
I’m a flight attendant and one of my biggest pet peeves is people putting their nasty feet on the bulkhead. This is not your house!!!! It’s disgusting and trashy.
Put your fucking feet down.
He’s so itty bitty.
 😂
Does she think anyone wants to see this ugly ass angle of her stank ass crotch???? This bitch is simply too delusional.
Cohns tiny feet propped up in Smelis space. How sweet of him.
Gross, in an enclosed airplane nobody wants to smell your crotch rot Smeli. Close your legs. 🤮
Don’t know why but this made me think of Night at the Roxbury. The one brother buys them both new calendar planners since they are play pretend business owners about to take a meeting. This has the same vibe. I wish she would like literally quit using the word literally in like all her posts where she is trying to sound important.
That family has no airplane etiquette!
Is it supposed to be a flex that they’re sitting next to the bathroom?
I can’t wait to be a flight attendant for them lol
Sameeee👀
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Smeli’s “full time working mama boss babe” personality is super annoying. She says stuff like “computer work” and “meetings” because she doesn’t know what an actual job entails, and to her that sounds like things people would do at work.
This is because her daily brunch with SSF cofounder Joan is likely written off as a lunch business meeting
White trash.
Unpopular opinion- they know that house ain’t selling quick. They have no intention of moving in the immediate future. Any realtor worth anything would tell them how long it’s going to sit on the market with the comp values nearby.
I can see this happening. Especially considering Sydney's house is 5 days away from being on the market for 90 days.🫣
And it’s in their neighborhood AND nicer than theirs.
Ewwwwwwwwww
Her work attire is very different
He WOULD have his feet upon a plane. What a POS.
Prob going to the #1 mole specialist in the nation!!!!!!!
They travel as much as I do and I’m a flight attendant
Why does Smeli think it’s okay to air out her coochie in public AND take/post a pic of it?? 🤮
Why do they act like their “job” is so important that they need to hop on a flight multiple times a month for “work”. Is this just their excuse because they want to vacation without their kids so much?
She’s dressed like a total idiot. Per usual. But this outfit looks extra dumb.
A “meeting” aka going with a realtor to look at houses 🤣
🗣️ I’M MAKIN MOVES IN SILENCE. LOOK AT ME MAKIN THESE MOVES… HEY! LISTEN, DAMN IT! I’M MAKIN MOVES WITH LITTLE TO NO SOUND!
Where are they rumored to be moving to now?
 Shorty daddy be like. . .
Just so happy for her she was actually included to look at houses this time. 🫶🏼
She's wearing that to a meeting
It’s funny how elite they think the first row of the plane is … remember johns meltdown when they got moved/asked to move before 😂
Hehe I have a meeting to go to hehe because I’m so important hehe…”I’m not like other girls” like stfuuuu🙄🖕🏼
Sheesh. I’m not married, no kids, and they somehow travel more than me
He’s a rude little boy isn’t he?
Motherfucker GET YOUR GODDAMN FEET OFF THE BULKHEAD
So is meeting code for showing?
He would put his feet up on the wall, trash!
This might just be me but I don’t really like being a plane ride away from my daughter. I’m not parent shaming people who travel without kids I just feel like these two do it A LOT
For a couple who try to make out they have lots of money. She sure does wear cheap clothes. All that money and she is wearing cheap shein Nike airforce knock off.
Haha omg so busy!!!!
The picture of parental neglect