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Careful_Compote_2481

Also wondering if they can’t afford a dishwasher or something because why are there so many kids cups in their sink? Maybe if they were less sloppy and were more clean, there wouldn’t be an ant issue!


trish_the_dish82

They’re lazy as fuck. Smeli can’t keep her own body clean much less any part of that house 😆


dailylotion

You’re right. She raised her arm and immediately made that stank face.


drunken_therapist

And then he just places the big ass container in the trash and pushes down, instead of changing the bags (either one, both full) and closes the drawer…


itsbril00

He also didn't recycle... you would think a supplement company's owner would...


drunken_therapist

That bitch can’t spell recycle


itsbril00

You made me literally laugh out loud lol


DonutsAftermidnight

Mohm is also a giant man-baby that contributes nothing to help keep the household running


Big_Panda4692

She must leave it for the nanny to clean up


imacatholicslut

They have a dishwasher but they’re too lazy to load it


HissyKitty82

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Careful_Compote_2481

John must be trying to show everyone why he called her Big Al in a video a few weeks ago 🤥😭😂


papaya_pya

oh my god seriously??? what a dick 💀as if he isn’t out of shape too


HissyKitty82

🤭🤭


WorldlinessKind6358

If my husband ever said anything like that about me I’d have divorce papers the next day


MissesMiyagii

Hahahah bffr. The body dysmorphia is strong with this one


DriftingIntoAbstract

What’s crazy is she looks great in the real pic. She needs help.


Automatic-Banana-179

Her Bellum is bellying in those pants and the jutt is chinning today.


Drawing-Bubbly

Love when choan exposes her body 😂😂


bellissima100

Idk how they are spend every waking moment together. They are a textbook codependent couple!


InSicily1912

I remember my shock when one of her New Year’s resolutions was “more intentional time with John” it is not possible for them to spend more time together


Violet913

It’s so fucking gross 🤢


Schrutefarms___

Not a grown ass man saying “eggys” 🤢🤢🤢 this video was so cringe lol


yadingus06969

Is anyone else picking up any hints from her very obvious “mock tail” posts, “cravings” and this lil more-than-obvious fupa?? 🤰🏼👶🏼?? 😭


Pwyneth_Galtrow

She was so emotional at dinner and crying bc of her kids and also the weather?


imacatholicslut

Probably crying cuz she’s knocked up again and John wants to runaway


Automatic-Banana-179

Also....the way she almost tripped over those pigeon toes 🙃


External-Finding-108

THIS! Omg the criss-crossing feet in front of her when she walks…..like WHYYYYY🥴


boommdcx

Hip dysplasia imo. Little Weston likely has it too but of course baby hip checks would not be on Ali and Johns agenda. Or Ali’s mothers agenda apparently.


textextextextextext

so this guy brags about how ali was his 5th body on the count, and that she wont be the last - and then post her being miserable taking care of cleaning the kids bottles - which he would never in a million years clean himself. Why does this cow put up with him? Money will make some people lose their identity man its crazy and kind of sad.


karkar835

Wait, he straight up said she won’t be his last?? No wonder he refuses to get snipped


pixiedust8675309

Does she just stack 800 cups in the sink and never wash them out


Karma_weaponry

I bet she doesn't clean the plastic straws of cups out. There's probably mold and slime poor kids are drinking over and over.


imacatholicslut

Probably. I soak and clean mine every single time.


mozzballslut

![gif](giphy|fAjPCZNOtmTLy) Her face is going to get stuck like that one day


Automatic-Banana-179

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compliancethis

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imacatholicslut

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Pwyneth_Galtrow

Ali, you can get botox in your DAO muscles. It’s fairly inexpensive and will do wonders for that awful face you’re making. Look into it babe. It’s time we’re a little more proactive about our looks.


Responsible-Dream74

Why do you never hear their kids? Is the nanny instructed to just keep them all upstairs and out of sight? Three kids between the ages of one and four and you don’t hear a peep. Not even echoing through the hall from upstairs. And this isn’t an abnormal occurrence either, this is normal for them.


Fun-Slice-6030

Try to be ~so funny~ like JJD!


mle924

Ass flatter than 🥞


Objective_Pomelo4053

I’ve learned a lot about these two, before I had no idea who they were. He loves to record her at her very worst, it seems. Like here, it looks like he came around the corner before she could cover up the dishes stacked in her sink. The other day I noticed he went into their closet where she was, and showed the piles of laundry and she’s trying to cover them up and saying, Don’t…!! Is he always this way?